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(ABC) NewsFlash The latest: Boston Marathon bombing suspects identified. One dead, manhunt for the second is underway, ALL OF BOSTON on lockdown   (abcnews.go.com) divider line 2731
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2013-04-19 08:46:30 AM  
"got some type of rocket in the basement" - from scanner.
 
2013-04-19 08:46:33 AM  

Kibbler: Suspect Number One...COME ON DOWN


You're the next contestant on catch a beat down!
 
2013-04-19 08:46:35 AM  

Novart: So many people were hoping this would be the work of right wing extremists. A real tragedy.


you still have those claiming victory because these dudes were from the Caucasus and are technically religious right, not even trying to be ironic about it.

"see, right-wing white people!"
 
2013-04-19 08:46:37 AM  
A rocket in the basement?
 
2013-04-19 08:46:40 AM  

spentmiles: Suspect has taken control of a police horse.  Mounted patrol in pursuit.  Speeds reaching cantor, perhaps gallop.


i72.photobucket.com
 
2013-04-19 08:46:40 AM  
"rocket in the basement"
 
2013-04-19 08:46:45 AM  
they're going in
 
2013-04-19 08:46:53 AM  
Here it comes.....
 
2013-04-19 08:47:04 AM  

thisispete: Smgth: what_now: I really, really hope they catch this motherfarker alive. I want some sort of farking explanation.

I hope you aren't holding your breath.

You think only one brother remembered to put on his suicide vest this morning?

well, yesterday...

There's not just a need for an explanation, somebody radicalised those brothers, taught them how to make bombs and made them think that the murder of strangers was a good idea.


Bill Ayers?
 
2013-04-19 08:47:06 AM  

Boojum2k: doerism: Boojum2k: So it turns out we weren't living in a Tom Clancy novel, but a John Ringo one?

/Oh John Ringo No!

Get Ghost on this now!

Against a 19 -year old douchebag terrorist? Send Chief Adams. He'll get the job done while being dead drunk the entire time.


You know Chief Adams messed up when he went in without Ghost. Just put a call through to the harem.
 
2013-04-19 08:47:20 AM  

Xcott: It's strange to see someone get all huffy and offended when people speculate.  I imagine you standing next to a roulette table, screaming "LOOK, IT WAS 17.  ALL OF YOU IDIOTS WHO THOUGHT YOU KNEW WHAT NUMBER IT WOULD BE SHOULD GO FARK YOURSELVES AND BE ASHAMED OF YOUR LIES."


That is perhaps the dumbest comparison ever.  The usual Dem loyalists were trying to exploit a tragedy to demonize their political opponents.  No matter how you look at it, they're immoral douches.  It's really amusing how many people are coming out of the woodwork to defend and downplay their behavior though.  It's almost as if a few people feel guilty...
 
2013-04-19 08:47:25 AM  
They've stumbled on some other basement bomb-builder. What are the odds?
 
2013-04-19 08:47:38 AM  
Someone just called for them to stay off the air while they are dealing with houses on Oak.
 
2013-04-19 08:47:38 AM  
"Stay off the air." NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
 
2013-04-19 08:47:40 AM  
Tamerlan Tsarnaev the Terrorist Teabagger is Toast
 
2013-04-19 08:47:44 AM  
Did he just say "rocket"?
 
2013-04-19 08:47:45 AM  

Vodka Zombie: With the information we have, it's best to just say that these guys are murderers.


I'll grant it's not conclusive, but given the Chechen connection, odds are they're Muslims. I suppose it's possible they could be Muslims, and not have a religious motive. I just don't think it's likely.
 
2013-04-19 08:47:53 AM  

zerkalo: farking chechens


That will just make more of them!

You see, when a man loves a Chechen very, very much...
 
