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(ABC) NewsFlash The latest: Boston Marathon bombing suspects identified. One dead, manhunt for the second is underway, ALL OF BOSTON on lockdown   (abcnews.go.com) divider line 2731
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2013-04-19 11:11:01 AM

Ctrl-Alt-Del: Shryke: Ctrl-Alt-Del: It is a right-wing nut job.

I am guessing you lump everyone you don't like in to that category. Sorry mate.

I'm sorry that you don't like the fact that most Muslim jihadists are reactionary rightwingers, but that doesn't change the fact that they are.

I mean, I get the fact that most reactionary American rightwing extremists really hate and fear Muslims, but that doesn't magically transform them into liberals. They're hardcore religious nut jobs - anti-abortion, anti-evolution, anti-pornography, opposed to sex outside of marriage, in favor of harsh anti-drug laws, opposed to feminism, virulently anti-homosexual. Those sure as shiat ain't "leftie" positions, dude.  Substitute "Jesus" for "Allah" and they could be Pat Robertson

So yeah, most of the folks speculating the last few days that these were rightwing nutjobs were correct. Of course, any speculation that they were teabaggers, or anti-government libertarian types were just plain wrong. They're not Aryan Nation, or  Army of God, or Sovereign Citizens, just their Muslim counterparts


Bears repeating.
 
2013-04-19 11:11:09 AM

Snarfangel: muck4doo: Okay, that was crazy. Police closing in on a building, and a shot is heard. Police re-position themselves.

Then they turn to the side and spit, and eye the batter warily as the catcher makes hand signals.


Touchdown! No, seriously. Already 1 cop dead and 1 wounded. I can see why they are taking every precaution. We don't need any more deaths.
 
2013-04-19 11:11:16 AM
ABC news interviewed a friend of suspect, he described him as "very religious".  ABC then doesn't even ask what religion...they immediately changed the subject.  Good news work there, Lou.

Whats weird is the friend said "I used to see his Dad every day working on cars." but then ABC reported that his dad lived in Russia.  I'm so confused.
 
2013-04-19 11:11:16 AM

SarcasticFark: scraping-fetus-off-the-wheel: Need that guy alive to get the whole story. Hope they get him quick.

We don't need the 'whole story' if we know where they're from.  If they ARE from Chechnya, we already have the whole story.


how so? if this was the moscow marabomb then that would be the case.  the boston marabomb, not so much.  this still has plenty of what the fark?  oh that and he's 19, and people don't seem to recall him being a crazy farker...
 
2013-04-19 11:11:22 AM

Nabb1: News now reporting Dhokhar was able to withdraw money from an ATM last night.  BIG scoop there, guys.  BIG scoop.


So if they had money why would they rob a 711. Something is farked.
 
2013-04-19 11:11:23 AM

The Life Of Brian: Heard nothing like that on the scanner


about twenty minutes ago or so - the guy saying had the accent thick enough that it was 2 really long syllables, tho.
 
2013-04-19 11:11:24 AM

The Life Of Brian: WHY does CNN keep saying the police are calling for a Russian translator??

Heard nothing like that on the scanner..and the suspect speaks fluent english/been in country & went to highschool for years!


My guess is to interview relatives/friends who may only speak Russian to get possible info on where he could go to hide.
 
2013-04-19 11:11:28 AM

Grand_Moff_Joseph: This is a real-life episode of 24.  Seriously.


Has Kiefer Sutherland shown up on TV yelling "WE'RE RUNNING OUT OF TIME!" yet? :P
 
2013-04-19 11:11:47 AM

The Life Of Brian: WHY does CNN keep saying the police are calling for a Russian translator??

Heard nothing like that on the scanner..and the suspect speaks fluent english/been in country & went to highschool for years!


It was on the scanner earlier, actually.
 
2013-04-19 11:11:52 AM

InmanRoshi: BE ADVISED:  Picture of the suspect and his Boston Sleeper Cell, reportedly carrying toxic chemical agent known as "Drakkar Noir".  [img.gawkerassets.com image 720x540]


Is that the Prophet Muhammad on the left? He IS a fundamentalist Muslim!
 
