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(ABC) NewsFlash The latest: Boston Marathon bombing suspects identified. One dead, manhunt for the second is underway, ALL OF BOSTON on lockdown   (abcnews.go.com) divider line 2731
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2013-04-19 10:07:07 AM  

ace in your face: Mike Chewbacca: This thread(s) was better in the middle of the night when all the idiots were sleeping.

THIS


agreed.  I tuned in at about 1:30 central and it was mostly scanner updates.
 
2013-04-19 10:07:13 AM  

FriarReb98: So...apparently he was a UMass Dartmouth student, which means UMD's campus is closed, and is being evacuated (sister that lives down the road just drove by there).  I have no idea how that works, but this is going to be an interesting commute today.


The police are worried that, over the past four days, the suspect and his brother may have been planting explosives.  And, honestly, I would view it as a legitimate concern.  Better safe than sorry when a bomber is concerned.
 
2013-04-19 10:07:21 AM  

TravelingRetard: I've been waiting 6 hours to say this.  Holy Fark!

I've been following the threads of this event all day- finally prompted to create an acct after lurking for over a decade.


Welcome!

Rebels fan?
 
2013-04-19 10:07:38 AM  
A former teacher of his on TV now... "He was not even remotely capable of..... these things..... He was a lovely kid"
 
2013-04-19 10:07:40 AM  
Doggies have to go poopie and night-night.
 
2013-04-19 10:07:51 AM  

UNC_Samurai: Smgth: Mike Chewbacca: This thread(s) was better in the middle of the night when all the idiots were sleeping.

A million times THIS!

No one blabbing on and on about 'libs' and 'rightwing' and yadda yadda...

Why does this have to be political in ANY way?

Because the FARK admins and mods let the trolls overrun the Politics Tab over the course of the last few years.


Yeah, but I'm HERE and not THERE...trolls can eat Politics, just keep them THERE!
 
2013-04-19 10:07:51 AM  
/grain of salt

Beck was saying on his radio show that he has confirmation from senators that the Saudi that was detained the other day was involved but they are deporting him instead of prosecuting

/end grain of salt

Sort of jives with what I said in another thread....hes probably involved but a member of the house of Saud so he is untouchable.
 
2013-04-19 10:07:55 AM  

KarmicDisaster: James72: You know how they made the announcement that the bombs were made from pressure cookers and people speculated that pressure cookers would be made illegal. All those people that ordered pressure cookers online with standard shipping are probably getting them delivered today.

During the discussion, someone posted a link to a pressure cooker on Amazon. I clicked on it to look, now Amazon is sending me suggestions for pressure cookers that I might want to buy and pressure cookers are all over my Amazon page. Oh oh.


Dildos. Go search for them on Amazon. Just don't open your account page at work after that.
 
2013-04-19 10:07:56 AM  

sammyk: Coiled Hot 1: dittybopper: zerkalo: farking chechens

Wait:  I was under the impression that it was right wing domestic terrorism.  I mean, based on the speculation on new shows and on a lot of people on Fark, I thought it was the next Timothy McVeigh.

This...A lot of crow shall be eaten today.

Nobody is eating any crow. You guys are just paranoid. I bet you have been saying "please done't be one of us" over and over all damn week.


Sorry but this WAS domestic terrorism.  No body knows the kid's poltics but they grew up in the US, have been legally here since they were nine years old.   So whetever else this may be. it IS Domestic
 
2013-04-19 10:08:02 AM  
K-9s are being released.

either there's a 4 legged line-up at the happy ending massage parlor, or it's time for the doggy day shift.
 
2013-04-19 10:08:11 AM  

dennysgod: I don't get why people are posting the "Wild and Crazy Guys" pics. They're from Czechoslovakia not Chechnya.


no
 
2013-04-19 10:08:14 AM  
lol, scanner reporting that the K9 dogs are over hours, and need to go on break

Holy Crap, scanner just said the spent round they just found was a .40cal
 
2013-04-19 10:08:17 AM  

Silly Jesus: But Fark told me it would be right wing TeaTards?!?!?!

And it turned out to be more crazy Islamists?

You let me down, Fark.


Right wing Islamists? Right wing tea tards? What's the difference?

/about 300 pounds
 
2013-04-19 10:08:22 AM  

Silly Jesus: But Fark told me it would be right wing TeaTards?!?!?!

