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(ABC) NewsFlash The latest: Boston Marathon bombing suspects identified. One dead, manhunt for the second is underway, ALL OF BOSTON on lockdown   (abcnews.go.com) divider line 2732
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2013-04-19 10:28:59 AM
Alex Jones tonight: "This was a false flag operation so Obama could test his martial law takeover of cities plan. He used Boston because they are all good liberals who would trust him."
 
2013-04-19 10:29:02 AM

jso2897: Jim from Saint Paul: jso2897: Farkers have been wrong about EVERYTHING so far, and I will take your word for what it is worth - jack shiat.

jso2897: Farkers have been wrong about EVERYTHING so far, and I will take your word for what it is worth - jack shiat.

jso2897: Farkers have been wrong about EVERYTHING so far, and I will take your word for what it is worth - jack shiat.

Sorry - but, in the last twenty-four hours, Farkers have infromed me that the bombers are:
Two random guys in the New York Post.
A missing Indian student.
Teabaggers.
Redneck gun nuts.
Occupy Wall Streeters.
Anarchists.
Iranian or Saudi intel or other operatives.
Mossad.
Jihadists.
Nihilists.
Lunatics.
Please forgive me for failing to buy into whatever the current "theory" is.


"Sorry"? I was AGREEING with you.

Which i will do again:

jso2897: Farkers have been wrong about EVERYTHING so far, and I will take your word for what it is worth - jack shiat.
 
2013-04-19 10:29:07 AM

muck4doo: Thanks for the answer. My son is going to graduate from Baylor next month, and is in the Army ROTC(was originally in Air Force ROTC, but funding got cut). They've had him studying Russian for four years.


Is he good with languages? Another 1 or 2 languages under his belt will really help him.
 
2013-04-19 10:29:07 AM

bongmiester: is that a pressure cooker?

[img.photobucket.com image 604x451]

nailed it


Ranch dressing? GIVE HIM THE CHAIR!
 
2013-04-19 10:29:17 AM

DrPainMD: All of Boston on lockdown? Fark that. It's time to biatchslap the government and let them know who's in charge... we the people.


You're free to go outside.

However, you're also completely on your own. If you're taken hostage - or a cop mistakes you for the gunman - tough shiat.
 
2013-04-19 10:29:19 AM
This whole thing reminds me of that episode of MacGyver where Mac returns to his alma mater to be a judge in a "barricade contest" where brilliant but maladjusted college kids attempt to build creative locks on their dorm rooms. But then Norm and Cliff have to leave the contest early in order to prevent the Hungry Heifer from being shut down. Meanwhile, Kramer has an idea to make oil tankers spillproof, but he screws up the paperwork which results in a hundred thousand tongue depressors being sent to the 4077th. Hawkeye builds a replica of the Washington Monument out of them and blows it up, but not before Don Draper get confronted by and rejects his real younger brother Adam, who ends up hanging himself in a seedy hotel room.

It's almost scary how often life imitates art.
 
2013-04-19 10:29:23 AM

Orgasmatron138: FARK first became really unbearable to me around the 2008 election. Had to take a few months away, and then forgot my original password, so I had to make a new account (I go back to about 2003-ish, the Admiral Ackbar PS thread got me hooked; "It's a Map!" still rules).

This place used to be awesome. Now, with the immediate breakdown of all events into predictable political arguments, the overzealous deletion of posts, and, worst of all, the reduction of BOOBIES threads, I'm only coming here out of habit. I'm sure at some point I'll find something better.


I agree.  I'm here more of habit than anything else.  We used to hang out and talk about stuff here and enjoy the conversations...now, it's all about who can make the other look the worst, attack the hardest and scream the loudest.  It's Junior High all over again and I don't have my hot math teacher/gym teacher's breast to look at through those bra-less, white shirts...
 
2013-04-19 10:29:26 AM

bongmiester: is that a pressure cooker?

[img.photobucket.com image 604x451]

nailed it


Ranch dressing? Bloody savage.
 
2013-04-19 10:29:28 AM

Hobodeluxe: http://www.motherjones.com/mojo/2013/04/boston-bombing-suspect-posted - video-al-qaeda-prophecy-youtube


Soooo much derp
 
2013-04-19 10:29:34 AM
White Muslim... and this is the same reason I lose my NCAA bracket.
 
