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2013-04-19 10:20:52 AM

Fissile: Wait, I'm confused.  Aren't Chechens some of the "good Muslims" that Murica aided and abetted in attacking the Russians?  Didn't the US of Murica repeatedly condemn the Russians for dropping cluster bombs on these "good Muslims"?   It appears that these Chechens made their way here from Turkey.  Isn't Turkey a "good Muslim" country that is a solid friend to Murica, and, even more importantly, a good friend to Israel?  Wasn't Bin Laden armed by Murica when he was killing Russians?  Sure is funny how the "good Muslims" that the US encourages to attack the Russians always seem to end up turning on Murica.


Some of us said "good", some of us said, "wah wah brown people gittin killed by whites, y u gotta do that soviet russia?"

/dumbfark muslim extremists. "We're gonna bomb you infidels like we bomb other Muslims! because u killin us! with our own bombings!"
 
d23 [TotalFark]
2013-04-19 10:20:55 AM
Russian

encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com
 
2013-04-19 10:21:03 AM

SarcasticFark: scraping-fetus-off-the-wheel: Need that guy alive to get the whole story. Hope they get him quick.

We don't need the 'whole story' if we know where they're from.  If they ARE from Chechnya, we already have the whole story.


More blowback from decades of CIA terrorism in the region.
 
2013-04-19 10:21:14 AM

DrPainMD: rev. dave: So are we going to bomb the hell out of Chechnya now?  Or are we going to take turns with the Russians making the place as flat as Kansas?

I really hope we don't - so tired of war.

Ummm... we've been waging war, covertly, in Chechnya for a long time. As in decades.


Fissile: That's funny, because the bombers aren't Russian either(despite how the press is trying to spin it), they're Chechens.........America's good Muslim Chechen friends.  The people America paid to destabilize Russia and murder Russian school kids.


One of you is really wrong.
 
2013-04-19 10:21:25 AM

Grand_Moff_Joseph: common sense is an oxymoron: Grand_Moff_Joseph: lol, scanner reporting that the K9 dogs are over hours, and need to go on break

Holy Crap, scanner just said the spent round they just found was a .40cal

They think it's from last night.

yep, likely from last night, but I really hope it's not the perps that had 40 cal ammo.


.40 S&W isn't anything to be especially scared of. It's a common handgun round between 9mm and 45acp in size and speed. I would start to worry if they were talking about 5.45, 5.56x45, or 7.62x39, or other RIFLE cartridges.
 
2013-04-19 10:21:31 AM
"WANTED: Contact the FBI if you see this MAN".

/Looks like a boy to me.
//Asshat murdering boy, but a boy.
///Needs to be tried like a man
 
2013-04-19 10:21:36 AM

o5iiawah: Chris Dorner and Nadal Hassan would like a word with you.



I said something like 'out of proportion to the right wing nutjob percentage of the US population', I didn't say 'RWNJs are the only ones who've done this'.

Pay attention.


UNC_Samurai: We have descended to this state because of the heightened culture war. We spend every day bombarded by and responding to inanity from "the other side", and this is the inevitable result.



I'm gonna agree with this
 
2013-04-19 10:21:43 AM

InmanRoshi: Derpers have only gone 1 for 2 this week on domestic terrorism, after the TeaTard was caught for the Ricin attacks.


First, this is a tea tard?

patterico.com

A guy who attacks a US senator with a near 100% positive rating from the NRA and just about any other conservative organization isn't exactly following the tea party line.  He's simply an equal opportunity nut.

The part you and the other libs miss (actually ignore because it is uncomfortable) is that even if he was acting as part of a political movement, his actions were a perfect fit for domestic terrorists from both the left and right.  He went after specific targets that were directly linked to his agenda.  Even if he hadn't signed the letter, he would be easily tagged as a domestic.

The internationals go for shock effect - specifically targeting random civilian populations.  A market in Baghdad.  A school in Russia.  A marathon in Boston.
 
2013-04-19 10:21:45 AM
Repeating. . here is his youtube page:  http://www.youtube.com/user/muazseyfullah/videos
Mostly just Terrorists and Islam related, specifically Chechen.
"Lucifer is God in the public school system"
"The Emergence of Prophecy: The Black Flags From Khorasan  "
he writes: "from first hand experience I can tell you there is a hell... but it still has 72 virgins apparently... "


Comment feed.   this is all in the last few minutes.
http://www.youtube.com/user/muazseyfullah/feed?filter=1
 
2013-04-19 10:21:45 AM

DrPainMD: All of Boston on lockdown? Fark that. It's time to biatchslap the government and let them know who's in charge... we the people.


Well then, what are you waiting for, patriot? Get on out there, and give 'em hell! Today would be an excellent day for some Liberty-lovin' Real 'Mericans to rally in Beantown.
 
