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(ABC) NewsFlash The latest: Boston Marathon bombing suspects identified. One dead, manhunt for the second is underway, ALL OF BOSTON on lockdown   (abcnews.go.com) divider line 2731
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2013-04-19 07:49:41 AM
As much as I loathe to do this, I must leave you fine folk and get some sleep... It's been an interesting night. Thank you all for the news and updates!
 
2013-04-19 07:49:52 AM

Grand_Moff_Joseph: WTF?


The old Mad Rusian Bomber angle.
 
2013-04-19 07:50:03 AM

Peki: alwaysjaded: Peki: New thread?

Number 4 for me. . .

Ditto. Work got shot to hell last night. Night crew Farkers were on the ball last night. Get much better news here. And with jokes.

Hope they nail that scumbag racoon.....

I believe we have a new meme.

And yes, Fark being awesome is why I don't get my news from TV.

/Thanks all who provided transcriptions, links, and calm words


If we're new memeing this, I vote Mr. In-&-Out.
 
2013-04-19 07:50:14 AM
Damn, I missed a lot!
 
2013-04-19 07:50:14 AM

Alonjar: thisispete: Chechens? That came out of left field. Typically they go after Russians. What's their beef with the US?

Chechens were the primary foreign fights in Iraq and Afghanistan.  Chechnya is a breeding ground for radical muslim terrorists, which they export all over the world.


Japan does cars, China does MSG, India does horrible IT support, and Chechnya does terrorism.  It's kind of their shtick.
 
2013-04-19 07:50:15 AM

Popcorn Johnny: Blue_Blazer: I'm not sure what's funny, even the police have repeatedly referred to them as white.  Dude looks white to me, just like I told you last night.

You really need to adjust the brightness on your monitor. Either that of you classify people using an Oreo cookie as your reference.


Really?  WTF color do you think he is then?  I'm Appalachian White, and he's probably whiter than I am.  He's certainly whiter than his yellow friend (no offense) in the picture Walker posted
 
2013-04-19 07:50:19 AM
I really, really hope they catch this motherfarker alive. I want some sort of farking explanation.
 
2013-04-19 07:50:30 AM

magores: I hope they get the other one alive so we can all find out "Why the fark?"


that's what I fear will happen, they'll kill them because they shot cops
 
2013-04-19 07:50:36 AM

vudukungfu: Grand_Moff_Joseph: WTF?

The old Mad Rusian Bomber angle.


So, Crazy Ivan?


/one ping only
 
2013-04-19 07:50:37 AM

yukichigai: Mike Chewbacca: JohnnyRebel88: The one brother that was shot had shrapnel in him.  It's a shame that he was shot and not tried in a court of law.  God Bless those police officers who died today,  At 19yrs old, it would be quite difficult to to put a gun in one's own mouth.  The fact he didn't shoot himself shows that he wasn't ready to go quietly.

He strapped a bomb to his chest and it apparently went off. That's why he had shrapnel in him, and that's why the cops made the other (non-terrorist) guy strip down naked.

Networks are reporting that Black Hat was run over by the cops, not shot.  THEN they discovered the explosives on him, hence not approaching the body for the longest time.


The doctor who tried to resuscitate him at Beth Israel said he had multiple gunshot wounds and shrapnel.
 
2013-04-19 07:50:44 AM
it's being reported that they came into the country in 2002/2003.  Thanks Obama!
 
2013-04-19 07:50:45 AM

thisiszombocom: SarcasticFark: Just Another OC Homeless Guy: Wasn't Chechnya behind that theater hostage thing in Moscow some years ago where several dozen or hundred people died?

Yes, also responsible for the Beslan school massacre.

im pretty sure the russian police were also responsible for the Beslan school massacre as well


Wow. Lots of terrorist apologists here today.

Who was responsible when they blew up the apartment buildings? Russian construction engineers?
 
2013-04-19 07:50:48 AM
Hmmm... not American... So what kind of Muslim are they again?
 
2013-04-19 07:50:50 AM

Insertwitty Namehere: Just Another OC Homeless Guy: Wasn't Chechnya behind that theater hostage thing in Moscow some years ago where several dozen or hundred people died?

Yes, Chechen rebels.


Yes, but it was Cheech'n rebels.

www.akirathedon.com
 
2013-04-19 07:50:52 AM
Goddamn sleep! I go to bed and look what happens.

Whelp, looks like I'm getting nothin' done again today...
 
2013-04-19 07:50:58 AM
...did we get to the burning log cabin part yet?
 
2013-04-19 07:51:04 AM
One thing I have noticed:

the shift change for the police forces could have been done much better. Too many officers coming on duty had really bad, or no info.

The cab situation is a good example. He thought there were three suspects, all at large, and kept demanding the third photo be sent, not realizing (or listening) that there were only two suspects to begin with, and one was dead. He kept complaining that he was being sent doubles of one guy and no third suspect pic.
 