2013-04-19 11:11:52 AM

TheShavingofOccam123: scannercop says the old fart had a device, was wearing a vest

[1.bp.blogspot.com image 395x271]

Official police bulletin: If you see this man, stop, look both ways, then walk quickly across the street. Do not try to apprehend him.


COME AT ME, BRO!!!
 
2013-04-19 11:11:55 AM
Could be the father?
 
2013-04-19 11:11:58 AM
CNN: Heavy police activity under way.
 
2013-04-19 11:12:02 AM

The Life Of Brian: WHY does CNN keep saying the police are calling for a Russian translator??

Heard nothing like that on the scanner..and the suspect speaks fluent english/been in country & went to highschool for years!


It was on the scanner maybe 20 min ago.  A couple people approached police, and they called for a translator to help find out what they wanted.
 
2013-04-19 11:12:19 AM
So basically an old man was arrested for wearing a sweater vest and carrying an 80's era cell phone?
 
mjg
2013-04-19 11:12:20 AM
Let the 'profiling' of an entire country (Chechnya) begin.

/ugh
 
2013-04-19 11:12:21 AM
EOD robot trying to get the old guy's jacket off, per scanner
 
d23 [TotalFark]
2013-04-19 11:12:25 AM
Robots are trying to undress the guy?
 
2013-04-19 11:12:33 AM
Holy fark they just sent in the robots to take the jacket off the guy.
 
2013-04-19 11:12:38 AM

InmanRoshi: BE ADVISED:  Picture of the suspect and his Boston Sleeper Cell, reportedly carrying toxic chemical agent known as "Drakkar Noir".  [img.gawkerassets.com image 720x540]


HOLY FARK he's got an Angel on his side!!!!!!
 
2013-04-19 11:12:46 AM
Supposedly this is his Amazon wishlist, or so Time says.
 
2013-04-19 11:12:52 AM
Is he being robot probed?
 
2013-04-19 11:12:52 AM
did i hear the scanner say "use the robot to get the jacket off him"?
 
2013-04-19 11:13:02 AM

Coco LaFemme: Is Fark back for good, or is it going to go tits up again?


I think that they should start a new thread so we don't keep wasting bandwidth loading this big one.
 
2013-04-19 11:13:11 AM

Theory Of Null: Nabb1: News now reporting Dhokhar was able to withdraw money from an ATM last night.  BIG scoop there, guys.  BIG scoop.

So if they had money why would they rob a 711. Something is farked.


An article said they used the ATM card of a carjacking victim -- it was NOT the suspects' own money.
 
2013-04-19 11:13:13 AM

Bonkthat_Again: Raharu

: Site your sources?

Cite* ;) 


I did Derp, you are correct good sir.
 
2013-04-19 11:13:17 AM

Ctrl-Alt-Del: Those sure as shiat ain't "leftie" positions, dude.


Sure they are, on the far wing. Just replace one  ideology (Islamism) with another (communism) and bang, you are all set. Are you seriously of the position far left wing countries like North Korea don't take the positions you just listed? Give me a farking break.

You don't get to ignore the left wing, cupcake.
 
2013-04-19 11:13:25 AM

pacochu: At any point now, I think Ben Affleck and his gang are going to knock off a bank.


he has his next movie.

takes place in Boston - check
involves iconic boston/ massachusetts events/ locations - check
lots of action - check
villian everyone can hate - check
he can play the hero - sure, he can write that in somehow
bad guys lose - check
 
2013-04-19 11:13:30 AM

MugzyBrown: So basically an old man was arrested for wearing a sweater vest and carrying an 80's era cell phone?


i think he's still getting robostripped and shiatting his pants. the arresting part will probably be a soothing afterthought.
 
2013-04-19 11:13:31 AM

ShawnDoc: The Life Of Brian: WHY does CNN keep saying the police are calling for a Russian translator??

Heard nothing like that on the scanner..and the suspect speaks fluent english/been in country & went to highschool for years!

It was on the scanner maybe 20 min ago.  A couple people approached police, and they called for a translator to help find out what they wanted.


Ah ok...CNN Makes it sound like they want it for this old guy they got on the ground....who they are not identifying as an old guy but are still insinuating its the main suspect!
 
