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2013-04-19 01:38:53 AM
7 votes:
The consequences to gay marriage just won't stop!
2013-04-19 01:22:39 AM
6 votes:
I need misinformation....NOW!

/flipping to CNN
/oooooh!  Sources tell us that the suspect is none other than D B Cooper!
2013-04-19 04:52:58 AM
5 votes:
I WANT TO LET YOU KNOW THAT WE HAVE A TABLE SET UP FOR THOSE FARKERS THAT ARE ABLE TO CONTINUE THIS MARATHON THREAD

i.imgur.com
2013-04-19 03:49:50 AM
5 votes:
Oh my god. That one officer's accent is so New England he probably shiats clam chowdah.
2013-04-19 01:44:23 AM
5 votes:
 2.bp.blogspot.com

I hope CNN got it right this time :)
2013-04-19 05:37:41 AM
4 votes:

eeyore102: sun's coming up.


I TOLD you people this would happen.
2013-04-19 05:09:46 AM
4 votes:

rooftopvoter: suspicious road crew.


Maybe because they were actually doing work?
2013-04-19 04:02:19 AM
4 votes:
Breaking News @ CNN: ONE LANTERN IN THE OLD NORTH CHURCH
2013-04-19 03:35:10 AM
4 votes:
Justin Bieber has tweeted that he hopes the bombers were Beliebers.

/jk
2013-04-19 03:02:45 AM
4 votes:
Bost'ns hottest nightclub is EVERYWHERE

This has everything
www.thebraiser.com
shootouts, grenades, IED's, whirly-birds, hit-and-runs, carjackings, bomb threats, stiffs, robots, Police RV's, long guns,.. human fire extinguishers
2013-04-19 02:53:21 AM
4 votes:
CNN reporting both suspects surrendered peacefully this afternoon
2013-04-19 01:35:34 AM
4 votes:
So, how many billionaires in the Boston area are looking into becoming Batman?
2013-04-19 07:24:10 AM
3 votes:

Mike Chewbacca: Welcome back, everyone.

AP is saying they're Russian, from near Chechnya, and have been here 1 year. Who knows if that's true, though.


AP is losing their damn mind because Fark was down for a while and suddenly there went all their sources.
2013-04-19 06:06:09 AM
3 votes:

deadlymonkey: What was the name for the second suspect floating around?   Samir something?


Samir Nag..Nagga....Not the right guy
2013-04-19 05:47:14 AM
3 votes:

Peki: Cpl.D: The Italian Sasquatch: I'm still here. Three cups of coffee and four hours of police scanners in lol

Lightweight!  I'm on four hours and nine cups.

Wimps. I've been up since 6 yesterday, and I haven't had any coffee.


Pansies. I've been awake since the Discovery channel aired that special on bugs that live in your bed.

/early 2007, I think
2013-04-19 05:41:43 AM
3 votes:

libranoelrose: eeyore102: sun's coming up.

I TOLD you people this would happen.


static.giantbomb.com
2013-04-19 04:40:00 AM
3 votes:

The police in the area are telling everybody to stay in their houses until further notice.


THREE DAY WEEKEND biatchES
2013-04-19 04:22:01 AM
3 votes:
The Fifth Column  @Sohzay
.@CNN now reporting that the British are, in fact, coming.
2013-04-19 04:17:08 AM
3 votes:
pbs.twimg.com
2013-04-19 03:38:10 AM
3 votes:
OH MY GOD. KFI just linked to a YouTube manifesto concerning the Boston bombings AND the Texas fertilizer plant!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=okqEVeNqBhc
2013-04-19 03:05:42 AM
3 votes:
vgboxart.com
2013-04-19 02:47:12 AM
3 votes:
Epic Tweet of the night:


@DLSmooth82
CNN reporting that the North has beaten the South in the Civil War. Still awaiting confirmation from President Lincoln.

/too close to call if you ask me
2013-04-19 02:33:54 AM
3 votes:

violentsalvation: So which thread are we using?


www.troll.me
2013-04-19 02:27:32 AM
3 votes:
ANOTHER MARATHON JUST HIT THE PENTAGON!!
2013-04-19 02:25:57 AM
3 votes:

taxachucetts: Was talking to my boy Danny who's ex special forces and is now in BPD. I was like who are you the batman. You leave for vacation for a week, and everything goes to shiat.


hollywoodhatesme.files.wordpress.com
2013-04-19 01:33:20 AM
3 votes:
I'm really hoping it's a leftist anarcho-syndicalist commune terrorist this time, because the right wing really needs a break from this.

