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(ABC) NewsFlash The latest: Boston Marathon bombing suspects identified. One dead, manhunt for the second is underway, ALL OF BOSTON on lockdown   (abcnews.go.com) divider line 2731
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2013-04-19 10:37:25 AM

James72: You know how they made the announcement that the bombs were made from pressure cookers and people speculated that pressure cookers would be made illegal. All those people that ordered pressure cookers online with standard shipping are probably getting them delivered today.


My coworker has a friend in Boston who ordered one a month ago and forgot all about it.  Arrived yesterday,  PD came and blew it up on his front stoop.  He didn't even know it had arrived, he was still at work. That must have been a scary homecoming.
 
2013-04-19 10:37:33 AM

reddadenver: Dad moved back to Russia a year ago with his wife.


Daddy should shut his mouth.  I know we've had some bad blood with Russia over the lawyer getting beaten to death to thing, but I'm sure it is still pretty easy to bribe Putin to have a Chechen shoved into a bag and dropped off in front of the local CIA HQ.
 
2013-04-19 10:37:34 AM

blackdawn: https://twitter.com/Dzhokhar_

Tweets just got deleted as did the 3 pics.


which according to Google translate is "Where will you meet me in London on April 21?"
 
2013-04-19 10:37:55 AM

Infernalist: He's a farking southern redneck, take a bow, son.  He's one of yours.


Tell me more about all those southern rednecks that drive a Lexus and vote for Democrats enough to have a bumper sticker about it.
 
2013-04-19 10:37:57 AM
This guy is on his Twitter account deleting Tweets and re-tweeting right now.

Has gained 2,000+ followers in the past hour.
 
2013-04-19 10:37:58 AM
FTFV:  the reporters producer advized him to "Keep (his) cell phones off if you want to stay alive."
 
2013-04-19 10:38:05 AM

Regullus: Is it true he ran over his brother?

Shrapnel from your own bomb, gunshots wounds, your brother ran over you escaping and you had to strip down before dying. I think it might have been a good way for "black hat" to die.


I guess you could say....he couldn't hack it.
 
2013-04-19 10:38:05 AM

LewDux: Fissile: Slavic people self identified as Slavic for centuries.

I really doubt it


The department at my alma mater where Polish language/culture studies are located:

Welcome to Slavic Languages and Literatures. Our faculty specialize in Eastern European Literatures and Cultures, including focus on cinema, architecture, and the visual arts.  The cultures we cover include Russian, Polish, Czech, Ukrainian, and Bosnian-Croatian-Serbian; we also have strong interest in Judaic, Central Asian, Baltic, and Balkan cultures (including Greek and Albanian).
 
2013-04-19 10:38:08 AM
"Unless his native Chechnya becomes independent, Tamerlan says he would rather compete for the United States than for Russia."
http://www.ibtimes.co.uk/articles/459179/20130419/tamerlan-tsarnaev- bo xer-boston-marathon.htm

This kid sounds a bit confused about his feelings for America.  Seems like he just had a lot of hate inside, and had to pick something to attack.
 
2013-04-19 10:38:08 AM
Hey, instead of beating the Islam/Teabagger drums, how about a different conspiracy? These guys are from Chechnya, right? Any way we can tie them into the Boris Berezovsky thing in London? Berezovsky supposedly had some ties to the underworld over there.
 
2013-04-19 10:38:08 AM
Cpl.D:
Anything interesting happen since fark got farked?

the K-9s got a coffee break.
 
2013-04-19 10:38:17 AM

nekom: blackdawn: https://twitter.com/Dzhokhar_

Tweets just got deleted as did the 3 pics.

which according to Google translate is "Where will you meet me in London on April 21?"


I think I quoted the wrong thing, but that was the most recent twitter entry on that account, in Russian.
 
2013-04-19 10:38:19 AM
Corner of mount auburn and somewhere else is strike team 2. couldn't catch the other road.
 
