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(ABC) NewsFlash The latest: Boston Marathon bombing suspects identified. One dead, manhunt for the second is underway, ALL OF BOSTON on lockdown   (abcnews.go.com) divider line 2731
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2013-04-19 06:15:40 AM  
Less than a week ... won't be long before they have the 2nd guy
 
2013-04-19 07:28:30 AM  
farking chechens
 
2013-04-19 07:29:14 AM  
Suspect Number One...COME ON DOWN
 
2013-04-19 07:29:49 AM  
Hope they capture the second guy. Also, I can't believe they were still in Boston.
 
2013-04-19 07:29:50 AM  
I think Russia is about to get a lot of help in rolling these bastards up for good.
 
2013-04-19 07:29:55 AM  
T shut down twice in a week. Wow.

/Chechens? When did they have oil?
 
JJR
2013-04-19 07:30:00 AM  
brothers from Chechnya is the lastest.......
 
2013-04-19 07:30:01 AM  
Farking hell. MIT cop shot. UncHellMatt check in, please.
 
2013-04-19 07:30:07 AM  
...and they managed to do it without shooting up any pickup trucks with women!
 
2013-04-19 07:30:10 AM  
Right so.. we aren't allowed to leave our houses and the T is closed. A cop is dead, another cop is in critical condition, and these motherfarkers are 19-20 year old brothers from CHECHNYA.

What the hell?? No one had CHECHNYA!
 
2013-04-19 07:30:11 AM  

From the AP article:

Two suspects in the Boston Marathon bombing killed an MIT police officer, injured a transit officer in a firefight and threw explosive devices at police during their getaway attempt in a long night of violence that left one of them dead and another still at large Friday, authorities said as the manhunt intensified for a young man described as a dangerous terrorist.
Damn.
 
2013-04-19 07:30:12 AM  
Islamofascist-Lite?
 
2013-04-19 07:30:22 AM  
Boston: "You mess around with us on Monday, we kill you by Friday. WE DO NOT F*CK AROUND"
 
2013-04-19 07:30:50 AM  

zerkalo: farking chechens


Wait:  I was under the impression that it was right wing domestic terrorism.  I mean, based on the speculation on new shows and on a lot of people on Fark, I thought it was the next Timothy McVeigh.
 
2013-04-19 07:30:53 AM  

AndreMA: ...and they managed to do it without shooting up any pickup trucks with women!


yet.
 
2013-04-19 07:31:07 AM  
Is Fark back up yet?

Okay, see, this is why we do not let mob rule dispense justice. Reddit and Anonymous, just stop what you're doing and leave Sunil Tripathi alone (wherever he is).
 
2013-04-19 07:31:18 AM  
Ah, Fark is back!
 
2013-04-19 07:31:31 AM  
Not Jihadist, not Teahadist, not even real Russians.

I hope they get the other one alive so we can all find out "Why the fark?"
 
2013-04-19 07:31:57 AM  
Need that guy alive to get the whole story. Hope they get him quick.
 
2013-04-19 07:32:07 AM  
Or they are from Turkey the news is saying.
 
2013-04-19 07:32:20 AM  
chechnyans.  so people who said it was white people are right.  and people who said ti was muslims are right.

everybody wins!!!

except those without legs.
 
2013-04-19 07:32:40 AM  

scraping-fetus-off-the-wheel: Need that guy alive to get the whole story. Hope they get him quick.


We don't need the 'whole story' if we know where they're from.  If they ARE from Chechnya, we already have the whole story.
 
2013-04-19 07:32:44 AM  
New thread?

Number 4 for me. . .
 
2013-04-19 07:32:53 AM  

SmackLT: Boston: "You mess around with us on Monday, we kill you by Friday. WE DO NOT F*CK AROUND"


Well, you know... it's kinda like... you ever have your boss plop a big project on your desk on Monday, and you want to have it finished before the weekend?
 
2013-04-19 07:33:12 AM  
pleasecapturethsecondguyalivepleasecapturethsecondguyalivepleasecaptur ethsecondguyalive
 
2013-04-19 07:33:17 AM  

zerkalo: farking chechens


Chechnya, huh?

For all those predicting that they'd be white - step up and claim your prize.

For all those claiming they'd be middle eastern Islamic terrorists - step up and claim your prize.

/Hope they get the other big nosed bastard before he kills anyone else.
 
2013-04-19 07:33:30 AM  
Chechens? That came out of left field. Typically they go after Russians. What's their beef with the US?
 
2013-04-19 07:33:31 AM  

what_now: Right so.. we aren't allowed to leave our houses and the T is closed. A cop is dead, another cop is in critical condition, and these motherfarkers are 19-20 year old brothers from CHECHNYA.

What the hell?? No one had CHECHNYA!


Right?
 
2013-04-19 07:34:09 AM  
I'm posting in a thread too!
 