That, and combo breaker.
2013-04-19 01:31:46 AM
3 votes:

Tavillion: Enough! Jesus H. Christ this FARKING week!


Enough of this farking shi'ite, here is a spider with a rain drop in his head.

i.imgur.com
2013-04-19 01:21:22 AM
3 votes:
Welp, we got Homeland security, officers down, and armored vehicles rolling in.

5 stars in under 2 real life hours. Niko Bellic would be proud.
2013-04-19 01:20:52 AM
3 votes:
We're sure it's an actual IED, right? Not just another one of these?

upload.wikimedia.org
2013-04-19 07:31:41 AM
2 votes:
Saw this little gem on Twitter...

www.lowbrow.org
2013-04-19 06:07:09 AM
2 votes:

common sense is an oxymoron: Open door at 102-104 Walnut


note to self:  if being chased by cops and I have a sufficient lead -OPEN RANDOM DOORS!
2013-04-19 06:02:56 AM
2 votes:

HotWingAgenda: He'shiatchhiking?


The suspect has been filterpwned. Repeat: the suspect has been filterpwned.
2013-04-19 06:02:08 AM
2 votes:
I wonder if he has his towel.
2013-04-19 06:01:27 AM
2 votes:
Raccoon has moved to 20 Beechwood.
2013-04-19 05:53:03 AM
2 votes:

heap: rabid raccoon raping a lawnmower on irving street


No I wasn't. I was just fondling it a little.
2013-04-19 05:52:06 AM
2 votes:
rabid raccoon raping a lawnmower on irving street
2013-04-19 05:49:25 AM
2 votes:
I'm glad the naked guy was cleared. I felt guilty for thinking he was easy on the eyes.
2013-04-19 05:38:25 AM
2 votes:

Peki: *shrug*

PTSD is a biatch. I've been fighting panic attacks constantly since Monday. Kinda hard to hold a job if you can't breathe.

/will likely be calling the doc in the morning. Maybe NOW she can finally get some gorram psych help.


Sorry to hear it - hope things take a change for the better for you soon.
My situation is corporate-related. Ex-JCP computer jockey, kicked to the curb when Ron Johnson decided he need another round of hookers and blow.
Start my new assignment on the 29th, so no more late night Fark threads...

cretinbob: Surrounding a basement


Well, SOME Farker is gonna get a surprise visit!
2013-04-19 05:30:43 AM
2 votes:
Do you guys remember that time we were all talking about North Korea and nukes?

Good times.
2013-04-19 05:00:39 AM
2 votes:

x23: they need a bomb-dog?! i assume that is a dog designed to act as a bomb. finds the suspect. then explodes.

i am most likely correct.


/not really.

Of course not. It's a stealth basselope.

images4.wikia.nocookie.net
2013-04-19 04:50:00 AM
2 votes:

Rhino_man: RINO: CNN is showing cops running with ARs.

CNN is just as likely to be running stock footage at this point.


They're probably showing clips of 24 and hoping no one knows the difference.
2013-04-19 04:47:47 AM
2 votes:
"Injured officer at command post"

did some old lady brain him with a frying pan when he knocked on the door?
2013-04-19 04:46:28 AM
2 votes:
"Get down on your knees, sir"

This is no time to be demanding BJs from the public.
2013-04-19 04:32:45 AM
2 votes:

FirstNationalBastard: Myria: CNN finally admitted that they were wrong about the naked guy, and said that he was let go.

However, CNN also claims that the naked man's detachable penis is the second suspect.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VDss8V2OME4

Did somebody say detachable penis?
2013-04-19 04:28:00 AM
2 votes:
Girlfriend just woke up, came out and asked why I was still up. I got out "listening to police scanner" before she rolled her eyes and went back to bed lol
2013-04-19 04:22:32 AM
2 votes:

Wyldfire: fark I was going to bed but now I want to know....


www.miridiatech.com

I want to know!
2013-04-19 04:22:31 AM
2 votes:
I think I might wake up tomorrow with a Boston accent.
2013-04-19 04:04:16 AM
2 votes:

retarded: what's a beahcat


bare cat

24.media.tumblr.com
2013-04-19 03:45:43 AM
2 votes:
So the suspect is wearing a hoodie....Where's George Zimmerman when you need him?
2013-04-19 03:36:53 AM
2 votes:

you are a puppet: FirstNationalBastard: Jesus, MSNBC's youtube "video" of the firefight is just pitiful.