2013-04-19 07:51:07 AM

dittybopper: Mixolydian Master: If they find an NRA book at their house, many bricks will be shiat

[i.imgur.com image 850x198]

Senator Frank Lautenberg is *ALREADY* proposing that black powder, substitutes thereof, and smokeless powder for reloading be subject to background checks.


Well that guy's a dick wad.
I'm a black powder shooter and know people who can make it from scratch.
 
2013-04-19 07:51:08 AM

DamnYankees: Damn, I missed a lot!


You and me both. Trying to get caught up on everything that happened while FARK was down.
 
2013-04-19 07:51:11 AM
People are having fun putting comments on his VK page. Not sure if he'll ever get a chance to read them:

http://vk.com/id160300242
 
2013-04-19 07:51:15 AM

thisiszombocom: from twitter, when the polie/army was surrounding the suspects's house:  http://twitter.com/shawna_england/status/325188104912785408

way to give away the police's position
[pbs.twimg.com image 600x600]


Are those shopped? I'm sure someone can see the pixels better than me. Looks just like guys laying prone in BF3.
 
2013-04-19 07:51:19 AM

Darth_Lukecash: My thoughts:
1) if they were Chechens, why would they want us to side with Russia?2) how did they get into US3) how the hell did we find out about these guys background so damn quickly?


Some Chechen rebels were given asylum in the U.S. starting around 2003.
 
2013-04-19 07:51:23 AM
The one is still in the neighborhood and they are going door to door.  They had them pinned in and he got away?  Did he go into a sewer system?  How do you get away after you get into firefight with several police?
 
2013-04-19 07:51:29 AM

Fochstockings: You're wanted for a terrorist attack and you decide to rob a 7-Eleven? Don't they cover that in Isalmaic-Jihadist 101? After attack, GTFO!


From what I've heard they never expected the FBI to release their photos.  Guess they freaked out and got desperate.

Hate to say this but: Columbine II in effect here?
 
2013-04-19 07:51:32 AM

filter: I'm playing the false-false-flag card.

These are mere patsies, pawned by the real right wing bombers.


QFT

/ not really
 
2013-04-19 07:51:34 AM

bloobeary: DamnYankees: Damn, I missed a lot!

You and me both. Trying to get caught up on everything that happened while FARK was down.


http://m.gawker.com/5995034/active-shooter-incident-at-mit-mit-police- officer-shot
 
2013-04-19 07:51:45 AM

Mike Chewbacca: yukichigai: Mike Chewbacca: JohnnyRebel88: The one brother that was shot had shrapnel in him.  It's a shame that he was shot and not tried in a court of law.  God Bless those police officers who died today,  At 19yrs old, it would be quite difficult to to put a gun in one's own mouth.  The fact he didn't shoot himself shows that he wasn't ready to go quietly.

He strapped a bomb to his chest and it apparently went off. That's why he had shrapnel in him, and that's why the cops made the other (non-terrorist) guy strip down naked.

Networks are reporting that Black Hat was run over by the cops, not shot.  THEN they discovered the explosives on him, hence not approaching the body for the longest time.

The doctor who tried to resuscitate him at Beth Israel said he had multiple gunshot wounds and shrapnel.


Yeah doc said he came in under cardiac arrest, they tried cpr for 20 mins. Time of death was 1:35am Boston time.

Good seeing a fact giver moving to this thread too. :)
 
2013-04-19 07:51:50 AM

Dougie AXP: I'm conflicted. On one hand I want this farker caught alive because I want him to face the full weight and power of the United States Justice System.

On the other hand, I want his head on a pike outside the white house.


Can't we have both?
 
2013-04-19 07:51:50 AM
 
2013-04-19 07:51:52 AM

Smgth: Peki: alwaysjaded: Peki: New thread?

Number 4 for me. . .

Ditto. Work got shot to hell last night. Night crew Farkers were on the ball last night. Get much better news here. And with jokes.

Hope they nail that scumbag racoon.....

I believe we have a new meme.

And yes, Fark being awesome is why I don't get my news from TV.

/Thanks all who provided transcriptions, links, and calm words

If we're new memeing this, I vote Mr. In-&-Out.


Any reason we can't do both?
 
2013-04-19 07:51:57 AM

somedude210: magores: I hope they get the other one alive so we can all find out "Why the fark?"

that's what I fear will happen, they'll kill them because they shot cops


They're not gonna kill them.  They've been bending over backwards to make sure anyone with a "long gun" (shotgun or rifle) has "less lethal" ammo.
 
2013-04-19 07:52:03 AM

Blue_Blazer: Popcorn Johnny: Blue_Blazer: I'm not sure what's funny, even the police have repeatedly referred to them as white.  Dude looks white to me, just like I told you last night.

You really need to adjust the brightness on your monitor. Either that of you classify people using an Oreo cookie as your reference.

