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(ABC) NewsFlash The latest: Boston Marathon bombing suspects identified. One dead, manhunt for the second is underway, ALL OF BOSTON on lockdown   (abcnews.go.com) divider line 2731
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2013-04-19 08:23:53 AM

Close2TheEdge: WBUR is reporting that one of the victims may have provided key description of suspect WHEN HE WOKE UP AFTER EMERGENCY SURGERY.  Holy crap.


Yeah, that's Jeff Bauman, also known as the victim in Picture #8.

/if you haven't seen, be forewarned, VERY graphic and NSFW, I don't have a link to post
 
2013-04-19 08:23:59 AM
confirmed that white hat has a suicide vest
 
2013-04-19 08:24:06 AM

BarkingUnicorn: DamnYankees: Cybernetic: DamnYankees: This kid must be scared beyond his mind right now. Not that we need to feel bad for him, but just from a sociological point of view, imagine how farked he must feel.

People like him are not only willing to die for their cause, but actually WANT to die for their cause. They don't seem to fear death the way that a normal, rational person would.

We have no idea what this guy is like or what his cause it. You're making shiat up to fit a pre-determined narrative.

I also like the use of "normal" and "rational" to describe humans.


Granted, I could have used the phrase, "a person who doesn't kill innocents with homemade bombs" in place of "normal, rational person".
 
2013-04-19 08:24:10 AM
...and someone is DDos'ing Reddit this morning.

fark all this shiat.

*flips table*
 
2013-04-19 08:24:12 AM

hinten: Sorry, suspect not found yet, just a general warning: "Suspect is wearing a suicide vest, use extreme caution."


If they think he might blow up, there's no way he's taken in alive.  They'll drop him from a distance rather than risk approaching him while he's still conscious.
 
2013-04-19 08:24:15 AM
Here is the first suspect (dead older brother)'s youtube page:

http://www.youtube.com/user/muazseyfullah/videos

Two of his video categories are "terrorists" and "Islam"
 
2013-04-19 08:24:15 AM
Wait, I'm confused.  Aren't Chechens some of the "good Muslims" that Murica aided and abetted in attacking the Russians?  Didn't the US of Murica repeatedly condemn the Russians for dropping cluster bombs on these "good Muslims"?   It appears that these Chechens made their way here from Turkey.  Isn't Turkey a "good Muslim" country that is a solid friend to Murica, and, even more importantly, a good friend to Israel?  Wasn't Bin Laden armed by Murica when he was killing Russians?  Sure is funny how the "good Muslims" that the US encourages to attack the Russians always seem to end up turning on Murica.
 
2013-04-19 08:24:31 AM

DamnYankees: It's worth mentioning that this bombing makes no sense in terms of Chyechnian independence. How the fark does that cause improve due to this?

Any motive right now is 100% guessing.


This has it making a bit more sense.

Awkward youth/social outcast radicalizes domestically, mostly just to lash out.  Heck, that's the same MO as the Columbine shooters, without the religious BS.  These guys just happened to be given the keys to something a bit bigger.
 
2013-04-19 08:24:36 AM

Close2TheEdge: WBUR is reporting that one of the victims may have provided key description of suspect WHEN HE WOKE UP AFTER EMERGENCY SURGERY.  Holy crap.


It was the guy from that photo with the shredded legs. White hat put his bag down right next to him and it blew up. There's a ink in one of the other threads about it
 
2013-04-19 08:24:39 AM

jrodr018: Just Bob: Watertown in lockdown.  How comforting it must be as a Watertown resident, where a class A firearm permit is near impossible to obtain, knowing that you're hunkered down and armed with nothing north of some charming butter knives while a psycho armed terrorist is running around.

How comforting for other citizens that there are no untrained idiots running around with weapons, itching to pull the trigger.

/Two can play that game
//Wild wild west, when everything was so peaceful


Boot hill was very peaceful.

/deadpan
 
2013-04-19 08:24:39 AM
For all those hoping that Subject #2 gets taken alive, I doubt you'll get your wish. Subject #1 was apparently wearing a bomb of some sort, so it sounds like neither brother intends to be taken alive. If surrounded, #2 will likely rush the cops (as his brother tried to do), with the intention of taking as many police with him as he can.

