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(ABC) NewsFlash The latest: Boston Marathon bombing suspects identified. One dead, manhunt for the second is underway, ALL OF BOSTON on lockdown   (abcnews.go.com) divider line 2731
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2013-04-19 11:03:02 AM

Strategeryz0r: So all the police scanners are offline right? Broadcastify and tunein aren't working for me at the moment.


http://www.ustream.tv/channel/ma-rt-9-window-cam
 
2013-04-19 11:03:04 AM
BAH GAWD [REDACTED] has broken Fark!

Why [REDACTED]? WHY?
 
2013-04-19 11:03:09 AM

Grand_Moff_Joseph: shifty lookin bleeder: F5F5F5F5F5F5F5F5F5F5F5F5F5F5F5F5F5F5F5F5F5F5F5F5F5F5F5F5F5F5F5F5F5F5F 5 F5F5F5F5F5F5F5F5F5F5F5F5F5

oh god, Brock Lesnar is involved!


Scanner:  Now negotiating with suspect on the street, who may have a dead man switch??


The guy at the muffler place, someone on radio said, is NOT the primary suspect. They kept saying he has a "deadman's switch", was trying to arch his back, and was 60-70 yrs old.
 
2013-04-19 11:03:17 AM
www.upl.co

He wants to end import restrictions on French cheese.
 
2013-04-19 11:03:19 AM

Strategeryz0r: So all the police scanners are offline right? Broadcastify and tunein aren't working for me at the moment.


Linky
 
2013-04-19 11:03:20 AM

KarmicDisaster: Wow, Fark can dish it out, but it sure can't take it.


Train wreck in a train wreck.
 
2013-04-19 11:03:29 AM

styckx: Looks like Fark is back


Ya think?

/Just funnin' you.
 
2013-04-19 11:03:34 AM

eagles95: Dear Drew,


If i give you $5 a month, can you have FARK servers not take a dump when news like this occurs


There..You're set...

Everything better work now!
 
2013-04-19 11:03:41 AM

d23: send in da robots

[www.rocketdogbulldozer.com image 304x428]


F that, send in Mr. In-And-Out-Real-Quick!
 
2013-04-19 11:03:41 AM

ModernPrimitive01: 60 to 70 year old male has a device on his jacket. They're trying to establish communication. Police have a perimeter and are sending in a robot to investigate


Heart monitor?
 
2013-04-19 11:03:50 AM
Last time they "Got someone" fark farked itself.  I hope this doesn't happen every time they think they "got someone"
 
2013-04-19 11:03:52 AM
Huh...They're calling in the Academy recruits to put even more boots on the ground in the area.
 
2013-04-19 11:03:56 AM
Anyone know who they have pinned to the ground I. Watertown?
 
2013-04-19 11:04:00 AM
i45.tinypic.com

I think this is where the "not our suspect" guy is being held.
 
2013-04-19 11:04:00 AM
Jesus Christ, I couldn't come up with this shiat on a good day.
 
2013-04-19 11:04:00 AM
It's pretty intense if old guy if just cruising down the sidewalk with a vest on and listening to an iPod when he is tackled?

If he is not connected to them, then WTH was ll that just about?
 
2013-04-19 11:04:01 AM
Fark is back. So what the fark has been happening the last 15 minutes? I'm confused.
 
2013-04-19 11:04:03 AM
Okay, that was crazy. Police closing in on a building, and a shot is heard. Police re-position themselves.
 
2013-04-19 11:04:20 AM
Whats with this old guy w/ a bomb?
 
2013-04-19 11:04:22 AM
scannercop says the old fart had a device, was wearing a vest

not sure if this is directly connected to the bag dropper, but they aren't treating it like it's connected to the canned goods explosive expert, but if i was guessing, there's probably an old guy with a pacemaker and a full set of khakis.
 
2013-04-19 11:04:26 AM
What?  a Bear?... Smokey's gone bad?
 
2013-04-19 11:04:31 AM
Be safe, people in Boston

I think the majority of left wing assholes but I certainly don't want any of you to get hurt or killed :P
 
2013-04-19 11:04:31 AM

WxGuy1: Grand_Moff_Joseph: shifty lookin bleeder: F5F5F5F5F5F5F5F5F5F5F5F5F5F5F5F5F5F5F5F5F5F5F5F5F5F5F5F5F5F5F5F5F5F5F 5 F5F5F5F5F5F5F5F5F5F5F5F5F5

oh god, Brock Lesnar is involved!


Scanner:  Now negotiating with suspect on the street, who may have a dead man switch??

The guy at the muffler place, someone on radio said, is NOT the primary suspect. They kept saying he has a "deadman's switch", was trying to arch his back, and was 60-70 yrs old.


Grandpa is senile and wants attention it seems.
 
2013-04-19 11:04:32 AM
Steve Guttenberg is on the scene!
 
2013-04-19 11:04:32 AM
This is a different individual then the brother. This guy 60 to 70. Cops think he has a deadman in his hand. PD approached cuffed, put him on his back, saw what they think is a deadman and pulled back 1000 feet. Explosive Ordinance Disposal in en-route. They are talking to him now.

