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(ABC) NewsFlash The latest: Boston Marathon bombing suspects identified. One dead, manhunt for the second is underway, ALL OF BOSTON on lockdown   (abcnews.go.com) divider line 2731
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2013-04-19 09:24:11 AM  

Walker: FOX news bimbo just pronounced his name as "Joe Car"


upload.wikimedia.org
"Fools"
 
2013-04-19 09:24:12 AM  

Shyla: Great, now we have a whole NEW host of people jacking it to this thread!

/The new ones will be a lot less creepy at least...

Life is short, have at it. Maybe if there was more jacking there would be less of this crap going on.


People sitting at home jacking it aren't outside blowing up/shooting/hurting strangers.

/But ppl who jerk it to thread of cop killing worry me...
 
2013-04-19 09:24:22 AM  
Is Chechen the other brown meat?
 
2013-04-19 09:24:23 AM  
Is the Juice on the loose again?
 
2013-04-19 09:24:24 AM  
Scanner stream gone dark.
 
2013-04-19 09:24:30 AM  

FC Exile: Scanner died.


Mine, too.
 
2013-04-19 09:24:33 AM  

SubBass49: You killed my


SubBass49: thiefofdreams: Shyla: Theaetetus: luxup: Radio just said Guy is 'forcing their line posting online' and saying 'You killed my brother'

FTFY

That is from a paradoy Twitter account. https://twitter.com/Dzhokhar_A

Parody implies humor. This asshole has farked up police procedures. Another asshat on the internet that can't wait for this to be over to do dumb shiat.

It is not funny, nor humorous, just sick.

THIS x 1,000

Time for people to shut the fark up and let the big boys take care of business.


Not sure what this is about.  I posted what I heard a cop say over the police scanner, not what some bs twitter feed says.  When a cop at a standoff is saying over the scanner something about the suspect saying 'you killed my brother' that's fair game isn't it?
 
2013-04-19 09:24:34 AM  
Scanner died for me too. I think shiat is going down.
 
2013-04-19 09:24:35 AM  
Aaaand...my scanner feed just went belly-up.
 
2013-04-19 09:24:39 AM  

spentmiles: Woah, I recognize this kid.  I wrestled against him in high school.  He had this one move called the Chechnyan Pretzel.  Basically, he'd come storming out, grab you by the legs and arms and twist you into a farking pretzel.  He looks small but must have had some extra chromosomes are some shiat, because he could open canned goods with his farking teeth.  Anyway, nobody could even come close to beating the son of a biatch.  And I had to wrestle him in the first round of our State tourney!

When the whistle blew, I came charging out and he came charging out.  Just like lightning, he grabbed and twisted me around.  I was upside down and turned around before I knew what hit me.  Then I saw it - dangling out of a singlet, a pair of hairy testicles!  Cheating be damned, I craned my neck and sunk my teeth into the farkers.  I pinned him half a second later.

Coach asked me how I won and I told him about the ball bite.  He asked, "You bit his nuts?"  And I had to admit, "No, they were mine!"


I thought the effort weak, until I read the final sentence.
 
2013-04-19 09:24:41 AM  
Jahar
 
2013-04-19 09:24:46 AM  
I'm back after four hours of sleep and the drive to work. Followed the first thread from the beginning so I've been at this since like 11:15. It was exhausting last night. Anyone else from those threads back and awake or is the morning team handling passing on info?
 
2013-04-19 09:24:46 AM  

wolfzr2: All scanner feeds are down for me now.


Same here. Seems it went dark for all of us at the same exact time.
 
2013-04-19 09:24:54 AM  

Earguy: Anyone have a citation that the younger brother ran over the older?


heard it many times overnight from different sources. couldn't name one right now though.
 
2013-04-19 09:24:57 AM  

IwasKloot: Just heard "Oh my God, he's back..." on boston scanner then the connection died.


This. Scanner feed still won't reconnect.
 
2013-04-19 09:25:01 AM  

wolfzr2: All scanner feeds are down for me now.


Could they (police) have crashed them on purpose? Is that possible?
 
2013-04-19 09:25:04 AM  

IrateShadow: What kind of idiot would start up a fake account while the manhunt is still on?  It sounds like a great way to end up with an obstruction charge.


SPENTMIIIIIIILLLLLESSSSS!  GIT OVER HERE NOW!
 
2013-04-19 09:25:04 AM  

Alonjar: wolfzr2: All scanner feeds are down for me now.

same


shiat must be about to go down
 
2013-04-19 09:25:15 AM  

wolfzr2: All scanner feeds are down for me now.


Just came back up.

... but I think it's delayed. I'm hearing the question about letting someone in to get medication, which I heard right before it shut off. Did they just add a minute or two delay in the scanner stream?
 
2013-04-19 09:25:18 AM  

msupf: Seriously, are there some Bostoniains being dicks at this point, just completely ignorant, or are there people helping this kid?

How many people running around in hoodies are they going to come across before they get him?


Unfortunately, this whole area is one big college town, and every second male student dresses like that.
 
2013-04-19 09:25:20 AM  
Boston PD are asking all not to tweet or post any information from their scanners.
 
