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(ABC) NewsFlash The latest: Boston Marathon bombing suspects identified. One dead, manhunt for the second is underway, ALL OF BOSTON on lockdown   (abcnews.go.com) divider line 2731
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2013-04-19 09:15:06 AM
And the Uncle just gave the home address and name of another Uncle on live TV.

Hopefully the reporters and cops get there before overzealous neighbors.
 
2013-04-19 09:15:08 AM
The uncle on CNN.
Dude...the govt is about to crawl up your ass so deep you can taste them.
 
2013-04-19 09:15:14 AM

muck4doo: Why would Chechens be mad at the U.S?


Because HBO cancelled Enlightened.
 
2013-04-19 09:15:14 AM

miss diminutive: Posting online now? This is just too surreal.


1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-04-19 09:15:19 AM
The 480 Arsenal address is full of overnight employees and the police is getting them out of there.
 
2013-04-19 09:15:27 AM

JayCab: WhyteRaven74: muck4doo: Why would Chechens be mad at the U.S?

Well if this had anything to do with them being Chechens, there is how cozy the US has been with Russia. But given how long the brothers have been in the US, I suspect their ethnicity is about as relevant as their preferences in shoe brands.

So now we're going to ban Pumas? Thanks a bunch, dumbass.


Looks like a warthog to me.
 
2013-04-19 09:15:36 AM

indarwinsshadow: Maybe we need to learn to be more like the Russians. You go in, and you crush the country (Chechnya).


Agreed. Because crushing Chechnya has halted all terrorist attacks in Russia, just like invading Iraq finally put a stop to terrorist attacks there, and in the United States. In no way have either of these responses fed into any kind of cycle of violence or anything like that.
 
2013-04-19 09:15:37 AM

Coco LaFemme: I'm not reading through over 1000 posts......someone give me a recap on what's happened.


1. Two bad guys made bombs and killed people.

2. We figured out who they were,

3. Justice is being served

/the rest will not make sense for weeks, months or maybe never.
 
2013-04-19 09:15:41 AM

pag1107: Coco LaFemme: I'm not reading through over 1000 posts......someone give me a recap on what's happened.

The assclowns who bombed the marathon shot some cops last night so now the cops shot one of them and are about to shoot the other.


I know about "shot some cops last night", I was posting in both those threads from 11 p.m. to about 4 a.m.  I just wanted to know what was going on recently.
 
2013-04-19 09:15:42 AM

mikebellman: Killing the suspects instead of capturing them really puts the Laughter in Slaughter.  Don't let the American public have any answers, Johnny Law.


What would you do if a guy who has an IED strapped to his body ran right at you?  Log in to Fark?
 
2013-04-19 09:15:51 AM

Hardy-r-r: I swear this was an episode on '24'



COUGAR SPOTTED.
 
2013-04-19 09:15:54 AM

Shryke: There must several dozen Fark Lefties in hysterics this morning. Aw.


wha

I am perfectly calm in fact been falling asleep for the last hour.

cry moar
 
2013-04-19 09:15:54 AM

megalynn44: This is probably weird, but I spent several years living on Boylston in a different city, and it's still jarring every time I hear it in the nation news.

Really hope they catch this guy alive. Killing the suspects only feeds into conspiracy theory shiat among other things. The motherfarker needs to be taken to trial. If I were in Boston I would not leave my house today.


As the city is on lockdown, you would not be able to leave your house were you in Boston.
 
2013-04-19 09:15:55 AM
 I'm not reading through over 1000 posts......someone give me a recap on what's happened.

media.tumblr.com
 
2013-04-19 09:15:59 AM
encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com
 
2013-04-19 09:16:01 AM
Seriously, are there some Bostoniains being dicks at this point, just completely ignorant, or are there people helping this kid?

How many people running around in hoodies are they going to come across before they get him?
 
2013-04-19 09:16:02 AM

mikebellman: Killing the suspects instead of capturing them really puts the Laughter in Slaughter.  Don't let the American public have any answers, Johnny Law.

/don't tase me comrade


well they have to cover up that false flag operation somehow, amirite?
 
2013-04-19 09:16:05 AM
They are apparently trying to evac 20 people who just got off work from the area. Requesting if police escort is needed or if they can just leave.
 
2013-04-19 09:16:08 AM

Coco LaFemme: I'm not reading through over 1000 posts......someone give me a recap on what's happened.


slurpee, bang, boom, screech, boom, bang, bang, bangboomsqueelsquish, raccoon, hoodies-a-poppin', dogs-a-barkin, cancel the whole city's picnic, perimeters that don't perimet very well, and a boston police officer that's apparently fine with being Mr. In and Out Real Quck.
 
2013-04-19 09:16:09 AM

the ha ha guy: Local live streams:


Just a heads up - WHDH is officially crashed.
 
2013-04-19 09:16:12 AM

Crewmannumber6: Well, let's see. First the earth cooled. And then the dinosaurs came, but they got too big and fat, so they all died and they turned into oil. And then the Arabs came and they bought Mercedes Benzes. And Prince Charles started wearing all of Lady Di's clothes. I couldn't believe it.


