Shryke: There must several dozen Fark Lefties in hysterics this morning. Aw.
Alonjar: Frederick: Walker: Kittypie070: waah waah you kilt mah brudder waah snivel I kill uYOU RAN OVER YOUR BROTHER WITH THE SUV YOU WITLESS VOMIT SACKTHIS!!!You dont know that. Be a little more critical thinking could ya?The brother had already been shot up and exploded before he was run over.
WhyteRaven74: SlothB77: Chechnya = islamic terrorismGiven that so far there's no evidence he's Chechen or ever spent time there and he's been in the US for 10 years? Not in this case.
Smgth: Shyla: Smgth: Shyla: Smgth: Shyla: I need a snack, anyone want anything while I'm up?Go pee for me.Imma dood, so you gotta do it standing up.I'll try, I guess it will work if I stand in the right place.SO it's merely a stance thing not a biologic design problem? I KNEW IT! Putting the seat down is a feminist conspiracy!/Ooooooh, the other women are gonna be mad you let that slip...Don't tell anyone, but it's not only possible, it's kinda fun.Great, now we have a whole NEW host of people jacking it to this thread!/The new ones will be a lot less creepy at least...
s2s2s2: bugontherug: Everyone was speculatingI saw a lot of hopeful speculating that they were white. I heard very little speculating, otherwise. Anyone I did see speculating non-white wasn't doing it hopefully.To be fair, I watched no cable news, and only skimmed the threads. It was just much easier to find "white hope" in these threads.
dgames: Uncle just gave dad's address out live on CNN.
hinten: DarnoKonrad: Haliburton Cummings: KIDS KIDS< GO TO THE POLITICS THREAD WITH YOUR DRIVEL AND LET THE ADULTS RUBBERNECK IN PEACE OKNothing says grown up like bold text in all capsI think we should just shut down Fark for the day. So unprofessional.
Dimensio: As the city is on lockdown,
bugontherug: rufus-t-firefly: BREAKING NEWS: "SUSPECTS UNCLE CALLS NEPHEWS COWARDS & LOSERS.'"Wow. Even their uncle is trashing them? Public opinion is sure to turn against them now.
Shyla: Theaetetus: Shyla: Theaetetus: luxup: Radio just said Guy is 'forcing their line posting online' and saying 'You killed my brother'FTFYThat is from a paradoy Twitter account. https://twitter.com/Dzhokhar_AWell, duh. But that's the one they've been repeating on the scanner.Thinking maybe it's not a parody account. I guess he could have made the account while he was on the run this morning. I checked when his name first came out and it just had those first two tweets there. He has since tweeted in Russian (?) - Who knows, maybe it is real.
Orgasmatron138: JayCab: WhyteRaven74: muck4doo: Why would Chechens be mad at the U.S?Well if this had anything to do with them being Chechens, there is how cozy the US has been with Russia. But given how long the brothers have been in the US, I suspect their ethnicity is about as relevant as their preferences in shoe brands.So now we're going to ban Pumas? Thanks a bunch, dumbass.But then PumaMan can't protect us with his sensible slacks!
Theory Of Null: I just heard a bang.
Crewmannumber6: Well, let's see. First the earth cooled. And then the dinosaurs came, but they got too big and fat, so they all died and they turned into oil.
ThrobblefootSpectre: rev. dave: So are we going to bomb the hell out of Chechnya now?Seeing as how Chechnya is a state of Russia (within Russia's internal borders), that seems highly unlikely. One of the few things that would make Moscow unhappier than Chechens bombing Moscow would be Americans bombing Chechnya.
