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(ABC) NewsFlash The latest: Boston Marathon bombing suspects identified. One dead, manhunt for the second is underway, ALL OF BOSTON on lockdown   (abcnews.go.com) divider line 2731
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2013-04-19 09:54:03 AM

TravelingRetard: I've been waiting 6 hours to say this.  Holy Fark!

I've been following the threads of this event all day- finally prompted to create an acct after lurking for over a decade.


Welcome to hell.
 
2013-04-19 09:54:14 AM
It's not a good day to be a swarthy young adult in Boston.
 
2013-04-19 09:54:20 AM

somedude210: UMass Dartmouth is closed:

UMass Dartmouth has learned that a person being sought in connection with the Boston Marathon bombing has been identified as a student registered at UMass Dartmouth.
The campus is closed.
Individuals on campus should shelter in place unless instructed otherwise.


Yep... Just got an email telling all adjunct faculty to stay home.
 
2013-04-19 09:54:23 AM

TravelingRetard: I've been waiting 6 hours to say this.  Holy Fark!

I've been following the threads of this event all day- finally prompted to create an acct after lurking for over a decade.


Welcome to Fark. It has been as you said, Holy Fark!
 
2013-04-19 09:54:25 AM
Ok so were are we at with this guy?
What is the actual factual update?
 
2013-04-19 09:54:26 AM

Molavian: jso2897: Dancin_In_Anson: Chechens eh?

Playing out like a Tom Clancy novel.

No. White, American citizens.Religion, if any, unknown.

Nah, it's known.  They're muslims.

So Chechnyan-born radical jihadists.


Maybe - maybe not. Fark has been wrong about everything else so far - so I won't be taking anybody here's word for one single thing.
 
2013-04-19 09:54:27 AM
i1055.photobucket.com
 
2013-04-19 09:54:43 AM

WinoRhino: Flashman73: FWIW: from his vk.com page (http://vk.com/id160300242 ):

World View: Islam

FFS, here we go with the asshattery.


The page is months old and says his world view is Islam. I am not anti-islam (I'm not American either)... but people in this thread were arguing about his religious beliefs. I provided the answer.
 
2013-04-19 09:54:45 AM
Anyone watch Castle re-runs last night? Crazy similar to the actual events...Even down to the street/plaza name....
 
2013-04-19 09:54:52 AM

doglover: neversubmit: I'm bored with this, when is the next thing going to go boom?

Eat at taco bell. Wait by your toilet.


Try Asacol and you won't have any trouble.
 
2013-04-19 09:54:58 AM

muck4doo: Let the cold war begin again! I miss hearing air raid siren tests once a month.


When I was a kid, there were always 8 or so Hueys flying low in formation on their way to the Air National Guard base. And no one was in sync.

The thing that creeps me out was the WWII 50th anniversary fly-over. There were maybe 25 planes--most of them fighters, maybe 1 heavy bomber--and you could hear them from miles away. I cannot imagine what a bombing raid of 1000 heavy bombers sounded like. Not to mention air raid sirens, blinding search lights, bombs going off, incendiaries setting you on fire and all kinds of anti-aircraft guns being fired.

We have it awfully easy.  Except for that hydrogen bomb thingy.
 
2013-04-19 09:55:03 AM

Shryke: Maud Dib: Awww, shall I fetch your fainting couch?

Hey, you were one of them, if I recall correctly (may be wrong). How you feeling this morning?


Derpers have only gone 1 for 2 this week on domestic terrorism, after the TeaTard was caught for the Ricin attacks.   Yeah, I bet the farkers speculating they might have been 2 for 2 are feel real embarassed for feeling so, so, so far off.
 
2013-04-19 09:55:07 AM

pseudoscience: http://livewire.wcvb.com/Event/117th_Running_of_Boston_Marathon


WHY CAN'T I FAST FORWARD THAT?!?!?!?
 
2013-04-19 09:55:09 AM

TravelingRetard: I've been waiting 6 hours to say this.  Holy Fark!

I've been following the threads of this event all day- finally prompted to create an acct after lurking for over a decade.


Welcome to the commenter's world!
 
2013-04-19 09:55:14 AM

ace in your face: TravelingRetard: I've been waiting 6 hours to say this.  Holy Fark!

