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(ABC) NewsFlash The latest: Boston Marathon bombing suspects identified. One dead, manhunt for the second is underway, ALL OF BOSTON on lockdown   (abcnews.go.com) divider line 2731
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2013-04-19 09:06:20 AM
Nobody is saying where the suspect posted his 'You Killed My Brother' line...  FARK? 4chan? Etsy?
 
2013-04-19 09:06:29 AM

Uakronkid: Homegrown Chechen Islamic Terrorists. Huh.


If they attended a Tea Party rally.... the Mayans win.
 
2013-04-19 09:06:30 AM
home with boyalton street with grey hoodie and laptop. Looking for house number. Not sure if suspect.
 
2013-04-19 09:06:32 AM
Black Hoodie had a laptop.
 
2013-04-19 09:06:33 AM

thiefofdreams: Black hoodie is not suspect.


He was just popping down to the 7-11 for ice tea and skittles.
 
2013-04-19 09:06:33 AM
waah waah you kilt mah brudder waah snivel I kill u
YOU RAN OVER YOUR BROTHER WITH THE SUV YOU WITLESS VOMIT SACK
 
2013-04-19 09:06:35 AM

thiefofdreams: Black hoodie is not suspect.


Of course not. It's an inanimate piece of clothing.
 
2013-04-19 09:06:42 AM
I'm worried he made it out of the perimeter. And all these assholes in hoodies need to be arrested for obstruction of justice
 
2013-04-19 09:06:43 AM

verbaltoxin: RIP KARNOV


Worst. Game ending. Ever.

i22.photobucket.com
 
2013-04-19 09:06:43 AM

Fark It: [www.meh.ro image 455x356]


Is it wrong that I LOL'd?
 
2013-04-19 09:06:45 AM
most likely from a hoax twitter acct:
https://twitter.com/Dzhokhar_A
 
2013-04-19 09:06:47 AM

santadog: My chips have ALWAYS been on Early 20s Male out to set the world record of killing large amount of people in one place at one time.

Male: Check.
Early 20s: Check.

I don't think this has one thing to do with their country of origin.    Just 2 crazy brothers out to get the highest score.


Well the important part here is that you can pat yourself on the back for being right.
 
2013-04-19 09:06:48 AM
Gray house on Boylston Street, guy in gray hoodie with a laptop.
 
2013-04-19 09:06:48 AM

Close2TheEdge: WBUR is reporting that one of the victims may have provided key description of suspect WHEN HE WOKE UP AFTER EMERGENCY SURGERY.  Holy crap.


Yup. Woke up, didn't even ask "where are my legs?" Pointed at a pad of paper and started writing out the description. Amazing
 
2013-04-19 09:06:49 AM

Debeo Summa Credo: Hobodeluxe: they said he is posting online " I will kill all you just like you killed my brother"

Classic.


2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-04-19 09:06:51 AM

the ha ha guy: Local live streams:

WBZ CBS Channel 4: http://boston.cbslocal.com/live-video/

WCVB ABC Channel 5: http://livewire.wcvb.com/Event/117th_Running_of_Boston_Marathon

WHDH NBC Channel 7: http://www1.whdh.com/video/7newslive

WXFT Fox Channel 25: http://www.myfoxboston.com/category/262392/boston-marathon

Boston Globe live twitter: http://live.boston.com/Event/Live_blog_Explosion_in_Copley_Square

Boston Police twitter: https://twitter.com/Boston_Police

Police scanner feed: http://tunein.com/radio/Boston-Police-Fire-and-EMS-Scanner-s146109/

Alternate Police scanner feed: http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/6254/web

If a feed goes down, refreshing the page a few times should bring it back.


Also a direct link for people to drop into VLC or WMP:

http://audio4.radioreference.com/446184308
http://audio5.radioreference.com/446184308
http://audio6.radioreference.com/446184308

etc. etc. etc.
 
2013-04-19 09:07:06 AM

thiefofdreams: Seems they moved the negotiator to another channel. They might actually have him.

Cause that was some haunting shiat.


What?  I didn't know they were negotiating.  What was said?
 
2013-04-19 09:07:14 AM

thiefofdreams: Mike Chewbacca: thiefofdreams: Seems they moved the negotiator to another channel. They might actually have him.

Cause that was some haunting shiat.

Yes. Very haunting.

Not to slap backs, but thanks for hanging and posting. It has been good to be posting with someone that is as interested in getting the facts straight, like myself. Good on you. Faved.


You too, man.
 
2013-04-19 09:07:31 AM

No Expectations: The female anchor on MSNBC has been talking in "I'm about to orgasm" voice for the last hour. It is kinda spooky.


Every woman you've farked sounded terrified?
 
2013-04-19 09:07:31 AM
WBUR (Boston NPR station) seems to have pretty decent -- non hysterical ("OMG Dogs Barking") -- coverage.
http://www.wbur.org/listen/live
 
2013-04-19 09:07:35 AM

Theaetetus: luxup: Radio just said Guy is 'forcing their line posting online' and saying 'You killed my brother'

FTFY


That is from a paradoy Twitter account. https://twitter.com/Dzhokhar_A
 
2013-04-19 09:07:44 AM
Jared Keller  @jaredbkeller
The'online postings' you're hearing about are from @dzhokhar_A, which was created...today. It's fake: https://twitter.com/Dzhokhar_A
 
2013-04-19 09:08:03 AM

Kittypie070: waah waah you kilt mah brudder waah snivel I kill u
YOU RAN OVER YOUR BROTHER WITH THE SUV YOU WITLESS VOMIT SACK


THIS!!!
 