Could be another bomber - could be just a guy breaking the shelter in place order.
 
2013-04-19 11:04:35 AM

muck4doo: jonathan_L: muck4doo: Thanks for the answer. My son is going to graduate from Baylor next month, and is in the Army ROTC(was originally in Air Force ROTC, but funding got cut). They've had him studying Russian for four years.

Is he good with languages? Another 1 or 2 languages under his belt will really help him.

Yes, he is. I'm sure not. He speaks English, Russian, and Spanish.


If he has time/inclination, I'd suggest he also look into Farsi/Persian or one of the Afghan languages.
 
2013-04-19 11:04:37 AM
ƨwɘn lɒɘɿ ƨ'ɘɿɘʜƚ nɘʜw ƨbɿɒwʞɔɒd nuɿ ƨɿɘvɿɘƨ ʞɿɒᖷ i.imgur.com
 
2013-04-19 11:04:43 AM

Captain Steroid: YES! THEY CAUGHT HIM! :D


Yep, not buying it.

Via Al Jazeera: "there is a man on the ground, but he is not the second suspect"

Jesus, I'm *really* out of here now.

http://www.aljazeera.com/watch_now/

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-22213651
 
2013-04-19 11:04:56 AM
On the next episode of "The Americans" ...
 
2013-04-19 11:05:05 AM
Boston PD Twitter says taxi service has been restored.
 
2013-04-19 11:05:06 AM
Kinda old news but I came across another forum that noticed something I hadn't seen mentioned on Fark. Apologies, if it has already.

i47.tinypic.com

Full size http://i47.tinypic.com/osxu01.jpg:
 
2013-04-19 11:05:09 AM
Fark don't fail me now!
 
2013-04-19 11:05:10 AM

Grand_Moff_Joseph: white male, 60-70 years old, 160 pounds, jeans, light blue shirt, brown jacket, device in his jacket


Sure sounds like they got him.
 
2013-04-19 11:05:10 AM
 
2013-04-19 11:05:24 AM

mrmyxolodian: Anyone know who they have pinned to the ground I. Watertown?


Some old guy, cops thought he had a vest and "dead man's switch" on him.
 
2013-04-19 11:05:32 AM

The Life Of Brian: eagles95: Dear Drew,


If i give you $5 a month, can you have FARK servers not take a dump when news like this occurs

There..You're set...

Everything better work now!



Thank you...but its still lagging on phone/tablet/work pc


/no i'm not really working since i have a half day only
 
2013-04-19 11:05:37 AM

blackdawn: Strategeryz0r: So all the police scanners are offline right? Broadcastify and tunein aren't working for me at the moment.

http://www.ustream.tv/channel/ma-rt-9-window-cam

This one works.


You're a gentleman and a scholar sir

/that's still a saying right?
//cuz it should be.
 
2013-04-19 11:05:50 AM
They have a man in his 60s on the ground with a bomb holding a dead man's switch talking to a negotiator. I think.

shiat's just got weird.
 
2013-04-19 11:05:51 AM
Boy, I'm sure glad I watch The Departed Wed. night, makes listening to this scanner feed so much easier.
 
2013-04-19 11:05:52 AM
Is Fark back for good, or is it going to go tits up again?
 
2013-04-19 11:06:01 AM

Schroedinger's Glory Hole: "Dzhokhar"d in the motherfarkin' paint nubian! FLOCKA!


Oh god I'm crying.  I'm also stealing this.
 
2013-04-19 11:06:08 AM
At least Americans now know that Muslims can be white, too.
 
2013-04-19 11:06:16 AM
Damn cooking / game shows are all I'm getting. This is why America is getting dumber. How about some news, dumbasses? And Fark keeps kicking me off, saying "Service Overloaded". So now i'm going to post something pointless to make the haystack larger! Wooooooooo!
 
2013-04-19 11:06:21 AM
What I don't get is how they went from Boston to West, Texas, and back so quickly.
 
2013-04-19 11:06:25 AM

mrmyxolodian: Autocorrect...
Thanks fark for going down when I need you most.





i.imgur.com

R.I.P. JUST WHEN I NEEDED YOU MOST

 
2013-04-19 11:06:29 AM

Fast Thick Pants: [www.upl.co image 511x84]

He wants to end import restrictions on French cheese.


That's a fake twitter account.
 
2013-04-19 11:06:37 AM
I was hoping it would be the F*ckin'  Moluccans.

Just sounds better than F*ckin'  Chechnyans
 
2013-04-19 11:06:39 AM

mrmyxolodian: Autocorrect...
Thanks fark for going down when I need you most.


You'd think they'd fix that already.
 
2013-04-19 11:06:47 AM
MSNBC saying they are worried this dude "has boobytrapped the city".

The fire rises.
 
2013-04-19 11:06:56 AM
BE ADVISED:  Picture of the suspect and his Boston Sleeper Cell, reportedly carrying toxic chemical agent known as "Drakkar Noir".  img.gawkerassets.com
 
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