2013-04-19 10:29:41 AM
Michael Skolnik @MichaelSkolnik 2m

Father of Dzhokhar says "hell will break loose" if his son is killed. Sir, with all due respect, I think hell already broke loose.
 
2013-04-19 10:29:49 AM

TravelingRetard: I've been waiting 6 hours to say this.  Holy Fark!

I've been following the threads of this event all day- finally prompted to create an acct after lurking for over a decade.


Cool...have fun.
 
2013-04-19 10:29:53 AM

Fissile: The Third Man: Regarding the incident in Niagara Falls:  I saw the Bomb Squad truck speeding up the 190 from Buffalo to the Falls.  But now the local Buffalo TV stations are saying the incident is "routine", and the folks involved weren't even Russians.

In short, itchy-trigger-finger antics from Da Falls Police.

===============

That's funny, because the bombers aren't Russian either(despite how the press is trying to spin it), they're Chechens.........America's good Muslim Chechen friends.  The people America paid to destabilize Russia and murder Russian school kids.


Chechnya is part of Russia, at least legally if not culturally.  The territory of Chechnya is entirely within Russia.  So, if somebody is Chechen they are also Russian, just like if somebody is Californian they are also American.
 
2013-04-19 10:30:02 AM

ha-ha-guy: orclover: Ok three different kids who knew the younger one have hinted that they smoked weed with the guy.  Obviously we need to ban weed.

How did this farker have time to make bombs and plan an attack.

We need to send them all back to middle school if they keep dropping the "We msoked pot man, he can't be bad."  They can move on once they can cogently explain what hashish is and potential consumers of said item.


he also liked hidden valley ranch dressing. so let's all ponder that fact for a moment
 
2013-04-19 10:30:05 AM

Fissile: According the Fox News fans, Tea-Tards and Israeli firsters, there is no such thing as a Slav.  It's all a Nazi invention.  There are evil Russians (who are not Slavic because that doesn't exist), and these bomber guys are Russians, beause, you know MURICA.


Not once has FNC said Russian, other than to say Chechnya is a territory of Russia. Continue lying.
 
2013-04-19 10:30:07 AM

GoldSpider: jso2897: I have no knowledge that he "says" anything - they haven't caught him, and may not catch him alive. I remind you - Farkers have been wrong about EVERYTHING so far, and I will take your word for what it is worth - jack shiat.

If I go back and check the original bombing threads, will I find you postulating about the ideology of the perpetrator(s)?


I want to know what happened to that Brown University kid the Internet misidentified.
 
2013-04-19 10:30:10 AM

GoldSpider: jso2897: I have no knowledge that he "says" anything - they haven't caught him, and may not catch him alive. I remind you - Farkers have been wrong about EVERYTHING so far, and I will take your word for what it is worth - jack shiat.

If I go back and check the original bombing threads, will I find you postulating about the ideology of the perpetrator(s)?


Nope - but by all means, spend the next few hours doing that.
 
2013-04-19 10:30:14 AM

Infernalist: USP .45: Coco LaFemme: Absolutely NO ONE is pissed off that the suspects aren't Cletus the Slack-Jawed Yokel and his sister/wife Wanda Mae.  Okay?

this is provably false.

Prove it, then.


Why don't you just look two posts above this one.

SovietCanuckistan: Time for a CAUCASUS PUNCH?

I was one of the Farkers really hoping for a white, domestic terrorist.
That sounds pretty farked up when I type it....

 
2013-04-19 10:30:20 AM

bim1154: Have they interviewed any of the neighbor's neighbor's dogs yet? **yawn**, time to go look at porn now.


Yes, but it was not very informative something about Timmy and a well.
 
2013-04-19 10:30:23 AM
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2013-04-19 10:30:26 AM
All you asshats who were making fun of us  for shutting down the city a few years ago over the light bright mooninites can kiss my lilly white boston ass.
 
2013-04-19 10:30:28 AM
To think, right now, in Boston, some guy is saying the following:

"Don't worry, Weebs, they'ah gonna catch that queeah."
 
2013-04-19 10:30:32 AM

DrPainMD: All of Boston on lockdown? Fark that.


Kind of what I thought. Especially because of a single shiathead.
 
