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(ABC) NewsFlash The latest: Boston Marathon bombing suspects identified. One dead, manhunt for the second is underway, ALL OF BOSTON on lockdown   (abcnews.go.com) divider line 2731
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2013-04-19 07:40:45 AM

PreMortem: I blame the Brits.


We no longer have the technology, manpower or finances so you can count us out.

\Not far off the truth really...
 
2013-04-19 07:40:46 AM
whizbangthedirtfarmer: I worry that he is already inside a home an elementary school.  The body count may go up on this one, folks.

FTFY.
 
2013-04-19 07:40:55 AM
Sharing this from the other thread in honor of Kevin "In And Out" Brennan...

www.lowbrow.org
 
2013-04-19 07:40:57 AM

Popcorn Johnny: So, a nice helping of crow for those claiming it was two white dudes?

Remember, when talking terrorism, blame Muslims and you'll be right 99% of the time.


They are white.  In fact, they are more Caucasian than just about anybody else on the planet.
 
2013-04-19 07:41:04 AM

Smgth: Awww, cmmon! The old thread is just about to hit 4k...


it's all fun and games until the raccoon gets into the database server.
 
2013-04-19 07:41:19 AM

Ham Sandvich: Bullet hole in my wall from Watertown shootout. My head was there minutes before. #watertown twitter.com/Dutchguy000/st...
- Kristian Tuinzing (@Dutchguy000) April 19, 2013


That douche stole it from this person...

https://twitter.com/AKitz/status/325132600161234944/photo/1

That is the actual picture from the guy that has been interviewed. What kind of dick steals that pic and does that?
 
2013-04-19 07:41:19 AM
Wasn't Chechnya behind that theater hostage thing in Moscow some years ago where several dozen or hundred people died?
 
2013-04-19 07:41:20 AM

SundaesChild: thisiszombocom: why the fark did they rob a 7-11??

im guessing they coulda remained free for months more

They really wanted a Big Gulp.


They were supposedly heading for NYC at one point early on in this epic mess, so Big Gulps make sense since it's difficult to get those there.
 
2013-04-19 07:41:25 AM

Blue_Blazer: They are white.


LOL!!!
 
2013-04-19 07:41:34 AM

aspAddict: Sharing this from the other thread in honor of Kevin "In And Out" Brennan...

[www.lowbrow.org image 564x281]


Simply beautiful.
 
2013-04-19 07:41:37 AM
Maybe they were going after a specific runner whose time they knew?
 
2013-04-19 07:41:38 AM
Get the BASTARD
 
2013-04-19 07:41:42 AM

Coiled Hot 1: dittybopper: zerkalo: farking chechens

Wait:  I was under the impression that it was right wing domestic terrorism.  I mean, based on the speculation on new shows and on a lot of people on Fark, I thought it was the next Timothy McVeigh.

This...A lot of crow shall be eaten today.


No it won't. At least not publicly. They'll just save up whatever bile they have left and use it the next time an opportunity presents itself.
 
2013-04-19 07:41:47 AM

Bisu: InvertedB: Hope they capture the second guy. Also, I can't believe they were still in Boston.

And what were they doing robbing a 7-Eleven? And with a bomb strapped to the chest of one. Were they TRYING to draw attention to themselves?

My only guess is they knew they were close to getting caught, and had other plans (bombings) that they knew would no longer work so they were just trying to cause as much damage as they could...


Well, we don't really know if they were *ROBBING* the 7-11.  Maybe someone there recognized them, and called the police.

Or, it could be they needed cash to get out of the area, given that their images were plastered all over the news, and everyone in Boston would be on the look-out for them, but someone in, say Peoria, might not necessarily recognize them.
 
2013-04-19 07:41:48 AM
Chechnya huh? Back on the Islamaphobia train everyone.
 
2013-04-19 07:41:55 AM
One of the brothers received a scholarship from the city of Cambridge:
http://www.cambridgema.gov/citynewsandpublications/news/2011/05/cong ra tulations2011cityscholarshiprecipients.aspx

towards the end of the list.
 
