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(ABC) NewsFlash The latest: Boston Marathon bombing suspects identified. One dead, manhunt for the second is underway, ALL OF BOSTON on lockdown   (abcnews.go.com) divider line 2731
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2013-04-19 11:44:22 AM

Close2TheEdge: Mother was arrested for shoplifting at Natick Lord and Taylor in 2012

http://natick.patch.com/articles/arrests-1-600-in-clothes-stolen


And you haven't bailed her out yet?  What kind of child are you?
 
2013-04-19 11:44:27 AM
"BEING LOSERS!" - your fresh new hot meme!
 
2013-04-19 11:44:35 AM
Uncle sounds like me. He has made his family tree a bonzai tree. In my case not because they are terrorists, but too many of them are cholos.
 
2013-04-19 11:44:36 AM
Ruslan still has an AOL account.
 
2013-04-19 11:44:36 AM

GreatGlavinsGhost: New thread?

 
2013-04-19 11:44:37 AM
Hey, did we get a new hamster for the servers? This is the first time I've been able to post in 45 minutes.
 
2013-04-19 11:44:39 AM

star_topology: Walker: I feel bad for the innocent guy who was stripped naked by the police and taken away in handcuffs in front of the cameras.

http://www.policymic.com/articles/36407/boston-marathon-bombing-susp ec ts-one-suspect-reportedly-detained

Not clicking (at work) but I'm sure he'll be nicely compensated for his troubles.

/Hopefully he's well-endowed?


It''s SFW. They blur it. But the unblurred footage is out there somewhere I'm sure.
 
2013-04-19 11:44:42 AM

inert: CNN said that they've found the Honda they were looking for in this area, so I wonder if this 60yo guy is the owner and was car jacked like naked guy from last night and the police are also taking no chances with him.


The car belongs to the Bomber Brothers, the undead one picked it up from the garage a day after the bombings.
 
2013-04-19 11:44:49 AM

Churchill92: Altitude5280: globalwarmingpraiser: On NBC right now. The Uncle is slamming them for being losers and hating everyone. DAMN.

That interview was incredible.

Transcript? I refuse to turn on CNN/NBC


smart man.
 
2013-04-19 11:44:51 AM
Damned!   what a shocking development from the uncle.
He saw the bombers pictures on AOL.

I didn't even know they were still around.
 
2013-04-19 11:44:57 AM

mikaloyd: Coco LaFemme: If there's a jumper, that could be the 2nd suspect.  His behavior the last week doesn't strike me as someone who'd allow themselves to be taken alive.

wait...you know the guy?


Oh fark no.  If I had any *passing* knowledge of either of those two assholes, I'd have been in touch with the FBI by now.  I'm merely going on what we know his behavior to have been since the bombing on Monday - shooting an officer, carjacking people, throwing IEDs at police....that's doesn't look like the mark of someone who'd peacefully surrender to authorities.
 
2013-04-19 11:45:02 AM
So I went to sleep a little bit before Fark went down, then went to class. Can someone give me a recap on what happened since then?
 
2013-04-19 11:45:08 AM
i heart the uncle.
 
2013-04-19 11:45:08 AM

Purdue_Pete: Meanwhile... on CNN:

http://www.breitbart.com/mediaserver/201F5C24EAB64ECAABE67D8BF893168E . gif

Seriously, view the gif (too large for here). Hilarious over-and-over


Lutz. What is she doing?
 
2013-04-19 11:45:16 AM

what_now: fark you.

[sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net image 500x290]


jesus, what an asshole.
 
2013-04-19 11:45:25 AM
Uncle just cut an epic promo on his heel nephews.

Good shiat.
 
2013-04-19 11:45:39 AM
Aren't the Chechnyans the ones who took over the Russian elementary school and killed a bunch of kids?  Seem to remember them holding up in the gymnasium.
 
2013-04-19 11:45:48 AM

BarkingUnicorn: Wonder if Fark would stay up better during peak loads like this if it stopped serving posted images.  Damned near all of them are worthless to the thread.


Nope, since the photos aren't hosted by Fark they aren't putting any strain on the server.
 
2013-04-19 11:45:50 AM

Great Porn Dragon: Just woke up from having passed out at 5am...OK, pretty much nobody (including myself) expected Chechen bombers.


Most people didn't randomly speculate hoping that it was their particular nemesis while there was no evidence available. Keep humping that football though.
 
2013-04-19 11:46:05 AM

jst3p: shinjitsuism: CBS News is reporting that the father of the men who committed the Boston bombings is furious at the US for killing his son... wow,  Hey Asshole, your son set off a bomb in a peaceful sporting event that killed 3 people including an 8 year child, and then proceeded to kill an officer of the law.... STFU

Maybe they meant this is the father:

[manilovefilms.com image 382x240]


What, did they flunk out of the spelling bee or something?

/Nothing is obscure on Fark
 
2013-04-19 11:46:11 AM

eddievercetti: Uncle is unleashing his inner Iron Sheik.



"I'm going to take my sh*t nephew and put him in a camel clutch and make him humble!  Camerman ZOOM!"
 
2013-04-19 11:46:17 AM

what_now: fark you.


DOUCHEBAG!
 
2013-04-19 11:46:18 AM
The uncle told everyone to respect his property and GTF off his lawn.

what's his fark handle?
 
2013-04-19 11:46:18 AM
BOOM!

Fark blew up!
 
2013-04-19 11:46:19 AM

FinFangFark: Uncle just cut an epic promo on his heel nephews.