2013-04-19 10:38:27 AM

what_now: Right so.. we aren't allowed to leave our houses and the T is closed. A cop is dead, another cop is in critical condition, and these motherfarkers are 19-20 year old brothers from CHECHNYA.

What the hell?? No one had CHECHNYA!


Chechnya is part of the Muslim world, they were rebeling againt secular Russia to start an Islamic theocracy.So while they may have guessed a less obscure country they would have guessed a muslim country.

Only the libest libs who were jerking off at the thought it could be a right wing militia thought it would be anywhere else.
 
2013-04-19 10:38:31 AM

MmmCrime: TravelingRetard: MmmCrime: Did a bomb actually go off last night or no?

Yes, apparently they were tossing IEDs around as they were being chased by the cops.

Tossing them vs. them going off are two different things, thats what I mean. Many reports of the tossing, none of a detonation.


There were pics last night of the damage to the roads from the detonations.  Grenades were used in the pursuit.
 
2013-04-19 10:38:40 AM

GAT_00: I want to know what happened to that Brown University kid the Internet misidentified.


Couldn't have ended well for him.

rufus-t-firefly: No, he asked what the difference was. And answered it with a punchline.


If that's all it was, then I need another cup of coffee.
 
2013-04-19 10:38:54 AM

blackdawn: https://twitter.com/Dzhokhar_

Has a recent post in Russian.


Google translate:

  Where will you meet me in London on April 21?
 
2013-04-19 10:38:55 AM

Sir Cumference the Flatulent: bongmiester: is that a pressure cooker?

[img.photobucket.com image 604x451]

nailed it

Ranch dressing? Bloody savage.


Light ranch.

Swimsuit season is right around the corner, people!
 
2013-04-19 10:38:56 AM

Infernalist: He's one of yours.


LMFAO for real. Thanks for that.
 
2013-04-19 10:39:00 AM

schief2: studman 69: https://twitter.com/Dzhokhar_

There were some tweets on there that were about sports but they've been deleted. Weird.

Wow, yeah, they're gone. Mostly soccer related stuff and some stuff that seemed to imply he ran (or helped to run) something called FootyTube. The last one I saw dated to around Christmas.

If it's someone else from FootyTube logging in to his account and deleting them to hide the embarrassment of being associated with him, I imagine that's a quick way to get the FBI party van to show up to your place.


Actually, FootyTube is pretty huge it seems like, perhaps he was just like a forum admin or something. I do remember a tweet about a jersey giveaway or something similar though.

And now there's a fresh tweet in Russian as of a couple minutes ago. Hacked?
 
2013-04-19 10:39:01 AM

rufus-t-firefly: jso2897: Jim from Saint Paul: jso2897: Farkers have been wrong about EVERYTHING so far, and I will take your word for what it is worth - jack shiat.

jso2897: Farkers have been wrong about EVERYTHING so far, and I will take your word for what it is worth - jack shiat.

jso2897: Farkers have been wrong about EVERYTHING so far, and I will take your word for what it is worth - jack shiat.

Sorry - but, in the last twenty-four hours, Farkers have infromed me that the bombers are:
Two random guys in the New York Post.
A missing Indian student.
Teabaggers.
Redneck gun nuts.
Occupy Wall Streeters.
Anarchists.
Iranian or Saudi intel or other operatives.
Mossad.
Jihadists.
Nihilists.
Lunatics.
Please forgive me for failing to buy into whatever the current "theory" is.

Bonus from yesterday's photo release thread: Iranian, based on their Arab noses.

The best theories are the ones that contradict themselves.


Honestly, I think if you put all of that into a crime computer, it comes back with White, Chechen, Muslim, Red-Blooded American, Olympic Boxing Hopeful, Ranch Dressing Loving, Brothers from Ben Afleck's Charter School in Cambridge that have no clear motive other than maybe one being an "outcast".

