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(ABC) NewsFlash The latest: Boston Marathon bombing suspects identified. One dead, manhunt for the second is underway, ALL OF BOSTON on lockdown   (abcnews.go.com) divider line 2731
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2013-04-19 08:54:56 AM  

poot_rootbeer: You guys are STILL repeating unsubstantiated reports about incidents still in progress?

Knock that shiat off!


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2013-04-19 08:55:14 AM  
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2013-04-19 08:55:17 AM  
Good Guy Kwame:

Profile says dont sponsor because Dyna gets nothing done at work.

Sponsors anyway.
 
2013-04-19 08:55:23 AM  

nekom: Bungles: Why does every Tom Dick and Harry have their guns out, even just the police far from the incident? It looks very silly and unprofessional.

I don't know, might have something to do with the fact that two capital murder suspects have already shot two cops?


Fine for the folk on the front line. People half a mile back co-ordinating the press? Daft and dangerous.
 
2013-04-19 08:55:24 AM  
Where can I catch a live feed online?
 
2013-04-19 08:55:34 AM  

zvoidx: ...did we get to the burning log cabin part yet?


The suspect is heading toward the mountains around Boston as we speak.

$1 million reward for the arrest, capture, and the suspect appearing live at Madison Square Gardens in front of a sold-out crowd.

/If any of the criteria are not met, you get get a half-eaten box of donuts. I'm sorry, but that's the rule.
 
2013-04-19 08:55:36 AM  
PREMITURE UNINFORMED ANALYSIS THAT MAKES DUBIOUS CONNECTIONS AND CONFIRMS MY WORLD VIEW!
 
2013-04-19 08:55:36 AM  

Dynascape: Bad timing for a Rancid song?

"Black coat, white shoes, black hat, Cadillac, the boys a time bomb"


NEVER a bad time for that song.
 
2013-04-19 08:55:37 AM  

Shyla: I need a snack, anyone want anything while I'm up?


Go pee for me.

Imma dood, so you gotta do it standing up.
 
2013-04-19 08:55:48 AM  
Police just moved a massive force of swat and uniforms to surround a house at Dexter and Quimby in Watertown.  They are telling someone to come out over a bullhorn.

They are evacuating residents from the surrounding area.

Looks like they might have located him.
 
2013-04-19 08:55:58 AM  

JohnnyRebel88: I don't know if this is good or bad


i just go with the assumption that it's both.

it's the wheat, the chaff, and the guy jacking off at them being separated.

also, raccoons.
 
2013-04-19 08:56:02 AM  

d23: SarcasticFark: I would assume they said 'locked in the basement' and not 'rocket in the basement'.  I'm rather sure a rocket is more than a little unlikely lol

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They were calling for the EOD at the same time (explosive ordinance department or whatever) It was clearly "rocket" on the scanner.
 
2013-04-19 08:56:06 AM  
 
2013-04-19 08:56:11 AM  
foot pursuit in Willow park in Watertown lead to standoff

guy in grey hoodie opened the door, saw all the police, ran back in. backpack, grey jacket. 25-30 people evacuated out of immediate area. this apparently is in an industrial park
 
2013-04-19 08:56:13 AM  

Dynascape: Good Guy Kwame:

Profile says dont sponsor because Dyna gets nothing done at work.

Sponsors anyway.


Deal with it, Dyna.
 
2013-04-19 08:56:14 AM  

thiefofdreams: DarnoKonrad: poot_rootbeer: You guys are STILL repeating unsubstantiated reports about incidents still in progress?

Knock that shiat off!

it's called play by play.

Yeah, it is like he doesn't understand what police scanners are.

You can listen to what we are posting here.

http://tunein.com/radio/Boston-Police-Fire-and-EMS-Scanner-s146109/

We are just typing it up so people at work that can't listen can see.


And I want to thank you for that. You guys are the only way I'm getting information right now.
 
2013-04-19 08:56:24 AM  

Snarfangel: The suspect is heading toward the mountains around Boston as we speak.


I think all the skiing at Nashoba Valley is done for the year.
 
2013-04-19 08:56:27 AM  
100 East Canton, yet another suspicious package.
 
2013-04-19 08:56:31 AM  

Theory Of Null: Why do I have a feeling the house is going to catch fire?


Because Waco?
 
2013-04-19 08:56:38 AM  
Suspicious 100 east camden, brown box wrapped in tape.