2013-04-19 10:21:49 AM

T-Servo: Mike Chewbacca: Smgth: Silly Jesus: UNC_Samurai: Smgth: Mike Chewbacca: This thread(s) was better in the middle of the night when all the idiots were sleeping.

A million times THIS!

No one blabbing on and on about 'libs' and 'rightwing' and yadda yadda...

Why does this have to be political in ANY way?

Because the FARK admins and mods let the trolls overrun the Politics Tab over the course of the last few years.

Because in all of the previous threads Farkers were having a circle jerk fantasizing about it being a Tea Bagger on Tax Day.  Now that it's Islamists it's all "why bring up that it wasn't tea tards, man?"

Not in the last thread it wasn't. I know that's what you choose to believe, but that doesn't make it true. I've been watching this thing play out for almost 12 hours, and the previous thread wasn't talking about politics.

Nope, it was scanner feeds and twitter feeds and photos and google maps of everything going on. It was freaking awesome!

Yup, it was worth staying up all night. Now, not so much.


Wow, I didn't realize the shiatstain troll responded to me.

For everyone's benefit, please remember that Screwball Jesus, like tentonsofderp, is a well-known threadshiatter.  Putting him on ignore is the best thing you can do for yourself and everyone else.  I'll refrain from repeating this, as I don't want to threadjack too badly.
 
2013-04-19 10:21:50 AM

DamnYankees: Nabb1: DamnYankees: The amount of pure, unadulterated, ignorant speculation which MSNBC, CNN and others spew out on live TV under the guys of JAQing off is staggering.

I had to quit watching. The stuff they spew during downtime during breaks in the action is driving me insane.

This person on MSNBC is going on and on about how, in the security cam photos, the two guys looked so calm and confident and WHAT THAT MEANS!!!


I had to turn that off. CBC is much more measured.
 
2013-04-19 10:21:54 AM

starbuckisagirl: So they have a Russian interrupter if I heard that right...


Or looking for one at least- kinda garbled for me to hear clearly
 
2013-04-19 10:21:57 AM

Jim from Saint Paul: jso2897: Farkers have been wrong about EVERYTHING so far, and I will take your word for what it is worth - jack shiat.

jso2897: Farkers have been wrong about EVERYTHING so far, and I will take your word for what it is worth - jack shiat.

jso2897: Farkers have been wrong about EVERYTHING so far, and I will take your word for what it is worth - jack shiat.


JfSP sighting!!  :)
 
2013-04-19 10:21:57 AM

Biological Ali: ...the only real message you're sending is that you haven't actually read any of the threads


Yet I had not problem finding lots of posts speculating, with hopeful phrasing, that they were crackers.

I know that most of the Fark regulars were either sensible, or joking, or both. Much of the tarded comments were from unfamiliar handles.
I even get the "I'm just hoping it's crackers, to avoid a new war." angle. But srsly? Obama is going to pull an Iraq War scheme? I think not.
 
2013-04-19 10:22:00 AM

Theaetetus: DrPainMD: All of Boston on lockdown? Fark that. It's time to biatchslap the government and let them know who's in charge... we the people.

[www.celebrateboston.com image 420x270]
What the last time all of Boston was in lockdown looked like


Is Crispus Attucks OK?
 
2013-04-19 10:22:04 AM

jmsvrsn: HotWingConspiracy: Chechens? NOBODY won this betting pool.

[tvseriesfinale.com image 258x320]
Somebody said it was these guys {Balki & Larry from Perfect Strangers}. I think they should get a chicken dinner.


Agreed. Balki is a Balkan by implication, Chechens are close enough for American Geography. Hell, Italians would have been close enough...

/Mark Harmon still unavailable for comment
 
2013-04-19 10:22:06 AM

muck4doo: Do Chechens speak Russian as their native language? Serious question.


No they speak Chechen, but would most likley speak russian as well
 
2013-04-19 10:22:08 AM

ShawnDoc: This Russian has been terrorizing my pants for years, and no one has locked her up.

[i690.photobucket.com image 309x450]


She has been known to smoke and play WoW.  TERRORIST!

/want her to terrorize my crotch
 
2013-04-19 10:22:10 AM

Mike Chewbacca: Smgth: Silly Jesus: UNC_Samurai: Smgth: Mike Chewbacca: This thread(s) was better in the middle of the night when all the idiots were sleeping.

A million times THIS!

No one blabbing on and on about 'libs' and 'rightwing' and yadda yadda...

Why does this have to be political in ANY way?

Because the FARK admins and mods let the trolls overrun the Politics Tab over the course of the last few years.