Yeah it was just footage of Willem Dafoe. WTF?


If they were going to just air audio of a bunch of gunshots and dark, almost non-existent footage of lights far off in the distance, they could have thrown Grumpy Cat in or something to make it a real youtube video.
2013-04-19 03:30:26 AM
2 votes:
Just reposting because it was funny:

Brad Friedman @TheBradBlog
RT MattBinder: holy shiat. while this was all going down, obama just walked into my house and took all my guns.
2013-04-19 03:28:37 AM
2 votes:
Oh my god.  It's a Camaro.  It's all been viral advertising by Chevy.

That's just farking brilliant.
2013-04-19 03:18:38 AM
2 votes:

geom_00: doglover: libranoelrose: Dogs are about to be released.

HELLS YEAH!

Bring in the Beariot too, we might need it!


I'm deploying my other vehicle for the cops involved when they finally take this douchenozzle down.

i25.photobucket.com
2013-04-19 03:08:08 AM
2 votes:

roflmaonow: CNN has the most apt headline to describe what's going on

"Violence erupts on Boston streets "


This is their source

www.history.com
2013-04-19 03:01:11 AM
2 votes:

FizixJunkee: KangTheMad: Sunil Tripathi

The missing Brown kid?  For realz?


A missing brown kid? No wonder it didn't get any coverage
2013-04-19 02:57:12 AM
2 votes:

Tatsuma: geom_00: Holy Crap.

Just turned on CNN.

Thanks for all the info

Don't watch CNN they have just constantly been broadcasting false information


Jesus, aren't you just the little Hitler tonight.
2013-04-19 02:49:42 AM
2 votes:
Why would he still keep a hat on?
2013-04-19 02:47:02 AM
2 votes:
You know who else was "extremely armed and dangerous"?


i.imgur.com
2013-04-19 02:43:06 AM
2 votes:
I think you all misheard.

i.imgur.com
2013-04-19 02:39:12 AM
2 votes:
BREAKING NEWS!!!!

"Generalissimo Francisco Franco is still dead"
2013-04-19 02:38:49 AM
2 votes:

TheManofPA: Any clues where he is?


boston
2013-04-19 02:27:47 AM
2 votes:

Owangotang: someone found a handgun magazine?


1911 monthly
2013-04-19 02:27:33 AM
2 votes:
Is there any word whether the suspects are Elvis impersonators?
2013-04-19 01:46:52 AM
2 votes:
Watching CNN's coverage of this is hilarious. They are walking on eggshells over ANYTHING said.
2013-04-19 01:40:59 AM
2 votes:
Did a bad batch of baked beans get out or what?  This is farking insane.
2013-04-19 01:40:41 AM
2 votes:
The CNN reporter just cracked me up - "this is a potentially federal event, which is why we are covering it, and it's why I am up in the middle of the night."
2013-04-19 01:35:15 AM
2 votes:
AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!
AAAAHHHHHHH!!!!

i.imgur.com
AAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!
AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

 
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

2013-04-19 01:34:59 AM
2 votes:

Mock26: If you are nervous and a bit shaky when operating on the injured suspect I will not hold it against you if yours scalpel slips and nicks the guy's heart.


You misspelled balls.
2013-04-19 01:31:15 AM
2 votes:
christopher-dorner.com

He hath returned to exact his revenge upon all the cops in this world.

Not even fire can melt chocolate rambo.
2013-04-19 01:20:55 AM
2 votes:
Somebody in the Boston Marathon is a really sore loser....
2013-04-19 07:30:09 AM
1 votes:

Shyla: Man Fark crapped out on me.


I know.  I almost had to go to bed.
2013-04-19 07:27:31 AM
1 votes:
allegedly Dzokhar A. Tsarnaev (and his brother).

Seriously, did someone put out a live action performance of GTA4?

Guy from random ex-Soviet region torn by civil war, comes to the US and tried to make a living, then his brother shows up and things go to hell. WTF, guys?
2013-04-19 07:27:02 AM
1 votes:

inert: Since we've been gone the taxi people don't seem to be involved, they may have found the suspects discarded clothes, at least one pipe bomb has been detonated and the raccoon is still at large.


