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(ABC) NewsFlash The latest: Boston Marathon bombing suspects identified. One dead, manhunt for the second is underway, ALL OF BOSTON on lockdown   (abcnews.go.com) divider line 2731
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2013-04-19 10:46:59 AM

PirateFuzzball: PirateFuzzball: On the police scanner: They have him at gun point, but he may have a device on him.

Nevermind. Misheard. Some old guy with a suspicious device.


hearing aid? Colostomy bag?
 
2013-04-19 10:47:01 AM
This is him.   SWAT is gonna take him.
 
2013-04-19 10:47:05 AM
More speculation!
 
2013-04-19 10:47:10 AM

Somacandra: Oldiron_79: Chechnya is part of the Muslim world
[i.imgur.com image 279x181] [i.imgur.com image 200x300]
What people from "the Muslim world" might look like. There are over 1.5 million Muslims worldwide. There is no such thing as "the Muslim world."
It's a global religious tradition--the largest Muslim country is Indonesia.


Think there's a lot more than that.
 
2013-04-19 10:47:11 AM
Now there's a bear out front!
 
2013-04-19 10:47:17 AM

pseudoscience: Yep, they have him at gunpoint, has a device on him.


If the police aren't careful when they open the device, they will be scalded by tasteless, overcooked chicken.
 
2013-04-19 10:47:22 AM
the scanner is matching up with CNN, you can see the bearcat driving in
 
2013-04-19 10:47:25 AM

Grand_Moff_Joseph: white male, 60-70 years old, 160 pounds, jeans, light blue shirt, brown jacket, device in his jacket


Heard that too. 60-70 years old? Sure this is the same guy?
 
2013-04-19 10:47:25 AM

NittLion78: All I know is whoever the police expert was the other day that said the Boston bombing had the hallmarks of both radical domestic and radical Islamic terror pretty much hit the nail on the head with that one.


....

Really?  He effectively said "it could be ANYTHING."  That's not hitting the nail on the head, that's being so over broad you can't be wrong and your statement is useless.

"I predict that you will either respond not not respond to my reply to you."

NAILED IT
 
2013-04-19 10:47:32 AM

TravelingRetard: Scanner link:  http://www.ustream.tv/channel/ma-rt-9-window-cam


THANKS!
 
2013-04-19 10:47:39 AM

fruitloop: Is CNN reporting this as "an arsenal"?


Arsenal Mall, in Watertown/Newton.
 
2013-04-19 10:47:39 AM

Purdue_Pete: Police scanner trumps CNN by a good 5-10 minutes. Really, Fox, NBC, CNN, no one has an intern monitoring the scanner or ... fark?


Maybe they're actually making an effort to make sure they're accurate for once after all the debacles this week and actually fact checking.
 
2013-04-19 10:47:46 AM
Did I hear that Sgt. Fury is still on the scene?
 
2013-04-19 10:47:52 AM
60 to 70 years old? This kid aged 50 years just in the past day? What, did he drink from the false Grail or something?
 
2013-04-19 10:47:53 AM

bdub77: It sounded like 60-70, maybe they meant 16-17?


The age was 16-17. The boston accent makes it hard to understand.

they are sending in a robot or a bomb squad in order to talk to the dude.
 
2013-04-19 10:47:58 AM
 
2013-04-19 10:48:03 AM
Glad I refreshed one more time before going to sleep.
 
2013-04-19 10:48:06 AM

Theory Of Null: He sure aged fast.


Stress can do that... but yeah. WTH?
 
2013-04-19 10:48:06 AM
Sending in EOD. Sounds like confirmation of a device.
 
2013-04-19 10:48:08 AM
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2013-04-19 10:48:09 AM

AndreMA: ...and they managed to do it without shooting up any pickup trucks with women!


UM... maybe it's because Boston cops are competent and actually give a damn.
 
d23 [TotalFark]
2013-04-19 10:48:12 AM
send in da robots

www.rocketdogbulldozer.com
 
2013-04-19 10:48:12 AM
No, they didn't get him. And Fark is wrong, again.
Farkers, please - this place is not a sound source of news or even opinion.
 