2013-04-19 08:48:02 AM  

Queensowntalia: Joe Blowme: Fissile: Wait, I'm confused.  Aren't Chechens some of the "good Muslims" that Murica aided and abetted in attacking the Russians?  Didn't the US of Murica repeatedly condemn the Russians for dropping cluster bombs on these "good Muslims"?   It appears that these Chechens made their way here from Turkey.  Isn't Turkey a "good Muslim" country that is a solid friend to Murica, and, even more importantly, a good friend to Israel?  Wasn't Bin Laden armed by Murica when he was killing Russians?  Sure is funny how the "good Muslims" that the US encourages to attack the Russians always seem to end up turning on Murica.

Because they are like unicorns.... they dont exsist

They don't make the news. Why would they? They're just living their lives like the rest of us.

But don't let a little thing like logic and reason get in the way of rampant idiocy. What fun would that be?


Right, You new to FARK?
 
2013-04-19 08:48:06 AM  
"...a second suspect, identified by officials as Dzhokhar Tsarnaev, remains at large..."

libertarianstandard.com
 
2013-04-19 08:48:06 AM  

FinFangFark: tinfoil-hat maggie: What just happened?

Something's going down, news feeds were changed quickly...don't hear anything on SWAT scanner.


Someone called for mac TAC support and they just said stay off the air....
 
2013-04-19 08:48:12 AM  

BarkingUnicorn: Wonder what the homeless people are doing.


Burning their hoodies?
 
2013-04-19 08:48:24 AM  

digistil: kronicfeld: vudukungfu: This just in. CNN's reporting that the 7-11 clerk wasn't even supposed to be there that day.

Wolf Blitzer reporting that one of the suspects had sex with a dead guy in the bathroom.

The dead guy was just Kim Kardashian.


Many wish that were true
 
2013-04-19 08:48:33 AM  

spentmiles: Suspect is live tweeting from inside the house.

Link


You magnificent bastard lol
 
2013-04-19 08:48:36 AM  
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beslan_school_hostage_crisis
The Beslan school hostage crisis (also referred to as the Beslan school siege or Beslan massacre)[2][3][4] of early September 2004 lasted three days and involved the capture of over 1,100 people as hostages (including 777 children),[5] ending with the death of over 380 people. The crisis began when a group of armed Islamic separatist militants, mostly Ingush and Chechen, occupied School Number One (SNO) in the town of Beslan, North Ossetia (an autonomous republic in the North Caucasus region of the Russian Federation) on 1 September 2004.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moscow_theater_hostage_crisis
The Moscow theater hostage crisis, also known as the 2002 Nord-Ost siege, was the seizure of the crowded Dubrovka Theater on 23 October 2002 by some 40 to 50 armed Chechens who claimed allegiance to the Islamist militant separatist movement in Chechnya.[1] They took 850 hostages and demanded the withdrawal of Russian forces from Chechnya and an end to the Second Chechen War. The siege was officially led by Movsar Barayev. After a two-and-a-half day siege, Russian Spetsnaz forces pumped an unknown chemical agent into the building's ventilation system and raided it.[1]
During the raid, all 40 of the attackers were killed by Russian forces, and about 130 hostages died due to adverse reactions to the gas (including nine foreigners).
 
2013-04-19 08:48:42 AM  

James72: Fissile: Wait, I'm confused.  Aren't Chechens some of the "good Muslims" that Murica aided and abetted in attacking the Russians?  Didn't the US of Murica repeatedly condemn the Russians for dropping cluster bombs on these "good Muslims"?   It appears that these Chechens made their way here from Turkey.  Isn't Turkey a "good Muslim" country that is a solid friend to Murica, and, even more importantly, a good friend to Israel?  Wasn't Bin Laden armed by Murica when he was killing Russians?  Sure is funny how the "good Muslims" that the US encourages to attack the Russians always seem to end up turning on Murica.

Chechnya is located in the North Caucasus mountains. The suspects are literally Caucasian.


I am going to have SUCH a time going through the airport in a couple of weeks.
 
2013-04-19 08:48:42 AM  

Shyla: They've stumbled on some other basement bomb-builder. What are the odds?



The 2003 Census suggested that there are 6 or 7 bomb-builders per average street.
 
2013-04-19 08:48:45 AM  

Xcott: BraveNewCheneyWorld: It was more than one or 2 people here claiming that they were domestic right wingers.

