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2013-04-19 09:10:43 AM

GungFu: ACunningPlan: One of the most interesting insights into Tamerlan's personality so far comes from a photo album, titled "Will Box For Passport," that photographer Johannes Hirn took of the slain suspect. Tamerlan was apparently a boxer who hoped to gain citizenship by being selected for the U.S. Olympic team: "Unless his native Chechnya becomes independent, Tamerlan says he would rather compete for the United States than for Russia," Hirn wrote.
Other captions paint Tamerlan as a devoted Muslim. "I'm very religious," he says at one point, noting that he does not smoke or drink alchol. "There are no values anymore," he says, worrying that "people can't control themselves."
Tamerlan also appears isolated and bewildered by American life. "I don't have a single American friend," he laments, despite living in the United States for five years. "I don't understand them."

Maybe this is why he targeted a sporting event; and maybe being a devout Muslim had nothing to do with this?


Huh?


He wanted to gain US citizenship by being selected for the US Olympic team: maybe that's why he bombed an international sporting event?  Radicalized Muslim is a theory, but let's face it - given his background, this bloke's political beef should be with Russia [not the US] - why not hit Russian targets [embassies, Russian emigres homes etc, etc.] within the US.

It was just a thought & perhaps not a smart one:)
 
2013-04-19 09:10:44 AM

CognaciousThunk: Nobody is saying where the suspect posted his 'You Killed My Brother' line...  FARK? 4chan? Etsy?


vk i think.The link is all over twitter, He has a fb style page on that site. Not in english,
 
2013-04-19 09:10:50 AM

FrancoFile: Fissile: FrancoFile: Fissile: Wait, I'm confused.  Aren't Chechens some of the "good Muslims" that Murica aided and abetted in attacking the Russians?  Didn't the US of Murica repeatedly condemn the Russians for dropping cluster bombs on these "good Muslims"?   It appears that these Chechens made their way here from Turkey.  Isn't Turkey a "good Muslim" country that is a solid friend to Murica, and, even more importantly, a good friend to Israel?  Wasn't Bin Laden armed by Murica when he was killing Russians?  Sure is funny how the "good Muslims" that the US encourages to attack the Russians always seem to end up turning on Murica.

Um, no.

The Chechens are not 'good Muslims' and the US has never supported them.  They are ethnic gangsters, pure and simple, and their religion just makes it easier for them to get support from radical Islamists in other countries.

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Your tiny Fox News contaminated mind can't admit the truth, can it?   The US has REPEATEDLY CONDEMNED THE RUSSIANS FOR DEFENDING THEMSELVES FROM THE CHECHENS.   Every time the Chechens blew up a grade school in Russia, Dick Cheney would cream himself. So, to sum up, FARK YOU.

Hey Dickwad.  Yeah, you.

I lived in Russia for two years, when the Chechens were just starting to flex their muscles after the end of the Soviet Union.  I was there when Dudayev was in power, and bombs were going off in Moscow.  I worked with ordinary Russians - including ones who came from neighboring regions of the Caucuses - who told me about how long the Chechens had been an integral part of organized crime, going back to before the October Revolution.

The US criticized the Russians for using egregious levels of force in the Beslan hostage taking, but condemned the hostage-takers.  I was still in touch with friends there when it happened.

So stop living in a fantasy world, Dickwad.


=================

Dear moran.  You lived there for two years?  Boy, I guess you know everything about Eastern Europe.   MY FAMILY CAME TO THE US FROM EASTERN EUROPE AS REFUGEES AFTER WWII.  I've forget more about people like this then you're ever going to know.   THE US WAS PRO CHECHEN AND ENCOURAGED THE CHECHENS TO ATTACK RUSSIA.

Karma is a biatch, ain't it?
 
2013-04-19 09:10:52 AM

WTF Indeed: Give the kid a taste of home and burn him out like the Russians police do in Chechnya California.

