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(ABC) NewsFlash The latest: Boston Marathon bombing suspects identified. One dead, manhunt for the second is underway, ALL OF BOSTON on lockdown   (abcnews.go.com) divider line 2731
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2013-04-19 09:50:28 AM

Deep Contact: Just reported that Niagara Falls NY police pulled over a car with Mass. plates that have Russian National in it.


The Russians make resonator guitars?

And put them in license plates?

/so many questions
//journalism is dead
 
2013-04-19 09:50:33 AM
(Also, I don't know why the hell I capitalized "brother".)
 
2013-04-19 09:50:43 AM
Another suspicious package.

And another call of soldiers moving in.
 
2013-04-19 09:50:49 AM
Where are all the farkers who were trying to weave the story that these people were Tea Party members?

Are they busily looking through pictures of Tea Party events to see if they can still make a connection?
 
2013-04-19 09:50:53 AM
Hai guyz what did I miCHECHNYA?!

S**t. I didn't call that one right. -_-
 
2013-04-19 09:50:58 AM

al's hat: neversubmit: I'm bored with this, when is the next thing going to go boom?

When I go see your mom later...


She's dead so, have fun!
 
2013-04-19 09:51:01 AM

mynameismark: So the kid ran over his brother that was just shot by cops? How then did the cops lose this guy?

Something seems fishy...


you are condensing 12 hours of events down into two sentences that aren't even correct.
 
2013-04-19 09:51:04 AM

BarkingUnicorn: dababler: Everyone is describing the brothers as super polite, good athletes, decent students, good people so....WHY THE fark DID THEY DO IT?!

They were bullied.


Yeah, crazy people are NEVER impolite...

/It's always the quiet ones.
 
2013-04-19 09:51:08 AM

Fissile: Even now the Tea-hadists on Fox are trying to spin this by calling this pair "Russians".   Chechens are not Russians, they are not even Slavic.   No one will admit that our "good Muslim" friends have repeatedly turned on Murica and farked up its shiat.


actually the Chechens ARE russians, at least according to Russia, many Chechens disagreed, and the was some unpleasantness you may recall from a few years back as they worked out thier disagreements.  BTW "Russian" is not an ethnicity,  Russia proper has about 3 dozen distinct ethnic groups and "slavic" was a racial classification only to the Nazis, so your tail is flashing there a little
 
2013-04-19 09:51:10 AM

BarkingUnicorn: dababler: Everyone is describing the brothers as super polite, good athletes, decent students, good people so....WHY THE fark DID THEY DO IT?!

They were bullied.


A girl giggled when she saw his penis.
 
2013-04-19 09:51:13 AM

Grand_Moff_Joseph: swangoatman: I wonder if they could be related to the faux russian FPSRUSSIA on youtube guy. he blows up lots of things and was raided a few weeks back. Infowars for the snark win.

FPS was raided?  Why?


Well, one of the guys associated with FPS Russia was found dead in a car a couple months ago, with signs of a professional hit.
It could be related I guess.
 
2013-04-19 09:51:14 AM
You can sure tell CNN was told to quit reporting details - they pulled back on everything, left the scene, and are showing generic images.
 
2013-04-19 09:51:17 AM
Sean Collier was the 26 year old officer who died last night. He's was on the job for a year.

Students are organizing care packages for MIT officers
 
2013-04-19 09:51:19 AM

ZeroCorpse: But, I'm sorry to say, the Brother who moved from Turkey did have negative things to say about Americans and was known to pay attention to radical Muslim teachings.


Ah Turkey, the near worthless dead weight of NATO.
 
2013-04-19 09:51:20 AM

neversubmit: I'm bored with this, when is the next thing going to go boom?


Eat at taco bell. Wait by your toilet.
 
2013-04-19 09:51:25 AM

Bartman66: Cybernetic: Coiled Hot 1: dittybopper: zerkalo: farking chechens

Wait:  I was under the impression that it was right wing domestic terrorism.  I mean, based on the speculation on new shows and on a lot of people on Fark, I thought it was the next Timothy McVeigh.

This...A lot of crow shall be eaten today.

No it won't. At least not publicly. They'll just save up whatever bile they have left and use it the next time an opportunity presents itself.