Because in all of the previous threads Farkers were having a circle jerk fantasizing about it being a Tea Bagger on Tax Day.  Now that it's Islamists it's all "why bring up that it wasn't tea tards, man?"

Not in the last thread it wasn't. I know that's what you choose to believe, but that doesn't make it true. I've been watching this thing play out for almost 12 hours, and the previous thread wasn't talking about politics.

Nope, it was scanner feeds and twitter feeds and photos and google maps of everything going on. It was freaking awesome!


Amen brother, it was unfolding so fast, that people just dealt with the information, they weren't sitting around blaming whatever political party they hated most. I suppose now that things are happening slower AND the trolls have come out from under their bridges, the time for streaming useful info is over...
 
2013-04-19 10:22:16 AM

LlamaGirl: kwame: I'm just here for the two idiots arguing over a picture of a bullet hole on Twitter.

It's the idiots that make the world go round :D


I usually agree with you, but it's obvious that squares make the World go round.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ydB72hjKbTs
 
2013-04-19 10:22:24 AM
Argh, now all the dumb interviews with people that peripherally know the kid, adding nothing of interest or relevance.
 
2013-04-19 10:22:25 AM

Silly Jesus: Because in all of the previous threads Farkers were having a circle jerk fantasizing about it being a Tea Bagger on Tax Day.  Now that it's Islamists it's all "why bring up that it wasn't tea tards, man?"


You, Like CheneyWorld, are cherry-picking one of a dozen theories that were circulated in multiple threads that were well over 1000 posts. I believe a few people even joked it might be a guy who failed to qualify for the marathon, and as a result he designed a bomb to take out other people's legs. As a runner, you don't see me popping up in the thread and saying "HA! See?? It wasn't a runner with a grudge! Eat crow, biatches!" What it does show is that you are self conscious of your association and embarrassed by the fact that yes, it could have been something like that. No one wanted it to turn out to be something like a right-wing nut job. It was a possibility that was raised. Just because you now have a profound sense of relief that it wasn't something like you have an urge to act smug. Just relax, man.
 
2013-04-19 10:22:37 AM

Nabb1: DamnYankees: The amount of pure, unadulterated, ignorant speculation which MSNBC, CNN and others spew out on live TV under the guys of JAQing off is staggering.

I had to quit watching. The stuff they spew during downtime during breaks in the action is driving me insane.


I just refresh Google News every 10 minutes or so, there is a steady steam of decent articles coming out and people tend not take the time to write out the really stupid shiat.
 
2013-04-19 10:22:54 AM
doh, comments aren't from him.. my bad.
 
2013-04-19 10:23:06 AM

KarmicDisaster: Theaetetus: DrPainMD: All of Boston on lockdown? Fark that. It's time to biatchslap the government and let them know who's in charge... we the people.

[www.celebrateboston.com image 420x270]
What the last time all of Boston was in lockdown looked like

Is Crispus Attucks OK?


You might want to sit down.
 
2013-04-19 10:23:06 AM

bigbadideasinaction: So, now that these guys apparently aren't Tea Party people, does that mean Alex Jones and all the "false flag" people will suddenly decide that the attacks were legit after all?


Of course not. These guys are still patsies for the cover-up by the government and all the SEAL agents who were at the bombing. Its easy to follow through and have us catch/kill these two, so we'll all forget that our government has been caught executing terror attacks against its own citizens. But Alex Jones won't forget. He'll keep us informed! This is HUGE, folks.

/Just like Alex Jones. Huge.
 
2013-04-19 10:23:12 AM

Stoj: They're looking for a Russian speaking officer?


Probably easier to find than a Chechen-speaking officer, and it's a good bet the kid understands and can speak Russian.
 
2013-04-19 10:23:18 AM

jso2897: I have no knowledge that he "says" anything - they haven't caught him, and may not catch him alive. I remind you - Farkers have been wrong about EVERYTHING so far, and I will take your word for what it is worth - jack shiat.


If I go back and check the original bombing threads, will I find you postulating about the ideology of the perpetrator(s)?
 
2013-04-19 10:23:38 AM
Well I guess this is how a '2nd amendment solution' would pan out in reality.
 
2013-04-19 10:23:38 AM

starbuckisagirl: So they have a Russian interrupter if I heard that right...


"This is important. Listen carefully to what -- "

"Векж ан чтэт волуптариа"

"Goddammit."
 
2013-04-19 10:23:43 AM

Shyla: Dimensio: Grand_Moff_Joseph: lol, scanner reporting that the K9 dogs are over hours, and need to go on break

Holy Crap, scanner just said the spent round they just found was a .40cal

.40S&W is a caliber often used by police officers.

The last officer talking about it on the scanner said "It looks like one of ours"


Oh my god. Those K9s get better treatment than I do.

