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(ABC) NewsFlash The latest: Boston Marathon bombing suspects identified. One dead, manhunt for the second is underway, ALL OF BOSTON on lockdown   (abcnews.go.com) divider line 2731
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2013-04-19 09:41:39 AM  

HotWingConspiracy: Bungles: Current hilarious Freerepublic thread:


Czech ambassador to visit scene of plant explosion


Posted on  19/4/2013 14:20:52 byTheDon

The ambassador to the United States from Chechnya is visiting West, Texas, site of the recent explosion due to the many immigrants from Chechnya who live there.

(Excerpt) Read more at

wat


that is awkward. there are a lot of eastern bloc euros there. Best roadside kolaches ever!
 
2013-04-19 09:41:43 AM  

yukichigai: HOLY fark.

"I will kill all of you as you killed my brother."  Apparently he's posting online.


Well, there's your Inigo Montoya line
 
2013-04-19 09:41:44 AM  

Bit'O'Gristle: Lord_Dubu: MugzyBrown: Let's see, an armed terrorist held up, dangerous to arrest.

Why not just blow up the building with a hellfire missile.  I've been told this is a perfectly legal and approprate strategy when it happens in other countries.  I'm sure we'd all support it right now.

No. I want this guy extraordinarily renditioned.

/Agreed. I would rather see them drag his bullet riddled corpse out of the house and piss on it. Then let the EMT'S in to give him CPR. Well...at least the appearance of CPR. Not really do it.


I want him alive. I want to know why.
 
2013-04-19 09:41:44 AM  
That scanner down now too?
 
2013-04-19 09:41:46 AM  

3StratMan: duenor: bostonians, if you have a gun, get it now. Lock all doors and windows, make an armored corner of your safe room and hunker down with your family. Last i heard there was a possible 3rd suspect and he's going to be looking for shelter any way he can get it.

Wait...I though there was no reason for people to own guns any more. I thought the police are here to take care of us and we have nothing to worry about. If the guy comes knocking on anyone's door, they should just tell him "just a minute", and wait till the police get there to take care of them.


Don't shoot your neighbor. He's just doing a Don Draper.
 
2013-04-19 09:41:48 AM  
RELEVENT:

A neighbor of Tsarnaev's said he has been in the country at least since he was 7.

So can we please stop saying this is some sort of foreign attack? These guys seem to have been  AMERICANS of Chechen descent.

If we're going to go after these guys for their heritage, then we might as well go back to attacking all gingers for their connection to the IRA, and all people of English descent for their attachment to the attacks against the Colonies.
 
2013-04-19 09:41:55 AM  
Stream just tanked again.  Bahstan PD may be doing a big global yank.
 
2013-04-19 09:42:03 AM  

Lord_Dubu: MugzyBrown: Let's see, an armed terrorist held up, dangerous to arrest.

Why not just blow up the building with a hellfire missile.  I've been told this is a perfectly legal and approprate strategy when it happens in other countries.  I'm sure we'd all support it right now.

No. I want this guy extraordinarily renditioned.


While I can understand the motivation for these kind of feelings, it was exactly these kind of feelings that got this country into so much trouble after 9-11

/I hope to see him put on trial sitting in a glass box in downtown Boston.
 
2013-04-19 09:42:05 AM  

jso2897: Dancin_In_Anson: Chechens eh?

Playing out like a Tom Clancy novel.

No. White, American citizens.Religion, if any, unknown.


Not American citizens.
 
2013-04-19 09:42:15 AM  

yukichigai: thiefofdreams: danielem1: Boston PD are asking all not to tweet or post any information from their scanners.

The have asked that locations not be specifically used. I as well as others have kept up on updates. But out of respect I will no longer use addresses.

Yeah, I can keep addresses out of it.

I think they're mostly concerned with other things though, like the gal who tweeted pictures of the snipers on her shed.  Had that been the right house those snipers would have been pretty well farked.


They should go haul her in and sit on her for 24 hours or so, just as an object lesson that using Twitter to attention whore during police ops is not okay.  I mean, take all the pictures you want, but post them after this all over.
 
2013-04-19 09:42:16 AM  
alternate scanner is off air
 
2013-04-19 09:42:17 AM  

The_Warning: Elegy: office_despot: I can't help give a short laugh about all last night's FARK speculation as to the ethnicity of the perpetrators.  Chechen is literally as caucasian as you can get.

Yeah, but it's also about as Muslim as you can get, which is as non-white as you can get, leaving us with really white no -whites.

Amirite?

Ethnicity and Religion - they're not the same thing you know.


Indeed.  There are also Orthodox Chechens.

But that comment about Muslim being "non-white" proves that race is constructed and not biological, a point that many on FARK have argued about before.
 
