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(ABC) NewsFlash The latest: Boston Marathon bombing suspects identified. One dead, manhunt for the second is underway, ALL OF BOSTON on lockdown   (abcnews.go.com) divider line 2731
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2013-04-19 09:37:24 AM
well, they are inarguably caucasian, so I guess anyone assuming that they were white is technically correct.
 
2013-04-19 09:37:24 AM

eddievercetti: How much money is being lost over the lockdown?


everything is closed. except for dunkin donuts, apparently. farking bostonians LOVE their dunkin donuts.
 
2013-04-19 09:37:28 AM

Bungles: Current hilarious Freerepublic thread:


Czech ambassador to visit scene of plant explosion


Posted on  19/4/2013 14:20:52 byTheDon

The ambassador to the United States from Chechnya is visiting West, Texas, site of the recent explosion due to the many immigrants from Chechnya who live there.

(Excerpt) Read more at


"This thread has been pulled. "

PLEASE tell me you have a cached copy you can share somewhere.
 
2013-04-19 09:37:39 AM

GungFu: ACunningPlan: GungFu: ACunningPlan: One of the most interesting insights into Tamerlan's personality so far comes from a photo album, titled "Will Box For Passport," that photographer Johannes Hirn took of the slain suspect. Tamerlan was apparently a boxer who hoped to gain citizenship by being selected for the U.S. Olympic team: "Unless his native Chechnya becomes independent, Tamerlan says he would rather compete for the United States than for Russia," Hirn wrote.
Other captions paint Tamerlan as a devoted Muslim. "I'm very religious," he says at one point, noting that he does not smoke or drink alchol. "There are no values anymore," he says, worrying that "people can't control themselves."
Tamerlan also appears isolated and bewildered by American life. "I don't have a single American friend," he laments, despite living in the United States for five years. "I don't understand them."

Maybe this is why he targeted a sporting event; and maybe being a devout Muslim had nothing to do with this?


Huh?

He wanted to gain US citizenship by being selected for the US Olympic team: maybe that's why he bombed an international sporting event?  Radicalized Muslim is a theory, but let's face it - given his background, this bloke's political beef should be with Russia [not the US] - why not hit Russian targets [embassies, Russian emigres homes etc, etc.] within the US.

It was just a thought & perhaps not a smart one:)

Ahh, yeah...you've given it more thought than I have, to be honest. I still don't get the thinking though. I've only considered that it was a large public event and would in likelihood be reported on globally if their plan succeeded. His boxing, sporting background a coincidence.

Still confused as to why they never had some manifesto prepared. I thought some reddit nerd would have found a Youtube posting or something by now.


Me too.
 
2013-04-19 09:37:40 AM

Cybernetic: Coiled Hot 1: dittybopper: zerkalo: farking chechens

Wait:  I was under the impression that it was right wing domestic terrorism.  I mean, based on the speculation on new shows and on a lot of people on Fark, I thought it was the next Timothy McVeigh.

This...A lot of crow shall be eaten today.

No it won't. At least not publicly. They'll just save up whatever bile they have left and use it the next time an opportunity presents itself.


Awww, shall I fetch your fainting couch?
 
2013-04-19 09:37:43 AM
Kitzenberg said he saw the firefight end when Tamerlan Tsarnaev ran toward the officers and ultimately fell to the ground.

Tamerlan- the man in the black hat from FBI photos released six hours earlier - had an improvised explosive device strapped to his chest, law enforcement officials said.


/Sounds like old party dude Tamerlan was going for the full retard banzai suicide charge at the officers when he got his stupid ass riddled. Good riddance. Obama should throw his ass in the ocean like they did Osama after they killed him. And film it. Would up his job rating.
 
2013-04-19 09:37:44 AM
Okay. I'm out. Have a good night/morning. Everyone be safe. I suspect this will be resolved when I wake up.
 
2013-04-19 09:37:46 AM

new: http://www.ustream.tv/channel/ma-rt-9-window-cam
still working scanner


Thank you.
 
2013-04-19 09:37:46 AM
Well they're back to searching for stuff.
 
2013-04-19 09:37:47 AM

MugzyBrown: Let's see, an armed terrorist held up, dangerous to arrest.

Why not just blow up the building with a hellfire missile.  I've been told this is a perfectly legal and approprate strategy when it happens in other countries.  I'm sure we'd all support it right now.


No. I want this guy extraordinarily renditioned.
 
2013-04-19 09:37:53 AM

Pichu0102: HotWingConspiracy: Pichu0102: So what's the chances of retaliation attacks against Muslim Americans because of this guy?

That started immediately after the bombing.

Any fatalities in those attacks?


Not that I'm aware of.
 
2013-04-19 09:37:55 AM
Have a Cambridge scanner feed going on iPhone. It sounds like they may have him but waiting to hear confirmation.
 