2013-04-19 09:25:29 AM  
My hat is off to the Campus Patrol officer killed, those guys put up with a lot and do a good job, believe me.
 
2013-04-19 09:25:34 AM  

Mike Chewbacca: Scanner died for me too. I think shiat is going down.


That or the rest of the planet tried to connect to the Boston Police Scanner.
 
2013-04-19 09:25:41 AM  

Theaetetus: According to the scanner, they're calling in a ballistic canine. I wasn't even aware we had suborbital canines.


With the proper amount of thrust, pigs fly just fine. - Alfred Einstein
 
2013-04-19 09:25:47 AM  

Lollipop165: Why the hell were they still in Boaton? They could have farking got on a plane by now or hell, at least California or where ever.


Considering that their big plan to escape from Boston involved robbing a 7-11 and stealing a car, I'm guessing that plane tickets were probably beyond their budget.
 
2013-04-19 09:25:50 AM  
Scanners are down because people keep tweeting what they say. Basically telling the kid what's happening if he has his phone on.
 
2013-04-19 09:25:51 AM  

nekom: IlGreven: ThrobblefootSpectre: rev. dave: So are we going to bomb the hell out of Chechnya now?

Seeing as how Chechnya is a state of Russia (within  Russia's internal borders), that seems highly unlikely.  One of the few things that would make Moscow unhappier than Chechens bombing Moscow would be Americans bombing Chechnya.

Which is probably their motive: Chechen independence. Bomb a big U.S. event to put pressure on Russia's biggest frenemy to do something.

Likely to backfire on them, though. Next time Russia sends some tanks into Chechnya, do you really think the U.S. is going to protest?


Actually, yes.  Two brothers do not an entire region make.
 
2013-04-19 09:25:52 AM  

Biological Ali: s2s2s2: bugontherug: Everyone was speculating

I saw a lot of hopeful speculating that they were white. I heard very little speculating, otherwise. Anyone I did see speculating non-white wasn't doing it hopefully.

To be fair, I watched no cable news, and only skimmed the threads. It was just much easier to find "white hope" in these threads.

Define "hopeful speculating".


Speculation that is born from a specific hope of outcome.
 
2013-04-19 09:25:53 AM  

Lt. Cheese Weasel: Chris Matthews was rushed to a local hospital after learning that the suspects were not white guys.


Except they are white guys.
 
2013-04-19 09:25:54 AM  
Yeah, scanner has stopped working. Last I saw it had over 150000 people listening in.
 
2013-04-19 09:25:58 AM  

bugontherug: indarwinsshadow: Maybe we need to learn to be more like the Russians. You go in, and you crush the country (Chechnya).

Agreed. Because crushing Chechnya has halted all terrorist attacks in Russia, just like invading Iraq finally put a stop to terrorist attacks there, and in the United States. In no way have either of these responses fed into any kind of cycle of violence or anything like that.


You country has to do something. It's bleeding. You're spending a fortune right now on your military, on feeling "safe" and it's not doing you a bit of good. Idiots with pressure cookers, BP and access to the internet made your lives hell this week. What good has all that billions done now?

What else is there? Surrendering. Pulling your troops home? Saying "we give up, please don't hurt us" and closing down your embassies?

It's not going to happen. You either respond with a big show of force, or you're out of the game. Say what you want, but the reason Russia is still around is anyone in that regions knows when you f*ck with the Russians you take your life in your hands. They don't just go in and kill you. They invade and kill you, your family, friends and anyone you've ever known. And then just for sh*ts and giggles they poison your water, salt your land, and burn everything else to the ground. It's not civilized, but neither is killing an 8 year old boy that's watching the Boston marathon.

Again. You're losing because you're too nice.
 
2013-04-19 09:26:00 AM  

thiefofdreams: wolfzr2: All scanner feeds are down for me now.

Same here. Seems it went dark for all of us at the same exact time.


Wonder if someone at BPD pulled the plug somehow to keep info from getting out?
 
2013-04-19 09:26:03 AM  

dgames: Uncle just gave dad's address out live on CNN.


Well, that should simplify inheritance.
 
2013-04-19 09:26:04 AM  
CNN reporting they are czechoslovakian interior decorators.

img2.timeinc.net
 
2013-04-19 09:26:05 AM  
ALL scanners gone dark
 
2013-04-19 09:26:08 AM  

BraveNewCheneyWorld: Xcott: It's strange to see someone get all huffy and offended when people speculate.  I imagine you standing next to a roulette table, screaming "LOOK, IT WAS 17.  ALL OF YOU IDIOTS WHO THOUGHT YOU KNEW WHAT NUMBER IT WOULD BE SHOULD GO FARK YOURSELVES AND BE ASHAMED OF YOUR LIES."

That is perhaps the dumbest comparison ever.  The usual Dem loyalists were trying to exploit a tragedy to demonize their political opponents.  No matter how you look at it, they're immoral douches.


And what is it that you're doing right now?  You're misrepresenting the widespread (and diverse) speculation in order to score some political points against liberals.