I've been following the threads of this event all day- finally prompted to create an acct after lurking for over a decade.

Welcome to hell.


Best thing you'll ever regret doing!!
* Don't expect to get ANY work done any time soon!*
 
2013-04-19 09:55:16 AM

phaseolus: First of all, Jesus friggin' christ you people are thin skinned whiners. You're not oppressed because some people on a public forum jumped to a conclusion. When butthurt like this is taken to an extreme we see things like that Homeland Security report that had to be withdrawn because it hurt some conservatives' feelings. Talk about political correctness being shoved down everyone's throats...

Second, have you ever considered that, sure, personal bias is involved, but another part of the reason that people like to jump to that conclusion is because of the number of right-wingers who've bombed federal buildings and shot up public places over the last couple decades? It's a little out of proportion with their representation in the U.S. population.

Finally, the way I remember it was there was more "we always get this wrong so let's not speculate" than "I bet this was a right wing nutjob" commentary in the Fark threads I read. (For myself, I didn't publicly speculate on this one. I haven't speculated on anyone's alignment since the Sikh Temple shooting, where I correctly called the perp as a supremacist.)

So get over yourselves and man up, will ya?


We have descended to this state because of the heightened culture war.  We spend every day bombarded by and responding to inanity from "the other side", and this is the inevitable result.
 
2013-04-19 09:55:42 AM

ckayser: Ok so were are we at with this guy?
What is the actual factual update?


in the wind with perimeters peremitting, packages suspiciousing, and hoodies and backpacks being decidedly bad fashion decisions for the day.
 
2013-04-19 09:55:46 AM

Uranus Megahertz: PD pinged his phone and narrowed his location down. Switched to a different radio channel


The streamer?
 
2013-04-19 09:55:49 AM

TravelingRetard: I've been waiting 6 hours to say this.  Holy Fark!

I've been following the threads of this event all day- finally prompted to create an acct after lurking for over a decade.


Lurkers are always welcome!  FYI, new member hazing sessions begins every Friday at noon.  :D
 
2013-04-19 09:55:52 AM

o5iiawah: tenpoundsofcheese: Where are all the farkers who were trying to weave the story that these people were Tea Party members?

Are they busily looking through pictures of Tea Party events to see if they can still make a connection?

There are still a few holdouts who are trying to convince us that two dudes of Chehen descent are automatically tea party members.


They hope if they throw enough crap that one day a little piece will stick. Meanwhile their hands are full of crap.
 
2013-04-19 09:55:53 AM

Grand_Moff_Joseph: Suspicious package at Gillette Stadium!

/Where's Belichik now?


Dammit, Raider Nation, get over it!
 
2013-04-19 09:55:56 AM

papatex: Anyone watch Castle re-runs last night? Crazy similar to the actual events...Even down to the street/plaza name....


i noticed that. (my wife loves the show)
 
2013-04-19 09:55:56 AM

al's hat: neversubmit: al's hat: neversubmit: I'm bored with this, when is the next thing going to go boom?

When I go see your mom later...

She's dead so, have fun!

My condolences...I'm always a day late and a dollar short.


Oh I was just kidding she's 70 does that make it better?
 
2013-04-19 09:55:59 AM

somedude210: UMass Dartmouth is closed:

UMass Dartmouth has learned that a person being sought in connection with the Boston Marathon bombing has been identified as a student registered at UMass Dartmouth.
The campus is closed.
Individuals on campus should shelter in place unless instructed otherwise.


This... this is farked up.  My sister lives a half, maaaabye a full mile from campus (we can see the turbine from her porch).  My house is ten minutes away.
 
2013-04-19 09:56:02 AM

Magorn: Fissile: Even now the Tea-hadists on Fox are trying to spin this by calling this pair "Russians".   Chechens are not Russians, they are not even Slavic.   No one will admit that our "good Muslim" friends have repeatedly turned on Murica and farked up its shiat.

actually the Chechens ARE russians, at least according to Russia, many Chechens disagreed, and the was some unpleasantness you may recall from a few years back as they worked out thier disagreements.  BTW "Russian" is not an ethnicity,  Russia proper has about 3 dozen distinct ethnic groups and "slavic" was a racial classification only to the Nazis, so your tail is flashing there a little


*facepalm*
"slavic" as an identity and ethnicity was around long before the nazis.
 