/Hi everyone.
// apparently I missed a lot
/// I was also wrong about my profile. Wah_wah
//// have not had coffee
 
2013-04-19 10:23:53 AM
Strange craving for barbequed Chechen.
 
2013-04-19 10:23:55 AM
Ok three different kids who knew the younger one have hinted that they smoked weed with the guy.  Obviously we need to ban weed.

How did this farker have time to make bombs and plan an attack.
 
2013-04-19 10:23:59 AM

rufus-t-firefly: [images.scribblelive.com image 500x281]


How long until the LAPD shoot up a red ford F-150 with TX plates...
 
2013-04-19 10:24:13 AM

ACunningPlan: Apparently, the fella running Chechnya at the moment is a 'fist of Putin puppet' type [to coin a phrase], and the restive Chechan elements all hang out over the border in Dagestan. I'm a bit iffy on my "istans" but it seems the terrorist types moved next door and have been launching fairly continuous attacks.

Not sure how this information is useful to what's going on though:)


graphics8.nytimes.com
heavyarmor.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-04-19 10:24:19 AM

Jim from Saint Paul: jso2897: Farkers have been wrong about EVERYTHING so far, and I will take your word for what it is worth - jack shiat.

jso2897: Farkers have been wrong about EVERYTHING so far, and I will take your word for what it is worth - jack shiat.

jso2897: Farkers have been wrong about EVERYTHING so far, and I will take your word for what it is worth - jack shiat.


Sorry - but, in the last twenty-four hours, Farkers have infromed me that the bombers are:
Two random guys in the New York Post.
A missing Indian student.
Teabaggers.
Redneck gun nuts.
Occupy Wall Streeters.
Anarchists.
Iranian or Saudi intel or other operatives.
Mossad.
Jihadists.
Nihilists.
Lunatics.
Please forgive me for failing to buy into whatever the current "theory" is.
 
2013-04-19 10:24:22 AM
Hey Winterlight, thanks for the TF!
 
2013-04-19 10:24:24 AM

Mike Chewbacca: Theaetetus: Viewing the page in 500 comments per page... suddenly:
Note: forcing pagination mode for this thread because of the high number of comments.

And it's 1000 comments per page. Not helping, Fark. :P

Just be thankful Fark is even up and running. It down for about an hour a while ago.


are its knees dirty?
 
2013-04-19 10:24:31 AM

jonathan_L: Stoj: They're looking for a Russian speaking officer?

Probably easier to find than a Chechen-speaking officer, and it's a good bet the kid understands and can speak Russian.


His russian social media profile thingy that was found a few hours ago indicated he does in fact speak Russian.
 
2013-04-19 10:24:33 AM

rufus-t-firefly: No way! Sure, Chechnya is in the Caucasus Mountains. But I'm sure the similarity of Caucasus to Caucasian is just a weird coincidence.

:eyeroll:


What a nubianrdly attitude.
 
2013-04-19 10:24:34 AM

JayCab: Argh, now all the dumb interviews with people that peripherally know the kid, adding nothing of interest or relevance.


Get the prom date on.....would like to see her face unscrambled.
 
2013-04-19 10:24:39 AM

starbuckisagirl: So they have a Russian interrupter if I heard that right...


I think that they are going to need someone that can do a seance in Russian if they want to talk to this guy when it is over.
 
2013-04-19 10:24:42 AM
NPR is reporting that there have been several, foiled, Chechen plots in Europe.
 
2013-04-19 10:24:48 AM
CNN is down to interviewing a kid who went to HS w/ suspect #2 and had a conservation with someone who had a conversation with suspect #2 about terrorism. ..

Holy shiat.. This reaching..
 
2013-04-19 10:24:49 AM

starbuckisagirl: So they have a Russian interrupter if I heard that right...


Actually, it's just an Irishman and a fifth of Stoli.
 
2013-04-19 10:24:59 AM
$5 says he already killed himself and no one wants to go in the house.
 
2013-04-19 10:25:03 AM

DrPainMD: All of Boston on lockdown? Fark that. It's time to biatchslap the government and let them know who's in charge... we the people.


Yeah, until some jackass goes out for starbucks, gets overtaken at gun point, and the perp steals his car, kills a few more people along the way and then a few state troopers in a shootout.  Your local police are well within their rights to tell you to stay the fark inside.
 
2013-04-19 10:25:07 AM

JayCab: Argh, now all the dumb interviews with people that peripherally know the kid, adding nothing of interest or relevance.


THIS.

If someone can't say "Oh, he's right here," those interviews are useless.
 
2013-04-19 10:25:19 AM

starbuckisagirl: So they have a Russian interrupter if I heard that right...


Family interviews, probably
 
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