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(Boston Globe) NewsFlash Boston Globe is the latest news agency to play the "Bomberman in Custody" card. Will the FBI be able to successfully counter it?   (bostonglobe.com ) divider line
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2013-04-19 02:57:59 AM  
Well, that solves that then.
 
2013-04-19 02:58:40 AM  

images.wikia.com
???

 
2013-04-19 02:59:07 AM  
Told you it was white guys
 
2013-04-19 02:59:15 AM  
www.mypokecard.com
 
2013-04-19 02:59:24 AM  
The scapegoat is in custody, you mean. The bomberguy is in Hawaii, sipping mai tais at the government's secret underwater submarine base.
 
2013-04-19 03:00:05 AM  
New thread!
 
2013-04-19 03:00:54 AM  
I never knew Ford made so many Crown Vics.
http://www1.whdh.com/video/7newslive
 
2013-04-19 03:01:21 AM  
TFA, first line: "One suspect in Monday's Boston Marathon bombings has been captured, according to an official with knowledge of the investigation."

TFA, hidden in the middle: 'The FBI source said early Friday it is "too early to speculate" on a relation to the Marathon bombing.'

Yeah, I'm not gonna count the Globe's chickens till they're done farkin' em.
 
2013-04-19 03:02:08 AM  

HaywoodJablonski: Told you it was white guys


Yep, you were right.


i.imgur.comi.imgur.com
 
2013-04-19 03:02:34 AM  
Aaron Schwartz did it
 
2013-04-19 03:03:13 AM  
www.bomberman5.com
 
2013-04-19 03:04:05 AM  

chewielouie: HaywoodJablonski: Told you it was white guys

Yep, you were right.


Italians are white. So are Greeks, Slavs, northern Indians and Pakistanis
 
2013-04-19 03:04:19 AM  
I guess this is the new thread

One suspect is the missing Brown U student
 
2013-04-19 03:05:30 AM  
Naked guy is on Cnn
 
2013-04-19 03:05:52 AM  
Probably not, it's looking like they're right
 
2013-04-19 03:06:19 AM  
"There's an active shooter here with an active explosive."

Wouldn't the latter take care of the former, officer?
 
2013-04-19 03:06:39 AM  

HaywoodJablonski: chewielouie: HaywoodJablonski: Told you it was white guys

Yep, you were right.

Italians are white. So are Greeks, Slavs, northern Indians and Pakistanis


Everybody's white when they're covered with lime.
 
2013-04-19 03:07:09 AM  
They gonna get skid marks on the back seat.
 
2013-04-19 03:10:14 AM  
facebook video of the shootout with the 2nd suspect from the watertown http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=10152778880075249
 
2013-04-19 03:11:32 AM  
I bet those white boys like rap music. And not just v-ice or limp bisket. Thugs.
 
2013-04-19 03:11:47 AM  

Ray44512: I never knew Ford made so many Crown Vics.
http://www1.whdh.com/video/7newslive


Cape Cod had a matte black hummer for their SWAT team. Are there really enough belligerent lesbians out there that Cape Cod needs SWAT?
 
2013-04-19 03:11:48 AM  
How excellent would it be if Facebook/Twitter etc. render cable news utterly obsolete. They've brought nothing to the table all week
 
2013-04-19 03:14:04 AM  
But why's he naked?
 
2013-04-19 03:14:26 AM  

LeadFootSpiderMonkey: facebook video of the shootout with the 2nd suspect from the watertown http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=10152778880075249


That's a lot of gunfire there Lou.
 
2013-04-19 03:15:03 AM  

Mark Ratner: I bet those white boys like rap music. And not just v-ice or limp bisket. Thugs.


Well some dumbass had to blame music, it's like the 80s and 90s all over again!
 
2013-04-19 03:15:10 AM  
www.wallpaperpimper.com
Because Hudsonsoft is awesome!
 
2013-04-19 03:16:03 AM  

HaywoodJablonski: How excellent would it be if Facebook/Twitter etc. render cable news utterly obsolete. They've brought nothing to the table all week


Amen.

Wolf Blitzer is about as useful as a third testicle.

And slightly less appealing.
 
2013-04-19 03:17:33 AM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-04-19 03:18:00 AM  

ecmoRandomNumbers: HaywoodJablonski: How excellent would it be if Facebook/Twitter etc. render cable news utterly obsolete. They've brought nothing to the table all week

Amen.

Wolf Blitzer is about as useful as a third testicle.

And slightly less appealing.


Yeah, reading the play by play on Reddit is far, far more informative than anything I've gotten from CNN.
 
2013-04-19 03:18:34 AM  
From Chechnya?
 
2013-04-19 03:18:47 AM  

Grobbley: [i.imgur.com image 850x198]


Don't worry. We won't mention the guy who posted as "Anonymous", he's totally safe. ;)
 
2013-04-19 03:21:04 AM  
from police scanner- Suspect 1: Mike Mulugeta Suspect 2: Sunil Tripathi (missing Brown University student) not confirmed
 
2013-04-19 03:21:47 AM  
Cnn is talking about Dexter. (Featured partner)
 
2013-04-19 03:22:18 AM  

Mrtraveler01: Grobbley: [i.imgur.com image 850x198]

Don't worry. We won't mention the guy who posted as "Anonymous", he's totally safe. ;)


Why is he worried, is it illegal to be campaigning on a campaign?
 
