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(ABC) NewsFlash The latest: Boston Marathon bombing suspects identified. One dead, manhunt for the second is underway, ALL OF BOSTON on lockdown   (abcnews.go.com) divider line 2731
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2013-04-19 07:59:13 AM

Debeo Summa Credo: thisiszombocom: SarcasticFark: Just Another OC Homeless Guy: Wasn't Chechnya behind that theater hostage thing in Moscow some years ago where several dozen or hundred people died?

Yes, also responsible for the Beslan school massacre.

im pretty sure the russian police were also responsible for the Beslan school massacre as well

Wow. Lots of terrorist apologists here today.

Who was responsible when they blew up the apartment buildings? Russian construction engineers?


not apologizing for terrorists, just pointing out russias crazy autocratic police force.  you're first priority in a hostage situation should be, you know, saving the hostages, not FARK YOU AND YOUR POLITICAL AGENDA
 
2013-04-19 07:59:14 AM

Smgth: what_now: I really, really hope they catch this motherfarker alive. I want some sort of farking explanation.

I hope you aren't holding your breath.

You think only one brother remembered to put on his suicide vest this morning?

well, yesterday...


by "suicide vest" you mean "70 bullets from FBI/BPD/ATF"?
 
2013-04-19 07:59:19 AM

nekom: Keeping my fingers crossed that they get suspect #2 alive.  This is PROBABLY not related to a larger group, but just in case it is, would be nice to have one of them alive to grill.


I'd like to get him alive.

He'd stay alive too. For DAYS.
 
2013-04-19 07:59:23 AM

lightwell: I could only imagine the horror of the parents when they find out what their children have done. Parents worst nightmare.


Not every parents':

images.publicradio.org
 
2013-04-19 07:59:23 AM
Hey! Maybe the marathon bombing was a false flag to cover the 711 robbery!
 
2013-04-19 07:59:41 AM
Older brother seemed to have a Italian-Portugese girlfriend who converted to Islam. Regrets?
 
2013-04-19 07:59:43 AM

Dr.Zom: Kid's pretty damn evasive for a 20 year old.


I read somewhere that he's 6' and 130 lbs. Which, coming from a fellow slim person, means he could sneak into some pretty tiny spaces.

/posting from a utensil drawer
 
2013-04-19 07:59:53 AM

msupf: Ham Sandvich: Bullet hole in my wall from Watertown shootout. My head was there minutes before. #watertown twitter.com/Dutchguy000/st...
- Kristian Tuinzing (@Dutchguy000) April 19, 2013

he's doing worse now.
can't get twitter to open, someone care to shame this twit?


What a goddamn douche nozzle. The other guy has been all over the news giving interviews. This little shiat is just trying to be an internet star by claiming something that at this point looks like an AW on someone else's near tragedy.
 
2013-04-19 07:59:56 AM

thisiszombocom: i blame putin.

THANKS PUTIN


Dzhokar is a pretty common name in the 'stans.
 
2013-04-19 08:00:04 AM

DamnYankees: Craziest scenario? Marco Rubio hired these guys to tank immigration reform.


Crazy like a fox!
 
2013-04-19 08:00:08 AM
Governor Patrick is on, no questions allowed to be asked
 
2013-04-19 08:00:21 AM

Peki: Ooooh. . hey is that nurse from Beth Israel still on? JennyArcade, I think?? . . haven't seen them post for a bit. . .


I think they went on lockdown in her hospital and she posted briefly after the HIPAA stuff, but hasn't been on since just after midnight or thereabouts.
 
2013-04-19 08:00:30 AM

yukichigai: Peki: Ooooh. . hey is that nurse from Beth Israel still on? JennyArcade, I think?? . . haven't seen them post for a bit. . .

She can't give out any info at all.  She came on again just to say she couldn't say any more, other than her supervisor told her she might not be able to leave without being frisked and whatnot.


Wasn't looking for info. Was looking to make sure they were still okay. (Yeah, haven't heard anything on the scanner, but hey, doesn't mean shiat could happen)
 
2013-04-19 08:00:34 AM

msupf: Dutchguy000


It could be AKitz's roomate. He did say "we" multiple times and never "I".
 
2013-04-19 08:00:40 AM

OregonVet: Ham Sandvich: Bullet hole in my wall from Watertown shootout. My head was there minutes before. #watertown twitter.com/Dutchguy000/st...
- Kristian Tuinzing (@Dutchguy000) April 19, 2013

I call bullshiat- that hole is at least a week old.


it's legit, but it happened to a different person, who posted additional photos of cops and bomb detection robots in the street below him, as well as proof of the firefight.

this asshat is co-opting this one photo for fame.
 
2013-04-19 08:00:41 AM

DamnYankees: If these dudes are innocent, this is gonna be horrible.


They wouldn't of shot back.
 
2013-04-19 08:00:51 AM

GoldSpider: True, and evidently they were able to acquire guns without a background check.


Are you assuming they went to a local sporting store and bought them?
 
2013-04-19 08:00:59 AM

Smgth: what_now: I really, really hope they catch this motherfarker alive. I want some sort of farking explanation.