The raccoon seems to be unlocking every garage and shed in sight.
2013-04-19 07:25:17 AM
1 votes:
Since we've been gone the taxi people don't seem to be involved, they may have found the suspects discarded clothes, at least one pipe bomb has been detonated and the raccoon is still at large.
2013-04-19 06:17:38 AM
1 votes:
Raccoon is down, Repeat. Raccoon is down.
2013-04-19 06:15:38 AM
1 votes:

aspAddict: Pro-tip: If you live in Boston, don't go out with a backpack and try to flag down a ride today....


FTFY
2013-04-19 06:12:19 AM
1 votes:
My new login is going to be Kevin "in and out real quick" Brennan
2013-04-19 06:11:28 AM
1 votes:
i feel sorry for mister in and out real quick's wife.
2013-04-19 06:11:24 AM
1 votes:
lol mr. in and out
2013-04-19 06:09:35 AM
1 votes:

BassChild: "Fairy service is suspended."


Dammit, I have that ball tonight and was counting on that biatch.
2013-04-19 06:09:10 AM
1 votes:

BassChild: "Fairy service is suspended."


Calling all gays, calling all gays!
2013-04-19 06:08:12 AM
1 votes:

KellyKellyKelly: I just woke up and what the fark?

Just to be caught up somewhat, suspect #1 is dead, #2 is running around on the loose still, right?


And there's a crazed raccoon out there somewhere.
2013-04-19 06:03:01 AM
1 votes:

Blue_Blazer: Weaver95: so basically watertown is under martial law.

WHO RUNS WATERTOWN???

/SORRY


i.imgur.com
2013-04-19 06:02:28 AM
1 votes:

HotWingAgenda: He'shiatchhiking?


and you just know that whatever that is, there is a brazilian porn industry specializing in it.
2013-04-19 06:01:28 AM
1 votes:
Some hitchhiker is about to have a VERY bad day.
2013-04-19 06:00:28 AM
1 votes:

Weaver95: so basically watertown is under martial law.


WHO RUNS WATERTOWN???

/SORRY
2013-04-19 06:00:15 AM
1 votes:
Fog is a terrorist
2013-04-19 05:55:33 AM
1 votes:
Less lethal?  Like rubber bullets less lethal or like can't exactly kill everyone in the building less lethal?
2013-04-19 05:51:45 AM
1 votes:
Peter Griffin is saying some guy is hearing noises in his garage.
2013-04-19 05:49:53 AM
1 votes:

Peki: KradDrol: Cops confirming that all T services and commuter rail suspended.  How does the news station learn this stuff before the cops do?

I think someone else had it right: They're watching us.

*waves again*


Yep. Look ma, I'm making the news!
2013-04-19 05:47:57 AM
1 votes:

msupf: "Where's Arthur"

that just sent me into a laughing fit. I am officially slap-happy tired.


ugh me too.
and I caught a look at myself in the mirror... and I certainly look like someone who stayed up all night listening to a police scanner chatting with imaginary internet folks.
2013-04-19 05:47:29 AM
1 votes:
Nice of the deceased Kennedy Brothers to help man the radios
2013-04-19 05:45:28 AM
1 votes:
All commuter lines suspended.

shut.
down.
EVERYTHING.
2013-04-19 05:44:32 AM
1 votes:

August11: Not that I want to call it or anything, but one of these days a crucial event will be covered best with a Fark thread, by smart citizen Farkers checking various feeds and checking each other's work. And this event will set the sun on CNN and the like.

Most of us have known this would come, but this might be the event where grandma and grandpa, internet outsiders in general, switch off the streaming joke that is cable journalism.

Thanks for all the excellent links and updates, Farkers. You guys are great.


Thank goodness for having Fark to follow since the beginning of this. At least I know I'm getting more accurate info here than what I'm getting from the TV.
2013-04-19 05:43:09 AM
1 votes:

cc_rider: Just in: T service shut down to all of Boston! Guess nobody's gonna go to work today


You get the day off! You get the day off! Everyone gets the day off!
2013-04-19 05:41:53 AM
1 votes:
Did someone say they want to negotiate?

cinemafanatic.files.wordpress.com
2013-04-19 05:39:38 AM
1 votes:

libranoelrose: eeyore102: sun's coming up.

I TOLD you people this would happen.


You predicted the sun coming up?!!?

