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(ABC) NewsFlash The latest: Boston Marathon bombing suspects identified. One dead, manhunt for the second is underway, ALL OF BOSTON on lockdown   (abcnews.go.com) divider line 2731
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2013-04-19 09:32:05 AM
Let's see, an armed terrorist held up, dangerous to arrest.

Why not just blow up the building with a hellfire missile.  I've been told this is a perfectly legal and approprate strategy when it happens in other countries.  I'm sure we'd all support it right now.
 
2013-04-19 09:32:08 AM
So what's the chances of retaliation attacks against Muslim Americans because of this guy?
 
2013-04-19 09:32:09 AM

Galileo's Daughter: Suspect claims to have "Internet intelligence".  Did 4chan turn to the dark side?


Turn?
 
2013-04-19 09:32:16 AM
Don Lemmon just reported Joker smoked pot.  You KNOW that will be a BIG deal.

/ "If you use marijuana you will become a terrorist" -- Anti-drug commercial of the near future
 
2013-04-19 09:32:16 AM

Theory Of Null: Here is a live RT feed with nobody talking.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZGi1gWZjlOc

Can't see the house though.


I wish they were all ambient like that. Well done.
 
2013-04-19 09:32:23 AM
Real Twitter account?

https://twitter.com/Dzhokhar_
 
2013-04-19 09:32:29 AM
Oh noes my pc wants to restart!!
 
2013-04-19 09:32:49 AM

Sasquatchuan: http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/6254/web 

I'm still hearing chatter on this link.  It says feed offline and listeners: 0 though.


I'm seeing "Feed Status: Offline."
 
2013-04-19 09:32:53 AM
hmm jus gonna blame spentmiles again fr scanners p00ping har
 
2013-04-19 09:32:59 AM
I got a scan feed, but I won't post addys, only events.
 
2013-04-19 09:33:03 AM

Ham Sandvich: My ignore list is getting very thick and for that I am grateful.


Ignore is for the weak.
 
2013-04-19 09:33:17 AM
I really, REALLY don't think it's smart that CNN is showing the positions of the police around the scene.
 
2013-04-19 09:33:32 AM

new: http://www.ustream.tv/channel/ma-rt-9-window-cam
still working scanner


Thank you.  Even come with a built-in feed name display.

Orgasmatron138: Not surprised the scanners went dead.  This guy just needs an internet feed and he can see and hear exactly what's happening while the experts on TV describe in detail how the SWAT will attack.  That's going to cost some lives at some point.


Cops have encryption of they want to use it.  They don't need to pull things.
 
2013-04-19 09:33:38 AM

Theaetetus: http://www.ustream.tv/channel/ma-rt-9-window-cam


And I thank you.
 
2013-04-19 09:33:41 AM

common sense is an oxymoron: Sasquatchuan: http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/6254/web 

I'm still hearing chatter on this link.  It says feed offline and listeners: 0 though.

I'm seeing "Feed Status: Offline."


Me, too.
 
2013-04-19 09:33:46 AM

megalynn44: Dimensio: As the city is on lockdown,

I have to say, it's hard to comprehend an entire city on lockdown.


Actually it's quite simple. You wake up, you check the news, and you realize that there has been a shooting down the street, that a guy with a suicide vest who was living half a mile from you is running around town, and that the entire state apparatus is telling you to STAY THE FARK HOME.

Plus, you get a couple emails telling you that the university is closed, the hospital is closed (med school researcher) and that events you wanted to attend are cancelled anyway.

So you stay home, have some tea, and enjoy the eerie scene of a silent Massachusetts Avenue.

/ Green, with mint
// Mint extract that is - can't grow real mint in this god-forsaken place
 
2013-04-19 09:34:00 AM

Bungles: Czech ambassador to visit scene of plant explosion


Posted on 19/4/2013 14:20:52 byTheDon

The ambassador to the United States from Chechnya is visiting West, Texas, site of the recent explosion due to the many immigrants from Chechnya who live there.

(Excerpt) Read more at


bwahahahahahahahahahahahahah
 
2013-04-19 09:34:02 AM

Galileo's Daughter: Suspect claims to have "Internet intelligence".  Did 4chan turn to the dark side?


4chan is chaotic neutral. They're as dark as they are light.
 