I hope you aren't holding your breath.

You think only one brother remembered to put on his suicide vest this morning?

well, yesterday...




There's not just a need for an explanation, somebody radicalised those brothers, taught them how to make bombs and made them think that the murder of strangers was a good idea. If reports are correct and they came to the US in 2003, the fugitive would have been 10 at the time. He wouldn't have been destined to be a terrorist at that point. There's a lot of investigation to be done into the brothers' associates and their activities in the years leading up to this.
 
2013-04-19 08:01:06 AM
Someone call the second guy and ask if he wants to go see BEEG AMERICAN TEETEES!
 
2013-04-19 08:01:06 AM

SlothB77: Chechnya = islamic terrorism


Given that so far there's no evidence he's Chechen or ever spent time there and he's been in the US for 10 years? Not in this case.
 
2013-04-19 08:01:09 AM
JesusIsNowBlind

Chechnya? Hoo boy I forsee a new front in the War On Terror (tm)

Naw. No oil. This will be "We are united with our Russian allies to contain and remove the threat of terror from this breakaway region. The Russian people will get our hopes, our prayers, our drones, our money, our support and our killbots. But mainly money, drones and killbots."

Ohh "Money, drones and Killbots". That's a pretty neat song title. Where's Warren Zevon? Oh... right. Sorry.
 
2013-04-19 08:01:18 AM

dittybopper: zerkalo: farking chechens

Wait:  I was under the impression that it was right wing domestic terrorism.  I mean, based on the speculation on new shows and on a lot of people on Fark, I thought it was the next Timothy McVeigh.


No, that was the guy mailing Ricin to Senators.
 
2013-04-19 08:01:19 AM
Updated badge for your use:

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2013-04-19 08:01:30 AM

thisiszombocom: from twitter, when the polie/army was surrounding the suspects's house:  http://twitter.com/shawna_england/status/325188104912785408

way to give away the police's position
[pbs.twimg.com image 600x600]


Right, because as a terrorist who is literally running from house to house on the run for his life, he has to stop and check his twitter account for any breaking news...
 
2013-04-19 08:01:37 AM

Zagloba: SundaesChild: They really wanted a Big Gulp.

All he wanted was a Pepsi, just one Pepsi.


They wanted a liter 'o cola.
 
2013-04-19 08:01:39 AM
My wife is flying from Philly to Nashville this morning. She was in line with two guys flying to Boston. They were told that while the plane may still fly to Boston they wouldn't be able to go anywhere due to all of this. Everything is shut down.
 
2013-04-19 08:01:45 AM

common sense is an oxymoron: bloobeary: ole prophet: http://m.gawker.com/5995034/active-shooter-incident-at-mit-mit-police - officer-shot

Thankye. Much appreciated.

So there was a third one... wonder if that was the person who closed the door at 89 Dexter at around 5am.


They haven't found the second one yet. Suspicious sightings everywhere, both inside and outside the police perimeter.


Lady closed the door on 89 Dexter, they have swept the house. All clear. One suspect was arrested and later released, wrong place, wrong time, with a big backpack.
 
2013-04-19 08:01:51 AM

alwaysjaded: nekom: Keeping my fingers crossed that they get suspect #2 alive.  This is PROBABLY not related to a larger group, but just in case it is, would be nice to have one of them alive to grill.

I remember some point last night someone said the police were asking for a laptop to play a video . I could be wrong though. There was so much going on last night.


They were asking for a laptop with Wifi and a VGA hookup at the command center.  Probably just wanted to videoconference someone in.
 
2013-04-19 08:01:52 AM

what_now: Smgth: what_now: I really, really hope they catch this motherfarker alive. I want some sort of farking explanation.

I hope you aren't holding your breath.

You think only one brother remembered to put on his suicide vest this morning?

well, yesterday...

by "suicide vest" you mean "70 bullets from FBI/BPD/ATF"?


Well the dead guy had a suicide vest on, but he fell on some bullets before it went off....then his brother ran his ass over...unsure about when it actually went off...
 
2013-04-19 08:02:02 AM
It's going to be hard to be a Jehova's Witness this morning in Boston.
 
2013-04-19 08:02:10 AM
Hell of week for Boston
 
2013-04-19 08:02:20 AM
Oh goodie, the servers are back.

Gotta go for now, but I hope they catch this f*cker, and quick. Stay safe, Boston.
 
2013-04-19 08:02:21 AM

Bit'O'Gristle: what_now: I really, really hope they catch this motherfarker alive. I want some sort of farking explanation.

/I'm taking a wild shot in the dark here, and going with Islamic fundies. I could be wrong, but I'm not.


Ok, fine. But his beef isn't with us, it's with Putin. Why target the Boston Marathon? Why target Boston at all? We held farking protests over Russia's treatment of Chechnya. I'm absolutely positive I saw a rally for Chechnya in Copley sq, which is 1) where we hold our our pointless rallies and 2) EXACTLY WHERE THE BOMB WENT OFF??

I mean...what POSSIBLE reason could he have for targeting us?
 