The truth once again trumps all cray theories.
 
2013-04-19 10:39:10 AM

FriarReb98: (Random aside - anyone else having the issue where refreshes get stuck a page back of last right now?)


Always happens with the really busy threads
 
2013-04-19 10:39:12 AM

BarkingUnicorn: LessO2: JayCab: Argh, now all the dumb interviews with people that peripherally know the kid, adding nothing of interest or relevance.

Get the prom date on.....would like to see her face unscrambled.

The faces of chicks with boobs that big are often disappointing.



*gazes into woman's eyes*
"Hey, my boobs are down there!"
 
2013-04-19 10:39:18 AM

FriarReb98: (Random aside - anyone else having the issue where refreshes get stuck a page back of last right now?)


Yeah, I think it's insult posts being deleted. The comment number goes down when it happens.
 
2013-04-19 10:39:19 AM

LessO2: This guy is on his Twitter account deleting Tweets and re-tweeting right now.

Has gained 2,000+ followers in the past hour.


I thought that was just a troll account??
 
2013-04-19 10:39:29 AM

phyrkrakr: Hey, instead of beating the Islam/Teabagger drums, how about a different conspiracy? These guys are from Chechnya, right? Any way we can tie them into the Boris Berezovsky thing in London? Berezovsky supposedly had some ties to the underworld over there.


Chechnya... terrorism... Not saying it's Islam but it's Islam
 
2013-04-19 10:39:29 AM

USP .45: Infernalist: He's a farking southern redneck, take a bow, son.  He's one of yours.

Tell me more about all those southern rednecks that drive a Lexus and vote for Democrats enough to have a bumper sticker about it.


They're apparently southern retards who can't pull off a terrorist attack right.  The south's proud heritage of farking failing hard is upheld intact.
 
2013-04-19 10:39:32 AM
@MichaelSkolnik: Father of Dzhokhar says "hell will break loose" if his son is killed.  Sir, with all due respect, I think hell already broke loose.
 
2013-04-19 10:39:36 AM
 
2013-04-19 10:39:36 AM
Twitter post Translated

Where will you meet me in London on April 21?
 
2013-04-19 10:39:45 AM

FlashHarry: The_Sponge: So are any of you going to admit you were wrong when you were so damn sure it what a "tea partier"?

i'll admit it. the bombing was on tax day, and it was pretty poorly executed, so i figured the likely suspect was a teabagger.


About 95% of Fark needs a coont poont for wishing/hoping it was some particular religion/ethnicity/ideology. That was sickening.
 
2013-04-19 10:39:50 AM

Elegy: FriarReb98: (Random aside - anyone else having the issue where refreshes get stuck a page back of last right now?)

Always happens with the really busy threads


Can we get a new thread up?
 
2013-04-19 10:39:54 AM

Shryke: Infernalist: One of your retards tried two different attacks on the government this week.

Haha, nope.

[patterico.com image 487x392]


that's not his Lexus. This guy was homeless,deadbeat dad,unemployed, his family hated him , he loved Ted Nugent, the tea party and thought Obama was an illegitimate usurper of the white house.
 
2013-04-19 10:39:55 AM
Second-hand report from someone that talked to the MECHANIC that worked on the brothers' CAR???

That's it. I'm gonna get some sleep. Maybe when I wake up the kid will have blown himself up and Boston can get back to normal.
 
2013-04-19 10:40:01 AM

sid244: Justice By Zig: I don't know if it's been posted here or not, but the dead fool's girlfriend was hot:

http://johanneshirn.photoshelter.com/gallery/Will-Box-For-Passport/G 00 00VQW7v6xWA7o/
  Imagine if he DID make the US Olympic team...

[i290.photobucket.com image 258x601]


He would have killed?
 