2013-04-19 09:34:04 AM

Pichu0102: So what's the chances of retaliation attacks against Muslim Americans because of this guy?


Zero? Call me a dreamer.
 
2013-04-19 09:34:05 AM

You'd turn it off when I was halfway across: Fissile: ...

Dear moran.  You lived there for two years?  Boy, I guess you know everything about Eastern Europe.   MY FAMILY CAME TO THE US FROM EASTERN EUROPE AS REFUGEES AFTER WWII.  I've forget more about people like this then you're ever going to know.   THE US WAS PRO CHECHEN AND ENCOURAGED THE CHECHENS TO ATTACK RUSSIA.

Karma is a biatch, ain't it?

So, you're not the first Nazi in your family?

Nice to know, but why you think that makes you an expert on Chechens I have no idea.


===================

Two of my uncles were communists.   One uncle served in the US Army during WWII.  My father's uncle was a Nazi.  Mixed bag, but nice try.
 
2013-04-19 09:34:08 AM

Pichu0102: So what's the chances of retaliation attacks against Muslim Americans because of this guy?


That started immediately after the bombing.
 
2013-04-19 09:34:17 AM

MugzyBrown: Let's see, an armed terrorist held up, dangerous to arrest.

Why not just blow up the building with a hellfire missile.  I've been told this is a perfectly legal and approprate strategy when it happens in other countries.  I'm sure we'd all support it right now.


Other countries?
a.abcnews.com
 
2013-04-19 09:34:18 AM
How much money is being lost over the lockdown?
 
2013-04-19 09:34:21 AM
Well, I hope whoever does kill this guy is a poor shot.  Make him suffer a little bit.
 
2013-04-19 09:34:22 AM

djh0101010: I really, REALLY don't think it's smart that CNN is showing the positions of the police around the scene.


I would be surprised if CNN did anything smart
 
2013-04-19 09:34:22 AM
A google earth car just drove past the action. That is gonna be awesome.
 
2013-04-19 09:34:24 AM
Most of all, I'd like to thank Fark's resident, right-wing, gun nut, self-persecuted martyrs who are doing their best to derail this thread into a whiny, partisan, gun-rights debate. Way to keep your eye on the ball.
 
2013-04-19 09:34:27 AM

djh0101010: I really, REALLY don't think it's smart that CNN is showing the positions of the police around the scene.


They must have hired Geraldo.
 
2013-04-19 09:34:32 AM

thiefofdreams: I wonder if the Feds pulled the feed.


That seems likely.
 
2013-04-19 09:34:37 AM

Lt. Cheese Weasel: Chris Matthews was rushed to a local hospital after learning that the suspects were not white guys.


Except they are white guys.
 
2013-04-19 09:34:40 AM

Glenford: hinten: DarnoKonrad: Haliburton Cummings: KIDS KIDS< GO TO THE POLITICS THREAD WITH YOUR DRIVEL AND LET THE ADULTS RUBBERNECK IN PEACE OK

Nothing says grown up like bold text in all caps

I think we should just shut down Fark for the day. So unprofessional.

WTF am I supposed to do all day? Work?


THIS!!!

i am leaving early only to go visit friends in Chicago but please continue wasting my 4 hrs at work
 
2013-04-19 09:34:58 AM
Boston PD are asking all not to tweet or post any information from their scanners.
 
2013-04-19 09:35:02 AM

Mike Chewbacca: common sense is an oxymoron: Sasquatchuan: http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/6254/web 

I'm still hearing chatter on this link.  It says feed offline and listeners: 0 though.

I'm seeing "Feed Status: Offline."

Me, too.


http://www.ustream.tv/channel/ma-rt-9-window-cam
this one is working, but you have to turn it up louder than the others.
 
2013-04-19 09:35:14 AM
"Excuse me, sir! Can you direct us to the naval base in Alameda? It's where they keep the nuclear wessels."
 
2013-04-19 09:35:14 AM

Olympus Mons: I hope they knee cap this guy, shoot off his nuts...but keep him alive to see if anyone else is involved. Enough of this bull shiat


Pair of pliers and a god damned blowtorch on the motherfarker

www.anotherwineblog.com
 
2013-04-19 09:35:17 AM
After this, the next version of Grand Theft Auto is gonna be AWESOME!
 