ACunningPlan: GungFu: ACunningPlan: One of the most interesting insights into Tamerlan's personality so far comes from a photo album, titled "Will Box For Passport," that photographer Johannes Hirn took of the slain suspect. Tamerlan was apparently a boxer who hoped to gain citizenship by being selected for the U.S. Olympic team: "Unless his native Chechnya becomes independent, Tamerlan says he would rather compete for the United States than for Russia," Hirn wrote.Other captions paint Tamerlan as a devoted Muslim. "I'm very religious," he says at one point, noting that he does not smoke or drink alchol. "There are no values anymore," he says, worrying that "people can't control themselves."Tamerlan also appears isolated and bewildered by American life. "I don't have a single American friend," he laments, despite living in the United States for five years. "I don't understand them."Maybe this is why he targeted a sporting event; and maybe being a devout Muslim had nothing to do with this?Huh?He wanted to gain US citizenship by being selected for the US Olympic team: maybe that's why he bombed an international sporting event? Radicalized Muslim is a theory, but let's face it - given his background, this bloke's political beef should be with Russia [not the US] - why not hit Russian targets [embassies, Russian emigres homes etc, etc.] within the US.It was just a thought & perhaps not a smart one:)
Darth_Lukecash: The story is that uncle says that there was conflict between parents who were in Russia and the kids
Fissile: FrancoFile: Fissile: FrancoFile: Fissile: Wait, I'm confused. Aren't Chechens some of the "good Muslims" that Murica aided and abetted in attacking the Russians? Didn't the US of Murica repeatedly condemn the Russians for dropping cluster bombs on these "good Muslims"? It appears that these Chechens made their way here from Turkey. Isn't Turkey a "good Muslim" country that is a solid friend to Murica, and, even more importantly, a good friend to Israel? Wasn't Bin Laden armed by Murica when he was killing Russians? Sure is funny how the "good Muslims" that the US encourages to attack the Russians always seem to end up turning on Murica.Um, no.The Chechens are not 'good Muslims' and the US has never supported them. They are ethnic gangsters, pure and simple, and their religion just makes it easier for them to get support from radical Islamists in other countries.=============Your tiny Fox News contaminated mind can't admit the truth, can it? The US has REPEATEDLY CONDEMNED THE RUSSIANS FOR DEFENDING THEMSELVES FROM THE CHECHENS. Every time the Chechens blew up a grade school in Russia, Dick Cheney would cream himself. So, to sum up, FARK YOU.Hey Dickwad. Yeah, you.I lived in Russia for two years, when the Chechens were just starting to flex their muscles after the end of the Soviet Union. I was there when Dudayev was in power, and bombs were going off in Moscow. I worked with ordinary Russians - including ones who came from neighboring regions of the Caucuses - who told me about how long the Chechens had been an integral part of organized crime, going back to before the October Revolution.The US criticized the Russians for using egregious levels of force in the Beslan hostage taking, but condemned the hostage-takers. I was still in touch with friends there when it happened.So stop living in a fantasy world, Dickwad.=================Dear moran. You lived there for two years? Boy, I guess you know everything about Eastern Europe. ...
ChipNASA: <b><a href="http://www.fark.com/comments/7707767/83713907#c83713907" target="_blank">Theory Of Null</a>:</b> <i>I just heard a bang.</i>That was me and your MOM
eddievercetti: *wakes up*I passed out at 1am and...HOW THE FARK IS THIS GUY ON THE LOOSE?
jso2897: Nice to see that the Fark bigot brigade are already out in force - there's still time to be wrong about practically everything, like you have so far, assholes - so DOUBLE DOWN!
IlGreven: ThrobblefootSpectre: rev. dave: So are we going to bomb the hell out of Chechnya now?Seeing as how Chechnya is a state of Russia (within Russia's internal borders), that seems highly unlikely. One of the few things that would make Moscow unhappier than Chechens bombing Moscow would be Americans bombing Chechnya.Which is probably their motive: Chechen independence. Bomb a big U.S. event to put pressure on Russia's biggest frenemy to do something.
Theaetetus: According to the scanner, they're calling in a ballistic canine. I wasn't even aware we had suborbital canines.
millifoo: > a right wing nut jobaaand... it turns out it IS a right wing nut job
dumbobruni: people don't buy guns from other states?
FarkinNortherner: Unless they bought the guns in another state, in which case it's pretty straightforward (and not wholly irrational) to argue for Mass's standards to be applied nationwide.
thecpt: Yeah waaay too fast, but do you think that's a terrible idea? I mean, there are thousands of ways to make explosive devices in America so it's a stupid drop in a proverbial bucket but still. I forget if you side with background checks for firearms or not.
Grand_Moff_Joseph: they probably bought them online.
FriarReb98: This...this is a helluva thing to wake up to. Probably been said already, but this will, in fact, make a great movie when it's all done.\also, where in the fark did the idea of blaming this on that missing Brown student come from? Just sounds like weapons grade derp to me....
Earguy: Anyone have a citation that the younger brother ran over the older?
spentmiles: Woah, I recognize this kid. I wrestled against him in high school. He had this one move called the Chechnyan Pretzel. Basically, he'd come storming out, grab you by the legs and arms and twist you into a farking pretzel. He looks small but must have had some extra chromosomes are some shiat, because he could open canned goods with his farking teeth. Anyway, nobody could even come close to beating the son of a biatch. And I had to wrestle him in the first round of our State tourney!When the whistle blew, I came charging out and he came charging out. Just like lightning, he grabbed and twisted me around. I was upside down and turned around before I knew what hit me. Then I saw it - dangling out of a singlet, a pair of hairy testicles! Cheating be damned, I craned my neck and sunk my teeth into the farkers. I pinned him half a second later.Coach asked me how I won and I told him about the ball bite. He asked, "You bit his nuts?" And I had to admit, "No, they were mine!"
DoBeDoBeDo: Theaetetus: According to the scanner, they're calling in a ballistic canine. I wasn't even aware we had suborbital canines.Really? After Bear Cavalry you didn't think Dog Air Force wasn't coming?
wolfzr2: All scanner feeds are down for me now.
Walker: FOX news bimbo just pronounced his name as "Joe Car"
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