(my thoughts, they have already had numerous boxes like this show up. So possible red herrings to occupy bomb squad?)
 
2013-04-19 08:56:42 AM  

GungFu: LL316: Where can I catch a live feed online?

http://www.myfoxboston.com/category/262392/boston-marathon


Thanks
 
d23 [TotalFark]
2013-04-19 08:56:43 AM  

Shyla: d23: SarcasticFark: I would assume they said 'locked in the basement' and not 'rocket in the basement'.  I'm rather sure a rocket is more than a little unlikely lol

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They were calling for the EOD at the same time (explosive ordinance department or whatever) It was clearly "rocket" on the scanner.


I wonder who the fark did it.
 
2013-04-19 08:56:47 AM  
Today is NOT the day to be a UPS or FedEx delivery guy, either.
 
2013-04-19 08:57:01 AM  
wow, so, are there more people involved, or just stupid people trolling the police?

They get a positive ID on the suspect, and he's outside of the area they were tightening in on.
 
2013-04-19 08:57:01 AM  
Another bomb drop... that shiat.
 
2013-04-19 08:57:10 AM  

Smgth: Shyla: I need a snack, anyone want anything while I'm up?

Go pee for me.

Imma dood, so you gotta do it standing up.


I'll try, I guess it will work if I stand in the right place.
 
2013-04-19 08:57:13 AM  
On nbcnews.com:


BREAKING: Two people in custody as hunt for 2nd bomber continues |
 
2013-04-19 08:57:39 AM  
 
2013-04-19 08:57:44 AM  
 
2013-04-19 08:57:47 AM  

Dynascape: Good Guy Kwame:

Profile says dont sponsor because Dyna gets nothing done at work.

Sponsors anyway.


He says while posting on the main page.

We all know you weren't going to get anything done one way or the other.
 
2013-04-19 08:57:48 AM  

BraveNewCheneyWorld: Xcott: It's strange to see someone get all huffy and offended when people speculate.  I imagine you standing next to a roulette table, screaming "LOOK, IT WAS 17.  ALL OF YOU IDIOTS WHO THOUGHT YOU KNEW WHAT NUMBER IT WOULD BE SHOULD GO FARK YOURSELVES AND BE ASHAMED OF YOUR LIES."

That is perhaps the dumbest comparison ever.  The usual Dem loyalists were trying to exploit a tragedy to demonize their political opponents.  No matter how you look at it, they're immoral douches.  It's really amusing how many people are coming out of the woodwork to defend and downplay their behavior though.  It's almost as if a few people feel guilty...


This is perhaps the dumbest post ever. Everyone was speculating about plausible motives, and both Dem loyalists and Teahadists speculated equally about opposing ideological motives. Now here YOU are, acting like the only people speculating were on the left!

You're trying to exploit a tragedy to demonize your political opponents. No matter how you look at it, you're an immoral douche. It's really amusing how you're coming out to project your own slanderous remarks onto your political opponents in order to downplay your own behavior. It's almost as if you feel guilty...
 
2013-04-19 08:57:48 AM  
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RIP KARNOV
 
2013-04-19 08:57:56 AM  

Shyla: d23: SarcasticFark: I would assume they said 'locked in the basement' and not 'rocket in the basement'.  I'm rather sure a rocket is more than a little unlikely lol

[encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com image 144x192]

They were calling for the EOD at the same time (explosive ordinance department or whatever) It was clearly "rocket" on the scanner.


And has anything about this story from the get-go seemed "likely"???

/ffs
 
2013-04-19 08:57:57 AM  

Mixolydian Master: If they find an NRA book at their house, many bricks will be shiat

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You got something to prove that post was made back on Monday? Genuinely interested.
 
2013-04-19 08:58:00 AM  
Boston Police Dept. @Boston_Police 4m

#MediaAlert: WARNING: Do Not Compromise Officer Safety by Broadcasting Tactical Positions of Homes Being Searched.
 
2013-04-19 08:58:03 AM  
SUV just went by on a tow truck

Fox reporter saying there were gunshots 15m ago and now cops are walking away with no pep in their step
 
2013-04-19 08:58:13 AM  
bastids in god mode
 
2013-04-19 08:58:18 AM  
Watching it at home I saw they had detained two people in kenmore square and police had controlled explosion... whwen I got to work no one was mentioning it. I live on the north shore and it takess me 10 mins to get to work.
 