2013-04-19 10:48:16 AM
60 to 70 year old male has a device on his jacket. They're trying to establish communication. Police have a perimeter and are sending in a robot to investigate
 
2013-04-19 10:48:37 AM

kcoombs69: Haliburton Cummings: 16 to 17 PEOPLE

/'scuse me while i kiss this guy

with salt & pepper hair? I mean it's plausible but I dunno....


well lets wait and see.
 
2013-04-19 10:48:40 AM

Purdue_Pete: Police scanner trumps CNN by a good 5-10 minutes. Really, Fox, NBC, CNN, no one has an intern monitoring the scanner or ... fark?


As much of a joke they've been this week, I doubt they can just reiterate what the hear on the scanner without confirming it through an actual source.
 
2013-04-19 10:49:19 AM
Probably some clueless old guy who just work up out walking his dog with  a garage door opener in his pocket so he can get back in.
 
2013-04-19 10:49:35 AM

urger: What's a code 6?




Well, that's where we go a-ridin' into town, a-whompin' and a-whumpin' every livin' thing that moves within an inch of its life. Except the women folks, of course.
 
2013-04-19 10:50:03 AM
http://livewire.wcvb.com/Event/117th_Running_of_Boston_Marathon

News crew in the area with a shiatload of police and whatever agents.
 
2013-04-19 10:56:00 AM

Scorpinock: Now there's a bear out front!


Bearcat is a SWAT APC
 
2013-04-19 10:57:56 AM
Not him - dammit.
 
2013-04-19 11:01:24 AM

Scorpinock: Now there's a bear out front!


upload.wikimedia.org

shiat just got real.
 
2013-04-19 11:01:29 AM
Dear Drew,


If i give you $5 a month, can you have FARK servers not take a dump when news like this occurs
 
2013-04-19 11:01:41 AM

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oh god, Brock Lesnar is involved!


Scanner:  Now negotiating with suspect on the street, who may have a dead man switch??
 
2013-04-19 11:01:49 AM
Dark is back?
 
2013-04-19 11:01:56 AM
So all the police scanners are offline right? Broadcastify and tunein aren't working for me at the moment.
 
2013-04-19 11:02:03 AM
The bombers have taken down fark!
 
2013-04-19 11:02:10 AM
Why don't the bring in the Bear Jew?
 
2013-04-19 11:02:16 AM
The terrorists broke FARK!

They've gone too far this time! >:O
 
2013-04-19 11:02:17 AM
Looks like Fark is back
 
2013-04-19 11:02:23 AM
Wow, Fark can dish it out, but it sure can't take it.
 
2013-04-19 11:02:27 AM

Infernalist: frymeupasteak: most of you fark libs should take a good look in the mirror right now, and then review all the stupid shiat you said this week. and then tell yourself this:

we have been and are in a war with islamic terrorists. this is just the tip of the iceberg. your denial, and our current administration's attempt to label law abiding american citizens as "domestic terrorists"
to lump them in the same basket as monday's perps, was a contributing factor to monday's events.
i still see some of you trying to twist this into some NRA and other lunatic rhetoric so you can evade
the obvious point:  you and your leaders are partially responsible for taking your eye off the ball
and have put millions of innocent civilians at risk.

Rednecks should be very quiet this week.  One of your retards tried two different attacks on the government this week.


They claim "false flag".
 
d23 [TotalFark]
2013-04-19 11:02:30 AM
SARGENT FURY
 
2013-04-19 11:02:33 AM
And we're back?
 
2013-04-19 11:02:42 AM
Farked?
 
2013-04-19 11:02:42 AM

Strategeryz0r: So all the police scanners are offline right? Broadcastify and tunein aren't working for me at the moment.


http://www.ustream.tv/channel/ma-rt-9-window-cam

This one works.
 
2013-04-19 11:02:44 AM

badscooter: urger: What's a code 6?

Well, that's where we go a-ridin' into town, a-whompin' and a-whumpin' every livin' thing that moves within an inch of its life. Except the women folks, of course.


You spare the women?
 
2013-04-19 11:02:47 AM
Autocorrect...
Thanks fark for going down when I need you most.
 
2013-04-19 11:02:48 AM
 
2013-04-19 11:02:49 AM
"Dzhokhar"d in the motherfarkin' paint nubian! FLOCKA!
 
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