2013-04-19 09:42:19 AM  

vygramul: DamnYankees: Smgth: DamnYankees: Dude on CNN right now knows the suspect.

Good lookin out, thanks for the heads up. I had switched to MSNBC 4 hours ago.

I usually watch MSNBC but I loathe Morning Joe.

Joe isn't hosting, so it's good.


My god. How embarrassing for both of you if you got caught listening to non liberal news opinions. Thank god morning joe isn't on
 
2013-04-19 09:42:24 AM  

neversubmit: and now we agree on something it's clearly the end times


Happens to everyone sooner or later...Don't fret. It's a good thing. ;)
 
2013-04-19 09:42:25 AM  

WhyteRaven74: MyRandomName: One is 26, would have arrived here at 16. Keep your hopes up though

Also it appears the family moved around a good deal, and given the family wanted to GTFO of chechnya when shiat was hitting the fan, it does not speak to a family that really wants anything to do with anything particularly messy. Oh sure they may not like the Russians, but so what, Estonians, Latvians, Lithuanians, Ukrainians etc don't care for Russians either. And given that both uncles have dissed the older brother, and one uncle dissed both brothers, yeah this seems something far simpler than any sort of political/religious/whatever cause.


Any links on this?
 
2013-04-19 09:42:28 AM  

Grand_Moff_Joseph: Cybernetic: Just came over the police scanner:

"He is posting online, 'I will kill all of you as you killed my brother.'"

WHAT THE FARK?!?!  HE'S ON THE SCANNER???


No, that's from what seems to be a fake Twitter account. There's one upthread recently that might be real (and really boring).
 
2013-04-19 09:42:29 AM  

namegoeshere: ckayser: Been here since the 3rd page of the first thread.Became a member.Outlasted the 6 hour hold for Boobies.3 10 cup pots of coffee and 2.5 packs of smokes.Survived the raccoon massacre of 2013Returned from the Farking of Fark.Earned an Epic Badge! HA (How do I put it in my profile?)I have been up since 7 am 4/18.Thank GOSH I don't work today.
I need a link to the scanner as I had to Refresh my computer while Fark was farking and lost it.
Thank you.

Scanners all down


Oh my a few typos in there. I am tired. I meant Noobies not...
 
2013-04-19 09:42:40 AM  

TrainingWheelsNeeded: HotWingConspiracy: Bungles: Current hilarious Freerepublic thread:


Czech ambassador to visit scene of plant explosion


Posted on  19/4/2013 14:20:52 byTheDon

The ambassador to the United States from Chechnya is visiting West, Texas, site of the recent explosion due to the many immigrants from Chechnya who live there.

(Excerpt) Read more at

wat

that is awkward. there are a lot of eastern bloc euros there. Best roadside kolaches ever!


They take away our kolaches, and there will be hell to pay.

/two rancheros and a polish hot to go
//with a coffee
 
2013-04-19 09:42:45 AM  
the Ustream feed just died on me.
 
2013-04-19 09:42:49 AM  
Cam just went off the air of the only feed we found. Wonder if they(feds) had a hand in that as well?

Not a conspiracy nutter, just curious.
 
2013-04-19 09:42:53 AM  

InmanRoshi: dittybopper: zerkalo: farking chechens

Wait:  I was under the impression that it was right wing domestic terrorism.  I mean, based on the speculation on new shows and on a lot of people on Fark, I thought it was the next Timothy McVeigh.

No, that was the guy mailing Ricin to Senators.


Heh, you know it's a bad week when the GOOD news is the Elvis impersonator trying to kill the President and a senator...
 
2013-04-19 09:42:54 AM  
Ustream scanner dead now.
 
2013-04-19 09:43:00 AM  

Biological Ali: And what exactly distinguishes "hopeful speculating" from regular "speculating"? Is there any way to actually tell the difference based on what the person says?


To the first part, I already covered that. To the second part, yes, there is. I'm sure you can figure out context and syntax on your own.

If you can't, just imagine how you felt about anyone that said "I bet it's Muslims".
 
2013-04-19 09:43:06 AM  

doglover: GiantRex: Galileo's Daughter: Suspect claims to have "Internet intelligence".  Did 4chan turn to the dark side?

4chan is chaotic neutral. They're as dark as they are light.

They're like Deadpool

[images1.wikia.nocookie.net image 425x666]


As is evident by the activity on /beaarthur/.
 
2013-04-19 09:43:09 AM  
shutdown stream
 
2013-04-19 09:43:41 AM  
Turned on Pandora, first song that came up:

The Clash - I Fought The Law

I couldn't help but laugh, that's funny right there.
 
2013-04-19 09:43:43 AM  
Ustream back.  And so am I.
 