In order to do so, however, you have to pretend that you don't understand what speculation is.  You have to pretend that an office betting pool is a bunch of lying douchebags who should all be ashamed of their false claims about the Superbowl.
 
2013-04-19 09:26:10 AM  

namegoeshere: wolfzr2: All scanner feeds are down for me now.

Could they (police) have crashed them on purpose? Is that possible?


Considering we were still posting addresses after they'd asked the media not to?

I wouldn't be surprised.
 
2013-04-19 09:26:11 AM  

Alonjar: wolfzr2: All scanner feeds are down for me now.

same


me too
 
2013-04-19 09:26:16 AM  

rocinante721: Boston PD are asking all not to tweet or post any information from their scanners.


Please don't broadcast what we are broadcasting?

Makes sense.
 
2013-04-19 09:26:28 AM  

TheManofPA: I'm back after four hours of sleep and the drive to work. Followed the first thread from the beginning so I've been at this since like 11:15. It was exhausting last night. Anyone else from those threads back and awake or is the morning team handling passing on info?


So far so good.

IF you want a news feed without the girl going into orgasm live on air (though that might not be a bad thing), CBS has been very bland, reporting the facts, and very little speculation.
 
2013-04-19 09:26:36 AM  
Been here since the 3rd page of the first thread.Became a member.Outlasted the 6 hour hold for Boobies.3 10 cup pots of coffee and 2.5 packs of smokes.Survived the raccoon massacre of 2013Returned from the Farking of Fark.Earned an Epic Badge! HA (How do I put it in my profile?)I have been up since 7 am 4/18.Thank GOSH I don't work today.
I need a link to the scanner as I had to Refresh my computer while Fark was farking and lost it.
Thank you.
 
2013-04-19 09:26:39 AM  

luxup: SubBass49: You killed my

SubBass49: thiefofdreams: Shyla: Theaetetus: luxup: Radio just said Guy is 'forcing their line posting online' and saying 'You killed my brother'

FTFY

That is from a paradoy Twitter account. https://twitter.com/Dzhokhar_A

Parody implies humor. This asshole has farked up police procedures. Another asshat on the internet that can't wait for this to be over to do dumb shiat.

It is not funny, nor humorous, just sick.

THIS x 1,000

Time for people to shut the fark up and let the big boys take care of business.

Not sure what this is about.  I posted what I heard a cop say over the police scanner, not what some bs twitter feed says.  When a cop at a standoff is saying over the scanner something about the suspect saying 'you killed my brother' that's fair game isn't it?


Was the cop reading twitter? Where did the cop here this to repeat it?
 
2013-04-19 09:26:41 AM  

spentmiles: Woah, I recognize this kid.  I wrestled against him in high school.  He had this one move called the Chechnyan Pretzel.  Basically, he'd come storming out, grab you by the legs and arms and twist you into a farking pretzel.  He looks small but must have had some extra chromosomes are some shiat, because he could open canned goods with his farking teeth.  Anyway, nobody could even come close to beating the son of a biatch.  And I had to wrestle him in the first round of our State tourney!

When the whistle blew, I came charging out and he came charging out.  Just like lightning, he grabbed and twisted me around.  I was upside down and turned around before I knew what hit me.  Then I saw it - dangling out of a singlet, a pair of hairy testicles!  Cheating be damned, I craned my neck and sunk my teeth into the farkers.  I pinned him half a second later.

Coach asked me how I won and I told him about the ball bite.  He asked, "You bit his nuts?"  And I had to admit, "No, they were mine!"


imageshack.us
 
2013-04-19 09:26:41 AM  
Chechnya then to Kazakhstan then to US.
Anybody know haw long they've been here?
 
2013-04-19 09:26:46 AM  

FinFangFark: 7-11.  Slurpees have surreal powers.


Actually, HOW THE FARK IS THIS  STILLGOING ON?

/tuned in at 1am.
 
2013-04-19 09:26:46 AM  
wow, this thread has so much more derp than the previous, overnight, one.
 
2013-04-19 09:27:03 AM  

scubamage: Bungles: bulldg4life: Fox News speculating that they were long term sleeper cell....

Yes, 9yo started a sleeper cell. Brilliant.


Do sleeper cells actually exist outside Tom Clancy novels and 24?

Yes. See below, and google Anna Chapman.
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Oh my goodness. Even some iffy for work stuff!
 
2013-04-19 09:27:26 AM  

heap: Coco LaFemme: I'm not reading through over 1000 posts......someone give me a recap on what's happened.

slurpee, bang, boom, screech, boom, bang, bang, bangboomsqueelsquish, raccoon, hoodies-a-poppin', dogs-a-barkin, cancel the whole city's picnic, perimeters that don't perimet very well, and a boston police officer that's apparently fine with being Mr. In and Out Real Quck.


A thousand internets to you. Holy shiatballs, that was funny
 
2013-04-19 09:27:37 AM  

rocinante721: Boston PD are asking all not to tweet or post any information from their scanners.


FYI, not that anyone cares, it is actually illegal to repeat information that you get over the radio like that, has been since 1934.
 
2013-04-19 09:27:37 AM  
Yep. scanner is crapped out, can't get it back.
 
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