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(ABC) NewsFlash The latest: Boston Marathon bombing suspects identified. One dead, manhunt for the second is underway, ALL OF BOSTON on lockdown   (abcnews.go.com) divider line 2731
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2013-04-19 07:44:49 AM

JayCab: NBC now stating that they have been here for upwards of ten years, came with their family.

Really

deep cover jihadis.

Or, y'know, Chechens. The guys who helped make Beslan famous.
 
2013-04-19 07:45:04 AM

AU24K: WHY?


www.destinationhollywood.com
 
2013-04-19 07:45:30 AM

2wolves: I was certain they'd be Welsh.

/my bad


Burning holiday cottages and grumbling in pubs is more their style
 
2013-04-19 07:45:32 AM

Corbow6: I must have missed the "In-N-Out" thing... >_>


Officer was told not to take too long checking something, he came back over the radio and said something about his wife/gf/the ladies (can't remember which) calling him "Kevin 'In and Out' Brennan."

It was fantastic...

/Did they just call for an A-10? :)
 
2013-04-19 07:45:33 AM
Chechnya? Hoo boy I forsee a new front in the War On Terror (tm)
 
2013-04-19 07:45:35 AM

NutWrench: I think Russia is about to get a lot of help in rolling these bastards up for good.


I'd rather wait and see all the details first; if this is Chechen's rebels trying to expand their terror ops that's one thing.
 
2013-04-19 07:45:35 AM
Reports saying that when the older brother got out of the suv they stole, wearing a bomb vest, the cops riddled his ass with gunfire. Seeing this...the younger brother drove the suv over his body to get away. Having said that, fark these guys. I can't wait to hear the news about the younger brother taking it deep and hard by hundreds of rounds of flesh tearing military grade projectiles. Funny how it wasn't the FBI or the local or state police that caught them. It was their robbery of a convenient store that was their undoing. And Chechnya? Aren't there Islamic fundamentalists there that Russia has had issues with?
 
2013-04-19 07:45:46 AM

JohnnyRebel88: The one brother that was shot had shrapnel in him.  It's a shame that he was shot and not tried in a court of law.  God Bless those police officers who died today,  At 19yrs old, it would be quite difficult to to put a gun in one's own mouth.  The fact he didn't shoot himself shows that he wasn't ready to go quietly.


He strapped a bomb to his chest and it apparently went off. That's why he had shrapnel in him, and that's why the cops made the other (non-terrorist) guy strip down naked.
 
2013-04-19 07:45:48 AM

Peki: New thread?

Number 4 for me. . .


Ditto. Work got shot to hell last night. Night crew Farkers were on the ball last night. Get much better news here. And with jokes.

Hope they nail that scumbag racoon.....
 
2013-04-19 07:45:51 AM
Yay! Can we invade Chechnya now?

No? Why not? But it's our turn to blow crap up! Obommy, pleeeeeeease!

Well, can I have a drone attack when I get home?
 
2013-04-19 07:46:06 AM

Just Another OC Homeless Guy: Wasn't Chechnya behind that theater hostage thing in Moscow some years ago where several dozen or hundred people died?


To be fair, gas-happy Russian security forces did most of the killing there.
 
2013-04-19 07:46:06 AM

SarcasticFark: Just Another OC Homeless Guy: Wasn't Chechnya behind that theater hostage thing in Moscow some years ago where several dozen or hundred people died?

Yes, also responsible for the Beslan school massacre.


im pretty sure the russian police were also responsible for the Beslan school massacre as well
 
2013-04-19 07:46:13 AM

Corbow6: I must have missed the "In-N-Out" thing... >_>



There you go.
 
2013-04-19 07:46:13 AM
 
2013-04-19 07:46:20 AM
They better catch this farker before he bleeds out
 
2013-04-19 07:46:22 AM

SundaesChild: thisiszombocom: why the fark did they rob a 7-11??

im guessing they coulda remained free for months more

They really wanted a Big Gulp.


They were in dutch with the wife(singular) and needed some Huggies.
 
2013-04-19 07:46:25 AM

Peki: Hmm. They looped the scanner again.


?
 
2013-04-19 07:46:25 AM
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2013-04-19 07:46:29 AM

Blue_Blazer: I'm not sure what's funny, even the police have repeatedly referred to them as white.  Dude looks white to me, just like I told you last night.


You really need to adjust the brightness on your monitor. Either that of you classify people using an Oreo cookie as your reference.
 
2013-04-19 07:46:32 AM

bloobeary: I'm back from the FARK blackout. Anything happen while we were down?


This post is almost as pointless as mine.
 