Bad day, be safe MA Farkers.
 
2013-04-19 08:24:40 AM

WhyteRaven74: BraveNewCheneyWorld: Remember just a few days ago when scores of you Dem loyalists insisted that this must be various right wing domestic groups? Go F*ck Yourselves.

Nothing so far rules out this being purely domestic.


What? Are you serious?

Bombing suspects IDd as Chechnyan brothers

DarnoKonrad: WhyteRaven74: BraveNewCheneyWorld: Remember just a few days ago when scores of you Dem loyalists insisted that this must be various right wing domestic groups? Go F*ck Yourselves.

Nothing so far rules out this being purely domestic.

It is domestic.  These guys were children 10 years ago.  Whoever they are, and whatever their motives are, they grew up in American suburbia.


A law enforcement intelligence bulletin obtained by the AP identified the surviving bomb suspect as Dzhokhar A. Tsarnaev (JOE-khar Tsahr-NEYE-ev), 19, of Cambridge, Mass.

Two law enforcement officials told AP that Tsarnaev and the other suspect who was not immediately identified have been living legally in the U.S. for at least one year.

WinoRhino: BraveNewCheneyWorld: Remember just a few days ago when scores of you Dem loyalists insisted that this must be various right wing domestic groups?  Go F*ck Yourselves.

One or two are scores? You're a moron.


It was more than one or 2 people here claiming that they were domestic right wingers. Look, if you don't like how your cohorts make you look right now, maybe you should remember that for next time. Lying about it isn't going to help you.
 
2013-04-19 08:24:44 AM
977 Tremont--book bag found
 
2013-04-19 08:24:48 AM

Peki: Trigger reported being found. But didn't mention that suspect one's vest blew.


they were talking about suspect #1's vest and the trigger.

they were putting out a general warning that white hat may have a similar vest and to watch out for a trigger.
 
2013-04-19 08:24:54 AM

Close2TheEdge: WBUR is reporting that one of the victims may have provided key description of suspect WHEN HE WOKE UP AFTER EMERGENCY SURGERY.  Holy crap.


Yeah, the guy from the infamous picture #8.
 
2013-04-19 08:24:58 AM

DamnYankees: Dude on CNN right now knows the suspect.


Good lookin out, thanks for the heads up. I had switched to MSNBC 4 hours ago.
 
2013-04-19 08:24:58 AM

BarkingUnicorn: soopey: Frederick: How long until Bostonians get fed up and go looking for this guy despite police saying to stay inside?

When the coffee runs out.

What time do the bars open?


They ain't opening today. That's what a personal stash is for.
 
2013-04-19 08:24:59 AM

100 Watt Walrus: Kittypie070: DamnYankees: This kid must be scared beyond his mind right now. Not that we need to feel bad for him, but just from a sociological point of view, imagine how farked he must feel.

And the people of Boston should care why, exactly?

At what point did DamnYankees say the people of Boston should care? It looks like you only read the part of that sentence which you bolded.


I derped :(

Sowwy.
 
2013-04-19 08:25:09 AM

neversubmit: So what you are saying is... your sarcasm meter is broken.


It's still warming up with the first cup of coffee, I'll admit  :)
 
2013-04-19 08:25:14 AM

Fibro: Over the scanner, I *think* they just said that: the dead suspect had a trigger on him and therefore the suspect at large may have a suicide vest on.  Is this right?


Yes. The first brother had a small bomb on his chest. The hospital did say he had shrapnel and thermal burns as well as bullet wounds. They were never clear if it blew or not. I think they are waiting until this is over to let all that info out.
 
2013-04-19 08:25:26 AM

Smgth: yukichigai: Man the scanner chatter is active but rather... unenlightening now.

Thanks, I was wondering what was going on...I was missing the constant updating from the horde of scannerheads...not enough to do it myself, tho...


http://audio4.radioreference.com/446184308
http://audio7.radioreference.com/446184308
http://audio2.radioreference.com/446184308

etc. etc. etc.  Switch numbers as needed.

Take one of those links and drop it in VLC or WMP.

They're reminding people about the suicide vest the guy may be wearing.  Nothing specific, but the warning's been out on multiple channels now.
 
2013-04-19 08:25:27 AM

DarnoKonrad: BarkingUnicorn: This is why I despise empathy.