2013-04-19 09:35:21 AM

Fissile: Two of my uncles were communists. One uncle served in the US Army during WWII. My father's uncle was a Nazi. Mixed bag, but nice try.


Um....
 
2013-04-19 09:35:23 AM

HotWingConspiracy: Pichu0102: So what's the chances of retaliation attacks against Muslim Americans because of this guy?

That started immediately after the bombing.


Any fatalities in those attacks?
 
2013-04-19 09:35:35 AM
scanner update: 'disregaahd' repeated frequently.

also suspicious boxes.
 
2013-04-19 09:35:48 AM
My eyes are bloodshot, I'm sleepy and disheveled at work. I blame it all on you farkers for keeping me so well informed last night.

/fark mobile needs a "go to page #" feature
 
2013-04-19 09:35:59 AM

thiefofdreams: Mike Chewbacca: common sense is an oxymoron: Sasquatchuan: http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/6254/web

I'm still hearing chatter on this link.  It says feed offline and listeners: 0 though.

I'm seeing "Feed Status: Offline."

Me, too.

http://www.ustream.tv/channel/ma-rt-9-window-cam
this one is working, but you have to turn it up louder than the others.


Yeah, that one's working.
 
2013-04-19 09:36:06 AM

Bungles: Current hilarious Freerepublic thread:


Czech ambassador to visit scene of plant explosion


Posted on  19/4/2013 14:20:52 byTheDon

The ambassador to the United States from Chechnya is visiting West, Texas, site of the recent explosion due to the many immigrants from Chechnya who live there.

(Excerpt) Read more at


Well, both start with CH, like Switzerland, you know?
 
2013-04-19 09:36:10 AM

new: http://www.ustream.tv/channel/ma-rt-9-window-cam
still working scanner


TY
 
2013-04-19 09:36:14 AM
Just wondering if InfoWars is still going with the cover-up/conspiracy idea, that the FBI suspects are not the real guys, and the two guys they identified via reddit and 4chan are the real guys.
 
2013-04-19 09:36:21 AM

magores: FrancoFile: thisiszombocom: i blame putin.

THANKS PUTIN

Dzhokar is a pretty common name in the 'stans.

Dzhokar sounds a little like Joker.

There were two of them, so Two Faces, so to speak?

Noone knows why they did it.  It's a conundrum, a Riddle.

I'm sensing a pattern.


CrazyCurt: Don Lemmon just reported Joker smoked pot.  You KNOW that will be a BIG deal.

/ "If you use marijuana you will become a terrorist" -- Anti-drug commercial of the near future


He's a joker...he's a smoker...he's a midnight toker...and he's DEFINITELY on the ruuuuuuuunnnnn...
 
2013-04-19 09:36:30 AM

s2s2s2: Biological Ali: s2s2s2: bugontherug: Everyone was speculating

I saw a lot of hopeful speculating that they were white. I heard very little speculating, otherwise. Anyone I did see speculating non-white wasn't doing it hopefully.

To be fair, I watched no cable news, and only skimmed the threads. It was just much easier to find "white hope" in these threads.

Define "hopeful speculating".

Speculation that is born from a specific hope of outcome.


And what exactly distinguishes "hopeful speculating" from regular "speculating"? Is there any way to actually tell the difference based on what the person says?
 
2013-04-19 09:36:41 AM

danielem1: Boston PD are asking all not to tweet or post any information from their scanners.


Apparently they're not Farkers.
 
2013-04-19 09:36:43 AM

danielem1: Boston PD are asking all not to tweet or post any information from their scanners.


The have asked that locations not be specifically used. I as well as others have kept up on updates. But out of respect I will no longer use addresses.
 
2013-04-19 09:36:50 AM

thisiszombocom: from twitter, when the polie/army was surrounding the suspects's house:  http://twitter.com/shawna_england/status/325188104912785408

way to give away the police's position
[pbs.twimg.com image 600x600]


*opens window*
"Hey you two assholes! Get off my damn shed!"
 
2013-04-19 09:37:05 AM

Dancin_In_Anson: Ham Sandvich: My ignore list is getting very thick and for that I am grateful.

Ignore is for the weak.


and now we agree on something it's clearly the end times
 
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