2013-04-19 07:46:34 AM
So what's a few more deaths?  Boston Strong and all that.
 
2013-04-19 07:46:42 AM

thisispete: Chechens? That came out of left field. Typically they go after Russians. What's their beef with the US?


Chechens were the primary foreign fights in Iraq and Afghanistan.  Chechnya is a breeding ground for radical muslim terrorists, which they export all over the world.
 
2013-04-19 07:46:42 AM

JohnnyRebel88: The one brother that was shot had shrapnel in him.  It's a shame that he was shot and not tried in a court of law.  God Bless those police officers who died today,  At 19yrs old, it would be quite difficult to to put a gun in one's own mouth.  The fact he didn't shoot himself shows that he wasn't ready to go quietly.


We'll find out later, but reports had him with a bomb strapped on, and he blew himself up.

THAT'S Hardcore.

/hey Cheheyna, guess who funneled guns to the IRA?
 
2013-04-19 07:47:03 AM

thiefofdreams: Ham Sandvich: Bullet hole in my wall from Watertown shootout. My head was there minutes before. #watertown twitter.com/Dutchguy000/st...
- Kristian Tuinzing (@Dutchguy000) April 19, 2013

That douche stole it from this person...

https://twitter.com/AKitz/status/325132600161234944/photo/1

That is the actual picture from the guy that has been interviewed. What kind of dick steals that pic and does that?


Maybe they're roommates?
 
2013-04-19 07:47:04 AM
Suspect 2 ran over suspect 1 with a car. Nbc
 
2013-04-19 07:47:15 AM

dittybopper: InvertedB: Hope they capture the second guy. Also, I can't believe they were still in Boston.

They violated the First Rule of Such Things:  Un-ass the AO (ie., leave the Area of Operations quickly).

Also, one of them was an idiot that wore his hat backwards, so cameras could get a good look at his face.  That's just piss-poor operational security.   I'm wondering if the identification of that person led to them attracting the attention of law enforcement.


They also built their bombs out of pressure cookers.  These are not the world's most professional terrorists we're dealing with here.
 
2013-04-19 07:47:21 AM
CNN now says they are brothers; one was born in Russia and the other in Kyrgyztan. Also the younger one ran over the older one with the getaway car. But, it's CNN so they might as well be from Mars and the younger one is on a getaway Pony.
 
2013-04-19 07:47:22 AM

Insertwitty Namehere: Just Another OC Homeless Guy: Wasn't Chechnya behind that theater hostage thing in Moscow some years ago where several dozen or hundred people died?

Yes, Chechen rebels.


Most of the dead were due to police incompetence on that one. Farking idiots, seizing defeat from the jaws of victory.
 
2013-04-19 07:47:22 AM

Ishkur: AU24K: WHY?

[www.destinationhollywood.com image 366x158]


Yeah, I said that (sans pic) in the previous thread...

/What else can one derive from a lack of a manifesto?
 
2013-04-19 07:47:28 AM
Sorry Fark, I guess the grand teabagger roundup you had planned will have to wait.
 
2013-04-19 07:47:36 AM

Ishkur: SmackLT: Boston: "You mess around with us on Monday, we kill you by Friday. WE DO NOT F*CK AROUND"

Well, you know... it's kinda like... you ever have your boss plop a big project on your desk on Monday, and you want to have it finished before the weekend?


I was actually thinking that the police no longer have any excuses for not catching purse snatchers near cc cameras.
 
2013-04-19 07:47:36 AM
CBS seems to think Chechnya is in the Balkans.
 
2013-04-19 07:47:40 AM
If Bush was still President, we would be staging our invasion of Czechoslavakiia.
 
2013-04-19 07:47:43 AM

Ham Sandvich: thiefofdreams: Ham Sandvich: Bullet hole in my wall from Watertown shootout. My head was there minutes before. #watertown twitter.com/Dutchguy000/st...
- Kristian Tuinzing (@Dutchguy000) April 19, 2013

That douche stole it from this person...

https://twitter.com/AKitz/status/325132600161234944/photo/1

That is the actual picture from the guy that has been interviewed. What kind of dick steals that pic and does that?

Maybe they're roommates?


His twitter feed does say "we" rather than "I"
 
2013-04-19 07:47:55 AM
The one was born in Kazakhstan, the other Russia is being reported now.  Here comes a press conference.

thisiszombocom:

Awesome pics.
 
2013-04-19 07:48:25 AM

alwaysjaded: Peki: New thread?

Number 4 for me. . .

Ditto. Work got shot to hell last night. Night crew Farkers were on the ball last night. Get much better news here. And with jokes.