Really?  WTF color do you think he is then?  I'm Appalachian White, and he's probably whiter than I am.  He's certainly whiter than his yellow friend (no offense) in the picture Walker posted


Skin colour's a bit f a sliding scale with racists .. the nations with the most racists here in (western) Europe tend to be the olive skinned ones .. Spanish, Italians, Greeks,,
 
2013-04-19 07:52:10 AM

Mrfusticle: vygramul: Insertwitty Namehere: Just Another OC Homeless Guy: Wasn't Chechnya behind that theater hostage thing in Moscow some years ago where several dozen or hundred people died?

Yes, Chechen rebels.

Most of the dead were due to police incompetence on that one. Farking idiots, seizing defeat from the jaws of victory.

Incometance or not actually giving a shiat about the hostages


Incompetence. I don't think they would have failed to recognize how badass they would have appeared to have lost very few lives. Instead, the terrorists can consider it a successful op.
 
2013-04-19 07:52:12 AM
I hope he's enjoying the same level of terror he hoped to inflect
 
2013-04-19 07:52:22 AM
Peki:

I believe we have a new meme.

Brennan will go down in Fark history.
 
2013-04-19 07:52:24 AM

thisiszombocom: SarcasticFark: Just Another OC Homeless Guy: Wasn't Chechnya behind that theater hostage thing in Moscow some years ago where several dozen or hundred people died?

Yes, also responsible for the Beslan school massacre.

im pretty sure the russian police were also responsible for the Beslan school massacre as well


I'm not inclined to argue, but since Chechnyan rebels were responsible for the hostage situation to begin with, I'd place blame 100% in their court.
 
2013-04-19 07:52:31 AM
We are all Georgians!
 
2013-04-19 07:52:35 AM

SarcasticFark: Islamofascist-Lite?


Lite?  These are the assholes who killed hundreds of people in Beslan.
 
2013-04-19 07:52:47 AM
If these dudes are innocent, this is gonna be horrible.
 
2013-04-19 07:53:01 AM

DamnYankees: [pbs.twimg.com image 812x1024]

It really is Behrooz.


fark.. he looks about 12 :(
 
2013-04-19 07:53:06 AM

thiefofdreams: Mike Chewbacca: yukichigai: Mike Chewbacca: JohnnyRebel88: The one brother that was shot had shrapnel in him.  It's a shame that he was shot and not tried in a court of law.  God Bless those police officers who died today,  At 19yrs old, it would be quite difficult to to put a gun in one's own mouth.  The fact he didn't shoot himself shows that he wasn't ready to go quietly.

He strapped a bomb to his chest and it apparently went off. That's why he had shrapnel in him, and that's why the cops made the other (non-terrorist) guy strip down naked.

Networks are reporting that Black Hat was run over by the cops, not shot.  THEN they discovered the explosives on him, hence not approaching the body for the longest time.

The doctor who tried to resuscitate him at Beth Israel said he had multiple gunshot wounds and shrapnel.

Yeah doc said he came in under cardiac arrest, they tried cpr for 20 mins. Time of death was 1:35am Boston time.

Good seeing a fact giver moving to this thread too. :)


I was in the two threads all damned night.
 
2013-04-19 07:53:11 AM

filter: I'm playing the false-false-flag card.

These are mere patsies, pawned by the real right wing bombers.


I'm playing the sick-of-conspiracy-theories card.

/I get your post is a joke, but I stand by my conviction.
 
2013-04-19 07:53:19 AM
 
2013-04-19 07:53:23 AM

vygramul: Most of the dead were due to police incompetence on that one. Farking idiots, seizing defeat from the jaws of victory.


You are thinking like an American.  To the Russians as long as the bad guys die it's a win.  Civilian deaths mean nothing.  That is the inherent flaw with the plan of taking Russian hostages.
 
2013-04-19 07:53:29 AM
Not to make light of it, but these are the dumbest terrorists ever.  On the lam, and they hold up a convenience store, carjack a soccer mom, and then go into a heavily populated suburb?  Way to stay hidden, guys.
 
2013-04-19 07:53:38 AM

DamnYankees: If these dudes are innocent, this is gonna be horrible.


Shooting at cops and flinging IEDs out randomly is TOTALLY innocent behavior.
 
2013-04-19 07:53:48 AM

heap: anyone taking bets on how long until 'chechnyan pressure cooker' becomes either a college bar drink or a sexual act involving a Mason jar and 17 benwah balls?


Too late. Rule #34.
 
2013-04-19 07:53:52 AM

WTF Indeed: What do you mean? The bombers are Caucasian.


True, and evidently they were able to acquire guns without a background check.
 
2013-04-19 07:53:58 AM

vudukungfu: Dougie AXP: I'm conflicted. On one hand I want this farker caught alive because I want him to face the full weight and power of the United States Justice System.

On the other hand, I want his head on a pike outside the white house.

Can't we have both?


Different subject, but dang that was close.
 
2013-04-19 07:54:03 AM
Kid's pretty damn evasive for a 20 year old.
 
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