2013-04-19 10:40:16 AM

Purdue_Pete: rufus-t-firefly: jso2897: Jim from Saint Paul: jso2897: Farkers have been wrong about EVERYTHING so far, and I will take your word for what it is worth - jack shiat.

jso2897: Farkers have been wrong about EVERYTHING so far, and I will take your word for what it is worth - jack shiat.

jso2897: Farkers have been wrong about EVERYTHING so far, and I will take your word for what it is worth - jack shiat.

Sorry - but, in the last twenty-four hours, Farkers have infromed me that the bombers are:
Two random guys in the New York Post.
A missing Indian student.
Teabaggers.
Redneck gun nuts.
Occupy Wall Streeters.
Anarchists.
Iranian or Saudi intel or other operatives.
Mossad.
Jihadists.
Nihilists.
Lunatics.
Please forgive me for failing to buy into whatever the current "theory" is.

Bonus from yesterday's photo release thread: Iranian, based on their Arab noses.

The best theories are the ones that contradict themselves.

Honestly, I think if you put all of that into a crime computer, it comes back with White, Chechen, Muslim, Red-Blooded American, Olympic Boxing Hopeful, Ranch Dressing Loving, Brothers from Ben Afleck's Charter School in Cambridge that have no clear motive other than maybe one being an "outcast".

The truth once again trumps all cray CRAZY theories.


/damit
 
2013-04-19 10:40:27 AM

Shryke: Infernalist: One of your retards tried two different attacks on the government this week.

Haha, nope.

[patterico.com image 487x392]


Yep, total lib.

Kevin Curtis Live @kevincurtislive 7 Nov
we the people did not vote him in (nor did we the 1st term) it takes many years (and personal dedication towards TRUTH/JUSTICE)
 
2013-04-19 10:40:28 AM

UNC_Samurai: The_Sponge: So are any of you going to admit you were wrong when you were so damn sure it what a "tea partier"?

I was rather sure it was a State of Franklin neo-separatist.  I admit, I was wrong.


media.tumblr.com

Not like Franklin doesn't have issues with the US government, but I thought he was happy Obama was in office.
 
2013-04-19 10:40:36 AM

ckayser: Twitter post Translated

Where will you meet me in London on April 21?


Someone should forward this information to the British authorities. Does anybody know exactly which agency a tip like that should be sent to? This may be relevant to their interests.
 
2013-04-19 10:40:38 AM

Purdue_Pete: Cops are pleading for everyone to be on the lookout for a Honda CRV.


Top Gear verdict?   Meh.
 
2013-04-19 10:40:43 AM

Hobodeluxe: Shryke: Infernalist: One of your retards tried two different attacks on the government this week.

Haha, nope.

[patterico.com image 487x392]

that's not his Lexus. This guy was homeless,deadbeat dad,unemployed, his family hated him , he loved Ted Nugent, the tea party and thought Obama was an illegitimate usurper of the white house.


I'm totally and completely unaware of this information!  Tell me more, good sir.
 
2013-04-19 10:41:01 AM
suspect on ground!  Code 6!
 
2013-04-19 10:41:06 AM
THEY GOT HIM! Corner of Mt Auburn and Spruce
 
2013-04-19 10:41:12 AM
They have him on the gorund? Monroe Muffler I hear, on Arsenal street.
 
2013-04-19 10:41:13 AM
So... is Chechnya middle-eastern now?
 
2013-04-19 10:41:13 AM
on the ground at gunpoint
 
2013-04-19 10:41:15 AM

Elegy: FriarReb98: (Random aside - anyone else having the issue where refreshes get stuck a page back of last right now?)

Always happens with the really busy threads


it happens in threads that simultaneously get larger and smaller.

think whack-a-mole, but with no tickets you can exchange for a bouncyball.
 
2013-04-19 10:41:16 AM
C'mon, BPD. Get this bastard.
 
2013-04-19 10:41:16 AM
i1182.photobucket.com
 
2013-04-19 10:41:16 AM
did they just say they have him on the ground at gunpoint?
 
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