2013-04-19 09:08:12 AM

indarwinsshadow: When our ancestors got into it with Muslim countries in the past, we went in an slaughtered every man, woman and child


You missed some, apparently.
/Don't look at me.
//Seneca.
 
2013-04-19 09:08:14 AM
Give the kid a taste of home and burn him out like the Russians do in Chechnya.
 
2013-04-19 09:08:21 AM
Slava Malamud  @SlavaMalamud
"Tsarnayevs lived most of their lives outside of Chechnya. If they became bad, it's the fault of those who raised them" - Chechnya Prez PR
 
2013-04-19 09:08:45 AM
Question: Is suspect hatless?
 
2013-04-19 09:08:51 AM

Imperialism: Jared Keller  @jaredbkeller
The'online postings' you're hearing about are from @dzhokhar_A, which was created...today. It's fake: https://twitter.com/Dzhokhar_A


GOOD!
 
2013-04-19 09:09:00 AM

Smgth: Shyla: Smgth: Shyla: I need a snack, anyone want anything while I'm up?

Go pee for me.

Imma dood, so you gotta do it standing up.

I'll try, I guess it will work if I stand in the right place.

SO it's merely a stance thing not a biologic design problem? I KNEW IT! Putting the seat down is a feminist conspiracy!

/Ooooooh, the other women are gonna be mad you let that slip...


Don't tell anyone, but it's not only possible, it's kinda fun.
 
2013-04-19 09:09:07 AM
These dudes looks like failed house music DJs.
 
2013-04-19 09:09:07 AM

mcnguyen: How do they know it is him posting that and not some random idiot?


Why would you assume that a random individual would be so irrational and unintelligent as to post threats on the Internet?
 
2013-04-19 09:09:09 AM
Just waking up......

So, they weren't MIT students then?
 
2013-04-19 09:09:11 AM
Killing the suspects instead of capturing them really puts the Laughter in Slaughter.  Don't let the American public have any answers, Johnny Law.

/don't tase me comrade
 
2013-04-19 09:09:13 AM

bulldg4life: Fox News speculating that they were long term sleeper cell....

Yes, 9yo started a sleeper cell. Brilliant.


They start the Unsullied at birth.
 
2013-04-19 09:09:23 AM

Shyla: That is from a paradoy Twitter account. https://twitter.com/Dzhokhar_A


That seems like a REALLY bad idea...hope he's behind 7 proxies.
 
2013-04-19 09:09:23 AM
So much has happened since I posted last night. So, white muslins? Looks like everybody gets to be a little right.
 
2013-04-19 09:09:25 AM

CognaciousThunk: Nobody is saying where the suspect posted his 'You Killed My Brother' line...  FARK? 4chan? Etsy?


FRIENDSTER!
 
2013-04-19 09:09:28 AM

Blue_Blazer: They are white.  In fact, they are more Caucasian than just about anybody else on the planet.


So not white in the way anyone hoping for "white guys" wanted them to be.
 
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2013-04-19 09:09:29 AM

fat_free: Question: Is suspect hatless?


the hat is important.
 
2013-04-19 09:09:29 AM

zerkalo: Dumbass in a hoodie


I know, I know.  It's serious.
 
2013-04-19 09:09:34 AM

common sense is an oxymoron: Gray house on Boylston Street, guy in gray hoodie with a laptop.


242 Boylston.
 
2013-04-19 09:09:43 AM

LlamaGirl: kwame: I'm just here for the two idiots arguing over a picture of a bullet hole on Twitter.

It's the idiots that make the world go round :D


I thought kinky sex made the world go round.
 
2013-04-19 09:09:50 AM
Keep farking that Chechen...
 
2013-04-19 09:09:55 AM

Shyla: They've stumbled on some other basement bomb-builder. What are the odds?


Watertown's where they had that RC airplane bomber awhile back...not sure what happened with him.
 
2013-04-19 09:10:00 AM

Shyla: Theaetetus: luxup: Radio just said Guy is 'forcing their line posting online' and saying 'You killed my brother'

FTFY

That is from a paradoy Twitter account. https://twitter.com/Dzhokhar_A


Parody implies humor. This asshole has farked up police procedures. Another asshat on the internet that can't wait for this to be over to do dumb shiat.

It is not funny, nor humorous, just sick.
 
2013-04-19 09:10:02 AM

fat_free: Question: Is suspect hatless?


No, but I'm pantsless.
 
2013-04-19 09:10:07 AM

Shyla: Theaetetus: luxup: Radio just said Guy is 'forcing their line posting online' and saying 'You killed my brother'

FTFY

That is from a paradoy Twitter account. https://twitter.com/Dzhokhar_A


Well, duh. But that's the one they've been repeating on the scanner.
 
2013-04-19 09:10:32 AM
This...this is a helluva thing to wake up to.  Probably been said already, but this will, in fact, make a great movie when it's all done.

\also, where in the fark did the idea of blaming this on that missing Brown student come from? Just sounds like weapons grade derp to me....
 
2013-04-19 09:10:42 AM

Shyla: Smgth: Shyla: Smgth: Shyla: I need a snack, anyone want anything while I'm up?

Go pee for me.

Imma dood, so you gotta do it standing up.

I'll try, I guess it will work if I stand in the right place.

SO it's merely a stance thing not a biologic design problem? I KNEW IT! Putting the seat down is a feminist conspiracy!

/Ooooooh, the other women are gonna be mad you let that slip...

Don't tell anyone, but it's not only possible, it's kinda fun.


Why would there be any Feminists in a "Man-Hunt" thread?
 
2013-04-19 09:10:43 AM
Stupid kid couldn't even get the indigo Montoya reference right.
 
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