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2013-04-19 11:41:01 AM  

Gosling: I believe this is only the third time in site history that Fark has itself gotten farked.

The other two: 9/11 and the reaching of a verdict in the Michael Jackson trial.


naw, it's becoming the norm. i don't think we survived thru the entirety of one debate last fall.
 
2013-04-19 11:41:02 AM  

Gosling: I believe this is only the third time in site history that Fark has itself gotten farked.

The other two: 9/11 and the reaching of a verdict in the Michael Jackson trial.


It got farked during one or two of the Presidential debates last year.
 
2013-04-19 11:41:06 AM  

nekom: The My Little Pony Killer: Welp, mark another one down for the "domestic terrorism" files.

I'd say this one's sort of a hybrid.


They're citizens; it's domestic.
 
2013-04-19 11:41:07 AM  

heap: MugzyBrown: So basically an old man was arrested for wearing a sweater vest and carrying an 80's era cell phone?

i think he's still getting robostripped and shiatting his pants. the arresting part will probably be a soothing afterthought.


Why would he be shiatting his pants?

i141.photobucket.com

Oh
 
2013-04-19 11:41:09 AM  

id10ts: Orgasmatron138: Would creating a new thread for this help the servers?

Ditto that.


It's working fine on Ultrafark
 
2013-04-19 11:41:17 AM  
All of my Teatard friends on Facebook are collectively going nuts (moreso):

Initial reports that the bombers are college students:

"AHA!  I knew it was a young liberal college punk!"

Reports that bombers are not college students, but Chechnyens:

"The Russians?  I knew they couldn't stand our FREEDOM!"

Reports that bombers may be Muslim:

"I knew it all along!  We need to deport all of them!"

Report that accomplice may have been a college student:

"I knew it was a filthy liberal college student!"

Etc.  They must all have severe headaches by now.
 
2013-04-19 11:41:18 AM  
Looking more like a case of crazy loser dipstink older brother convincing his loyal younger brother to join him on his psycho rampage.  Farking insane story, all madness.  More proof that oxygen deprivation is making everyone a moron.

/ This uncle on why they did it, "Being losers!".
 
2013-04-19 11:41:20 AM  
Angry uncle is angry.
 
2013-04-19 11:41:38 AM  

Haliburton Cummings: [i.imgur.com image 450x324]


"i said heeeeyy heeeyyy heeeeyyy yeaaaahhh
yyeaaahh heeeeyy heaaaayyyeayrearaghgj

what goin on!"


RIP LINDA PERRY FARRELLY BROTHERS GRIM FANDANGO


that's fan-DAHNNNN-GO!
 
2013-04-19 11:41:38 AM  
Uncle Bob thinks the boys are little sh*ts - news at 11.
 
2013-04-19 11:41:41 AM  

Captain Steroid: [i1182.photobucket.com image 256x192]


Pretty much.
 
2013-04-19 11:41:44 AM  

lifeboat: Fark, I want to know absolutely everything that's happened up till now.


Well, let's see. First the earth cooled. And then the dinosaurs came, but they got too big and fat, so they all died and they turned into oil. And then the Arabs came and they bought Mercedes Benzes. And Prince Charles started wearing all of Lady Di's clothes. I couldn't believe it. 

/I'm sure someone else posted this, too.
//sorry
 
2013-04-19 11:41:48 AM  

Tommy Moo: Hey Drew, I understand you want to make money, but try to understand that many of us are trying to monitor this thread while listening to news streams. Could we not have video ads that automatically play sound? Thanks.


I'd be happy with a thread that actually loads.
 
mjg
2013-04-19 11:41:53 AM  
MODs: New thread plz.
 
2013-04-19 11:41:56 AM  
Here's his actual twitter account:

http://twitter.com/J_tsar

Apparently a cached profile pic shows it's really him -  http://gawker.com/5995065

Jahar @J_tsar 15 Apr
Ain't no love in the heart of the city, stay safe people

Jahar @J_tsar 16 Apr
So then I says to him, I says, relax bro my beard is not loaded

Jahar @J_tsar 16 Apr
Nowadays everybody wanna talk like they got somethin to say but nothin comes out when they move their lips; just a bunch of gibberish

Jahar @J_tsar 17 Apr
I'm a stress free kind of guy
 
2013-04-19 11:42:00 AM  
Anyone have a link of the interview with the uncle?
 