2013-04-19 09:38:01 AM

Pichu0102: So what's the chances of retaliation attacks against Muslim Americans because of this guy?


Let's hope not.
 
2013-04-19 09:38:14 AM

Cletus C.: Pichu0102: So what's the chances of retaliation attacks against Muslim Americans because of this guy?

Zero? Call me a dreamer.


I would not want a Russian accent after this.
 
2013-04-19 09:38:15 AM

thiefofdreams: danielem1: Boston PD are asking all not to tweet or post any information from their scanners.

The have asked that locations not be specifically used. I as well as others have kept up on updates. But out of respect I will no longer use addresses.


Agreed.
 
2013-04-19 09:38:19 AM

Imperialism: Real Twitter account?

https://twitter.com/Dzhokhar_


Seems legit.
 
d23 [TotalFark]
2013-04-19 09:38:24 AM

heap: scanner update: 'disregaahd' repeated frequently.

also suspicious boxes.


encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com

They're at WAAA
 
2013-04-19 09:38:27 AM

LessO2: After this, the next version of Grand Theft Auto is gonna be AWESOME!


After waking up and reading through most of what has happened that was my first thought. This is GTA being played out in real life. He's up to 5 star alert.
 
2013-04-19 09:38:31 AM

Shryke: Kittypie070: Shryke: There must several dozen Fark Lefties in hysterics this morning. Aw.

wha

I am perfectly calm in fact been falling asleep for the last hour.

cry moar

Not you. Just a bunch of em in the original Boston thread insisting or praying this was a right wing nut job, etc.


It is a right-wing nut job.
 
2013-04-19 09:38:47 AM
Maud Dib:
Awww, shall I fetch your fainting couch?

i must be going crosseyed - i read that as 'feltch your taint, grouch'

i like my version better.
 
2013-04-19 09:38:53 AM
From his real Twitter feed seems like a "normal" dude who loves soccer

https://twitter.com/Dzhokhar_
 
2013-04-19 09:38:56 AM

thiefofdreams: danielem1: Boston PD are asking all not to tweet or post any information from their scanners.

The have asked that locations not be specifically used. I as well as others have kept up on updates. But out of respect I will no longer use addresses.


Yeah, I can keep addresses out of it.

I think they're mostly concerned with other things though, like the gal who tweeted pictures of the snipers on her shed.  Had that been the right house those snipers would have been pretty well farked.
 
2013-04-19 09:38:59 AM

epocalypse: technically correct.


the best kind of correct
 
2013-04-19 09:39:08 AM

nekom: Likely to backfire on them, though. Next time Russia sends some tanks into Chechnya, do you really think the U.S. is going to protest?


NEXT time? Russian tanks are there for 15 years or so
 
2013-04-19 09:39:16 AM

GiantRex: Galileo's Daughter: Suspect claims to have "Internet intelligence".  Did 4chan turn to the dark side?

4chan is chaotic neutral. They're as dark as they are light.


They're like Deadpool

images1.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2013-04-19 09:39:21 AM
Fox is showing some house with cops everywhere in MD. They think it is the uncle's house.
 
2013-04-19 09:39:24 AM

Peki: namegoeshere: wolfzr2: All scanner feeds are down for me now.

Could they (police) have crashed them on purpose? Is that possible?

Considering we were still posting addresses after they'd asked the media not to?

I wouldn't be surprised.


Makes so much sense. They almost certainly located him right after he started posting online. We probably won't hear anything until it's over.
 
2013-04-19 09:39:25 AM

Ctrl-Alt-Del: It is a right-wing nut job.


keep telling yourself that
 
2013-04-19 09:39:28 AM

Uranus Megahertz: Have a Cambridge scanner feed going on iPhone. It sounds like they may have him but waiting to hear confirmation.


and they confirm it's not.
 
2013-04-19 09:39:33 AM
I guess if any good came of this thread it was the spentmiles wrestling story but I kind of what this farker alive, even if just for a day or two, to see what he might have to say. Looks he is about to be burned down.
 
2013-04-19 09:39:37 AM

Earguy: Just wondering if InfoWars New York Post is still going with the cover-up/conspiracy idea, that the FBI suspects are not the real guys, and the two guys they identified via reddit and 4chan are the real guys.


I have corrected your error.

/InfoWars will link this to the ricin mailer.
 
2013-04-19 09:39:40 AM
Time Square "bombing"?

It didn't happen but it's connected?
 
2013-04-19 09:39:40 AM

Bungles: Current hilarious Freerepublic thread:


Czech ambassador to visit scene of plant explosion


Posted on  19/4/2013 14:20:52 byTheDon

The ambassador to the United States from Chechnya is visiting West, Texas, site of the recent explosion due to the many immigrants from Chechnya who live there.

