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(ABC) NewsFlash The latest: Boston Marathon bombing suspects identified. One dead, manhunt for the second is underway, ALL OF BOSTON on lockdown   (abcnews.go.com) divider line 2731
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2013-04-19 10:33:01 AM

Dimensio: stanadamsii: Boston station has a tag line: AP reports that Dad called his son "a true angel."

Not yet, but I'm sure we will do all we can to get him free of his body.

[www.artbible.info image 403x500]

How an angel may appear.

/Alternative image: Corpse, with caption "Look, Mr. Bubbles! An angel!"


amhnetwork.com
 
2013-04-19 10:33:01 AM

Billy Bathsalt: Strange craving for barbequed Chechen.


i.imgur.com
 
2013-04-19 10:33:05 AM

Langston: Smgth: Why does this have to be political in ANY way?

Because some people are only capable of seeing everything through a political prism, and vocally keep score with every marginal event that they believe validates their political viewpoint.


Ohhhhh yeah. I forget that some people have such tiny brains EVERYTHING is so black and white that it either fits in their personal box of crazy or it doesn't and is therefore out to get them.

/Seems to me even the things happening INSIDE the government aren't even political. Just the standard lunatic ravings of mentally unbalanced people.
//Both sides of the aisle hate each other so much they'd cut off their noses to spite their faces, at the cost of the American public...I don't know that even THAT is even political anymore...
 
2013-04-19 10:33:05 AM
Gonna need a white russian or several after all of this.
 
2013-04-19 10:33:08 AM
Would you say the remaining suspect is in the ... pressure cooker?
 
2013-04-19 10:33:12 AM

GoldSpider: Mrfusticle: So if fundie Islamists aren't right wing what are they then? Commies?

You said there is -NO- difference between fundamentalist Islam and the Tea Party.  Nobody could be that dim.


No, he asked what the difference was. And answered it with a punchline.

Right wing Islamists? Right wing tea tards? What's the difference?

/about 300 pounds
 
2013-04-19 10:33:18 AM

hinten: "rocket in the basement"

I got a rocket in my pocket does that count ?

 
2013-04-19 10:33:21 AM
If we RF tagged all immigints this wouldnt be a problem

Thanks libbrulz
 
2013-04-19 10:33:34 AM

The_Sponge: So are any of you going to admit you were wrong when you were so damn sure it what a "tea partier"?


I was rather sure it was a State of Franklin neo-separatist.  I admit, I was wrong.
 
2013-04-19 10:33:34 AM
Why have the drones not been released? We need to test our new secret threat level decision matrix .
 
2013-04-19 10:33:57 AM
THIS JUST IN ON THE SCANNER!

THE COMMAND CENTER IS GETTING ICE AND LUNCH!!


REPEAT


ICE AND LUNCH!!


AND CHAIRS TOO!!!
 
2013-04-19 10:34:03 AM
if they Chris Dorner him, i would not be against it.
 
2013-04-19 10:34:12 AM

Random Name Generator: Gonna need a white russian or several after all of this.


i50.tinypic.com
 
2013-04-19 10:34:12 AM

WTF Indeed: Alex Jones tonight: "This was a false flag operation so Obama could test his martial law takeover of cities plan. He used Boston because they are all good liberals who would trust him."


Please tell me you're kidding.  Please.  :(
 
2013-04-19 10:34:15 AM

Random Name Generator: Gonna need a white russian or several after all of this.


No I have to go invent a White Russian Bomb, it will be similar to the Irish Car Bomb.
 
2013-04-19 10:34:24 AM

MmmCrime: Did a bomb actually go off last night or no?


Yes, apparently they were tossing IEDs around as they were being chased by the cops.
 
2013-04-19 10:34:31 AM
Always strange when something like this happens, everyone becomes pro death penalty.
 
2013-04-19 10:34:45 AM

Random Name Generator: Gonna need a white russian or several after all of this.


This is no time to be making ... what the hell. Haaaa.
 
2013-04-19 10:34:48 AM

UNC_Samurai: I was rather sure it was a State of Franklin neo-separatist. I admit, I was wrong.



I chuckled.
 