2013-04-19 11:42:23 AM  

FinFangFark: robsul82: [thumbs.anyclip.com image 480x258]

"Farking Germans Russians.  Nothing changes."

shut the fark up Rob!  You are out of your element!


Being silly and making jokes - the only way you can guarantee you won't be wrong in developing news story threads like these, lol.
 
2013-04-19 11:42:24 AM  

Altitude5280: globalwarmingpraiser: On NBC right now. The Uncle is slamming them for being losers and hating everyone. DAMN.

That interview was incredible.


That's what needs to happen to make people not want to do things like this. Don't glorify them. They were nice people. Now they are pieces of crap.
 
2013-04-19 11:42:25 AM  
New thread?
 
2013-04-19 11:42:33 AM  

Purdue_Pete: Meanwhile... on CNN:

http://www.breitbart.com/mediaserver/201F5C24EAB64ECAABE67D8BF893168E . gif

Seriously, view the gif (too large for here). Hilarious over-and-over


I need a good--Breitbart?

Nope.
 
2013-04-19 11:42:36 AM  

jso2897: Screw Drew's crystal balls - the last one he sent me would only show "Matlock".


Boogity.... boogity..... boogity...
 
2013-04-19 11:42:38 AM  

CrazyCurt: Looking more like a case of crazy loser dipstink older brother convincing his loyal younger brother to join him on his psycho rampage.  Farking insane story, all madness.  More proof that oxygen deprivation is making everyone a moron.

/ This uncle on why they did it, "Being losers!".


agreed. the older bro had no friends. the younger bro had plenty.
 
2013-04-19 11:42:43 AM  

shinjitsuism: CBS News is reporting that the father of the men who committed the Boston bombings is furious at the US for killing his son... wow,  Hey Asshole, your son set off a bomb in a peaceful sporting event that killed 3 people including an 8 year child, and then proceeded to kill an officer of the law.... STFU


Maybe they meant this is the father:

manilovefilms.com
 
2013-04-19 11:42:44 AM  

Clutch2013: From henceforth, we shall refer to these guys as the Chucklefarks.


Seconded. Also, well-stated, Great Porn Dragon.
 
2013-04-19 11:43:01 AM  
He was a nice quiet boy, smoked a bit of pot.
"do you think he killed buckwheat?"
         "Oh Yes, thats all he ever talked about."
 
2013-04-19 11:43:03 AM  
Wonder if Fark would stay up better during peak loads like this if it stopped serving posted images.  Damned near all of them are worthless to the thread.
 
2013-04-19 11:43:08 AM  
Going to hell for saying it but when I saw the picture of the MIT Security officer my first thought was "Someone finally didn't underestimate Bob."

// Window seat
 
2013-04-19 11:43:18 AM  
From Russia with Love
 
2013-04-19 11:43:19 AM  

bongmiester: You'd turn it off when I was halfway across: They have a man in his 60s on the ground with a bomb holding a dead man's switch talking to a negotiator

their mentor perhaps?


that or an old man holding his colostomy bag


Picture of suspect?

img.gawkerassets.com
 
2013-04-19 11:43:24 AM  
Grrr... Drew, I do not block ads here so that you can have more beer money. Please use some of it to make sure that Fark doesn't accidentally every time there is a burst of activity.

My stress
I am watching it
Rise
 
2013-04-19 11:43:33 AM  

DrPainMD: UNC_Samurai: vygramul: DrPainMD: rev. dave: So are we going to bomb the hell out of Chechnya now?  Or are we going to take turns with the Russians making the place as flat as Kansas?

I really hope we don't - so tired of war.

Ummm... we've been waging war, covertly, in Chechnya for a long time. As in decades.

Fissile: That's funny, because the bombers aren't Russian either(despite how the press is trying to spin it), they're Chechens.........America's good Muslim Chechen friends.  The people America paid to destabilize Russia and murder Russian school kids.

One of you is really wrong.

Considering the vast majority of discussion in history and foreign policy, is about how the US walked a path of intentional ambivalence in Chechen relations while actively intervening in the Balkans, in an effort to maintain normalized relations with Russia?  You typically only get the "America was trying to destabilize Russia using Chechnya" argument from crazy people who think the New World Order is a thing.

http://www.nlpwessex.org/docs/ukraine-caspian.htm
 

http://www.reuters.com/article/2009/09/24/us-russia-chechnya-cia-idU ST RE58N5S120090924

http://youtu.be/xHqX-JpO4Yo


I kndew it! I knew UNC_Samurai was right!
 