/Are you a wizard?
2013-04-19 05:36:50 AM
1 votes:

SumoJeb: August11: Not that I want to call it or anything, but one of these days a crucial event will be covered best with a Fark thread, by smart citizen Farkers checking various feeds and checking each other's work. And this event will set the sun on CNN and the like.

Most of us have known this would come, but this might be the event where grandma and grandpa, internet outsiders in general, switch off the streaming joke that is cable journalism.

Thanks for all the excellent links and updates, Farkers. You guys are great.

I'm visiting my parents right now. Within 30 mins of all this going down my dad had muted the tv so he could hear the scanner I was listening to. Last time I checked he had given up on the tv's coverage and was lurking this thread. He was astounded on the accuracy and quickness of the info on here compared to tv. Probably will lurk the site more often now.


Then let me be the first to say: Welcome to Fark.  Please tell us your ethnicity and age so we can belittle them both.
2013-04-19 05:33:16 AM
1 votes:
Eliza Dushku is from Watertown. And I know that, well, just because.

1.bp.blogspot.com
2013-04-19 05:27:42 AM
1 votes:
susantran  @susantran
I'm starting to see morning light. It might be blue lights of police vehicles. But I'm thinking it's the sun.


 Thanks, Susan.  That's what happens IN THE FARKING MORNING YOU STUPID GINCH.
2013-04-19 05:23:48 AM
1 votes:

ATTENTION: Boston Bomber on the run.

Oh the irony!


So it would poetic if he could be chased on foot for 26 miles before being caught....i like that image.
2013-04-19 05:22:12 AM
1 votes:
Thanks Farkers for a totally surreal evening/morning. I need to try and get some - Beth Israel presser at 5:30? Fuuuuuuuuuuudge

/only i didn't say fudge...
2013-04-19 05:18:54 AM
1 votes:

HotWingAgenda: It's weird how many false alarms they've had tonight.  How many shady people are moving around behaving like mass murderers at 3 to 5 am in Boston?


All of them.
2013-04-19 05:18:23 AM
1 votes:
NBC's Pete Williams just shot down the whole "missing Brown student" angle. So stop it.
2013-04-19 05:17:26 AM
1 votes:

rooftopvoter: a suspicious road crew. Doesn't the city keep track of them


Cop: What's going on here? Hey! What's the story?
Peter: Hey, what, you boneheads are gonna roust me out again? I've got three thousand phones out on Greenwich Village! I got about eight million miles of cable I gotta check! You gonna come and shake my monkey tree again?
Phone Guy: What are you talking about, buddy? The phone lines are over there!
Peter: What'd I say to you?! (smacks Egon over the head angrily) The phone lines are over there! What'd I say? How many times?!
Cop: Hey! Hey! Hey! You're not with Con Ed or the phone company. We checked. So tell me another one.
Peter: I got a major gas leak here! (points to some steam) Where do you think all this is coming from? The sky?
2013-04-19 05:14:56 AM
1 votes:

balancing act: rynthetyn: Well, I'm glad I don't have class until 2, I might get some sleep between now and then.

I have class in less than 8 hours, and business to attend to prior to that.
I really need to drop out of the thread.  I can quit any time I want...


Come on man, don't leave the party.  Just one more refresh.  You know you want to.
2013-04-19 05:14:02 AM
1 votes:

rynthetyn: Well, I'm glad I don't have class until 2, I might get some sleep between now and then.


I have class in less than 8 hours, and business to attend to prior to that.
I really need to drop out of the thread.  I can quit any time I want...
2013-04-19 05:13:34 AM
1 votes:

FizixJunkee: rooftopvoter: a  suspicious road crew.

Maybe because they were actually doing work?


LMAO
2013-04-19 05:01:30 AM
1 votes:
OK, time to punch out!  Can't stay awake any longer.  Good whatever it is... morning, night?

machungaiwo.files.wordpress.com
2013-04-19 04:59:41 AM
1 votes:
Mall Cops 2: Blaht Goes Undahcovah
2013-04-19 04:58:29 AM
1 votes:

mr lawson: Peki: If that's not terrorism, WTF is your definition of terrorist?

anything that can't be link back to his own political view point i'm guessing.


I don't see how anyone can think this isn't political.