 
2013-04-19 09:10:54 AM

thiefofdreams: Shyla: Theaetetus: luxup: Radio just said Guy is 'forcing their line posting online' and saying 'You killed my brother'

FTFY

That is from a paradoy Twitter account. https://twitter.com/Dzhokhar_A

Parody implies humor. This asshole has farked up police procedures. Another asshat on the internet that can't wait for this to be over to do dumb shiat.

It is not funny, nor humorous, just sick.


THIS x 1,000

Time for people to shut the fark up and let the big boys take care of business.
 
2013-04-19 09:10:55 AM
So apparently this guy's first name is pronounced, "joker."
 
2013-04-19 09:11:04 AM

common sense is an oxymoron: common sense is an oxymoron: Gray house on Boylston Street, guy in gray hoodie with a laptop.

242 Boylston.


And this is Fark's version of OpSec.
 
2013-04-19 09:11:09 AM

common sense is an oxymoron: common sense is an oxymoron: Gray house on Boylston Street, guy in gray hoodie with a laptop.

242 Boylston.


Thanks. Also faved. You have rocked all night as well.
 
2013-04-19 09:11:14 AM
I wonder if he has said anything on a police scanner?
 
2013-04-19 09:11:16 AM

fat_free: Question: Is suspect hatless?


Let's not start blaming the hats please.  Not all hats share the same beliefs...
 
2013-04-19 09:11:17 AM

yukichigai: DamnYankees: If these dudes are innocent, this is gonna be horrible.

Shooting at cops and flinging IEDs out randomly is TOTALLY innocent behavior.


Forgive him. Like most if farks liberals he is distraught over the fact they aren't tea party members.
 
2013-04-19 09:11:18 AM

luxup: But if we really want to inject politics into this...

Clinton - 1st World Trade bombers caught on his watch
Obama - Perpetrators of 1st and 2nd worse terrorist attacks apprehended (matter of time) under his watch.


But enough of that. Radio just said Guy is 'forcing their line' and saying 'You killed my brother' Me thinks we may be at his breaking point. Man, this is going to make one hell of a movie.


Totally unfair. Bush only failed to find bin Laden because he "truly [didn't] care" about finding him, so he took resources away from the search to focus on Iraq. And here you are acting like Bush's failure to find bin Laden resulted from screwed up priorities, negligence, or some other kind of incompetence.
 
2013-04-19 09:11:20 AM
you STILL ran over your farking brother.

wanker.
 
2013-04-19 09:11:26 AM
Posting online now? This is just too surreal.
 
2013-04-19 09:11:38 AM
Why would Chechens be mad at the U.S?
 
2013-04-19 09:11:44 AM
I'm not reading through over 1000 posts......someone give me a recap on what's happened.
 
2013-04-19 09:12:18 AM
 
2013-04-19 09:12:20 AM

muck4doo: Why would Chechens be mad at the U.S?


Because capitalism.
 
2013-04-19 09:12:22 AM

miss diminutive: Posting online now? This is just too surreal.


Nah, that's 4chan.
 
2013-04-19 09:12:41 AM
I dont think they planned all this out well.
 
2013-04-19 09:12:42 AM

bugontherug: Everyone was speculating


I saw a lot of hopeful speculating that they were white. I heard very little speculating, otherwise. Anyone I did see speculating non-white wasn't doing it hopefully.

To be fair, I watched no cable news, and only skimmed the threads. It was just much easier to find "white hope" in these threads.
 
2013-04-19 09:12:53 AM

thiefofdreams: Shyla: Theaetetus: luxup: Radio just said Guy is 'forcing their line posting online' and saying 'You killed my brother'

FTFY

That is from a paradoy Twitter account. https://twitter.com/Dzhokhar_A

Parody implies humor. This asshole has farked up police procedures. Another asshat on the internet that can't wait for this to be over to do dumb shiat.

It is not funny, nor humorous, just sick.


I doubt police procedures have been farked up due to one twitter post. If so, then the terrorists have a new weapon: HTTP POST.
 