Oh come on, man.  Half of Fark this last week was people saying "I bet they were teatards/sovereign citizens/jihadists/Columbine wannabes/schizo kids/OWS radicals."  You don't need to argue or prove that lots of people were saying this stuff.

But what you don't seem to understand was that all of this was admitted speculation.  None of these people were claiming to have inside information or 100% certainty, they were just trying to guess the outcome based on the MO.

It's strange to see someone get all huffy and offended when people speculate.  I imagine you standing next to a roulette table, screaming "LOOK, IT WAS 17.  ALL OF YOU IDIOTS WHO THOUGHT YOU KNEW WHAT NUMBER IT WOULD BE SHOULD GO FARK YOURSELVES AND BE ASHAMED OF YOUR LIES."


This. And don't forget the reason for the speculation. Thankfully the Rush Limbaughs and the Ted Nugents of America are turning out to be of the same breed as Kim Jong-Un... cowards.
 
2013-04-19 08:48:45 AM  
The female anchor on MSNBC has been talking in "I'm about to orgasm" voice for the last hour. It is kinda spooky.
 
2013-04-19 08:48:48 AM  
bomb in the basement?

Dont open it !  its a septic tank!!
 
2013-04-19 08:48:49 AM  

heap: dogs a-barking, cats a-screaming, women screaming, fists a-flying, babies crying, cops a-coming, me a-running


FIVE GOLDEN RINGS
 
2013-04-19 08:48:54 AM  

common sense is an oxymoron: A rocket in the basement?


Not as dangerous as a pocket rocket. That could take out one of your dangles.
 
2013-04-19 08:48:57 AM  
News crews being moved back, Fox's stream is useless, any other live streams worthwhile?
 
2013-04-19 08:48:59 AM  

mekki: That's what I am going for. These were two brothers doing something on their own with no bigger group backing them up. Just a couple of psychopaths whose only agenda was their own.


If that's true, look at the show we're getting.  Every kook who wants attention is seeing how it's done.  Running gun battles, hide and seek, battering rams. . . .


i.imgur.com
 
2013-04-19 08:49:12 AM  

BraveNewCheneyWorld: Xcott: It's strange to see someone get all huffy and offended when people speculate.  I imagine you standing next to a roulette table, screaming "LOOK, IT WAS 17.  ALL OF YOU IDIOTS WHO THOUGHT YOU KNEW WHAT NUMBER IT WOULD BE SHOULD GO FARK YOURSELVES AND BE ASHAMED OF YOUR LIES."

That is perhaps the dumbest comparison ever.  The usual Dem loyalists were trying to exploit a tragedy to demonize their political opponents.  No matter how you look at it, they're immoral douches.  It's really amusing how many people are coming out of the woodwork to defend and downplay their behavior though.  It's almost as if a few people feel guilty...


It's almost as if you're a moron. How many right-wingers did they same thing? Let's not pretend like only one side of this story has stupidity. You certainly seem to be bringing your fair share to the table.

And as an aside, I have no respect for anyone on either spot who wanted to use this as a chance to smear someone who was in no way related.
 
2013-04-19 08:49:29 AM  
You guys are STILL repeating unsubstantiated reports about incidents still in progress?

Knock that shiat off!
 
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2013-04-19 08:49:30 AM  

Bungles: Shyla: They've stumbled on some other basement bomb-builder. What are the odds?


The 2003 Census suggested that there are 6 or 7 bomb-builders per average street.


Is that European or African bomb-builders?
 
2013-04-19 08:49:33 AM  

Snarfangel: zerkalo: farking chechens

That will just make more of them!

You see, when a man loves a Chechen very, very much...


BWAHAHAHAHA
 
2013-04-19 08:49:41 AM  

Tomahawk513: News crews being moved back, Fox's stream is useless, any other live streams worthwhile?


CBS News is good, but it's very basic...but they aren't on orgasmicreporting.
 