2013-04-19 09:43:43 AM  
alternate scanner appears to be back. with no picture
 
2013-04-19 09:43:55 AM  
More accomplices? Oh dear...this could be asleeper cell.
 
2013-04-19 09:43:55 AM  

Mike Chewbacca: Whoah! I will kill all you as you killed my brother!


You dirty rats!
 
2013-04-19 09:44:04 AM  

Ctrl-Alt-Del: It is a right-wing nut job.


We get it, you "know".
 
2013-04-19 09:44:04 AM  
One ironic (and ludicrous) result of all this will be that it will no longer be politically correct to portray Chechens as terrorists in movies or television shows.
 
2013-04-19 09:44:06 AM  
It's back
 
2013-04-19 09:44:06 AM  
Police scanner seems to be coming back up.  Just a hiccup.  No video yet, just audio.  Guy might be trying to make himself more anonymous.
 
2013-04-19 09:44:07 AM  

Mike Chewbacca: Fissile: Two of my uncles were communists. One uncle served in the US Army during WWII. My father's uncle was a Nazi. Mixed bag, but nice try.

Um....


And I thought MY Thanksgiving dinners were awkward family gatherings.
 
2013-04-19 09:44:10 AM  
Does anyone really believe that some dude with a bomb strapped to his chest sitting in a cellar is any more dangerous because of some twitter feed?
 
2013-04-19 09:44:11 AM  

3StratMan: duenor: bostonians, if you have a gun, get it now. Lock all doors and windows, make an armored corner of your safe room and hunker down with your family. Last i heard there was a possible 3rd suspect and he's going to be looking for shelter any way he can get it.

Wait...I though there was no reason for people to own guns any more. I thought the police are here to take care of us and we have nothing to worry about. If the guy comes knocking on anyone's door, they should just tell him "just a minute", and wait till the police get there to take care of them.


I bet you spend a lot of time arguing with empty chairs.
 
2013-04-19 09:44:13 AM  

3StratMan: duenor: bostonians, if you have a gun, get it now. Lock all doors and windows, make an armored corner of your safe room and hunker down with your family. Last i heard there was a possible 3rd suspect and he's going to be looking for shelter any way he can get it.

Wait...I though there was no reason for people to own guns any more. I thought the police are here to take care of us and we have nothing to worry about. If the guy comes knocking on anyone's door, they should just tell him "just a minute", and wait till the police get there to take care of them.


The ramblings of a stranger on the internet has convinced me too.
 
2013-04-19 09:44:17 AM  

MythDragon: thisiszombocom: from twitter, when the polie/army was surrounding the suspects's house:  http://twitter.com/shawna_england/status/325188104912785408

way to give away the police's position
[pbs.twimg.com image 600x600]

*opens window*
"Hey you two assholes! Get off my damn shed"


25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-04-19 09:44:26 AM  
Just reported that Niagara Falls NY police pulled over a car with Mass. plates that have Russian National in it.
 
2013-04-19 09:44:40 AM  
Fox 25 now interviewing some chick who farked him...
 
2013-04-19 09:44:42 AM  

Dancin_In_Anson: neversubmit: and now we agree on something it's clearly the end times

Happens to everyone sooner or later...Don't fret. It's a good thing. ;)


Well I guess it had to end sometime, meh.
 
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2013-04-19 09:44:45 AM  

eddievercetti: More accomplices? Oh dear...this could be asleeper cell.


Tom Clancy is on the next flight!
 
2013-04-19 09:44:49 AM  
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
 
2013-04-19 09:44:51 AM  
Winterlight, thanks for the TF! WOOT!
 
2013-04-19 09:44:55 AM  

djh0101010: I really, REALLY don't think it's smart that CNN is showing the positions of the police around the scene.


CNN doing something retarded? YOU DON'T SAY.
 
2013-04-19 09:45:11 AM  

pseudoscience: Any links on this?


someone posted a link to the older brother's boxing page and it mentioned the parents fleeing early on, at least I think it was that page. Lemme see if I can find the link or perhaps someone else will have it.
 
2013-04-19 09:45:13 AM  
Police were "going door by door, street by street, in and around Watertown.

How long before some conspiracy nutjob starts shopping the "the police made this up so they can find all of the grow houses in the Boston area" theory around?

(On the other hand, they're probably making note of any they find.)
 
2013-04-19 09:45:14 AM  

hinten: Does anyone really believe that some dude with a bomb strapped to his chest sitting in a cellar is any more dangerous because of some twitter feed?


Depends on if his smart phone has a signal or not.
 
2013-04-19 09:45:18 AM  
seems they think the 3 suspect (an accomplice) got on an Amtrak train to Conn,
 
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