inert: the scanner is matching up with CNN, you can see the bearcat driving in
eagles95: The Life Of Brian: eagles95: Dear Drew,If i give you $5 a month, can you have FARK servers not take a dump when news like this occursThere..You're set...Everything better work now!Thank you...but its still lagging on phone/tablet/work pc/no i'm not really working since i have a half day only
star_topology: On the next episode of "The Americans" ...
s2s2s2: Biological Ali: be a couple of white guysCalling them white is like calling an activist-atheist religious. Technically could be considered correct, by definition, but not at all what people meant when they said "white guy".Not to mention they aren't all that "white" looking.
Shryke: Ctrl-Alt-Del: It is a right-wing nut job.I am guessing you lump everyone you don't like in to that category. Sorry mate.
inert: They have a man in his 60s on the ground with a bomb holding a dead man's switch talking to a negotiator. I think.shiat's just got weird.
muck4doo: Okay, that was crazy. Police closing in on a building, and a shot is heard. Police re-position themselves.
snowshovel: I'm surprised it took the PD that long to turn off their feed. Social media sure makes hostage situations and police standoffs kind of strange.[i50.tinypic.com image 647x343]
jonathan_L: muck4doo: jonathan_L: muck4doo: Thanks for the answer. My son is going to graduate from Baylor next month, and is in the Army ROTC(was originally in Air Force ROTC, but funding got cut). They've had him studying Russian for four years.Is he good with languages? Another 1 or 2 languages under his belt will really help him.Yes, he is. I'm sure not. He speaks English, Russian, and Spanish.If he has time/inclination, I'd suggest he also look into Farsi/Persian or one of the Afghan languages.
Captain Steroid: Strategeryz0r: So all the police scanners are offline right? Broadcastify and tunein aren't working for me at the moment.Linky
NFA: Okay, these guys robbed a store, shot people and threw explosives at police. How does this make them the Marathon bombers?
d23: SARGENT FURY
Schroedinger's Glory Hole: "Dzhokhar"d in the motherfarkin' paint nubian! FLOCKA!
blackdawn: https://twitter.com/Dzhokhar_Has a recent post in Russian.
GungFu: Kinda old news but I came across another forum that noticed something I hadn't seen mentioned on Fark. Apologies, if it has already.[i47.tinypic.com image 769x575]Full size http://i47.tinypic.com/osxu01.jpg:
d23: send in da robots[www.rocketdogbulldozer.com image 304x428]
Somacandra: mrmyxolodian: Autocorrect...Thanks fark for going down when I need you most.[i.imgur.com image 499x500]R.I.P. JUST WHEN I NEEDED YOU MOST
InmanRoshi: BE ADVISED: Picture of the suspect and his Boston Sleeper Cell, reportedly carrying toxic chemical agent known as "Drakkar Noir". [img.gawkerassets.com image 720x540]
You'd turn it off when I was halfway across: They have a man in his 60s on the ground with a bomb holding a dead man's switch talking to a negotiator
mrmyxolodian: Anyone know who they have pinned to the ground I. Watertown?
bdub77: Did someone say bear?[images.sodahead.com image 350x271]
Silly Jesus: They are using a military style vehicle to approach. FARK has told me that those are a waste of money for police departments to have and a needless militarization of the police. FARK, you have let me down in so many ways the past couple days. Why FARK, why?!?!
Ctrl-Alt-Del: Shryke: Ctrl-Alt-Del: It is a right-wing nut job.I am guessing you lump everyone you don't like in to that category. Sorry mate.I'm sorry that you don't like the fact that most Muslim jihadists are reactionary rightwingers, but that doesn't change the fact that they are.I mean, I get the fact that most reactionary American rightwing extremists really hate and fear Muslims, but that doesn't magically transform them into liberals. They're hardcore religious nut jobs - anti-abortion, anti-evolution, anti-pornography, opposed to sex outside of marriage, in favor of harsh anti-drug laws, opposed to feminism, virulently anti-homosexual. Those sure as shiat ain't "leftie" positions, dude. Substitute "Jesus" for "Allah" and they could be Pat RobertsonSo yeah, most of the folks speculating the last few days that these were rightwing nutjobs were correct. Of course, any speculation that they were teabaggers, or anti-government libertarian types were just plain wrong. They're not Aryan Nation, or Army of God, or Sovereign Citizens, just their Muslim counterparts
GoodOmens: Fast Thick Pants: [www.upl.co image 511x84]He wants to end import restrictions on French cheese.That's a fake twitter account.
Grand_Moff_Joseph: This is a real-life episode of 24. Seriously.
Popcorn Johnny: Blue_Blazer: I'm not sure what's funny, even the police have repeatedly referred to them as white. Dude looks white to me, just like I told you last night.You really need to adjust the brightness on your monitor. Either that of you classify people using an Oreo cookie as your reference.
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