/"Dude, my girlfriend just broke up with me, I'm so pissed." "Totally! We should blow some shiat up!"
2013-04-19 04:58:00 AM
1 votes:
Mass. accents always sounds like the person is pissed and out of breath, even when they're not chasing bombers.
2013-04-19 04:57:52 AM
1 votes:

corq: miss diminutive: A bawndawg?

assuming 'bomb dawg'.


It was bonbon- at this point there aint a donut in boston
2013-04-19 04:56:16 AM
1 votes:

Kittypie070: *continues to listen to scanner*


Same here, why can't they learn to speck southern.
/Joking : )
x23
2013-04-19 04:55:15 AM
1 votes:
they need a bomb-dog?! i assume that is a dog designed to act as a bomb. finds the suspect. then explodes.

i am most likely correct.

/not really.
2013-04-19 04:51:04 AM
1 votes:

Smgth: I wear a black ball cap all the time...I can see being called "Black Hat"...from which my name will never return...

Unless I get "Suspect Numbah One".


Could be worse:  I have that same Bridgestone hat.  I threw it out this evening.
2013-04-19 04:50:55 AM
1 votes:

bluorangefyre: Why is it that I'm still up and its almost 5 AM?


Because the earth spins on it's axis and only shows one side to the sun at a time. HUmans divide the rotation into chucks and I really need to go to bed.....

Oh three injured officers....
2013-04-19 04:49:23 AM
1 votes:

msupf: "Injured officer at command post"

did some old lady brain him with a frying pan when he knocked on the door?


vaginacon.com
2013-04-19 04:47:59 AM
1 votes:
National Guard? SIX STARS! Bring in the Rhinos!
2013-04-19 04:42:51 AM
1 votes:

dbirchall: ...and your riverfront bicycle commute to work just got much more exciting.


i.qkme.me
2013-04-19 04:42:22 AM
1 votes:
so while there is a lull...

how long before a movie studio tries to secure rights to this for script and screenplay?
2013-04-19 04:41:59 AM
1 votes:

JayCab: This is going to get complicated, Bostonians are starting to wake up.


Bostonians who were smart enough to sleep last night and didn't check the news this morning
2013-04-19 04:41:52 AM
1 votes:

ekdikeo4: bicycle traffic being shut down.. Looks like they had a big hole in perimeter


Dammit, Jones - you had ONE job!
2013-04-19 04:40:28 AM
1 votes:
Just shoot the bicyclists. Problem solved.
2013-04-19 04:38:29 AM
1 votes:

bluorangefyre: The Fifth Column  @Sohzay
.@CNN now reporting that the British are, in fact, coming.


Paul Revere already reported that on his cell phone.
2013-04-19 04:34:08 AM
1 votes:

LovesEatingMuff: Cop in press conference 2 min. ago said marathon suspect #1 is dead and #2 is on the loose.  So who the hell is the naked guy?


media.npr.org
2013-04-19 04:31:52 AM
1 votes:

Myria: CNN finally admitted that they were wrong about the naked guy, and said that he was let go.


However, CNN also claims that the naked man's detachable penis is the second suspect.
2013-04-19 04:30:34 AM
1 votes:
They're clearly getting bored....


Anonymous  @YourAnonNewsHe should probably take that white hat off...
2013-04-19 04:30:28 AM
1 votes:

LovesEatingMuff: Cop in press conference 2 min. ago said marathon suspect #1 is dead and #2 is on the loose.  So who the hell is the naked guy?


Probably someone who picked the worst possible time to bail out a window when he heard her husband coming home.
2013-04-19 04:29:08 AM
1 votes:
bad time to be carrying around a backpack
2013-04-19 04:25:25 AM
1 votes:

bluorangefyre: The Fifth Column  @Sohzay
.@CNN now reporting that the British are, in fact, coming.


"One, if by land,
Two, if by sea"
2013-04-19 04:23:26 AM
1 votes:
Holy crap, watching the press release... did I hear a chick ask, "Is he gay?"
2013-04-19 04:21:24 AM
1 votes:

msupf: and as said, link or STFU. Considering I am watching a high ranking officer giving a statement and he has yet to mention suspect one is dead.


I just provided a link.

Are you finally going to STFU about the 1st suspect not being dead?

You were ww, wr, wrong.
2013-04-19 04:19:17 AM
1 votes:
The number of cops?

images1.wikia.nocookie.net
2013-04-19 04:18:18 AM
1 votes:

Haliburton Cummings: i'm putting coffee on who wants a cup?