THIS
You almost feel bad for the people in cluding 'ol Janet, that is wasn't a white guy who either came back from the military, blaming abortions or hates Obama? because they have invested so much into that theory I am sure that they can't believe that they could be wrong?



First of all, Jesus friggin' christ you people are thin skinned whiners. You're not oppressed because some people on a public forum jumped to a conclusion. When butthurt like this is taken to an extreme we see things like that Homeland Security report that had to be withdrawn because it hurt some conservatives' feelings. Talk about political correctness being shoved down everyone's throats...

Second, have you ever considered that, sure, personal bias is involved, but another part of the reason that people like to jump to that conclusion is because of the number of right-wingers who've bombed federal buildings and shot up public places over the last couple decades? It's a little out of proportion with their representation in the U.S. population.

Finally, the way I remember it was there was more "we always get this wrong so let's not speculate" than "I bet this was a right wing nutjob" commentary in the Fark threads I read. (For myself, I didn't publicly speculate on this one. I haven't speculated on anyone's alignment since the Sikh Temple shooting, where I correctly called the perp as a supremacist.)

So get over yourselves and man up, will ya?
 
2013-04-19 09:51:32 AM
Chechnyan (sp?).  I didn't expect that.  I was thinking some anti-tax right-wing nut.  Looks like I was wrong;  I can admit being wrong.  Islam, while the dominant religion in Chechnya, is not the only one in Chechnya.
 
2013-04-19 09:51:34 AM

Grand_Moff_Joseph: Suspicious package at Gillette Stadium!

/Where's Belichik now?


Was he seen wearing a hoodie?
 
2013-04-19 09:51:37 AM

USP .45: Grand_Moff_Joseph: swangoatman: I wonder if they could be related to the faux russian FPSRUSSIA on youtube guy. he blows up lots of things and was raided a few weeks back. Infowars for the snark win.

FPS was raided?  Why?

Unlawful ATF fishing trip. Usual.


is 'fishing trip' real, or a metaphor?  :)
 
2013-04-19 09:51:39 AM

Flashman73: FWIW: from his vk.com page (http://vk.com/id160300242 ):

World View: Islam


FFS, here we go with the asshattery.
 
2013-04-19 09:51:55 AM

msupf: mynameismark: So the kid ran over his brother that was just shot by cops? How then did the cops lose this guy?

Something seems fishy...

you are condensing 12 hours of events down into two sentences that aren't even correct.


and that's my job.
 
2013-04-19 09:51:57 AM
So he was mad about French cheeses or something???  totally confused.
 
2013-04-19 09:52:03 AM

Grand_Moff_Joseph: Suspicious package at Gillette Stadium!


Shiat, even my package is starting to look suspicious... even to me!
 
2013-04-19 09:52:13 AM

tenpoundsofcheese: Where are all the farkers who were trying to weave the story that these people were Tea Party members?

Are they busily looking through pictures of Tea Party events to see if they can still make a connection?


How's that 'Saudi national' story working out for yah?
 
2013-04-19 09:52:16 AM
Dear President Putin,

Please feel free to turn Chechnya into a smoldering parking lot.  We won't complain any more.

kthksbye
 
2013-04-19 09:52:17 AM

Infernalist: So, white nationalist patriots with a religious bent, with easy access to weapons and explosives.

Sounds like a Frankenstein creation of the 'perfect perp' with something for everyone to blame/hate on.


<.<  >.>  <.< oh. You're not one of those, are you?
 
2013-04-19 09:52:24 AM

Diego Armando: Chechens.....didn't the first bomb go off next to the Russian flag?


I had wondered if there was a particular flag they targeted. Will have to watch the video.
 
2013-04-19 09:52:30 AM
Damn that's some ass quality sound there.  For a second I thought the PD had activated their vocoders or something.
 
2013-04-19 09:52:38 AM

jso2897: Guy has been here since age five.


Therefore "second amendment solution".
 
2013-04-19 09:52:38 AM

tenpoundsofcheese: Where are all the farkers who were trying to weave the story that these people were Tea Party members?

Are they busily looking through pictures of Tea Party events to see if they can still make a connection?


Very few people here even tried to make that assertion, and you know it.  Take your thread-cr@p elsewhere.
 
2013-04-19 09:52:39 AM

yukichigai: Two people who say they can get in contact with the suspect.  This could be interesting or could be utter crap.


source?
 