2013-04-19 08:49:42 AM  
1. Kill liberal Chechens
2. Watch them replaced by radicals and foreign 1000 Year Caliphat loonies
4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-04-19 08:49:49 AM  

bkosh84: I think their mindset is more they know they'll be caught or killed so might as well go out with gun's a blazin'


Not so sure about that. If they felt that way, the initial bombing would have been a suicide operation. I think what we have here is kids who have absorbed enough American culture to think suicide is stupid. I'm putting this down to sheer panic when they realized that they were not the supermen they thought they were, and that this isn't a videogame where they can go back to a prior save and rethink their strategy.

Bit'O'Gristle: Wonders what "less lethal" ammo might be for a AR-15 or M-4 or shogun would be.  And why, in this current situation, you would desire that in your weapon in this circumstance. Not like you're expecting officers to fire rubber bullets at a guy firing "lethal" rounds at you.


The FBI wants one of these jokers alive. Maimed is perfectly OK, but they want to talk to him. They need to run down their associates and background all of them, just to be sure.
 
2013-04-19 08:50:02 AM  

No Expectations: The female anchor on MSNBC has been talking in "I'm about to orgasm" voice for the last hour. It is kinda spooky.



It's standard procedure to insert love eggs prior to many major rolling event.
 
2013-04-19 08:50:11 AM  
I want to watch MSNBC, but while CNN has HD Cameras on the scene... I think MSNBC is using Facetime on an iPhone to cover this...
 
2013-04-19 08:50:18 AM  

Tomahawk513: News crews being moved back, Fox's stream is useless, any other live streams worthwhile?


Police are being cagey with info, so basically all streams are just rebroadcasting things. Some have live feeds, but media is pushed so far back it is just roadblocks on screen.
 
2013-04-19 08:50:27 AM  

Bungles: GungFu: [3.bp.blogspot.com image 610x393]

Farking Chechen separatist rebel bastards. Beslan Massacre 2004. RIP.


You do realise that this kid would be the same age as those kids in 2004?


2+3 = Derp!
 
2013-04-19 08:50:29 AM  

dennysgod: Fissile: Wait, I'm confused.  Aren't Chechens some of the "good Muslims" that Murica aided and abetted in attacking the Russians?  Didn't the US of Murica repeatedly condemn the Russians for dropping cluster bombs on these "good Muslims"?   It appears that these Chechens made their way here from Turkey.  Isn't Turkey a "good Muslim" country that is a solid friend to Murica, and, even more importantly, a good friend to Israel?  Wasn't Bin Laden armed by Murica when he was killing Russians?  Sure is funny how the "good Muslims" that the US encourages to attack the Russians always seem to end up turning on Murica.

That's because America is a firm believer in the mantra "An enemy of our enemy is our friend", especially during the Cold War. Basically back then if you didn't like the Soviets we gave you aid (money, guns, training) regardless if you liked us or not.

Also works for Iran as well, see how well giving aid to Saddam worked out for us.


=================

Been my observation that the enemy of my enemy almost always turn out to be assholes as well.   You'd think the people in Washington would eventually figure this out, but no.
 
2013-04-19 08:50:40 AM  

spentmiles: Suspect is live tweeting from inside the house.

Link


Pushing the envelope a little there, aren't you, <b>spentmiles</b>?
 
2013-04-19 08:50:53 AM  

poot_rootbeer: You guys are STILL repeating unsubstantiated reports about incidents still in progress?

Knock that shiat off!


it's called play by play.
 
2013-04-19 08:50:56 AM  

magores: Not Jihadist, not Teahadist, not even real Russians.

I hope they get the other one alive so we can all find out "Why the fark?"


This is my hope as well. Answers would be good. My bet is though that he'lll end up forcing them to kill him
 
2013-04-19 08:50:56 AM  

CheatCommando: Not so sure about that. If they felt that way, the initial bombing would have been a suicide operation. I think what we have here is kids who have absorbed enough American culture to think suicide is stupid. I'm putting this down to sheer panic when they realized that they were not the supermen they thought they were, and that this isn't a videogame where they can go back to a prior save and rethink their strategy.


The older (dead) one strapped a small bomb to his chest. The cops think the younger one has one, too.
 
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