A+
 
2013-04-19 09:16:15 AM

Fissile: ...


Dear moran.  You lived there for two years?  Boy, I guess you know everything about Eastern Europe.   MY FAMILY CAME TO THE US FROM EASTERN EUROPE AS REFUGEES AFTER WWII.  I've forget more about people like this then you're ever going to know.   THE US WAS PRO CHECHEN AND ENCOURAGED THE CHECHENS TO ATTACK RUSSIA.

Karma is a biatch, ain't it?


So, you're not the first Nazi in your family?

Nice to know, but why you think that makes you an expert on Chechens I have no idea.
 
2013-04-19 09:16:27 AM

Shyla: Theaetetus: Shyla: Theaetetus: luxup: Radio just said Guy is 'forcing their line posting online' and saying 'You killed my brother'

FTFY

That is from a paradoy Twitter account. https://twitter.com/Dzhokhar_A

Well, duh. But that's the one they've been repeating on the scanner.

Thinking maybe it's not a parody account. I guess he could have made the account while he was on the run this morning. I checked when his name first came out and it just had those first two tweets there. He has since tweeted in Russian (?) - Who knows, maybe it is real.


Coincidentally made the account shortly after his name was widely broadcast in the media? Unlikely...
 
2013-04-19 09:16:48 AM

Frederick: Walker: Kittypie070: waah waah you kilt mah brudder waah snivel I kill u
YOU RAN OVER YOUR BROTHER WITH THE SUV YOU WITLESS VOMIT SACK

THIS!!!

You dont know that.   Be a little more critical thinking could ya?


Yeah - how do you know he's even remotely involved in the bombing or the shooting/bombing from last night? Alex Jones says they're patsies, so...CRITICAL THINKING.
 
2013-04-19 09:17:02 AM
It seems to me like they're just a couple of angry nutjobs without any kind of backing.  The fact they are chechen just means they were super farked up as kids, and are predisposed to being murderous nutjobs.
 
2013-04-19 09:17:06 AM

DamnYankees: If these dudes are innocent, this is gonna be horrible.


Considering one of them had a bomb on him, i don' think that's going to be the case.
 
2013-04-19 09:17:06 AM

Coco LaFemme: I'm not reading through over 1000 posts......someone give me a recap on what's happened.


Herp and derp.
 
2013-04-19 09:17:07 AM

JayCab: WhyteRaven74: muck4doo: Why would Chechens be mad at the U.S?

Well if this had anything to do with them being Chechens, there is how cozy the US has been with Russia. But given how long the brothers have been in the US, I suspect their ethnicity is about as relevant as their preferences in shoe brands.

So now we're going to ban Pumas? Thanks a bunch, dumbass.


But then PumaMan can't protect us with his sensible slacks!
 
2013-04-19 09:17:08 AM
What kind of idiot would start up a fake account while the manhunt is still on?  It sounds like a great way to end up with an obstruction charge.
 
2013-04-19 09:17:11 AM

msupf: Seriously, are there some Bostoniains being dicks at this point, just completely ignorant, or are there people helping this kid?

How many people running around in hoodies are they going to come across before they get him?


If the guy rushes my house with a gun and a bombed strapped to him I'm probably doing what he says.
 
2013-04-19 09:17:14 AM

rufus-t-firefly: BREAKING NEWS: "SUSPECTS UNCLE CALLS NEPHEWS COWARDS & LOSERS.'"


Wow. Even their uncle is trashing them? Public opinion is sure to turn against them now.
 
2013-04-19 09:17:23 AM

nekom: BarkingUnicorn: nekom: cptrios: DamnYankees: This kid must be scared beyond his mind right now. Not that we need to feel bad for him, but just from a sociological point of view, imagine how farked he must feel.

I know you're getting a ton of crap for this, but it's a completely valid thought...I get the feeling that this kid was in thrall to his older brother and is at best a reluctant participant. It doesn't mean we should feel sorry for him, but it means that it might be possible to take him alive and get to the bottom of all of this.

Let's hope so. Not because I want blood (them both being dead would suffice for that), but because I want answers. I want the WHY behind this.

Why?  Serious question.  At best, this kid is going to spout an explanation which you will reject.  At worst,  you'll agree with him that "They had it coming."

Well, first and foremost we need to be sure it's just these two jackwagons and noone else. So far it SEEMS to be the case, but it would be nice to verify that with as much information as is possible. Secondly, more facts may help future profiling and criminal investigations.

Of course I don't personally care their reasons, whatever they are they are surely insane.


Ah, so you really want to know "what else?"  Gotcha.
 
2013-04-19 09:17:26 AM

NeoCortex42: And the Uncle just gave the home address and name of another Uncle on live TV.

Hopefully the reporters and cops get there before overzealous neighbors.


That was some seriously distasteful TV right there. They guy kept saying "Come with me and we can talk to someone who speaks English. I don't very well" and the reporter just kept pressing him.
 
2013-04-19 09:17:32 AM
dittybopper: You don't get it:  It's illegal for them to have possessed in MA without a permit.
 