2013-04-19 11:43:33 AM  
HAHAHA Does that say NO NEWS at the top of CNN?
See Drew's tweet about the first N standing for Not and the second for News
 
2013-04-19 11:43:42 AM  
Uncle is unleashing his inner Iron Sheik.
 
2013-04-19 11:43:52 AM  

The My Little Pony Killer: nekom: The My Little Pony Killer: Welp, mark another one down for the "domestic terrorism" files.

I'd say this one's sort of a hybrid.

They're citizens; it's domestic.


But they weren't born here, and whatever batshiat cause they have has little to nothing to do with the USA.
 
2013-04-19 11:43:53 AM  
fark you.

sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net
 
2013-04-19 11:43:55 AM  

Coco LaFemme: If there's a jumper, that could be the 2nd suspect.  His behavior the last week doesn't strike me as someone who'd allow themselves to be taken alive.


The whole situation means nobody can be taken alive.

Just like we couldn't take Bin Ladin alive, both of these guys will end up dead too.

Why would you want them constructing their own narrative when you can kill them and create one yourself that fits your political agenda?
 
2013-04-19 11:44:07 AM  

Jim from Saint Paul: Grand_Moff_Joseph: This is a real-life episode of 24.  Seriously.

[img2-2.timeinc.net image 400x300]

I sure hope not.


That would really fark up the NHL realignment.
 
2013-04-19 11:44:08 AM  

Altitude5280: globalwarmingpraiser: On NBC right now. The Uncle is slamming them for being losers and hating everyone. DAMN.

That interview was incredible.


Transcript? I refuse to turn on CNN/NBC
 
2013-04-19 11:44:22 AM  

Close2TheEdge: Mother was arrested for shoplifting at Natick Lord and Taylor in 2012

http://natick.patch.com/articles/arrests-1-600-in-clothes-stolen


And you haven't bailed her out yet?  What kind of child are you?
 
2013-04-19 11:44:27 AM  
"BEING LOSERS!" - your fresh new hot meme!
 
2013-04-19 11:44:35 AM  
Uncle sounds like me. He has made his family tree a bonzai tree. In my case not because they are terrorists, but too many of them are cholos.
 
2013-04-19 11:44:36 AM  
Ruslan still has an AOL account.
 
2013-04-19 11:44:36 AM  

GreatGlavinsGhost: New thread?

 
2013-04-19 11:44:37 AM  
Hey, did we get a new hamster for the servers? This is the first time I've been able to post in 45 minutes.
 
2013-04-19 11:44:39 AM  

star_topology: Walker: I feel bad for the innocent guy who was stripped naked by the police and taken away in handcuffs in front of the cameras.

http://www.policymic.com/articles/36407/boston-marathon-bombing-susp ec ts-one-suspect-reportedly-detained

Not clicking (at work) but I'm sure he'll be nicely compensated for his troubles.

/Hopefully he's well-endowed?


It''s SFW. They blur it. But the unblurred footage is out there somewhere I'm sure.
 
2013-04-19 11:44:42 AM  

inert: CNN said that they've found the Honda they were looking for in this area, so I wonder if this 60yo guy is the owner and was car jacked like naked guy from last night and the police are also taking no chances with him.


The car belongs to the Bomber Brothers, the undead one picked it up from the garage a day after the bombings.
 
2013-04-19 11:44:49 AM  

Churchill92: Altitude5280: globalwarmingpraiser: On NBC right now. The Uncle is slamming them for being losers and hating everyone. DAMN.

That interview was incredible.

Transcript? I refuse to turn on CNN/NBC


smart man.
 
2013-04-19 11:44:51 AM  
Damned!   what a shocking development from the uncle.
He saw the bombers pictures on AOL.

I didn't even know they were still around.
 
2013-04-19 11:44:57 AM  

mikaloyd: Coco LaFemme: If there's a jumper, that could be the 2nd suspect.  His behavior the last week doesn't strike me as someone who'd allow themselves to be taken alive.

wait...you know the guy?


Oh fark no.  If I had any *passing* knowledge of either of those two assholes, I'd have been in touch with the FBI by now.  I'm merely going on what we know his behavior to have been since the bombing on Monday - shooting an officer, carjacking people, throwing IEDs at police....that's doesn't look like the mark of someone who'd peacefully surrender to authorities.
 
2013-04-19 11:45:02 AM  
So I went to sleep a little bit before Fark went down, then went to class. Can someone give me a recap on what happened since then?
 
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