And it turned out to be more crazy Islamists?

You let me down, Fark.


God are you insufferable.  Just as many people were jerking off that they were Islamists too and while it may seem like that's the case, no one really knows what their motives were so shut the fark up and go take a political dump in some other thread.
 
2013-04-19 10:08:29 AM  
Anyone got the link to the youtube video with Officer in & out Kevin? Can't find it.
 
2013-04-19 10:08:44 AM  

Coco LaFemme: Absolutely NO ONE is pissed off that the suspects aren't Cletus the Slack-Jawed Yokel and his sister/wife Wanda Mae.  Okay?


this is provably false.
 
2013-04-19 10:08:46 AM  
I'm not proud to admit this, but...

I think I might be subconsciously prejudiced against anyone who appears to be Chechen.
 
2013-04-19 10:09:07 AM  
WinoRhino:

You were ALL wrong! Farker  Farkplug knew who it was, but we insulted him in last evening's thread and he wouldn't tell us it was the Chechens. After all, he knew the DC snipers were human males due to his super-human powers of deduction.

i sent him a cake shaped like a car with two people in the trunk...
 
2013-04-19 10:09:09 AM  
 
2013-04-19 10:09:13 AM  
Time for a CAUCASUS PUNCH?

I was one of the Farkers really hoping for a white, domestic terrorist.
That sounds pretty farked up when I type it....
 
2013-04-19 10:09:14 AM  
If they have 2 other people of interest, then this guy just became expendable.
 
2013-04-19 10:09:21 AM  
News just said that the two MAY have had accomplishes.

I think so they can go around blaming people until we get someone brown.
 
2013-04-19 10:09:22 AM  
I'm surprised it took the PD that long to turn off their feed. Social media sure makes hostage situations and police standoffs kind of strange.

i50.tinypic.com
 
2013-04-19 10:09:22 AM  

USP .45: Coco LaFemme: Absolutely NO ONE is pissed off that the suspects aren't Cletus the Slack-Jawed Yokel and his sister/wife Wanda Mae.  Okay?

this is provably false.


Prove it, then.
 
2013-04-19 10:09:25 AM  
Wanted for questioning.

www.destructoid.com
 
2013-04-19 10:09:27 AM  

Matthew Keene: Vodka Zombie: funk_soul_bubby: Fox 25 now interviewing some chick who farked him...

Awesome!  More Fox-based slut shaming.

Well, he is kinda cute. I'd do him. Well, if not for all that cop killing, Marathon Bombing, 7-11 robbing shiat.


Dude.  Everyone has baggage.
 
2013-04-19 10:09:30 AM  

Purdue_Pete: office_despot: I can't help give a short laugh about all last night's FARK speculation as to the ethnicity of the perpetrators.  Chechen is literally as caucasian as you can get.

Except they are Chechens.. and (per their won Facebook page) Muslims in a Jihad against Russia and Syria. So... yeah. really no winners here? Who doesn't know that much of the middle east is "Caucasian" and what difference does that make!?!?



Exactly. Bby definition, Caucasian refers to the people who live in the Caucasus mountains. That happens to be Chechnya. There isn't any way to be any more caucasian than that.
 
2013-04-19 10:09:30 AM  

JerseyTim: I think we found a motivation: Apparently, he went to Prom with Snooki.


Searching for similar images to his prom picture: (kinda NSFW)
 
2013-04-19 10:09:35 AM  

Silly Jesus: But Fark told me it would be right wing TeaTards?!?!?!

And it turned out to be more crazy Islamists?

You let me down, Fark.


Gun-toting white Islamic foreigners that grew up here.  It's the perfect screen for everyone to project their favourite demon on!
 
2013-04-19 10:09:39 AM  

tenpoundsofcheese: are you kidding me? go back to the thread and do a search. there were plenty of people trying to weave that story.


Yeah, TeaTards were only 1 for 2 on domestic terrorism for the week, after the TeaTard was caught for the Ricin attacks.    Chin up, even Ted Williams didn't bat .500.
 
2013-04-19 10:09:40 AM  
Anyone else hear Trisha Takanawa on the scanner feed?
 
2013-04-19 10:09:47 AM  

Grand_Moff_Joseph: lol, scanner reporting that the K9 dogs are over hours, and need to go on break

Holy Crap, scanner just said the spent round they just found was a .40cal


They think it's from last night.
 