People who plant bombs to kill others wantonly also lack the quality.


If this is political terrorism and not random craziness, I'll wager empathy plays a large role.  Just not empathy for Bostonians.
 
2013-04-19 08:25:34 AM
His trunk??
 
2013-04-19 08:25:37 AM

unchellmatt: Grand_Moff_Joseph: Updated badge for your use:

[lh5.googleusercontent.com image 360x350]

I work for the MIT Police, so I'm getting a kick, yadda yadda and... Thanks for that. For those who are curious, the man killed was a very nice guy, and more than that, he was a Geek, and a damned good one. "We lost one of our own" takes on a double meaning for me now.

This is what we're wearing.

[web.mit.edu image 850x919]




Please accept my condolences for your department, and thank you for your guys hard work.
 
2013-04-19 08:25:37 AM

unchellmatt: Smgth: unchellmatt: Grand_Moff_Joseph: Updated badge for your use:

[lh5.googleusercontent.com image 360x350]

I work for the MIT Police, so I'm getting a kick, yadda yadda and... Thanks for that. For those who are curious, the man killed was a very nice guy, and more than that, he was a Geek, and a damned good one. "We lost one of our own" takes on a double meaning for me now.

This is what we're wearing.

[web.mit.edu image 850x919]

Well, as I'm sure you know, Farkers thoughts are with y'all...

Thank you, Sir, and everyone else.


Stay safe.
 
2013-04-19 08:25:39 AM

the ha ha guy: Mike Chewbacca: the ha ha guy: Scanner: "Subject reported to be wearing a suicide vest. Use extreme caution."

Yes, the older brother had a suicide vest.


Both do, not just the dead one. I was transcribing the feed as it came in, they're repeating the suicide vest warning as I type this: "Current outstanding party may be wearing a suicide vest."


Yes.
 
2013-04-19 08:25:40 AM

Smgth: DamnYankees: Dude on CNN right now knows the suspect.

Good lookin out, thanks for the heads up. I had switched to MSNBC 4 hours ago.


I usually watch MSNBC but I loathe Morning Joe.
 
2013-04-19 08:25:42 AM
I can't help give a short laugh about all last night's FARK speculation as to the ethnicity of the perpetrators.  Chechen is literally as caucasian as you can get.
 
2013-04-19 08:25:46 AM

dumbobruni: people don't buy guns from other states?


You have to buy in your state of residence. Even if I'm doing a private sale (where legal), I'm checking the ID of the person I'm selling to to make sure they live in my state (could be a Bloomberg agent for all I know). So if they bought guns in Virginia, they had help - or when the FBI/ATF figures out who initially bought the weapons and sold them to out of staters 'by accident', they're royally farked.
 
2013-04-19 08:25:49 AM

Ham Sandvich: hinten: Subject found and cornered: "Use extreme caution, he might have a suicide vest on."

Got a source?


Lots of us are listening to the scanner. If you see 15 posts about it, that's probably where it came from.

Individual data point are suspect though, and there are/were lots of misunderstandings over the night (number of suspects, alive/dead, etc.).
 
2013-04-19 08:25:56 AM

Dynascape: ...and someone is DDos'ing Reddit this morning.

fark all this shiat.

*flips table*


I think the point is everybody trying to access reddit is accidentally DDoSing them. Nobody needs to do a DDoS, we're doing it accidentally.
 
2013-04-19 08:26:05 AM

Jim_Tressel's_O-Face: GoldSpider: They start running background checks on pressure cookers when I wasn't looking?

If pressure cookers are being fired at cops, then maybe we should.


A pressure cooker was thrown at cops.
 
2013-04-19 08:26:08 AM

Fissile: Aren't Chechens some of the "good Muslims" that Murica aided and abetted in attacking the Russians?


Given the brothers haven't lived over there in ages? It may be completely immaterial as to where they're from. Indeed what they just did may have nothing to do with their place of origin, ethnicity, religion etc.
 
2013-04-19 08:26:12 AM

BraveNewCheneyWorld: of Cambridge, Mass.


like I said, domestic.
 
2013-04-19 08:26:12 AM

Bit'O'Gristle: kwame: Bit'O'Gristle: /epic facepalm to end all facepalms.