I do. I take it black...like my heart

\and men...
2013-04-19 04:18:09 AM
1 votes:
Someone forgot his login heh.
2013-04-19 04:15:10 AM
1 votes:
I'm staying up all night, fark work tomorrow.
2013-04-19 04:15:08 AM
1 votes:
I run to pee and miss 2 pages. I hate you people. You were supposed to wait.
2013-04-19 04:10:05 AM
1 votes:

bluorangefyre: [pbs.twimg.com image 850x637]

Home they've lit up with spotlights.


i.imgur.com
2013-04-19 04:07:18 AM
1 votes:
i.imgur.com /not sure if serious
2013-04-19 04:00:23 AM
1 votes:

Somacandra: Request for flashlights and K9 to Arsenal: Scanner


Goodness I heard that as fleshlights and KY to... um....
2013-04-19 03:59:38 AM
1 votes:
Breaking news from CNN and Fox:  Massive police operation in Boston area.  Thought I should pass along that crack reporting.
2013-04-19 03:59:15 AM
1 votes:

JayCab: Wow, NBC actually mentioning the motion sensor thing... that's like within 5 minutes of the thread. Pretty impressive.


Hi NBC! *waves*
2013-04-19 03:57:43 AM
1 votes:
Wow, NBC actually mentioning the motion sensor thing... that's like within 5 minutes of the thread. Pretty impressive.
2013-04-19 03:54:08 AM
1 votes:
2013-04-19 03:53:11 AM
1 votes:

supershaft: whats a bearcat?


25.media.tumblr.com
2013-04-19 03:52:59 AM
1 votes:
I know they are saying 'bear cat', but got-damn it sounds like 'beer cart' with that accent.

what a bearcat looks like:
"http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/e/eb/Nash_Bearcat.jpg ">
2013-04-19 03:51:28 AM
1 votes:
what's a beahcat
2013-04-19 03:47:56 AM
1 votes:

xnewnoisex: My CNN theory on why their credibility is shiat right now. They are trying to scoop the internet.


Ah, so that's why CNN is saying that this is the second suspect

www.getdigital.de
2013-04-19 03:45:49 AM
1 votes:
My CNN theory on why their credibility is shiat right now. They are trying to scoop the internet.
2013-04-19 03:43:13 AM
1 votes:

LikeALeafOnTheWind: where is the suspect died info coming from.. as far as i know there are two suspects one perfectly healthy one in cuffs, naked getting into the back of a police car, and one still at large.. so which one died?


Are you also only watching CNN by chance?
2013-04-19 03:42:53 AM
1 votes:

the_celt: Wow!  Terrific info in thread and I totally screwed myself here at work by not paying attention.

I can't read all the comments fast enough and do my actual job.

/do not care
//worth all the extra work


Said the air traffic controller.
2013-04-19 03:41:42 AM
1 votes:
WCVB is reporting that #1 is dead and #2 is still on he run.
2013-04-19 03:39:46 AM
1 votes:

robsul82: "A white male with dark complexion or a Middle Eastern male with a chahcole gray hoodie."




FTFY
2013-04-19 03:38:33 AM
1 votes:
Should be easy to find a guy running around in a charcoal grey hoodie and no pants
2013-04-19 03:38:21 AM
1 votes:
THE SUSPECT HAS NO PANTS! REPEAT: THE SUSPECT HAS NO PANTS!!

/okay, maybe now I'm getting loopy
2013-04-19 03:38:17 AM
1 votes:

Pariah.: Abacus9: Pariah.: Abacus9: doglover: geom_00: Just got home from work.   Holy SHIAT what have I missed?!

Just a normal day in Detroit: gun fight, police killed, carjacking, grenades, hostages, etc.

Only today's Detroit Tuesday happened in Boston and appears directly related to the Bombing.

If it were Detroit, the police wouldn't have bothered to get involved.

Go fark yourself.

I live in the area, they really don't care anymore.

I've lived within the city itself all my live. You're full of shiat.