2013-04-19 10:34:49 AM

Danger Mouse: All you asshats who were making fun of us  for shutting down the city a few years ago over the light bright mooninites can kiss my lilly white boston ass.


I wouldn't be bragging about having a lily white ass right now, Mr. Chechen Lookalike.
 
2013-04-19 10:34:54 AM
https://twitter.com/Dzhokhar_

Tweets just got deleted as did the 3 pics.
 
2013-04-19 10:35:10 AM
480 Arsenal Street, found some bullets of some sort. Must have been where the shootout was happening, I didn't catch it all.
 
2013-04-19 10:35:15 AM
All I know is whoever the police expert was the other day that said the Boston bombing had the hallmarks of both radical domestic and radical Islamic terror pretty much hit the nail on the head with that one.
 
2013-04-19 10:35:27 AM

Shryke: Infernalist: One of your retards tried two different attacks on the government this week.

Haha, nope.

[patterico.com image 487x392]


He's a farking southern redneck, take a bow, son.  He's one of yours.
 
2013-04-19 10:35:31 AM
https://twitter.com/Dzhokhar_

Has a recent post in Russian.
 
2013-04-19 10:35:32 AM

studman 69: https://twitter.com/Dzhokhar_

There were some tweets on there that were about sports but they've been deleted. Weird.


Wow, yeah, they're gone. Mostly soccer related stuff and some stuff that seemed to imply he ran (or helped to run) something called FootyTube. The last one I saw dated to around Christmas.

If it's someone else from FootyTube logging in to his account and deleting them to hide the embarrassment of being associated with him, I imagine that's a quick way to get the FBI party van to show up to your place.
 
2013-04-19 10:35:35 AM

LessO2: JayCab: Argh, now all the dumb interviews with people that peripherally know the kid, adding nothing of interest or relevance.

Get the prom date on.....would like to see her face unscrambled.


The faces of chicks with boobs that big are often disappointing.
 
2013-04-19 10:35:40 AM

Tommy Moo: ha-ha-guy: Tommy Moo: A little late finally getting to a computer. I was listening to Fox in my car around 8:45 and an explosion was heard. I figured then that this shiatbird probably blew his vest. Any reason to suspect he's still alive?

shiat bird now has shrapnel and more bullets than the ER staff can count in him.  He's done.

Really? I'm talking about the younger one. You've heard that he's down too? That would be the first I've heard it.


No, the older one.  No one knows shiat about the older one.  He might in a Honda CRV with Connecticut plates, he might be in a basement, the networks are pulling something new out of their ass every 5 minutes.  The explosion might have been from a bomb the younger one or the third suspect may have planted to distract the cops/buy time.  There are rumors they've been seeding bombs around town or tossing them down to buy to time escape while the cops mess around with bomb disposal.
 
2013-04-19 10:35:40 AM

neversubmit: jrodr018: Just Bob: Watertown in lockdown.  How comforting it must be as a Watertown resident, where a class A firearm permit is near impossible to obtain, knowing that you're hunkered down and armed with nothing north of some charming butter knives while a psycho armed terrorist is running around.

How comforting for other citizens that there are no untrained idiots running around with weapons, itching to pull the trigger.

/Two can play that game
//Wild wild west, when everything was so peaceful

Boot hill was very peaceful.

/deadpan


You are technically correct. The best kind of correct!
 
2013-04-19 10:35:53 AM
(Random aside - anyone else having the issue where refreshes get stuck a page back of last right now?)
 
2013-04-19 10:35:55 AM

The_Sponge: So are any of you going to admit you were wrong when you were so damn sure it what a "tea partier"?


It's a vodak partier.
 
2013-04-19 10:35:57 AM

studman 69: https://twitter.com/Dzhokhar_

There were some tweets on there that were about sports but they've been deleted. Weird.


Really weird.  Dude totally logged in and deleted all the sports stuff and just left the conspiracy stuff.  Way to feed the trolls.
 
2013-04-19 10:35:58 AM

FlashHarry: Random Name Generator: Gonna need a white russian or several after all of this.

[i50.tinypic.com image 500x281]


You make a hell of a White Russian, Cheche'.
 
2013-04-19 10:36:02 AM

blackdawn: https://twitter.com/Dzhokhar_

Tweets just got deleted as did the 3 pics.