2013-04-19 11:13:33 AM
I'm back, sorry to be a bother but could I get a rundown of the last hour.
 
2013-04-19 11:13:36 AM

Theory Of Null: Nabb1: News now reporting Dhokhar was able to withdraw money from an ATM last night.  BIG scoop there, guys.  BIG scoop.

So if they had money why would they rob a 711. Something is farked.


They are college students.  I perpetually had like $60 in my account when I was in college.  Granted, this was 20 years ago.  Besides, most ATM's max out at $300 per withdrawal.  Hard to go on the lam on $300.
 
2013-04-19 11:13:40 AM
24.media.tumblr.com

Faster, dammit! Information overload.
 
2013-04-19 11:13:45 AM

d23: Robots are trying to undress the guy?


Getting awfully rapey in Boston now.
 
2013-04-19 11:13:45 AM

Infernalist: jso2897: Damn I love Farkers. You never learn. After the last 24 hours of total wrong and fail, y'all are still talking about who these guys are and why they did it (assuming they did).
You're really f**king precious.

have a cookie, grandpa.  Matlock will be on in a bit, I promise.


Liar. Matlock isn;t on ANYWHERE anymore.

Also, he's super right.

Like hella right.

/Hella, hella, hella.
 
2013-04-19 11:13:47 AM
wasn't a deadman switch, he was listening to http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iypUpv9xelg on his ipod
 
2013-04-19 11:13:50 AM

Fissile: Since the collapse of the USSR, the US has taken up a policy of harassing, and outright attacking the Russians through proxies. Sometimes these proxies are nominally Christian, like the Georgians, or the Poles


I wish those harassing Poles LEFT PUTIN ALONE
 
2013-04-19 11:13:56 AM
Why do all the news stations find people to say "he was such a nice guy"..."I would never have thought it was him"..."he was so sweet"...no one farking cares.  He's a killer now.  Who cares what he "was" because he obviously wasn't.
 
2013-04-19 11:13:58 AM

TheShavingofOccam123: Holmes was more of a male black widow.

Yeah, that's what I mean about motivation. I think he probably really enjoyed killing people but he also used it as a serious income stream. There were (are?) lots of medical school skeletons around that might be one of his victim$.


I'd be surprised by that. His modus was in setting up crematoria pretty quickly once he purchased a residence.
 
2013-04-19 11:14:08 AM
Out of smokes and coffee. FML!
 
2013-04-19 11:14:13 AM

urger: This is a different individual then the brother. This guy 60 to 70. Cops think he has a deadman in his hand. PD approached cuffed, put him on his back, saw what they think is a deadman and pulled back 1000 feet. Explosive Ordinance Disposal in en-route. They are talking to him now.

Could be another bomber - could be just a guy breaking the shelter in place order.


Maybe one of the homeless people I was wondering about.
 
2013-04-19 11:14:15 AM

MugzyBrown: So basically an old man was arrested for wearing a sweater vest and carrying an 80's era cell phone?


Fashion police are sending in the Fashion Swat team.
 
2013-04-19 11:14:23 AM

mjg: Let the 'profiling' of an entire country (Chechnya) begin.

/ugh


Not a country. and we arleady spent a few decades hating Russians. It would feel like a step backwards at this point.
 
2013-04-19 11:14:24 AM
LAST MAN STANDING!
 
2013-04-19 11:14:38 AM

The Missing Link: Could be the father?


father is in russia.
 
2013-04-19 11:14:54 AM

jso2897: Damn I love Farkers. You never learn. After the last 24 hours of total wrong and fail, y'all are still talking about who these guys are and why they did it (assuming they did).
You're really f**king precious.


i1182.photobucket.com
 
2013-04-19 11:14:55 AM
Definite switch in hand.
 
2013-04-19 11:15:01 AM

TheManofPA: I'm back, sorry to be a bother but could I get a rundown of the last hour.


stuff happened, then moar stuff happened. then some shiat went down, then moar shiat went down.
 
2013-04-19 11:15:06 AM
"subject definitely has some type of switch or device in his hand"
 
2013-04-19 11:15:10 AM
Full cavity searches, all around!
 
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