2013-04-19 09:56:03 AM

muck4doo: Joe Peanut: bdub77: I don't want to scare anyone but...

[img.photobucket.com image 604x451]

[www.quotesworthrepeating.com image 200x275]

We'll need a bigger supply of bodybags.

[1.bp.blogspot.com image 590x392]

4 out of 5 terrorists prefer Hidden Valley ranch style dressing "Light".


statistics can prove anything, i mean, 4 out of 5 people involved enjoy gang rape
 
2013-04-19 09:56:07 AM

ckayser: Ok so were are we at with this guy?
What is the actual factual update?


Christ, you sound like Dilbert's boss!
 
2013-04-19 09:56:14 AM

neversubmit: I'm bored with this, when is the next thing going to go boom?


We are at "Tom Clancy" right now, pray this thing doesn't go "Michael Bay".
 
2013-04-19 09:56:14 AM

jso2897: Molavian: jso2897: Dancin_In_Anson: Chechens eh?

Playing out like a Tom Clancy novel.

No. White, American citizens.Religion, if any, unknown.

Nah, it's known.  They're muslims.

So Chechnyan-born radical jihadists.

Maybe - maybe not. Fark has been wrong about everything else so far - so I won't be taking anybody here's word for one single thing.


He says his world view is Islam. Whether it has to do with his bombing intetions or not it isnt a made up hypothesis.
 
2013-04-19 09:56:17 AM

GoldSpider: jso2897: Guy has been here since age five.

Therefore "second amendment solution".


Lolwut.
 
2013-04-19 09:56:25 AM

msupf: mynameismark: So the kid ran over his brother that was just shot by cops? How then did the cops lose this guy?

Something seems fishy...

you are condensing 12 hours of events down into two sentences that aren't even correct.



What is incorrect about it? That's all that I'm hearing. Were you there, that you know better?
 
2013-04-19 09:56:25 AM

Flashman73: WinoRhino: Flashman73: FWIW: from his vk.com page (http://vk.com/id160300242 ):

World View: Islam

FFS, here we go with the asshattery.

The page is months old and says his world view is Islam. I am not anti-islam (I'm not American either)... but people in this thread were arguing about his religious beliefs. I provided the answer.


Google translate his page and look at the noteworthy pages on the left.
 
2013-04-19 09:56:27 AM
http://www.digtriad.com/news/article/281020/175/Police-Source-Russian - Nationals-Pulled-Over-In-Niagara-Falls-With-Suspicious-Backpacks

If they find anything more than some school supplies in these backpacks, now you'll have multiple russian (possibly Chechnyan) people having pulled off attacks or planning them... at that point you might as well be proactive and make your whereabouts known if you are Chechnyan in the N.E. US.   Because, I have the feeling the FBI will be interested in finding you.
 
2013-04-19 09:56:31 AM
So, he wasn't looking for nuclee-are wessels?
 
2013-04-19 09:56:32 AM

TravelingRetard: I've been following the threads of this event all day- finally prompted to create an acct after lurking for over a decade.


Welcome to Fark, your kitten will arrive shortly.
 
2013-04-19 09:56:33 AM

Grand_Moff_Joseph: Very few people here even tried to make that assertion, and you know it. Take your thread-cr@p elsewhere.


I hate agreeing with TPOC on anything, but what alternate version of Fark have you been reading this week?
 
2013-04-19 09:56:34 AM

WinoRhino: Flashman73: FWIW: from his vk.com page (http://vk.com/id160300242 ):

World View: Islam

FFS, here we go with the asshattery.


Yeah, how dare someone point out what this man himself put on the internet!
 
2013-04-19 09:56:39 AM

jso2897: Molavian: jso2897: Dancin_In_Anson: Chechens eh?

Playing out like a Tom Clancy novel.

No. White, American citizens.Religion, if any, unknown.

Nah, it's known.  They're muslims.

So Chechnyan-born radical jihadists.

Maybe - maybe not. Fark has been wrong about everything else so far - so I won't be taking anybody here's word for one single thing.


Actually, it was pretty darned accurate last night. Ixnaying the stupid fake identification of the terrorists, for one.
 
