jso2897: Jim from Saint Paul: jso2897: Farkers have been wrong about EVERYTHING so far, and I will take your word for what it is worth - jack shiat.jso2897: Farkers have been wrong about EVERYTHING so far, and I will take your word for what it is worth - jack shiat.jso2897: Farkers have been wrong about EVERYTHING so far, and I will take your word for what it is worth - jack shiat.Sorry - but, in the last twenty-four hours, Farkers have infromed me that the bombers are:Two random guys in the New York Post.A missing Indian student.Teabaggers.Redneck gun nuts.Occupy Wall Streeters.Anarchists.Iranian or Saudi intel or other operatives.Mossad.Jihadists.Nihilists.Lunatics.Please forgive me for failing to buy into whatever the current "theory" is.
muck4doo: Thanks for the answer. My son is going to graduate from Baylor next month, and is in the Army ROTC(was originally in Air Force ROTC, but funding got cut). They've had him studying Russian for four years.
bongmiester: is that a pressure cooker?[img.photobucket.com image 604x451]nailed it
DrPainMD: All of Boston on lockdown? Fark that. It's time to biatchslap the government and let them know who's in charge... we the people.
Orgasmatron138: FARK first became really unbearable to me around the 2008 election. Had to take a few months away, and then forgot my original password, so I had to make a new account (I go back to about 2003-ish, the Admiral Ackbar PS thread got me hooked; "It's a Map!" still rules).This place used to be awesome. Now, with the immediate breakdown of all events into predictable political arguments, the overzealous deletion of posts, and, worst of all, the reduction of BOOBIES threads, I'm only coming here out of habit. I'm sure at some point I'll find something better.
Hobodeluxe: http://www.motherjones.com/mojo/2013/04/boston-bombing-suspect-posted - video-al-qaeda-prophecy-youtube
TravelingRetard: I've been waiting 6 hours to say this. Holy Fark!I've been following the threads of this event all day- finally prompted to create an acct after lurking for over a decade.
Fissile: The Third Man: Regarding the incident in Niagara Falls: I saw the Bomb Squad truck speeding up the 190 from Buffalo to the Falls. But now the local Buffalo TV stations are saying the incident is "routine", and the folks involved weren't even Russians.In short, itchy-trigger-finger antics from Da Falls Police.===============That's funny, because the bombers aren't Russian either(despite how the press is trying to spin it), they're Chechens.........America's good Muslim Chechen friends. The people America paid to destabilize Russia and murder Russian school kids.
ha-ha-guy: orclover: Ok three different kids who knew the younger one have hinted that they smoked weed with the guy. Obviously we need to ban weed.How did this farker have time to make bombs and plan an attack.We need to send them all back to middle school if they keep dropping the "We msoked pot man, he can't be bad." They can move on once they can cogently explain what hashish is and potential consumers of said item.
Fissile: According the Fox News fans, Tea-Tards and Israeli firsters, there is no such thing as a Slav. It's all a Nazi invention. There are evil Russians (who are not Slavic because that doesn't exist), and these bomber guys are Russians, beause, you know MURICA.
GoldSpider: jso2897: I have no knowledge that he "says" anything - they haven't caught him, and may not catch him alive. I remind you - Farkers have been wrong about EVERYTHING so far, and I will take your word for what it is worth - jack shiat.If I go back and check the original bombing threads, will I find you postulating about the ideology of the perpetrator(s)?
Infernalist: USP .45: Coco LaFemme: Absolutely NO ONE is pissed off that the suspects aren't Cletus the Slack-Jawed Yokel and his sister/wife Wanda Mae. Okay?this is provably false.Prove it, then.
SovietCanuckistan: Time for a CAUCASUS PUNCH?I was one of the Farkers really hoping for a white, domestic terrorist.That sounds pretty farked up when I type it....
bim1154: Have they interviewed any of the neighbor's neighbor's dogs yet? **yawn**, time to go look at porn now.
DrPainMD: All of Boston on lockdown? Fark that.