2013-04-19 09:12:55 AM
NINE ELEBUN!

I know that's the number of a police unit but still it was an odd thing to hear.
 
2013-04-19 09:12:55 AM
Ok CBS called the guy and talked to him, now they are bugging him on camera?  If this isn't a different guy, they need to stop bombarding this man.
 
2013-04-19 09:12:56 AM

Theaetetus: Shyla: Theaetetus: luxup: Radio just said Guy is 'forcing their line posting online' and saying 'You killed my brother'

FTFY

That is from a paradoy Twitter account. https://twitter.com/Dzhokhar_A

Well, duh. But that's the one they've been repeating on the scanner.


Thinking maybe it's not a parody account. I guess he could have made the account while he was on the run this morning. I checked when his name first came out and it just had those first two tweets there. He has since tweeted in Russian (?) - Who knows, maybe it is real.
 
2013-04-19 09:13:00 AM
KIDS KIDS< GO TO THE POLITICS THREAD WITH YOUR DRIVEL AND LET THE ADULTS RUBBERNECK IN PEACE OK
 
2013-04-19 09:13:03 AM

muck4doo: So much has happened since I posted last night. So, white muslins? Looks like everybody gets to be a little right.


Muslin is a loosely-woven cotton fabric which originated in Bengal in South Asia, which was introduced to Europe from the Middle East in the 17th century.
 
2013-04-19 09:13:14 AM
I swear this was an episode on '24'
 
2013-04-19 09:13:16 AM
There must several dozen Fark Lefties in hysterics this morning. Aw.
 
2013-04-19 09:13:18 AM
Dzhokhar Tsarnaev pronounced joker ?

Why so serious?
 
2013-04-19 09:13:19 AM

USP .45: Fissile: Even now the Tea-hadists on Fox are trying to spin this by calling this pair "Russians".

They've said nothing but "Chechen." Also Chechyna is part of Russia, and I can't even count the number of ethnicities within Russia.


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The Fox people are trying to blame this on the Russians.   They keep stating that these people are "from Southern Russian".  How many Tea-Tards Fox News fans are going to make the distinction?
 
2013-04-19 09:13:21 AM
He'll probably forget to log out and someone will post, "I'm gay" ruining his social life.
 
2013-04-19 09:13:36 AM

Kittypie070: you STILL ran over your farking brother.

wanker.


*puts foofy comforter on kitty*

*brings a sandwich*

"dunno, kiddo"

*stares at FOX feed*
 
2013-04-19 09:13:39 AM

Coco LaFemme: I'm not reading through over 1000 posts......someone give me a recap on what's happened.


The assclowns who bombed the marathon shot some cops last night so now the cops shot one of them and are about to shoot the other.
 
2013-04-19 09:13:40 AM
Uncle on CNN now: " He called me and said, forgive me."
 
2013-04-19 09:13:46 AM

Walker: Kittypie070: waah waah you kilt mah brudder waah snivel I kill u
YOU RAN OVER YOUR BROTHER WITH THE SUV YOU WITLESS VOMIT SACK

THIS!!!


You dont know that.   Be a little more critical thinking could ya?
 
2013-04-19 09:13:54 AM
This is probably weird, but I spent several years living on Boylston in a different city, and it's still jarring every time I hear it in the nation news.

Really hope they catch this guy alive. Killing the suspects only feeds into conspiracy theory shiat among other things. The motherfarker needs to be taken to trial. If I were in Boston I would not leave my house today.
 
2013-04-19 09:14:01 AM

muck4doo: Why would Chechens be mad at the U.S?


Well if this had anything to do with them being Chechens, there is how cozy the US has been with Russia. But given how long the brothers have been in the US, I suspect their ethnicity is about as relevant as their preferences in shoe brands.
 
2013-04-19 09:14:06 AM

Shyla: Thinking maybe it's not a parody account. I guess he could have made the account while he was on the run this morning. I checked when his name first came out and it just had those first two tweets there. He has since tweeted in Russian (?) - Who knows, maybe it is real.