Hope they nail that scumbag racoon.....


I believe we have a new meme.

And yes, Fark being awesome is why I don't get my news from TV.

/Thanks all who provided transcriptions, links, and calm words
 
2013-04-19 07:48:35 AM

Dougie AXP: Said this in the other thread:


I'm conflicted. On one hand I want this farker caught alive because I want him to face the full weight and power of the United States Justice System.

On the other hand, I want his head on a pike outside the white house.


So conflicted.

/Goes for Black Hat Suspect too.
//Know he's dead, the head on a pike will suffice


I could give a rat's ass about the full weight and power of the justice system--I just know that you can't interrogate a dead guy. So taking him alive may be preferable. OTOH, if you need to kill him to protect innocent lives, then I'm perfectly OK with killing him.
 
2013-04-19 07:48:38 AM
foot chase at moakley courthouse? Cab apparently dropped someone off there. it's not reported that White hat ran over Black hat earlier when they were trying to get away. Not the brightest rebels


White box truck with russian lettering is being checked out by Secret Service


/these are coming from friend listening to scanner
 
2013-04-19 07:48:39 AM

vygramul: Insertwitty Namehere: Just Another OC Homeless Guy: Wasn't Chechnya behind that theater hostage thing in Moscow some years ago where several dozen or hundred people died?

Yes, Chechen rebels.

Most of the dead were due to police incompetence on that one. Farking idiots, seizing defeat from the jaws of victory.


Incometance or not actually giving a shiat about the hostages
 
2013-04-19 07:48:42 AM

GoldSpider: Sorry Fark, I guess the grand teabagger roundup you had planned will have to wait.


What do you mean? The bombers are Caucasian.
 
2013-04-19 07:49:01 AM
huh according to the RT.com article the family moved to Dagestan from Kyrgyzstan. So he might not be Chechen at all or even Dagestani.
 
2013-04-19 07:49:02 AM

miss diminutive: Peki: New thread?

Number 4 for me. . .

Same here. *fistbump*


back in the game...until I have to leave for work.

The perps are from Checnya???  WTF?
 
2013-04-19 07:49:06 AM

JesusIsNowBlind: Chechnya? Hoo boy I forsee a new front in the Cold War On Terror (tm)

 
2013-04-19 07:49:09 AM
I'm playing the false-false-flag card.

These are mere patsies, pawned by the real right wing bombers.
 
2013-04-19 07:49:10 AM
You know, this wouldn't have happened if guns were legal and the police were armed.
 
2013-04-19 07:49:23 AM

SarcasticFark: LewDux: dittybopper: zerkalo: farking chechens

Wait:  I was under the impression that it was right wing domestic terrorism.  I mean, based on the speculation on new shows and on a lot of people on Fark, I thought it was the next Timothy McVeigh.

Begun, the Derp War between American and Russian jingoists has!

Before accusing others of derp, you may want to check your own knowledge of the situation.


Which is?
 
2013-04-19 07:49:26 AM

Mike Chewbacca: JohnnyRebel88: The one brother that was shot had shrapnel in him.  It's a shame that he was shot and not tried in a court of law.  God Bless those police officers who died today,  At 19yrs old, it would be quite difficult to to put a gun in one's own mouth.  The fact he didn't shoot himself shows that he wasn't ready to go quietly.

He strapped a bomb to his chest and it apparently went off. That's why he had shrapnel in him, and that's why the cops made the other (non-terrorist) guy strip down naked.


Networks are reporting that Black Hat was run over by the cops, not shot.  THEN they discovered the explosives on him, hence not approaching the body for the longest time.
 
2013-04-19 07:49:28 AM
Chechnya = islamic terrorism
 
2013-04-19 07:49:30 AM

Ham Sandvich: thiefofdreams: Ham Sandvich: Bullet hole in my wall from Watertown shootout. My head was there minutes before. #watertown twitter.com/Dutchguy000/st...
- Kristian Tuinzing (@Dutchguy000) April 19, 2013

That douche stole it from this person...

https://twitter.com/AKitz/status/325132600161234944/photo/1

That is the actual picture from the guy that has been interviewed. What kind of dick steals that pic and does that?

Maybe they're roommates?


Perhaps, but the twitter user I posted has multiple pics from the scene and has multiple pics of the chair and calender and has been on the news. I would find it odd that they didn't interview the other guy if he was in the house. Seems just odd.
 
2013-04-19 07:49:32 AM

soopey: Peki: Hmm. They looped the scanner again.

?


N'mind. Sounds like it was an artifact, 'cause the scanner went down right after that.

/sorry sorry sorry, didn't mean to get people jumpy
 
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