2013-04-19 10:09:53 AM  
l.yimg.com

Pissed-off Irish guys in body armor.

This is an IRA wet dream

I think the one on the right is Cardinal Egan
 
2013-04-19 10:09:55 AM  

Wanebo: It's not a good day to be a swarthy young adult in Boston.


When is there a good one?
 
2013-04-19 10:09:58 AM  

Shyla: A former teacher of his on TV now... "He was not even remotely capable of..... these things..... He was a lovely kid"


Yeah, well his shrapnel riddled corpse pretty much counters that argument.
 
2013-04-19 10:09:58 AM  
What if you live in Boston but have run out of beer? Are you still not allowed to leave your home, or does that constitute a medical emergency?
 
2013-04-19 10:10:03 AM  

roflmaonow: Anyone got the link to the youtube video with Officer in & out Kevin? Can't find it.


This one?  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iNNgdoPNmgA
 
2013-04-19 10:10:08 AM  

Mrfusticle: Right wing Islamists? Right wing tea tards? What's the difference?

/about 300 pounds


img684.imageshack.us
 
2013-04-19 10:10:09 AM  

litespeed74: Take this scumbag alive.

Public cock punching then wipe his seed from the planet.


Cock punch until it is coont punting. And the coont punt to death
 
2013-04-19 10:10:15 AM  

JerseyTim: I think we found a motivation: Apparently, he went to Prom with Snooki.


s3-ec.buzzfed.com
What a butterface. All beige and blocky.
 
2013-04-19 10:10:17 AM  

Grand_Moff_Joseph: lol, scanner reporting that the K9 dogs are over hours, and need to go on break

Holy Crap, scanner just said the spent round they just found was a .40cal


.40S&W is a caliber often used by police officers.
 
2013-04-19 10:10:25 AM  

Mrfusticle: muck4doo: [trailers.apple.com image 800x345]
/knows how to deal with Chechen terrorist when things get HOT

They're actual heroes to you, aren't they?.. Can't see the strings?


I see the strings on most our politicians too. Maybe someday you will as well.
 
2013-04-19 10:10:35 AM  
It's really amazing how utterly useless mainstream media is in events like this.
 
2013-04-19 10:10:39 AM  

keypusher: OtherLittleGuy: OdradekRex: Dear President Putin,

Please feel free to turn Chechnya into a smoldering parking lot.  We won't complain any more.

kthksbye

"President Putin, the Americans have discovered the 'Chechan' sleepers."

(leans bad) "Good. Now the Americans will do the work for us."

I guess that works, actually.


Apparently, the fella running Chechnya at the moment is a 'fist of Putin puppet' type [to coin a phrase], and the restive Chechan elements all hang out over the border in Dagestan.  I'm a bit iffy on my "istans" but it seems the terrorist types moved next door and have been launching fairly continuous attacks.

Not sure how this information is useful to what's going on though:)
 
2013-04-19 10:10:49 AM  

roflmaonow: Anyone got the link to the youtube video with Officer in & out Kevin? Can't find it.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iNNgdoPNmgA
 
2013-04-19 10:10:51 AM  

eddievercetti: CNN has reported Duke still sucks.


CNN doesn't report factual information.
 
2013-04-19 10:11:09 AM  

o5iiawah: tenpoundsofcheese: Where are all the farkers who were trying to weave the story that these people were Tea Party members?

Are they busily looking through pictures of Tea Party events to see if they can still make a connection?

There are still a few holdouts who are trying to convince us that two dudes of Chehen descent are automatically tea party members.


Site your sources?
 
2013-04-19 10:11:19 AM  

ZeroCorpse: It seems like what we have here is a radical who convinced his brother to join him.


I honestly don't give a shiat how it "seems" based on preliminary and incomplete information.

Stop speculating, assholes.  I know it's human nature to be curious about unusual events, and try to find reason for them, but it doesn't help anything when people share their amorphous individual theories with other people via message boards or 24-hour cable news networks.
 
2013-04-19 10:11:20 AM  

TravelingRetard: roflmaonow: Anyone got the link to the youtube video with Officer in & out Kevin? Can't find it.

This one?  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iNNgdoPNmgA


Awesome, thanks!
 
2013-04-19 10:11:20 AM  
UMASS Dartmouth is being shut down- Dzhokhar is/was a student there. Allegedly he was there this week after the bombings.
 
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