Tommy Moo: A little late finally getting to a computer. I was listening to Fox in my car around 8:45 and an explosion was heard. I figured then that this shiatbird probably blew his vest. Any reason to suspect he's still alive?
stanadamsii: Boston station has a tag line: AP reports that Dad called his son "a true angel."Not yet, but I'm sure we will do all we can to get him free of his body.
docmattic: Coco LaFemme: DamnYankees: It's really amazing how utterly useless mainstream media is in events like this.Twitter and other Internet sources were running with the story of the MIT shooting/carjacking nearly a full hour before any of the cable news stations picked up on it. In fact, shiat was going down in Watertown before CNN even broke with the story that anyone had been shot at MIT.Can you blame them after the last few days? I wouldn't be surprised if they started playing it safe, at least for a while./"This just in... Apple dropped on English scientist's head leads to interesting theory."
bdub77: Police scanner says they found someone drop a duffel bag here:[i.imgur.com image 697x577]
Coco LaFemme: Michael Skolnik @MichaelSkolnik 2mFather of Dzhokhar says "hell will break loose" if his son is killed. Sir, with all due respect, I think hell already broke loose.
Infernalist: Huh..Some random dick dropped a hockey bag in front of some store and took off running, they're in pursuit and investigating the bag.
DrPainMD: SarcasticFark: scraping-fetus-off-the-wheel: Need that guy alive to get the whole story. Hope they get him quick.We don't need the 'whole story' if we know where they're from. If they ARE from Chechnya, we already have the whole story.More blowback from decades of CIA terrorism in the region.
Justice By Zig: I don't know if it's been posted here or not, but the dead fool's girlfriend was hot:
frymeupasteak: most of you fark libs should take a good look in the mirror right now, and then review all the stupid shiat you said this week. and then tell yourself this:we have been and are in a war with islamic terrorists. this is just the tip of the iceberg. your denial, and our current administration's attempt to label law abiding american citizens as "domestic terrorists"to lump them in the same basket as monday's perps, was a contributing factor to monday's events.i still see some of you trying to twist this into some NRA and other lunatic rhetoric so you can evadethe obvious point: you and your leaders are partially responsible for taking your eye off the balland have put millions of innocent civilians at risk.
ha-ha-guy: Tommy Moo: A little late finally getting to a computer. I was listening to Fox in my car around 8:45 and an explosion was heard. I figured then that this shiatbird probably blew his vest. Any reason to suspect he's still alive?shiat bird now has shrapnel and more bullets than the ER staff can count in him. He's done.
sblocal: There is really only one tactical team that can finish this manhunt.Dirka dirka jihad Mohammed, motherfarker![trailers.apple.com image 800x345]
rufus-t-firefly: DrPainMD: All of Boston on lockdown? Fark that. It's time to biatchslap the government and let them know who's in charge... we the people.You're free to go outside.However, you're also completely on your own. If you're taken hostage - or a cop mistakes you for the gunman - tough shiat.
Danger Mouse: All you asshats who were making fun of us for shutting down the city a few years ago over the light bright mooninites can kiss my lilly white boston ass.
styckx: CNN is down to interviewing a kid who went to HS w/ suspect #2 and had a conservation with someone who had a conversation with suspect #2 about terrorism. ..Holy shiat.. This reaching..
DamnYankees: Charlie Freak: DamnYankees: The amount of pure, unadulterated, ignorant speculation which MSNBC, CNN and others spew out on live TV under the guys of JAQing off is staggering.Here, too, and I'm sure it's just as bad all over the intarwebs. At least there is more raw information (as wrong and unrelated as it often is) here.I sincerely hope all the scanner-listening that gets posted during these events (Dorner, too), aren't going to have a negative effect on scanner listening.We are different - we're not a news organization. It's complete non-comparable.
epocalypse: well, they are inarguably caucasian, so I guess anyone assuming that they were white is technically correct.
Fissile: ven now the gov/media are trying to spin this as "Russian terrorists".
WhyteRaven74: LewDux: I really doubt itAs someone who is full blooded Slavic, Slavic people have referred to themselves as such for ages. Indeed for some Slavs, like Czechs it's been an intense matter of pride for oh a thousand years or so.
Dimensio: stanadamsii: Boston station has a tag line: AP reports that Dad called his son "a true angel."Not yet, but I'm sure we will do all we can to get him free of his body.[www.artbible.info image 403x500]How an angel may appear./Alternative image: Corpse, with caption "Look, Mr. Bubbles! An angel!"
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