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(ABC) NewsFlash The latest: Boston Marathon bombing suspects identified. One dead, manhunt for the second is underway, ALL OF BOSTON on lockdown   (abcnews.go.com) divider line 2731
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2013-04-19 10:02:30 AM
Take this scumbag alive.

Public cock punching then wipe his seed from the planet.
 
2013-04-19 10:02:52 AM
I can't get the scanner links to work and CNN is so useless so I'm using this thread for updates.  Thanks, all.
 
2013-04-19 10:03:02 AM

Mike Chewbacca: This thread(s) was better in the middle of the night when all the idiots were sleeping.


A million times THIS!

No one blabbing on and on about 'libs' and 'rightwing' and yadda yadda...

Why does this have to be political in ANY way?
 
2013-04-19 10:03:07 AM
officer in and out kevin broke fark what did we miss?
 
2013-04-19 10:03:21 AM

Zagloba: SundaesChild: They really wanted a Big Gulp.

All he wanted was a Pepsi, just one Pepsi.


Too bad he was on drugs.
 
2013-04-19 10:03:24 AM

Vodka Zombie: funk_soul_bubby: Fox 25 now interviewing some chick who farked him...

Awesome!  More Fox-based slut shaming.


Well, he is kinda cute. I'd do him. Well, if not for all that cop killing, Marathon Bombing, 7-11 robbing shiat.
 
2013-04-19 10:03:33 AM
Some of those officers have been on duty for 20 hours and are finally being released.
 
2013-04-19 10:03:34 AM

Debeo Summa Credo: zerkalo: farking chechens

Chechnya, huh?

For all those predicting that they'd be white - step up and claim your prize.

For all those claiming they'd be middle eastern Islamic terrorists - step up and claim your prize.

/Hope they get the other big nosed bastard before he kills anyone else.


So that means it was North Korea with WMDs and we should go liberate them.
 
2013-04-19 10:03:35 AM
"He's as American as anybody. He smokes a little weed here and there. He's not some foreign guy..."  - From a friend being interviewed on CNN
 
2013-04-19 10:03:45 AM

James72: You know how they made the announcement that the bombs were made from pressure cookers and people speculated that pressure cookers would be made illegal. All those people that ordered pressure cookers online with standard shipping are probably getting them delivered today.


During the discussion, someone posted a link to a pressure cooker on Amazon. I clicked on it to look, now Amazon is sending me suggestions for pressure cookers that I might want to buy and pressure cookers are all over my Amazon page. Oh oh.
 
2013-04-19 10:03:50 AM
Gonz:  Oh, Jesus. First day here, and somebody sponsored you?

Kick back, relax, and take off your pants- you're not doing anything else today.


Yeah, I'm going to enjoy it =)
 
2013-04-19 10:03:56 AM
It's gonna be a white guy.

It's gonna be a Muslim.

No, it's gonna be a WHITE GUY!

NO, IT'S GONNA BE A MUSLIM!

assets.diylol.com

Ha! You were wrong!

No, YOU were wrong!

NO, YOU WERE WRONG!

NO, YOU WERE WRONG!
 
2013-04-19 10:03:58 AM
So...apparently he was a UMass Dartmouth student, which means UMD's campus is closed, and is being evacuated (sister that lives down the road just drove by there).  I have no idea how that works, but this is going to be an interesting commute today.
 
2013-04-19 10:03:59 AM
Now if only Alex Jones could have a mysterious car accident at some point...
 
2013-04-19 10:03:59 AM
Honda CRV plate #36ES9
 
2013-04-19 10:03:59 AM

Coco LaFemme: The Boston Globe @BostonGlobe 1m

BREAKING NEWS: Police fear suspect in terror bombings is wearing an explosive vest, source tells Globe.


Suck it up guys, I'm sure you have sniper rifles.
 
2013-04-19 10:04:07 AM

Mike Chewbacca: This thread(s) was better in the middle of the night when all the idiots were sleeping.


THIS
 
2013-04-19 10:04:08 AM

Smgth: Mike Chewbacca: This thread(s) was better in the middle of the night when all the idiots were sleeping.

A million times THIS!

No one blabbing on and on about 'libs' and 'rightwing' and yadda yadda...

Why does this have to be political in ANY way?


Seriously! Just ten posts in a row of "Holy shiat, Black Hat had a bomb on his chest!"
 