(Excerpt) Read more at


Dammit... they may have pulled that one... can't find it
/I'm in the Czech Republic and would really get a kick....
 
2013-04-19 09:39:44 AM

Frowzy: Live scanner feed:

http://www.ustream.tv/channel/ma-rt-9-window-cam


Thank you, sir.
4chan is seemingly aware of that as well. Heh.
 
2013-04-19 09:39:51 AM

magores: Dzhokar sounds a little like Joker.


Why so terrorist?
 
2013-04-19 09:39:53 AM

Maud Dib: Awww, shall I fetch your fainting couch?


Hey, you were one of them, if I recall correctly (may be wrong). How you feeling this morning?
 
2013-04-19 09:39:57 AM
I don't want to scare anyone but...

img.photobucket.com

www.quotesworthrepeating.com
 
2013-04-19 09:39:59 AM

Lord_Dubu: MugzyBrown: Let's see, an armed terrorist held up, dangerous to arrest.

Why not just blow up the building with a hellfire missile.  I've been told this is a perfectly legal and approprate strategy when it happens in other countries.  I'm sure we'd all support it right now.

No. I want this guy extraordinarily renditioned.


/Agreed. I would rather see them drag his bullet riddled corpse out of the house and piss on it. Then let the EMT'S in to give him CPR. Well...at least the appearance of CPR. Not really do it.
 
2013-04-19 09:40:06 AM

epocalypse: well, they are inarguably caucasian, so I guess anyone assuming that they were white is technically correct.


Concurs:

theinfosphere.org
 
2013-04-19 09:40:12 AM

modesto: Lt. Cheese Weasel: Chris Matthews was rushed to a local hospital after learning that the suspects were not white guys.

Except they are white guys.


white to ltcheesehead means WASP
 
2013-04-19 09:40:20 AM

duenor: bostonians, if you have a gun, get it now. Lock all doors and windows, make an armored corner of your safe room and hunker down with your family. Last i heard there was a possible 3rd suspect and he's going to be looking for shelter any way he can get it.


Wait...I though there was no reason for people to own guns any more. I thought the police are here to take care of us and we have nothing to worry about. If the guy comes knocking on anyone's door, they should just tell him "just a minute", and wait till the police get there to take care of them.
 
2013-04-19 09:40:35 AM

Cybernetic: Just came over the police scanner:

"He is posting online, 'I will kill all of you as you killed my brother.'"


WHAT THE FARK?!?!  HE'S ON THE SCANNER???
 
2013-04-19 09:40:48 AM

Dancin_In_Anson: Chechens eh?

Playing out like a Tom Clancy novel.


No. White, American citizens.Religion, if any, unknown.
 
2013-04-19 09:41:05 AM
ACunningPlan:
Still confused as to why they never had some manifesto prepared. I thought some reddit nerd would have found a Youtube posting or something by now.

Me too.


Maybe that means they were just crazy jerkasses out to kill because mommy didn't love them enough and guys in the locker room laughed at their tiny genitalia...
 
2013-04-19 09:41:22 AM

GoldSpider: Sorry Fark, I guess the grand teabagger roundup you had planned will have to wait.



*puts down pitchfork and torch*

Awwww..
 
2013-04-19 09:41:27 AM

Grand_Moff_Joseph: Cybernetic: Just came over the police scanner:

"He is posting online, 'I will kill all of you as you killed my brother.'"

WHAT THE FARK?!?!  HE'S ON THE SCANNER???


THE CHECHEN IS COMING FROM INSIDE THE DISPATCH OFFICE.
 
2013-04-19 09:41:30 AM

Ctrl-Alt-Del: It is a right-wing nut job.


I am guessing you lump everyone you don't like in to that category. Sorry mate.
 
2013-04-19 09:41:34 AM

Uranus Is Huge!: Most of all, I'd like to thank Fark's resident, right-wing, gun nut, self-persecuted martyrs who are doing their best to derail this thread into a whiny, partisan, gun-rights debate. Way to keep your eye on the ball.


Indeed- the bill to promote it already failed to pass wherever it was supposed to. Fark has a different link about how AnheiserBusch heir stepped away from NRA because of it.

If you're going to whinge about how your rights are being taken away, give up. You won.
 
2013-04-19 09:41:38 AM

HeathenHealer: LessO2: After this, the next version of Grand Theft Auto is gonna be AWESOME!

After waking up and reading through most of what has happened that was my first thought. This is GTA being played out in real life. He's up to 5 star alert.


Sounds more like the last version, with cousin Niko and Roman.
 
2013-04-19 09:41:38 AM
Reports that officials have pulled over Russian nationals in Niagara Falls with suspicious backpacks?

What the hell is our beef with these guys?
 
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