2013-04-19 10:30:41 AM

Tommy Moo: A little late finally getting to a computer. I was listening to Fox in my car around 8:45 and an explosion was heard. I figured then that this shiatbird probably blew his vest. Any reason to suspect he's still alive?


shiat bird now has shrapnel and more bullets than the ER staff can count in him.  He's done.
 
2013-04-19 10:30:45 AM

stanadamsii: Boston station has a tag line: AP reports that Dad called his son "a true angel."

Not yet, but I'm sure we will do all we can to get him free of his body.


www.artbible.info

How an angel may appear.

/Alternative image: Corpse, with caption "Look, Mr. Bubbles! An angel!"
 
2013-04-19 10:30:50 AM

docmattic: Coco LaFemme: DamnYankees: It's really amazing how utterly useless mainstream media is in events like this.

Twitter and other Internet sources were running with the story of the MIT shooting/carjacking nearly a full hour before any of the cable news stations picked up on it.  In fact, shiat was going down in Watertown before CNN even broke with the story that anyone had been shot at MIT.

Can you blame them after the last few days?  I wouldn't be surprised if they started playing it safe, at least for a while.

/"This just in... Apple dropped on English scientist's head leads to interesting theory."


If that were reported as news today, there would be people that wouldn't believe it and think that Newton is being paid by Big Physics to promote the pro-Copernican agenda.

/that's what happens when you politicize everything.
 
2013-04-19 10:31:03 AM
@TVRobNelson: Father of at large bombing suspect tells abc all "hell will break loose" if his son is killed.Sounds like a threat. Take him in too until this is all sorted out.
 
2013-04-19 10:31:12 AM

bdub77: Police scanner says they found someone drop a duffel bag here:

[i.imgur.com image 697x577]


That rounded off corner just northwest of there along the water is where the Moakley Court House is. So that makes it quite interesting.
 
2013-04-19 10:31:18 AM

Coco LaFemme: Michael Skolnik @MichaelSkolnik 2m

Father of Dzhokhar says "hell will break loose" if his son is killed. Sir, with all due respect, I think hell already broke loose.


If this is true... do we know where this dad is, or is he just posting on twitter as well?
 
2013-04-19 10:31:21 AM

Infernalist: Huh..Some random dick dropped a hockey bag in front of some store and took off running, they're in pursuit and investigating the bag.


"Hey, Fred, isn't it the new guy's turn to investigate the mysterious bag?"
"Why, Joe, I think you are right. Hey, Newbie, poke the bag with this metal rod while we check around the corner here."
 
2013-04-19 10:31:22 AM

DrPainMD: SarcasticFark: scraping-fetus-off-the-wheel: Need that guy alive to get the whole story. Hope they get him quick.

We don't need the 'whole story' if we know where they're from.  If they ARE from Chechnya, we already have the whole story.

More blowback from decades of CIA terrorism in the region.


==============

Yes!   This is exactly what I've been trying to get across.  Even now the gov/media are trying to spin this as "Russian terrorists".
 
2013-04-19 10:31:25 AM

Justice By Zig: I don't know if it's been posted here or not, but the dead fool's girlfriend was hot:


http://johanneshirn.photoshelter.com/gallery/Will-Box-For-Passport/G 00 00VQW7v6xWA7o/
  Imagine if he DID make the US Olympic team...

i290.photobucket.com
 
2013-04-19 10:31:26 AM
man this lockdown is turning into a tailgate party
 
2013-04-19 10:31:28 AM
Did a bomb actually go off last night or no?
 
2013-04-19 10:31:36 AM

frymeupasteak: most of you fark libs should take a good look in the mirror right now, and then review all the stupid shiat you said this week. and then tell yourself this:

we have been and are in a war with islamic terrorists. this is just the tip of the iceberg. your denial, and our current administration's attempt to label law abiding american citizens as "domestic terrorists"
to lump them in the same basket as monday's perps, was a contributing factor to monday's events.
i still see some of you trying to twist this into some NRA and other lunatic rhetoric so you can evade
the obvious point:  you and your leaders are partially responsible for taking your eye off the ball
and have put millions of innocent civilians at risk.


Rednecks should be very quiet this week.  One of your retards tried two different attacks on the government this week.
 
2013-04-19 10:31:48 AM
So, they have lost this guy's trail completely? Shiat. Cops are pleading for everyone to be on the lookout for a Honda CRV. Seriously. Please let this end without anyone else being killed or injured.
 