Don't forget the part where you missed the whole point of what he was saying.

/Hm...let me re read.  Nope, looks like he's more worried about the mental state of the asshole terrorist than anything else.


Not worried about it, just acknowledging it. It IS interesting, if the older brother was the leader of the pair. Now the younger, the follower, is alone without guidance from the older. His state of mind is absolutely relevant right now, and will guide his actions.

(yes this is supposition, as is farking everything else in this thread.)
 
2013-04-19 08:26:15 AM

BarkingUnicorn: soopey: Frederick: How long until Bostonians get fed up and go looking for this guy despite police saying to stay inside?

When the coffee runs out.

What time do the bars open?


Bars can serve alcohol at 8 AM. But this is the Boston metropolitan area, nearly everyone has a fully stocked bar in their home.
 
2013-04-19 08:26:23 AM
The older brother wanted to fight for either the US or Chechnian in the Olympics... he was a National Golden Glove-level fighter. WTH?

They are all against Russia and have some postings against Assad - WTF blow up kids in our streets?
 
2013-04-19 08:26:29 AM

Dynascape: ...and someone is DDos'ing Reddit this morning.

fark all this shiat.

*flips table*


FARK too it would seem.
 
2013-04-19 08:26:32 AM
black bag found on Tremont and Hammond
 
2013-04-19 08:26:39 AM

Migrating Coconut: thisiszombocom: from twitter, when the polie/army was surrounding the suspects's house:  http://twitter.com/shawna_england/status/325188104912785408

way to give away the police's position
[pbs.twimg.com image 600x600]

Are those shopped? I'm sure someone can see the pixels better than me. Looks just like guys laying prone in BF3.


I thought that too.
 
2013-04-19 08:26:40 AM

magores: Not Jihadist, not Teahadist, not even real Russians.

I hope they get the other one alive so we can all find out "Why the fark?"


My guess is "lunatic sh*tpails" are looking into the terrorist business.
 
2013-04-19 08:26:41 AM

jylcat: Imperialism: Is the emergency broadcast in use in Boston? Like for people who wake up and don't know the city is in lockdown and get in their car? If it doesn't get used for today, would it ever?

It wasn't even used on 9/11


Boston wasn't in lockdown on 9/11

I was working downtown, in the Financial District. Weirdest day of my work life, but there was no lockdown. T running as normal got me home to Quincy that night.
 
2013-04-19 08:26:56 AM
Need more T-72's in this country. They make short work of Chechens.

i.imgur.com
 
2013-04-19 08:27:03 AM

Dynascape: ...and someone is DDos'ing Reddit this morning.

fark all this shiat.

*flips table*


On the scale of things anyone should give a sh*t about, that falls down somewhere near not having a clean spoon to stir your coffee.
 
2013-04-19 08:27:05 AM
Stay safe people.
 
2013-04-19 08:27:06 AM
Also, Id be willing to bet my years wages that Russia is currently about ready to curb stomp anything that squeaks around the Chechen border, with probably tacit American "not-give-a-farkery"
 
2013-04-19 08:27:07 AM

Alonjar: [img89.imageshack.us image 837x547]

Picture of the dead suspect (a boxer)


and here is his youtube site

http://www.youtube.com/user/muazseyfullah/videos?flow=grid&view=15"> http://www.youtube.com/user/muazseyfullah/videos?flow=grid&view=15

probably an islamic terrorist
 
2013-04-19 08:27:09 AM

zerkalo: farking chechens


Came here to say this.  Targeting innocent kids and not giving a fark about it seems to be considered good strategy to these farks.
 
2013-04-19 08:27:20 AM

office_despot: I can't help give a short laugh about all last night's FARK speculation as to the ethnicity of the perpetrators.  Chechen is literally as caucasian as you can get.


There wasn't actually very much of that.
 
2013-04-19 08:27:21 AM

BraveNewCheneyWorld: It was more than one or 2 people here claiming that they were domestic right wingers. Look, if you don't like how your cohorts make you look right now, maybe you should remember that for next time. Lying about it isn't going to help you.


With each post you make yourself look like more and more of an idiot. Cohorts? Because I post on the same huge web site? You're a complete idiot. Keep posting to underscore it.
 
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