2013-04-19 07:34:30 AM  

InvertedB: Hope they capture the second guy. Also, I can't believe they were still in Boston.


Yeah, that little bit doesn't make any sense whatsoever. They had three days before their places were plastered over every TV in the country; You can cover a lot of ground in three days.

what_now: Right so.. we aren't allowed to leave our houses and the T is closed. A cop is dead, another cop is in critical condition, and these motherfarkers are 19-20 year old brothers from CHECHNYA.

What the hell?? No one had CHECHNYA!


I think that if I go up 93 to 95 and avoid 2 (which I normally take) I should still be able to make it into work today. Not sure how I feel about that.
 
2013-04-19 07:34:30 AM  
Boston is officially a police-state.. Welcome to Obama's America

/You mad?
//I'm just trolling, I know this is serious..
///I hope they catch the farker soon so lives can get back to normalism..
 
2013-04-19 07:34:41 AM  

dittybopper: zerkalo: farking chechens

Wait:  I was under the impression that it was right wing domestic terrorism.  I mean, based on the speculation on new shows and on a lot of people on Fark, I thought it was the next Timothy McVeigh.


FALSE FLAG! FALSE FLAG!
 
2013-04-19 07:34:44 AM  
I worry that he is already inside a home.  The body count may go up on this one, folks.
 
2013-04-19 07:34:48 AM  
1.bp.blogspot.com
 
Bf+
2013-04-19 07:34:49 AM  

YouPeopleAreCrazy: pleasecapturethsecondguyalivepleasecapturethsecondguyalivepleasecaptu r ethsecondguyalive


This.
 
2013-04-19 07:34:55 AM  
Foot chase by mobley court house, after a cab dropped someone off.

Again been on this all night, my apologize to MA residents for my shiatty spelling.
 
2013-04-19 07:35:28 AM  

dittybopper: zerkalo: farking chechens

Wait:  I was under the impression that it was right wing domestic terrorism.  I mean, based on the speculation on new shows and on a lot of people on Fark, I thought it was the next Timothy McVeigh.


Begun, the Derp War between American and Russian jingoists has!
 
2013-04-19 07:35:29 AM  

Martian_Astronomer: They had three days before their faces places were plastered


Having their places plastered seems to be a work in progress.
 
2013-04-19 07:35:35 AM  
 
2013-04-19 07:35:35 AM  
Fark hugged itself to death, too?  Reddit's in full meltdown.  I got out of bed to check the net because all the news on the TV has lost all bowel control according to my spouse.

And I found out we woke up in the Cold War again.  The fark even?
 
2013-04-19 07:35:36 AM  
These guys are idiots. Why weren't they 1,000 miles away from Boston? They've had days to get away.

Guess it goes without saying they're idiots considering what they did (allegedly).
 
2013-04-19 07:35:37 AM  
So are we going to bomb the hell out of Chechnya now?  Or are we going to take turns with the Russians making the place as flat as Kansas?

I really hope we don't - so tired of war.
 
2013-04-19 07:35:41 AM  

JohnnyRebel88: Or they are from Turkey the news is saying.


If it's on the news, it must be wrong!
 
2013-04-19 07:35:46 AM  
We should have sent more Levi blue jeans to that part of the world. Now we are paying the price.
 
2013-04-19 07:35:57 AM  

Cybernetic: From the AP article:Two suspects in the Boston Marathon bombing killed an MIT police officer, injured a transit officer in a firefight and threw explosive devices at police during their getaway attempt in a long night of violence that left one of them dead and another still at large Friday, authorities said as the manhunt intensified for a young man described as a dangerous terrorist.Damn.


Yeah, some of us were here all night (well, day where I am) as it went down. Pretty wild ride.
 
2013-04-19 07:36:06 AM  

InvertedB: Hope they capture the second guy. Also, I can't believe they were still in Boston.


They violated the First Rule of Such Things:  Un-ass the AO (ie., leave the Area of Operations quickly).

Also, one of them was an idiot that wore his hat backwards, so cameras could get a good look at his face.  That's just piss-poor operational security.   I'm wondering if the identification of that person led to them attracting the attention of law enforcement.
 
2013-04-19 07:36:07 AM  

whizbangthedirtfarmer: I worry that he is already inside a home.  The body count may go up on this one, folks.


That's not my worry. My worry is that with all of the open doors they are reporting, that he went from house to house to house dropping them as he went. And pretty soon we'll have a bunch of Bostonians waking up to booms. :(
 
2013-04-19 07:36:09 AM  
I blame the Brits.
 
2013-04-19 07:36:11 AM  
why the fark did they rob a 7-11??

im guessing they coulda remained free for months more
 
2013-04-19 07:36:23 AM  
chechens. I swear to god I said they look Russian to my co-worker. If only I had farked it.
 
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