2013-04-19 09:52:42 AM

Joe Peanut: bdub77: I don't want to scare anyone but...

[img.photobucket.com image 604x451]

[www.quotesworthrepeating.com image 200x275]

We'll need a bigger supply of bodybags.

[1.bp.blogspot.com image 590x392]


4 out of 5 terrorists prefer Hidden Valley ranch style dressing "Light".
 
2013-04-19 09:52:42 AM

dababler: Everyone is describing the brothers as super polite, good athletes, decent students, good people so....WHY THE fark DID THEY DO IT?!


Just as Russian cooking always means lots of vodka, Chechen cuisine involves liberal use of pressure cookers. Boiled chicken and cabbage will make anyone flip out.
 
2013-04-19 09:52:47 AM

funk_soul_bubby: Fox 25 now interviewing some chick who farked him...


Awesome!  More Fox-based slut shaming.
 
2013-04-19 09:52:48 AM

tenpoundsofcheese: Where are all the farkers who were trying to weave the story that these people were Tea Party members?

Are they busily looking through pictures of Tea Party events to see if they can still make a connection?


There are still a few holdouts who are trying to convince us that two dudes of Chehen descent are automatically tea party members.
 
2013-04-19 09:52:53 AM
Another package?

Has anyone figured that they maybe distractions?
 
2013-04-19 09:52:56 AM

Darth_Lukecash: Sean Collier was the 26 year old officer who died last night. He's was on the job for a year.

Students are organizing care packages for MIT officers


Goddamitsomuch.

/hope they include brownies
 
2013-04-19 09:52:56 AM

Flashman73: FWIW: from his vk.com page (http://vk.com/id160300242 ):

World View: Islam


Look at his gift options.  Sweet Jesus, that's awful.
 
2013-04-19 09:53:00 AM

neversubmit: al's hat: neversubmit: I'm bored with this, when is the next thing going to go boom?

When I go see your mom later...

She's dead so, have fun!


My condolences...I'm always a day late and a dollar short.
 
2013-04-19 09:53:02 AM
I've been waiting 6 hours to say this.  Holy Fark!

I've been following the threads of this event all day- finally prompted to create an acct after lurking for over a decade.
 
2013-04-19 09:53:14 AM

tenpoundsofcheese: Where are all the farkers who were trying to weave the story that these people were Tea Party members?

Are they busily looking through pictures of Tea Party events to see if they can still make a connection?


Tea Party....Russian Tea Room...you do the math, pal.
 
2013-04-19 09:53:15 AM

modesto: Lt. Cheese Weasel: Chris Matthews was rushed to a local hospital after learning that the suspects were not white guys.

Except they are white guys.


But not the white guys he was looking for...move along...move along.
 
2013-04-19 09:53:25 AM

Darth_Lukecash: Sean Collier was the 26 year old officer who died last night. He's was on the job for a year.

Students are organizing care packages for MIT officers


It was sad to hear this last night, hopefully his family can get the proper support. In the end, his involvement started this process that will hopefully result in the second guy's capture.
 
2013-04-19 09:53:30 AM
ZeroCorpse: ...These guys seem to have been  AMERICANS of Chechen descent...


What Chechen Descent might look like...

i.imgur.com
 
2013-04-19 09:53:34 AM
Grey Honda CRV, Mass tags 316 ES9. May be in CT.

/according to CNN, anyway
//probably a blue Hummer, with NV tags
 
2013-04-19 09:53:38 AM

tlars699: Infernalist: So, white nationalist patriots with a religious bent, with easy access to weapons and explosives.

Sounds like a Frankenstein creation of the 'perfect perp' with something for everyone to blame/hate on.

<.<  >.>  <.< oh. You're not one of those, are you?


Yes, it's true.  I'm a Carnie.
 
2013-04-19 09:53:42 AM
PD pinged his phone and narrowed his location down. Switched to a different radio channel
 
2013-04-19 09:53:43 AM
 
2013-04-19 09:53:52 AM
wombatsrus:

[www.shotpix.com image 478x275]

/Drool.
 
2013-04-19 09:53:57 AM

phaseolus: because of the number of right-wingers who've bombed federal buildings and shot up public places over the last couple decades?


Chris Dorner and Nadal Hassan would like a word with you.
 
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