By the same token, it would be illegal for them to purchase in another state without a background check:  Under federal law, you can only transact a private sale with a resident of your same state.  In effect, there is *ZERO* way to legally purchase a gun and bring it in to MA legally without some sort of background check.  Period.  End of story.


It's fallacious to suggest that the illegality of selling out of state makes a blind bit of difference to sales under the current system, since it assumes a willingness and capacity of the seller to identify the state of origin of the buyer based on readily falsifiable information. That may well still prove to be the case if a nationwide system came into play, but it doesn't negate the possibility of using an out of state purchase to make political hay.

Plus, I find the idea that people willing to commit indiscriminate mass-murder would be stymied by even the strictest laws constitutionally possible in the United States ludicrous on the face of it.  I mean, how can you say that with a straight face?  Don't criminals in Massachusetts get guns despite the strict laws?

I mean, come on:  The UK had laws much stricter than the US, and they still couldn't keep the IRA from getting guns, and you're seriously arguing that background checks would have stopped this bombing?  Or just that they wouldn't be able to get guns?

Really?

Did you even read what you wrote before you hit "Add Comment"?


Wow, take a breath! I'm not suggesting this tragedy could have been avoided by nationwide strict gun laws. I am only suggesting that if out of state sales were a feature it is possible to make a political argument for greater regulation. Sadly greater regulation (of anything, including pressure cookers) doesn't have the slightest chance of preventing atrocities.
 
2013-04-19 09:17:34 AM

DarnoKonrad: Haliburton Cummings: KIDS KIDS< GO TO THE POLITICS THREAD WITH YOUR DRIVEL AND LET THE ADULTS RUBBERNECK IN PEACE OK

Nothing says grown up like bold text in all caps


I think we should just shut down Fark for the day. So unprofessional.
 
2013-04-19 09:17:39 AM
http://deadspin.com/heres-everything-we-know-about-tamerlan-tsarnaev-t he-476415081
 
2013-04-19 09:17:52 AM

Coco LaFemme: I just wanted to know what was going on recently.


http://gawker.com/5995034/active-shooter-incident-at-mit-mit-police- %2 0officer-shot

This timeline is being regularly updated.
 
2013-04-19 09:18:00 AM

Fissile: Dear moran.  You lived there for two years?  Boy, I guess you know everything about Eastern Europe.   MY FAMILY CAME TO THE US FROM EASTERN EUROPE AS REFUGEES AFTER WWII.  I've forget more about people like this then you're ever going to know.   THE US WAS PRO CHECHEN AND ENCOURAGED THE CHECHENS TO ATTACK RUSSIA.

Karma is a biatch, ain't it?


So, neither you nor your family has been there for 60 years, yet you're an expert?
 
2013-04-19 09:18:10 AM

thiefofdreams: common sense is an oxymoron: common sense is an oxymoron: Gray house on Boylston Street, guy in gray hoodie with a laptop.

242 Boylston.

Thanks. Also faved. You have rocked all night as well.


Came for the best news available, stayed to help out.
 
2013-04-19 09:18:23 AM

Haliburton Cummings: KIDS KIDS< GO TO THE POLITICS THREAD WITH YOUR DRIVEL AND LET THE ADULTS RUBBERNECK IN PEACE OK


Says one of Fark's more prolific unfunny trolls.
 
2013-04-19 09:18:25 AM

Baldrick's Cunning Plan: Anyone got a scanner link compatible with iOS?


Try this one?  http://audio3.radioreference.com/446184308
 
2013-04-19 09:18:25 AM

Baldrick's Cunning Plan: Anyone got a scanner link compatible with iOS?


Try this one:  http://audio3.radioreference.com/446184308
 
2013-04-19 09:18:35 AM
I just heard a bang.
 
2013-04-19 09:18:38 AM

TigersorHawksorBoth: I'm not reading through over 1000 posts......someone give me a recap on what's happened.

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in the beginning there was light....on the sixth day, yadda yadda...
 
2013-04-19 09:18:42 AM

TigersorHawksorBoth: I'm not reading through over 1000 posts......someone give me a recap on what's happened.

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That may be the best summation of this mornings events you could give.
 
2013-04-19 09:18:44 AM

rev. dave: So are we going to bomb the hell out of Chechnya now?


Seeing as how Chechnya is a state of Russia (within  Russia's internal borders), that seems highly unlikely.  One of the few things that would make Moscow unhappier than Chechens bombing Moscow would be Americans bombing Chechnya.
 
2013-04-19 09:18:44 AM
Whatever happens today, I need a Boston accent app for my phone.

Thinking that I won't get to here that sweet Nor'Eastern drawl for hours a day is making me sad.
 
2013-04-19 09:18:45 AM

Kittypie070: Shryke: There must several dozen Fark Lefties in hysterics this morning. Aw.

wha

I am perfectly calm in fact been falling asleep for the last hour.

cry moar


Not you. Just a bunch of em in the original Boston thread insisting or praying this was a right wing nut job, etc.
 
2013-04-19 09:18:46 AM
Uncle just gave dad's address out live on CNN.
 
2013-04-19 09:18:55 AM
Allowing employees to leave Arsenal.

Stopping traffic on Nickle for search of Boylton(sp?) street.
 
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