2013-04-19 07:41:56 AM
from twitter, when the polie/army was surrounding the suspects's house:  http://twitter.com/shawna_england/status/325188104912785408

way to give away the police's position
pbs.twimg.com
 
2013-04-19 07:42:02 AM

SundaesChild: thisiszombocom: why the fark did they rob a 7-11??

im guessing they coulda remained free for months more

They really wanted a Big Gulp.


From reddit:

Perp's gotta slurp
 
2013-04-19 07:42:04 AM
And then NBC doesn't switch mics during the weather report so instead of Al Roker talking we get the woman anchor asking "how do you spell the nation where [the younger one] was born?"
 
2013-04-19 07:42:17 AM
I could only imagine the horror of the parents when they find out what their children have done. Parents worst nightmare.
 
2013-04-19 07:42:21 AM

magores: Not Jihadist, not Teahadist, not even real Russians.

I hope they get the other one alive so we can all find out "Why the fark?"


Agreed.  However, if they don't, these guys don't seem too well organized.  Probably enough information on their hard drives to provide the answer to the "why" question.  Apparently, these guys still had some explosives at the outset of the most recent events.  Now that #1 is dead, I'd hate to see any further outside loss of life at #2's hands.  If it's a choice of his life or others', take the shot (or ten).
 
2013-04-19 07:42:28 AM

JayCab: NBC now stating that they have been here for upwards of ten years, came with their family.


And he was smart enough to go to Cambridge Rindge & Latin school.
 
2013-04-19 07:42:33 AM

rynthetyn: 408 Atlantic Ave. someone in custody?


That's the Coast Guard station, isn't it?  On the waterfront, other side of Boston.  Less likely to be mad bombers, more likely to be What do you do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?
 
2013-04-19 07:42:35 AM
They have another someone in custody
 
2013-04-19 07:42:42 AM

James F. Campbell: You can listen to the Boston police scanner at tunein.com here.

Also, from the previous thread:

yukichigai: Oh yes, here's a present:

http://audio4.radioreference.com/446184308

That's the raw stream link from the tunein stream everyone has been listening to. Drop it into VLC or WMP and you'll get the stream, plus handy little "now playing" captions that tell you what channel you're listening to. Turns out the traffic and WBZ-TV stations are grabbed by the scanner every now and then.


You can also replace "audio4" with "audio7", "audio2", etc. etc. etc.  If one doesn't work, try the other.

I've been listening to Audio 4 for about an hour and some change now.  No crashes and random stopping like the last one.
 
2013-04-19 07:42:44 AM

thisispete: Chechens? That came out of left field. Typically they go after Russians. What's their beef with the US?


And, for them, the Marathon bombings would be considered "Tuesday". So, I guess I win a prize too.

Speculation: it's not even about Boston or the Marathon. It was "worldwide event they can fark with by bombing".

Problem is, they forgot it was Boston. Oops.
 
2013-04-19 07:42:59 AM
I was certain they'd be Welsh.

/my bad
 
2013-04-19 07:43:00 AM
The one brother that was shot had shrapnel in him.  It's a shame that he was shot and not tried in a court of law.  God Bless those police officers who died today,  At 19yrs old, it would be quite difficult to to put a gun in one's own mouth.  The fact he didn't shoot himself shows that he wasn't ready to go quietly.
 
2013-04-19 07:43:01 AM

thisiszombocom: chechnyans.  so people who said it was white people are right.  and people who said ti was muslims are right.

everybody wins!!!

except those without legs.


I lol'ed.
 
2013-04-19 07:43:03 AM
Just got home from work I should be asleep but I'm still here dealing with my slow Internet in my signal sucking house.

Any word on that Atlantic ave person in custody?
 
2013-04-19 07:43:06 AM

crypticsatellite: Ah, Fark is back!


Did someone hack fark and reddit? They both went down at the same time, and came back up at the same time.
 
2013-04-19 07:43:10 AM
I'm back from the FARK blackout. Anything happen while we were down?
 