2013-04-19 08:02:24 AM
Don't know much about Chechnya, so I went to skim wikipedia.  Apparently someone is having fun.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chechyna
 
2013-04-19 08:02:28 AM

what_now: by "suicide vest" you mean "70 bullets from FBI/BPD/ATF"?



The police scanner said that he had an explosive strapped to his chest which detonated at some point, and they believe the other suspect has one as well.
 
2013-04-19 08:02:29 AM

Close2TheEdge: Not to make light of it, but these are the dumbest terrorists ever.  On the lam, and they hold up a convenience store, carjack a soccer mom, and then go into a heavily populated suburb?  Way to stay hidden, guys.


I think their mindset is more they know they'll be caught or killed so might as well go out with gun's a blazin'
 
2013-04-19 08:02:41 AM

what_now: Smgth: what_now: I really, really hope they catch this motherfarker alive. I want some sort of farking explanation.

I hope you aren't holding your breath.

You think only one brother remembered to put on his suicide vest this morning?

well, yesterday...

by "suicide vest" you mean "70 bullets from FBI/BPD/ATF"?


No, we all heard on the scanner the cops talking about how Black Hat had strapped a bomb on his chest. Also, there was a "code black" at Beth Israel, which is supposedly code for bomb.
 
2013-04-19 08:02:48 AM
This kid must be scared beyond his mind right now. Not that we need to feel bad for him, but just from a sociological point of view, imagine how farked he must feel.
 
2013-04-19 08:02:52 AM

CeroX: thisiszombocom: from twitter, when the polie/army was surrounding the suspects's house:  http://twitter.com/shawna_england/status/325188104912785408

way to give away the police's position
[pbs.twimg.com image 600x600]

Right, because as a terrorist who is literally running from house to house on the run for his life, he has to stop and check his twitter account for any breaking news...


One day it'll be like that.. why not today?
 
2013-04-19 08:02:56 AM
Hope the cops just wound him from the knees down.
 
2013-04-19 08:03:10 AM

Close2TheEdge: Not to make light of it, but these are the dumbest terrorists ever.  On the lam, and they hold up a convenience store, carjack a soccer mom, and then go into a heavily populated suburb?  Way to stay hidden, guys.


/Thank God they are as stupid as they look. Usually criminals like this often show themselves by talking about their crimes to their "friends" who turn them in, or in this case, go full retard and rob a seven eleven, shoot a cop, and throw explosives at responding officers.  If they had just hidden in a basement in another state we would have never found them.  OH...and LOLOLOL at the younger brother driving over the bullet ridden corpse of his asshole brother to save his own skin..  Nice touch. I wish i could get a shot of that, would make a nice wallpaper for my computer.
 
2013-04-19 08:03:19 AM
 
2013-04-19 08:03:28 AM

Mike Chewbacca: msupf: Dutchguy000

It could be AKitz's roomate. He did say "we" multiple times and never "I".


possible, but Akitz never mentioned roommate, and this is hours after the fact, so even if it is the roommate, I highly suspect he was there before or after.
 
2013-04-19 08:03:33 AM

Rwa2play: GoldSpider: WTF Indeed: What do you mean? The bombers are Caucasian.

True, and evidently they were able to acquire guns without a background check.

If true, wow the NRA's gonna see hell for that~!  So will those 45 Senators that voted down the background checks (watered down as it was).


Yep, I said something like that way back on thread #1.  If these guys used background check-less channels to get their weapons and ammo, the schadenfreude meter on the Senate is going to implode.
 
2013-04-19 08:03:48 AM

Mike Chewbacca: JohnnyRebel88: The one brother that was shot had shrapnel in him.  It's a shame that he was shot and not tried in a court of law.  God Bless those police officers who died today,  At 19yrs old, it would be quite difficult to to put a gun in one's own mouth.  The fact he didn't shoot himself shows that he wasn't ready to go quietly.

He strapped a bomb to his chest and it apparently went off. That's why he had shrapnel in him, and that's why the cops made the other (non-terrorist) guy strip down naked.


fap?
 
2013-04-19 08:03:50 AM

BaaTheSheep: GoldSpider True, and evidently they were able to acquire guns without a background check.

I don't know about that.  As a foreign national I passed a background check in 20 seconds flat.  It checked there was no known reason to sell me the firearm - blacklist, not whitelist.


(threadjack)
Holy hell, Baa...where have you been??? You still over here?
(/threadjack)
 
2013-04-19 08:03:59 AM
Dang, did they just put all of Boston in Martial Lock-down?
 
2013-04-19 08:04:00 AM
Some overpaid, government lackey let them into the country and never paid any attention past that.
Could we hold them at least partially responsible?
The douchebag running now has a scholarship.
That horrible system needs to be fixed asap
 
2013-04-19 08:04:08 AM

DamnYankees: This kid must be scared beyond his mind right now. Not that we need to feel bad for him, but just from a sociological point of view, imagine how farked he must feel.


Keep farking that Chechen.
 
2013-04-19 08:04:09 AM

SpdrJay: Hey! Maybe the marathon bombing was a false flag to cover the 711 robbery!


711 = 911?
 I need to go check out infowars for entertainment and see the what they have to say.
 
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