2013-04-19 10:04:19 AM

Darth_Lukecash: awalkingecho: utah dude: <american christian>why is it we allow islam to be so violent?

anyway, i'm off play some battlefield 5 HD in which i'm'a bomb an abortion clinic and extort oil from a couple of middle eastern countries, especially if i can pass the potato level.</american christian>

They're just getting revenge for your Muslim
The Muslims invaded Europe first. Crusades were in response to that..


Wow, aint you the stupid one
 
2013-04-19 10:04:19 AM

Smgth: Mike Chewbacca: This thread(s) was better in the middle of the night when all the idiots were sleeping.

A million times THIS!

No one blabbing on and on about 'libs' and 'rightwing' and yadda yadda...

Why does this have to be political in ANY way?


Because sheep is stupid.
 
2013-04-19 10:04:26 AM

Hobodeluxe: sounds like the have a vehicle the suspect might be driving. 99 Honda CRX?


it was kinda hard to parse thru the static, but i think the scannerbabble just said it was found at the residence it was supposed to be at.

either that, or they found something else at the residence it was supposed to be at immediately after talking about a honda.

i think it's Schroedinger's Honda at the moment.
 
2013-04-19 10:04:26 AM

tenpoundsofcheese: Where are all the farkers who were trying to weave the story that these people were Tea Party members?

Are they busily looking through pictures of Tea Party events to see if they can still make a connection?


since we know exactly zero about thier motives at this point, can you say with certainty they were NOT tea party members or have you already assumed a motive based on the few facts you have abou them so far?  And will you be shocked when you are called a bigot later?
 
2013-04-19 10:04:27 AM

OtherLittleGuy: OdradekRex: Dear President Putin,

Please feel free to turn Chechnya into a smoldering parking lot.  We won't complain any more.

kthksbye

"President Putin, the Americans have discovered the 'Chechan' sleepers."

(leans bad) "Good. Now the Americans will do the work for us."


I guess that works, actually.
 
2013-04-19 10:04:31 AM
BIE? EIP.
 
2013-04-19 10:04:39 AM
Let's hurry this up.
 
2013-04-19 10:04:45 AM
trailers.apple.com
/knows how to deal with Chechen terrorist when things get HOT
 
2013-04-19 10:04:48 AM

starbuckisagirl: I can't get the scanner links to work and CNN is so useless so I'm using this thread for updates.  Thanks, all.


It looks like they took the scanners down for security reasons as per BPD request.
 
2013-04-19 10:04:49 AM

starbuckisagirl: I can't get the scanner links to work and CNN is so useless so I'm using this thread for updates.  Thanks, all.


try this

http://www.ustream.tv/channel/ma-rt-9-window-cam
 
2013-04-19 10:04:49 AM

Smgth: Mike Chewbacca: This thread(s) was better in the middle of the night when all the idiots were sleeping.

A million times THIS!

No one blabbing on and on about 'libs' and 'rightwing' and yadda yadda...

Why does this have to be political in ANY way?


Because the FARK admins and mods let the trolls overrun the Politics Tab over the course of the last few years.
 
2013-04-19 10:04:52 AM

OdradekRex: Dear President Putin,

Please feel free to turn Chechnya into a smoldering parking lot.  We won't complain any more.

kthksbye


Yeah.  That'll solve a lot.

Yup.
 
2013-04-19 10:05:03 AM

Shyla: "He's as American as anybody. He smokes a little weed here and there. He's not some foreign guy..."  - From a friend being interviewed on CNN


vell, zaphod's just zis guy, you know?
 
2013-04-19 10:05:07 AM
I thought Chechnyans just wanted to blow up Russians.  I guess they don't follow the whole "enemy of my enemy" philosophy.
 
2013-04-19 10:05:10 AM

Hobodeluxe: sounds like the have a vehicle the suspect might be driving. 99 Honda CRX?


'99? Must be a CR-V.
 
2013-04-19 10:05:20 AM
I think we found a motivation: Apparently, he went to Prom with Snooki.
 
2013-04-19 10:05:21 AM
I don't get why people are posting the "Wild and Crazy Guys" pics. They're from Czechoslovakia not Chechnya.
 
2013-04-19 10:05:23 AM

litespeed74: Take this scumbag alive.

Public cock punching then wipe his seed from the planet.


Uh, that's not how you get seed out.
 