2013-04-19 09:56:41 AM
You know how they made the announcement that the bombs were made from pressure cookers and people speculated that pressure cookers would be made illegal. All those people that ordered pressure cookers online with standard shipping are probably getting them delivered today.
 
2013-04-19 09:56:42 AM
I know its been said already...but this guy must play a hell of a lot of GTA
 
2013-04-19 09:56:50 AM
So does this mean people will be going after Chechnyanslike how people went after middleeastern people after 9/11 or bullied kids afterColumbine?
 
2013-04-19 09:57:06 AM

Coiled Hot 1: dittybopper: zerkalo: farking chechens

Wait:  I was under the impression that it was right wing domestic terrorism.  I mean, based on the speculation on new shows and on a lot of people on Fark, I thought it was the next Timothy McVeigh.

This...A lot of crow shall be eaten today.


SInce it looks like they got into the country during the Bush years, there'll be plenty of crow to go around.

Bungles: bulldg4life: Fox News speculating that they were long term sleeper cell....

Yes, 9yo started a sleeper cell. Brilliant.


Do sleeper cells actually exist outside Tom Clancy novels and 24?


Well, it depends what you mean by "sleeper", but yeah...we just had all those genuine Russian spies in Cambridge.

The joke is, those Commies only got caught there because they stood out, being so right-wing, comparatively speaking...
 
2013-04-19 09:57:09 AM

anniesmom: ace in your face: TravelingRetard: I've been waiting 6 hours to say this.  Holy Fark!

I've been following the threads of this event all day- finally prompted to create an acct after lurking for over a decade.

Welcome to hell.

Best thing you'll ever regret doing!!
* Don't expect to get ANY work done any time soon!*


I don't work- no harm, no foul.
 
2013-04-19 09:57:24 AM

neversubmit: al's hat: neversubmit: al's hat: neversubmit: I'm bored with this, when is the next thing going to go boom?

When I go see your mom later...

She's dead so, have fun!

My condolences...I'm always a day late and a dollar short.

Oh I was just kidding she's 70 does that make it better?


Wellllllllll, is she hot?
 
2013-04-19 09:57:35 AM

muck4doo: Joe Peanut: bdub77: I don't want to scare anyone but...

[img.photobucket.com image 604x451]

[www.quotesworthrepeating.com image 200x275]

We'll need a bigger supply of bodybags.

[1.bp.blogspot.com image 590x392]

4 out of 5 terrorists prefer Hidden Valley ranch style dressing "Light".


It has to be "light" ranch they are on the run.
 
2013-04-19 09:57:43 AM

ha-ha-guy: namegoeshere: Deep Contact: Just reported that Niagara Falls NY police pulled over a car with Mass. plates that have Russian National in it.

Sucks to be Russian and a Masshole today, I'll bet...

I'd say if you happen to be Russian, Turkic, or anything that kind of looks Central Asian, today is an excellent day to take a personal day and sit on the couch playing video games.


I wonder if there's some sort of site that compiles revenge crime statistics after events against races or groups of people who weren't involved with the person who caused the event.
 
2013-04-19 09:57:48 AM

tenpoundsofcheese: Where are all the farkers who were trying to weave the story that these people were Tea Party members?

Are they busily looking through pictures of Tea Party events to see if they can still make a connection?




They were raised in America: in fact most who went to school with them thought they were Americans.

And they were white.

But they were Muslim.

So we don't know why these kids did it.

Terrorist expert says it may be that they were shunned in America thus they turned to terrorist group.
 
2013-04-19 09:57:50 AM
What it takes to shut down Boston: Three bombs and a fantastic, prolonged firefight.
What it takes to shut down Madagascar: A man sneezing in Brazil.
 
2013-04-19 09:57:58 AM

eagles95: I know its been said already...but this guy must play a hell of a lot of GTA


vgboxart.com
 
2013-04-19 09:58:01 AM

utah dude: <american christian>why is it we allow islam to be so violent?

anyway, i'm off play some battlefield 5 HD in which i'm'a bomb an abortion clinic and extort oil from a couple of middle eastern countries, especially if i can pass the potato level.</american christian>


They're just getting revenge for your Crusades.
 
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