So he may an hero after all?
 
2013-04-19 09:14:13 AM
Always interesting when local news runs out of stuff to report.

BREAKING NEWS: "SUSPECTS UNCLE CALLS NEPHEWS COWARDS & LOSERS.'"

i.imgur.com
 
2013-04-19 09:14:21 AM

vudukungfu: This just in. CNN's reporting that the 7-11 clerk wasn't even supposed to be there that day.


If only he had closed up and participated in the hockey game on the roof
 
2013-04-19 09:14:25 AM

Shyla: Smgth: Shyla: Smgth: Shyla: I need a snack, anyone want anything while I'm up?

Go pee for me.

Imma dood, so you gotta do it standing up.

I'll try, I guess it will work if I stand in the right place.

SO it's merely a stance thing not a biologic design problem? I KNEW IT! Putting the seat down is a feminist conspiracy!

/Ooooooh, the other women are gonna be mad you let that slip...

Don't tell anyone, but it's not only possible, it's kinda fun.


Great, now we have a whole NEW host of people jacking it to this thread!

/The new ones will be a lot less creepy at least...
 
2013-04-19 09:14:38 AM
Ok, a second uncle.  NM my biatching.

But now the family has been reached.  Leave them be.
 
2013-04-19 09:14:40 AM

Haliburton Cummings: KIDS KIDS< GO TO THE POLITICS THREAD WITH YOUR DRIVEL AND LET THE ADULTS RUBBERNECK IN PEACE OK


Nothing says grown up like bold text in all caps
 
2013-04-19 09:14:43 AM

Frederick: Walker: Kittypie070: waah waah you kilt mah brudder waah snivel I kill u
YOU RAN OVER YOUR BROTHER WITH THE SUV YOU WITLESS VOMIT SACK

THIS!!!

You dont know that.   Be a little more critical thinking could ya?


The brother had already been shot up and exploded before he was run over.
 
2013-04-19 09:14:48 AM

Coco LaFemme: I'm not reading through over 1000 posts......someone give me a recap on what's happened.


Well, let's see. First the earth cooled. And then the dinosaurs came, but they got too big and fat, so they all died and they turned into oil. And then the Arabs came and they bought Mercedes Benzes. And Prince Charles started wearing all of Lady Di's clothes. I couldn't believe it.
 
2013-04-19 09:14:55 AM

unchellmatt: Grand_Moff_Joseph: Updated badge for your use:

[lh5.googleusercontent.com image 360x350]

I work for the MIT Police, so I'm getting a kick, yadda yadda and... Thanks for that. For those who are curious, the man killed was a very nice guy, and more than that, he was a Geek, and a damned good one. "We lost one of our own" takes on a double meaning for me now.

This is what we're wearing.

[web.mit.edu image 850x919]


Sorry for your loss.

Neighbor used to be MIT security, so you guys are definitely a cut above what most people probably think of as "college campus cop."
 
2013-04-19 09:14:59 AM

pag1107: Coco LaFemme: I'm not reading through over 1000 posts......someone give me a recap on what's happened.

The assclowns who bombed the marathon shot some cops last night so now the cops shot one of them and are about to shoot the other.


Shot, and grenaded, and IED-ed, and the dead guy had a bomb strapped to his chest, and they think the living guy does, too.
 
2013-04-19 09:15:02 AM

WhyteRaven74: muck4doo: Why would Chechens be mad at the U.S?

Well if this had anything to do with them being Chechens, there is how cozy the US has been with Russia. But given how long the brothers have been in the US, I suspect their ethnicity is about as relevant as their preferences in shoe brands.


So now we're going to ban Pumas? Thanks a bunch, dumbass.
 
2013-04-19 09:15:06 AM

miss diminutive: Posting online now? This is just too surreal.


Fake twitter account, created today with the media photo
 
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