2013-04-19 10:05:39 AM

CrazyCurt: Again, CNN reported  Joker smoked pot!  And we all know pot smoking teens ALL become muslim jihadist terrorists.  Nixon warned you all!  What are you going to do now, Washington and Colorado?  You're all going to die!!!!  Yeah one hit of that Mary Jane and you become Mohammed Jihad -- say, both are MJ, coincidence!?

/ you KNOW this will be a big deal folks, bigger than my silly alegory


They never did confirm if that dog was canine or not.
 
2013-04-19 10:05:40 AM

Fissile: There are numerous ethnic groups in Russian, not just 3.


He said 3 DOZEN you twat.
 
2013-04-19 10:05:46 AM

starbuckisagirl: I can't get the scanner links to work and CNN is so useless so I'm using this thread for updates.  Thanks, all.


Try this one. Still works for me.
 
2013-04-19 10:06:07 AM

UNC_Samurai: Smgth: Mike Chewbacca: This thread(s) was better in the middle of the night when all the idiots were sleeping.

A million times THIS!

No one blabbing on and on about 'libs' and 'rightwing' and yadda yadda...

Why does this have to be political in ANY way?

Because the FARK admins and mods let the trolls overrun the Politics Tab over the course of the last few years.


Gotta feed that squirrel.
 
2013-04-19 10:06:08 AM
I'm glad I always have fark to keep me up to date on these things. Occasionally I'm even proud to be a part of this online community (minus a few of you)
 
2013-04-19 10:06:21 AM

muck4doo: [trailers.apple.com image 800x345]
/knows how to deal with Chechen terrorist when things get HOT


They're actual heroes to you, aren't they?.. Can't see the strings?
 
2013-04-19 10:06:35 AM

keylock71: Yep... Just got an email telling all adjunct faculty to stay home.


wait...you work there? Name?

/graduated in January
 
2013-04-19 10:06:42 AM
CNN has reported Duke still sucks.
 
2013-04-19 10:06:43 AM
Every time something new, often wrong, and often not even tangentially-related comes out, everybody does that scene from "Airplane" where the reporters all run into and knock over the phone booths. And this is the future of information? I wonder if there's another group of people that you shouldn't tell everything because they just don't know what to do with all the information...

I will say this before I step off my soapbox - the postulating, the hypothesizing by people who just don't have a clue reminds me a lot of [insert your favorite partisan forum here]. But at least here there are wrong people on both sides to tamp down the echo chamber effect. Or is it magnify? There's just so much wrong.

The bullshiat piles higher and higher, but it's fascinating and I can't seem to look away, so carry on.
 
2013-04-19 10:06:51 AM

mikebellman: Killing the suspects instead of capturing them really puts the Laughter in Slaughter.  Don't let the American public have any answers, Johnny Law.

/don't tase me comrade


Lemme guess...I bet you have the perfect solution that would have apprehended the suspects without any fatalities whatsoever.
 
2013-04-19 10:06:58 AM

vygramul: It's gonna be a white guy.

It's gonna be a Muslim.

No, it's gonna be a WHITE GUY!

NO, IT'S GONNA BE A MUSLIM!

[assets.diylol.com image 510x319]

Ha! You were wrong!

No, YOU were wrong!

NO, YOU WERE WRONG!

NO, YOU WERE WRONG!


*Whynotzoidberg?.jpg*
 
2013-04-19 10:07:02 AM

UNC_Samurai: Smgth: Mike Chewbacca: This thread(s) was better in the middle of the night when all the idiots were sleeping.

A million times THIS!

No one blabbing on and on about 'libs' and 'rightwing' and yadda yadda...

Why does this have to be political in ANY way?

Because the FARK admins and mods let the trolls overrun the Politics Tab over the course of the last few years.


This.
 
2013-04-19 10:07:05 AM

Publikwerks: starbuckisagirl: I can't get the scanner links to work and CNN is so useless so I'm using this thread for updates.  Thanks, all.

It looks like they took the scanners down for security reasons as per BPD request.


no they didn't, for the same reason FARK went down, the feeds are over amping the servers ..they are getting thousands of hits

the feeds are up in other places . refresh your ip's
 
2013-04-19 10:07:07 AM

dittybopper: In effect, there is *ZERO* way to legally purchase a gun and bring it in to MA legally without some sort of background check.


Interstate transit is governed by federal laws, not state laws.

Not everyone who lives in Massachusetts is a native Masshole.
 
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