2013-04-19 07:43:10 AM

thiefofdreams: Ham Sandvich: Bullet hole in my wall from Watertown shootout. My head was there minutes before. #watertown twitter.com/Dutchguy000/st...
- Kristian Tuinzing (@Dutchguy000) April 19, 2013

That douche stole it from this person...

https://twitter.com/AKitz/status/325132600161234944/photo/1

That is the actual picture from the guy that has been interviewed. What kind of dick steals that pic and does that?


Different angle and he's got some assorted "WTF shootout?!" before that. The other guy says "our" wall, so it could be a roommate.
 
2013-04-19 07:43:15 AM
After a 7 hour, 4000 post thread, I'm going to sleep.  Hopefully when I wake up, this asswipe is dead.
 
2013-04-19 07:43:21 AM
I must have missed the "In-N-Out" thing... >_>
 
2013-04-19 07:43:27 AM
Said this in the other thread:


I'm conflicted. On one hand I want this farker caught alive because I want him to face the full weight and power of the United States Justice System.

On the other hand, I want his head on a pike outside the white house.


So conflicted.

/Goes for Black Hat Suspect too.
//Know he's dead, the head on a pike will suffice
 
2013-04-19 07:43:42 AM

NutWrench: I think Russia is about to get a lot of help in rolling these bastards up for good.


Mmm.. You don't know much about the Chechen situation, do you?
 
2013-04-19 07:43:51 AM

jim32rr: Less than a week ... won't be long before they have the 2nd guy


Or the bastard kills himself rather than get caught and try to take as many people with him.
 
2013-04-19 07:43:55 AM

Freak: Chechnya huh? Back on the Islamaphobia train everyone.


Except it appears they've been in the US for a good long time.
 
2013-04-19 07:43:55 AM

Just Another OC Homeless Guy: Wasn't Chechnya behind that theater hostage thing in Moscow some years ago where several dozen or hundred people died?


Yes, Chechen rebels.
 
2013-04-19 07:44:00 AM

heap: Smgth: Awww, cmmon! The old thread is just about to hit 4k...

it's all fun and games until the raccoon gets into the database server.


Can't trust animals that wear little burglar masks ALL THE TIME!

/Terrorist raccoons are plotting our demise as we speak...
 
2013-04-19 07:44:05 AM

Popcorn Johnny: Blue_Blazer: They are white.

LOL!!!


I'm not sure what's funny, even the police have repeatedly referred to them as white.  Dude looks white to me, just like I told you last night.
 
2013-04-19 07:44:06 AM
Opie and Anthony found his Russian Facebook page or some shiat. There's a video posted in Russian. Needs moar translation.
 
2013-04-19 07:44:17 AM

My thoughts:


1) if they were Chechens, why would they want us to side with Russia?

2) how did they get into US

3) how the hell did we find out about these guys background so damn quickly?

 
2013-04-19 07:44:22 AM
What a bunch of dumbasses. If feds/police are trying to identify you, you don't farking kill a police officer and then rob a bank. It is like they wanted to get caught/killed
 
2013-04-19 07:44:31 AM

Just Another OC Homeless Guy: Wasn't Chechnya behind that theater hostage thing in Moscow some years ago where several dozen or hundred people died?


Yes, also responsible for the Beslan school massacre.
 
2013-04-19 07:44:32 AM

Migrating Coconut: These guys are idiots. Why weren't they 1,000 miles away from Boston? They've had days to get away.

Guess it goes without saying they're idiots considering what they did (allegedly).


Because they were not done.
 
2013-04-19 07:44:33 AM

Corbow6: I must have missed the "In-N-Out" thing... >_>


It was a much-needed and much-appreciated moment of levity.
 
2013-04-19 07:44:38 AM
No word who, just 408 Atlantic Ave, I could of sword I just saw that address upthread, But I'm hearing nothing of it on a scanner. I'm questioning my source here. :/
 
2013-04-19 07:44:40 AM
Hmm. They looped the scanner again.
 
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