2013-04-19 08:58:27 AM  

Dynascape: Good Guy Kwame:

Profile says dont sponsor because Dyna gets nothing done at work.

Sponsors anyway.


First world problems.
 
2013-04-19 08:58:29 AM  

Walker: poot_rootbeer: You guys are STILL repeating unsubstantiated reports about incidents still in progress?

Knock that shiat off!

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You're right, let's talk about Lindsay Lohan instead, IN THE FARKING MARATHON BOMBER THREAD.
 
2013-04-19 08:58:34 AM  

WhyteRaven74: bulldg4life: Fox News speculating that they were long term sleeper cell....

Fox News speculating stupid shiat? Where's ,my fainting couch?


IF they came here in 2003, they were like 9 years old. None of this makes any sense at all. Sure, they are Muslim, sure they are against Assad and Russia perhaps, but they seem "American". Possibly even wanting to fight for America in the Olympics. So bizarre. Alex Jones is jizzing his pants right now though thinking of all the brainwashing stories they can make up...
 
2013-04-19 08:58:40 AM  

thiefofdreams: Suspicious 100 east camden, brown box wrapped in tape.

(my thoughts, they have already had numerous boxes like this show up. So possible red herrings to occupy bomb squad?)


Also numerous real bombs earlier.
 
2013-04-19 08:58:43 AM  
BPD just asked media to not broadcast positions of Police tactical units.
Sad that they need to say that.  Stupid media.
 
2013-04-19 08:58:44 AM  

bugontherug: Vodka Zombie: With the information we have, it's best to just say that these guys are murderers.

I'll grant it's not conclusive, but given the Chechen connection, odds are they're Muslims. I suppose it's possible they could be Muslims, and not have a religious motive. I just don't think it's likely.


Sure.  But, we have no idea what their motives are.  Nothing.  They could have just wanted to kill lots of people for no reason whatsoever.  You simply can't have terrorism without a greater cause or mission.  These guys, as it stands, regardless of religion, were not trying to frighten anyone into advancing or bringing attention to a cause.

Not every Muslim has an agenda for destruction of the US.  It the height of ignorance and cowardice to think so.

Now, maybe they will find some hastily scribbled manifesto.  Maybe the last suspect will say something. But, until that happens, they're just farking crazy murderers.  If you feel the need to label them as something worse than that to make yourself feel safer, call them REALLY farking crazy murderers.
 
2013-04-19 08:58:46 AM  

vento: Today is NOT the day to be a UPS or FedEx delivery guy, either.


my new phone is that big of an issue?
 
2013-04-19 08:58:48 AM  
LOL watching the live feed from Boston and some guy just bicycles right by the camera in a hoodie with it pulled over his head.
 
2013-04-19 08:58:51 AM  
the correct pronunciation of this jackass is 'Jahar'.

Jah - har.

the news is mispronouncing his name.
 
2013-04-19 08:59:05 AM  

Mike Chewbacca: Boston Police Dept. @Boston_Police 4m

#MediaAlert: WARNING: Do Not Compromise Officer Safety by Broadcasting Tactical Positions of Homes Being Searched.


Understood. Will only give non-specifics from here on out. Don't follow twitter so thank man.
 
2013-04-19 08:59:05 AM  

verbaltoxin: [upload.wikimedia.org image 222x314]

RIP KARNOV


I dont know why, but I really liked that game when I was kid.  That, and Rygar.

/crap just noticed my TF expired.  Oh well.
 
2013-04-19 08:59:11 AM  
One of the most interesting insights into Tamerlan's personality so far comes from a photo album, titled "Will Box For Passport," that photographer Johannes Hirn took of the slain suspect. Tamerlan was apparently a boxer who hoped to gain citizenship by being selected for the U.S. Olympic team: "Unless his native Chechnya becomes independent, Tamerlan says he would rather compete for the United States than for Russia," Hirn wrote.
Other captions paint Tamerlan as a devoted Muslim. "I'm very religious," he says at one point, noting that he does not smoke or drink alchol. "There are no values anymore," he says, worrying that "people can't control themselves."
Tamerlan also appears isolated and bewildered by American life. "I don't have a single American friend," he laments, despite living in the United States for five years. "I don't understand them."


Maybe this is why he targeted a sporting event; and maybe being a devout Muslim had nothing to do with this?
 
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