2013-04-19 03:22:31 AM  

LeadFootSpiderMonkey: from police scanner- Suspect 1: Mike Mulugeta Suspect 2: Sunil Tripathi (missing Brown University student) not confirmed


A Catholic and a Sunni/Sikh?

Kiss your ass goodbye, Iran!
 
2013-04-19 03:24:32 AM  
CNN is reporting? I hope they lie more so we can see Jeff Zucker weep.
 
2013-04-19 03:26:32 AM  

sat1va: Mrtraveler01: Grobbley: [i.imgur.com image 850x198]

Don't worry. We won't mention the guy who posted as "Anonymous", he's totally safe. ;)

Why is he worried, is it illegal to be campaigning on a campaign?


I would assume the implication is that his employer could make his life hard somehow, perhaps due to a contract or something.  If someone were working on such a thing, I would assume they would be under an NDA among other things to protect the illusion.
 
2013-04-19 03:27:32 AM  
I have lost all scanner feeds
 
2013-04-19 03:29:03 AM  

Grobbley: sat1va: Mrtraveler01: Grobbley: [i.imgur.com image 850x198]

Don't worry. We won't mention the guy who posted as "Anonymous", he's totally safe. ;)

Why is he worried, is it illegal to be campaigning on a campaign?

I would assume the implication is that his employer could make his life hard somehow, perhaps due to a contract or something.  If someone were working on such a thing, I would assume they would be under an NDA among other things to protect the illusion.


There are two things wrong with this:

1. He posted as anonymous
2. Even though he posted as anonymous, he posted it on a computer at work so it can trace back to him via the IP address.

One way or another, the guy is a total dumbass.
 
2013-04-19 03:29:19 AM  

Tozmo: I have lost all scanner feeds


Fine here.
 
2013-04-19 03:29:26 AM  

Grobbley: sat1va: Mrtraveler01: Grobbley: [i.imgur.com image 850x198]

Don't worry. We won't mention the guy who posted as "Anonymous", he's totally safe. ;)

Why is he worried, is it illegal to be campaigning on a campaign?

I would assume the implication is that his employer could make his life hard somehow, perhaps due to a contract or something.  If someone were working on such a thing, I would assume they would be under an NDA among other things to protect the illusion.


Or it could just be some wackadoodle with no ties to anything he's mentioned trying to set up a false flag conspiracy because OBAMA'S GONNA TAKE HIS GUNS ANYDAY NOW
 
2013-04-19 03:29:31 AM  

HaywoodJablonski: LeadFootSpiderMonkey: from police scanner- Suspect 1: Mike Mulugeta Suspect 2: Sunil Tripathi (missing Brown University student) not confirmed

A Catholic and a Sunni/Sikh?

Kiss your ass goodbye, Iran!


I've got five bucks says it's a frat prank gone horribly wrong.


Although I just googled "Mike Muguleta" and it threw a bunch of hits for Ethiopian guys.
 
2013-04-19 03:31:06 AM  
Ctrl-F for "we're right this time. No, really"

0 of 0
 
2013-04-19 03:31:26 AM  

Sarkam: Grobbley: sat1va: Mrtraveler01: Grobbley: [i.imgur.com image 850x198]

Don't worry. We won't mention the guy who posted as "Anonymous", he's totally safe. ;)

Why is he worried, is it illegal to be campaigning on a campaign?

I would assume the implication is that his employer could make his life hard somehow, perhaps due to a contract or something.  If someone were working on such a thing, I would assume they would be under an NDA among other things to protect the illusion.

Or it could just be some wackadoodle with no ties to anything he's mentioned trying to set up a false flag conspiracy because OBAMA'S GONNA TAKE HIS GUNS ANYDAY NOW


My money is on troll.

For the sake of humanity, I just hope he's trolling.
 
2013-04-19 03:32:23 AM  
I like how this reporter on CNN, Gabe something, while discussing the arrests at the scene happens to be brown, wearing a ball cap and grey/black jacket.  When they flash up the suspect pictures  over him, I have to chuckle.
 
2013-04-19 03:34:17 AM  
pbs.twimg.com
"Believe this was posted by someone who lives near the original shootout. Or could be an office on MIT's campus. Probably glad they weren't sitting at their desk at the time."
 
2013-04-19 03:34:26 AM  
So can the police arrest you for not turning off your cell phone?  I'm al law and order, but fark that.
 
2013-04-19 03:34:53 AM  

Mrtraveler01: Sarkam: Grobbley: sat1va: Mrtraveler01: Grobbley: [i.imgur.com image 850x198]

Don't worry. We won't mention the guy who posted as "Anonymous", he's totally safe. ;)

Why is he worried, is it illegal to be campaigning on a campaign?

I would assume the implication is that his employer could make his life hard somehow, perhaps due to a contract or something.  If someone were working on such a thing, I would assume they would be under an NDA among other things to protect the illusion.

Or it could just be some wackadoodle with no ties to anything he's mentioned trying to set up a false flag conspiracy because OBAMA'S GONNA TAKE HIS GUNS ANYDAY NOW

My money is on troll.

For the sake of humanity, I just hope he's trolling.


It could be a troll, but I worked 12-9 PM that day, and by the time I got home on FB, I had family members spouting out this same garbage about false flags. You know, the kind that link stuff that got debunked on Snopes yeaaaars ago.
 
2013-04-19 03:35:36 AM  
until there are pictures of qussay and uday,  this hasn't ended.
 
2013-04-19 03:35:39 AM  
One dead, one to go. It's madness right now, watching local news.
 
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