2013-04-19 10:31:55 AM

ha-ha-guy: Tommy Moo: A little late finally getting to a computer. I was listening to Fox in my car around 8:45 and an explosion was heard. I figured then that this shiatbird probably blew his vest. Any reason to suspect he's still alive?

shiat bird now has shrapnel and more bullets than the ER staff can count in him.  He's done.


Really? I'm talking about the younger one. You've heard that he's down too? That would be the first I've heard it.
 
2013-04-19 10:31:55 AM

sblocal: There is really only one tactical team that can finish this manhunt.

Dirka dirka jihad Mohammed, motherfarker!
[trailers.apple.com image 800x345]


That posting is proof positive that this nation has nothing to fear from a zombie invasion - they will die of starvation.
 
2013-04-19 10:32:05 AM

rufus-t-firefly: DrPainMD: All of Boston on lockdown? Fark that. It's time to biatchslap the government and let them know who's in charge... we the people.

You're free to go outside.

However, you're also completely on your own. If you're taken hostage - or a cop mistakes you for the gunman - tough shiat.


Hey, Boston PD got really good at arresting bystanders last night, so that's pretty likely.
 
2013-04-19 10:32:09 AM

Danger Mouse: All you asshats who were making fun of us  for shutting down the city a few years ago over the light bright mooninites can kiss my lilly white boston ass.


That was pretty funny.
 
2013-04-19 10:32:10 AM

styckx: CNN is down to interviewing a kid who went to HS w/ suspect #2 and had a conservation with someone who had a conversation with suspect #2 about terrorism. ..

Holy shiat.. This reaching..


At 31 flavors last night?
 
2013-04-19 10:32:15 AM

Coco LaFemme: Michael Skolnik @MichaelSkolnik 2m

Father of Dzhokhar says "hell will break loose" if his son is killed. Sir, with all due respect, I think hell already broke loose.


Yeah, hell already broke loose the moment they killed that MIT PO.
 
2013-04-19 10:32:22 AM

DamnYankees: Charlie Freak: DamnYankees: The amount of pure, unadulterated, ignorant speculation which MSNBC, CNN and others spew out on live TV under the guys of JAQing off is staggering.

Here, too, and I'm sure it's just as bad all over the intarwebs. At least there is more raw information (as wrong and unrelated as it often is) here.

I sincerely hope all the scanner-listening that gets posted during these events (Dorner, too), aren't going to have a negative effect on scanner listening.

We are different - we're not a news organization. It's complete non-comparable.


We're a news organization by nature of what's being disseminated. We're not an "official" news organization is what you meant to say. Nonetheless, many of us have been getting our news here more than anywhere else for over a decade now.

When there's a lot of breaking up-to-the minute stuff, I have to work my filters heavily.
 
2013-04-19 10:32:22 AM
I'm liistening to the Stephanie Miller Show online.  One of the people that works for her just reported that flights are going into Logan and there are taxis going in and out of there.  He said that he got the report from USA Today though.
 
2013-04-19 10:32:23 AM
So are any of you going to admit you were wrong when you were so damn sure it what a "tea partier"?
 
2013-04-19 10:32:34 AM
https://twitter.com/Dzhokhar_

There were some tweets on there that were about sports but they've been deleted. Weird.
 
2013-04-19 10:32:34 AM

bdub77: Police scanner says they found someone drop a duffel bag here:

[i.imgur.com image 697x577]


Wow, the World Trade Center just can't catch a break.
 
2013-04-19 10:32:39 AM

epocalypse: well, they are inarguably caucasian, so I guess anyone assuming that they were white is technically correct.


i.imgur.com
 
2013-04-19 10:32:41 AM

Fissile: ven now the gov/media are trying to spin this as "Russian terrorists".


no they aren't stupid
 
2013-04-19 10:32:43 AM

WhyteRaven74: LewDux: I really doubt it

As someone who is full blooded Slavic, Slavic people have referred to themselves as such for ages. Indeed for some Slavs, like Czechs it's been an intense matter of pride for oh a thousand years or so.


King Ivan: How do you do, good lady? I am Ivan, King of the Slavs. Whose castle is that?
Woman: King of the who?
King Ivan: King of the Slavs.
Woman: Who are the Slavs?
King Arthur: Well, we all are. We are all Slavs. And I am your king.

/Unless Slavs invented national self identification centuries before anyone else
 
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