Fake account, some dickhead changed their Twitter name to troll.
 
2013-04-19 10:36:04 AM
You know what I blame for all this? .. Sports

Who won the blame game? .. Points are being tallyed right now.

/Also, I bet these fruits got bullied by jocks
 
2013-04-19 10:36:05 AM

The_Sponge: So are any of you going to admit you were wrong when you were so damn sure it what a "tea partier"?


i'll admit it. the bombing was on tax day, and it was pretty poorly executed, so i figured the likely suspect was a teabagger.
 
2013-04-19 10:36:17 AM

s2s2s2: Yet I had not problem finding lots of posts speculating, with hopeful phrasing, that they were crackers.


Which threads are you talking about? It must have been from before the photos were released showing the suspects to actually be a couple of white guys; anything after that isn't "speculating" - it's just people saying what they see.
 
2013-04-19 10:36:23 AM

jonathan_L: muck4doo: Thanks for the answer. My son is going to graduate from Baylor next month, and is in the Army ROTC(was originally in Air Force ROTC, but funding got cut). They've had him studying Russian for four years.

Is he good with languages? Another 1 or 2 languages under his belt will really help him.


Yes, he is. I'm sure not. He speaks English, Russian, and Spanish.
 
2013-04-19 10:36:23 AM

bongmiester: is that a pressure cooker?

[img.photobucket.com image 604x451]

nailed it


what a monster

who the hell uses ranch dressing let alone LIGHT ranch?
 
2013-04-19 10:36:31 AM

This text is now purple: TheShavingofOccam123: /someone said H.H. Holmes wasn't typical because he went to university and got his medical degree and prospered whereas in general psychopaths tend to just enough to get by.

Holmes was more of a male black widow.


Yeah, that's what I mean about motivation. I think he probably really enjoyed killing people but he also used it as a serious income stream. There were (are?) lots of medical school skeletons around that might be one of his victim$.
 
2013-04-19 10:36:32 AM
Damn.  I finally sleep, and I'd thought sure as hell they'd nail the guy before I woke up.  Looks like he slipped the perimeter somewhere?

Anything interesting happen since fark got farked?
 
2013-04-19 10:36:33 AM
I'm in awe that this little prick has managed to evade the authorities for so long, guy has like +2 cloaking or something.

And a Bioshock Infinite reference, now I've seen everything
 
2013-04-19 10:36:38 AM

Girion47: The_Sponge: So are any of you going to admit you were wrong when you were so damn sure it what a "tea partier"?

It's a vodak partier.



Heh.
 
2013-04-19 10:36:54 AM

Grand_Moff_Joseph: Please tell me you're kidding.  Please.  :(


It's the "logical" excuse.
 
2013-04-19 10:37:01 AM
Is it true he ran over his brother?

Shrapnel from your own bomb, gunshots wounds, your brother ran over you escaping and you had to strip down before dying. I think it might have been a good way for "black hat" to die.
 
2013-04-19 10:37:08 AM
motherfarkers. Hopefully Sgt Sully and Officer Little Murph from the BPD tune this little fark up a bit when they get him
 
2013-04-19 10:37:11 AM

Grand_Moff_Joseph: yep, likely from last night, but I really hope it's not the perps that had 40 cal ammo.


Why?  That's a very common round.  Ruger P91DC .40 cal is my regular carry weapon.
 
2013-04-19 10:37:14 AM

TravelingRetard: MmmCrime: Did a bomb actually go off last night or no?

Yes, apparently they were tossing IEDs around as they were being chased by the cops.


Tossing them vs. them going off are two different things, thats what I mean. Many reports of the tossing, none of a detonation.
 
2013-04-19 10:37:15 AM

bdub77: 480 Arsenal Street, found some bullets of some sort. Must have been where the shootout was happening, I didn't catch it all.


I see the problem.
 
2013-04-19 10:37:19 AM

FlashHarry: The_Sponge: So are any of you going to admit you were wrong when you were so damn sure it what a "tea partier"?

i'll admit it. the bombing was on tax day, and it was pretty poorly executed, so i figured the likely suspect was a teabagger.


*Tipping my hat*
 
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