Good shiat.


i63.photobucket.com
 
2013-04-19 11:46:34 AM
**** BREAKING NEWS ******

THEIR UNCLE IS STILL ON AOL
 
2013-04-19 11:46:43 AM

Tommy Moo: Hey Drew, I understand you want to make money, but try to understand that many of us are trying to monitor this thread while listening to news streams. Could we not have video ads that automatically play sound? Thanks.


Do you not use Adblock?   Fark still bypasses it for some stuff, which is shiatty, but it is better than nothing.
 
2013-04-19 11:46:47 AM
images.tvrage.com

RIP Drunk Uncle
 
2013-04-19 11:46:47 AM

FinFangFark: Uncle just cut an epic promo on his heel nephews.

Good shiat.


The cops should just tell the uncle where the remaining kid is.  He seems like he'd just walk in there and smack the shiat out of the little prick and haul him back to the cops single-handedly.
 
2013-04-19 11:47:01 AM
 
2013-04-19 11:47:27 AM
The armchair psychologists brigade is really, really bad at guessing/understanding people's motivations.
 
2013-04-19 11:47:28 AM

shinjitsuism: CBS News is reporting that the father of the men who committed the Boston bombings is furious at the US for killing his son... wow,  Hey Asshole, your son set off a bomb in a peaceful sporting event that killed 3 people including an 8 year child, and then proceeded to kill an officer of the law.... STFU


That's because the father believes his terrorist sons are "true angels"

http://www.wral.com/apnewsbreak-boston-suspect-s-father-a-true-angel /1 2358757/
 
2013-04-19 11:47:31 AM
If he had dropped an elbow on his coat...I'd probably have shiat my pants.
 
2013-04-19 11:47:40 AM

NeoCortex42: FinFangFark: Uncle just cut an epic promo on his heel nephews.

Good shiat.

The cops should just tell the uncle where the remaining kid is.  He seems like he'd just walk in there and smack the shiat out of the little prick and haul him back to the cops single-handedly.


lol I was thinking the same shiat
 
2013-04-19 11:47:44 AM

what_now: fark you.

[sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net image 500x290]


As a Second Amendment supporter myself, that douch needs to fellate his gunbarrel and die. What a shiatstain.
 
2013-04-19 11:47:48 AM
 
2013-04-19 11:47:59 AM
New thread seems to be up.
 
2013-04-19 11:48:03 AM
4 robots vs 1 old ass man, apparently
 
2013-04-19 11:48:06 AM
third try :)
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2013-04-19 11:48:08 AM

The_Sponge: eddievercetti: Uncle is unleashing his inner Iron Sheik.


"I'm going to take my sh*t nephew and put him in a camel clutch and make him humble!  Camerman ZOOM!"


did he call them a couple of jabronies?
 
2013-04-19 11:48:11 AM
 
2013-04-19 11:48:14 AM

Shryke: Maud Dib: Awww, shall I fetch your fainting couch?

Hey, you were one of them, if I recall correctly (may be wrong). How you feeling this morning?


Nope...BZZZT...wrong.
Never commented a bit on the possible identity\ethnicity\intent of these assholes.
I feel great! It's Friday, the remaining perp is about to be toast, and after work, I'm going to play disc golf and slam some oat sodas.
 
2013-04-19 11:48:29 AM

nekom: The My Little Pony Killer: nekom: The My Little Pony Killer: Welp, mark another one down for the "domestic terrorism" files.

I'd say this one's sort of a hybrid.

They're citizens; it's domestic.

But they weren't born here, and whatever batshiat cause they have has little to nothing to do with the USA.


I'm guessing their crazy has little to do with any "cause" other that it is an excuse to unleash the crazy.

Some people are just violent and want to kill other people. They will find a reason.
 
2013-04-19 11:48:49 AM
My favorites from today, so far:

Russia Today also reports that the older brother, Tamerlan, was arrested in 2009 for beating his girlfriend, who described him in an interview as a "very nice man"

There's a mugshot of the mother from a shoplifting incident in Natick.  I'm not linking, you guys will crash them, too.

There's a link from a Milford kid who wrestled the younger brother and beat him twice:  "This is the legend that took down the terrorist TWICE in the wrestling ring,"
 
2013-04-19 11:48:51 AM
"We have 4 robots operating on him right now"
 
2013-04-19 11:48:52 AM
So they thought this guy was running in the marathon?
scrapetv.com
 
mjg
2013-04-19 11:49:05 AM
Actual rational reporting on Boston from Al Jazeera.
http://www.aljazeera.com/watch_now/
 
2013-04-19 11:49:07 AM

nekom: The My Little Pony Killer: nekom: The My Little Pony Killer: Welp, mark another one down for the "domestic terrorism" files.

I'd say this one's sort of a hybrid.

They're citizens; it's domestic.

But they weren't born here, and whatever batshiat cause they have has little to nothing to do with the USA.


This may come as a shock to you, but transnational globalism means you''ll have to give up your 3rd grade categories to keep up. Clearly there is a degree of cultural hybridity.
 
2013-04-19 11:49:09 AM
4 robots operating on him.  Are they disassembling the bionic uni-bomber or something?
 
2013-04-19 11:49:14 AM

shinjitsuism: CBS News is reporting that the father of the men who committed the Boston bombings is furious at the US for killing his son... wow,  Hey Asshole, your son set off a bomb in a peaceful sporting event that killed 3 people including an 8 year child, and then proceeded to kill an officer of the law.... STFU


Also, the father wants him to give up peacefully so he can come back to Russia.. I don't think he knows how we treat terrorists in our country when we detain them, lol.
 
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