You're either lying or have your head in the sand. There's too much crime and not enough officers to stop it. Budget cuts have forced layoffs and furlough days. A 911 call might get you some assistance within the hour, if they show up at all. They'll even tell you to ignore speed limit signs and just drive the hell out. When my buddy got beaten up by some thug, some police that happened to be in the area filled out a report, then did absolutely nothing about it. Even the paramedic (who assaulted me right in front of one of the cops, who did nothing) refused to treat my friend because he had better things to do. Yeah, they really care a lot all right.
2013-04-19 03:36:40 AM
1 votes:

mcnguyen: I guess we can forget 1-31-07 now


Obligatory:
www.joeydevilla.com
VTC
2013-04-19 03:35:45 AM
1 votes:
encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com
2013-04-19 03:34:15 AM
1 votes:
LAPD says why burn the mall?
2013-04-19 03:33:37 AM
1 votes:
I"M OUT OF POPCORN!
2013-04-19 03:32:59 AM
1 votes:

log_jammin: shower_in_my_socks: Believe this was posted by someone who lives near the original shootout. Or could be an office on MIT's campus. Probably glad they weren't sitting at their desk at the time.

[pbs.twimg.com image 768x1024]

when WoW goes horribly wrong.


LLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOYYYYYYYYYYY JJJJJJJEEEEEEEEENNNNNNKKIIIIINNNNNNNNNSSSSSSSSSSS
2013-04-19 03:32:13 AM
1 votes:
Carter... like underwear. hahaha
2013-04-19 03:31:15 AM
1 votes:

x23: Grand_Moff_Joseph: GreatGlavinsGhost: Grand_Moff_Joseph: Here you go, folks!

[lh3.googleusercontent.com image 360x350]

Don't forget the first thread!

Done!

[lh6.googleusercontent.com image 360x350]


excellent!

needs to mention Sergeant Fury and the GHOSTS! and also maybe the part about getting a fresh dog out of the box of dogs they have.


Was that located next to the binder full of women?

/zing
2013-04-19 03:30:16 AM
1 votes:

Grand_Moff_Joseph: GreatGlavinsGhost: Grand_Moff_Joseph: Here you go, folks!

[lh3.googleusercontent.com image 360x350]

Don't forget the first thread!

Done!

[lh6.googleusercontent.com image 360x350]


I'm only posting now that a badge has been made.
2013-04-19 03:28:23 AM
1 votes:
i36.photobucket.com

can be purchased as an actual badge, EIP for details
2013-04-19 03:27:23 AM
1 votes:

doglover: Tatsuma: Name_Omitted: Would someone be willing to provide a recap?

Robbery at 7/11
2 suspects went to MIT
Shootout with MIT cop, he was shot 7 times and died in the hospital
They stole his gun and then hijacked a car with an hostage.
Let the hostage go and the cops caught up with them in Watertown
Firefight, threw grenades and IEDs all over the place
1 suspect down, got in custody, currently at Beth Israel hospital
2nd suspect is still on the run

THE ARISTOCRATS!


That would make a great rock ballad.
2013-04-19 03:24:54 AM
1 votes:

Infernalist: T-Servo: Pharacyde: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wSlRHJv1nnA&feature=youtu.be

Holy fark!

Definitely black-powder rifles.

/crap

What's the relevance of black-powder rifles?


It summons the Bopper of Ditty
2013-04-19 03:24:30 AM
1 votes:
I'm assuming our resident nurse got told to STFU, so. . .

Hope you're well. Send word when you can. Duck if you need to.
2013-04-19 03:24:29 AM
1 votes:

x23: Sergeant Fury *and* ghosts?! the movie version of this is going to be so awesome.


At the very least the thread badge is going to have an interesting logo
2013-04-19 03:24:14 AM
1 votes:
time to send in drones..
2013-04-19 03:23:44 AM
1 votes:

SnakeLee: Why is everyone saying Reddit is right?  At least two people's lives are ruined because of those idiots, they practically named half of Boston


WTF is a Reddit and who is everyone?
x23
2013-04-19 03:23:17 AM
1 votes:

Almost Everybody Poops: POLICE: Hey guyz, don't forget there are other parts of the city.


...and that is how Hans Grubers brother steals all the gold in Boston.
2013-04-19 03:22:40 AM
1 votes:

shower_in_my_socks: This is the part where he lures all of Boston's police underground and traps them with a cave-in, right?


And then feeds 'em and gives them razors with which to groom themselves for six months!
2013-04-19 03:22:32 AM
1 votes:

Tatsuma: Name_Omitted: Would someone be willing to provide a recap?

Robbery at 7/11
2 suspects went to MIT
Shootout with MIT cop, he was shot 7 times and died in the hospital
They stole his gun and then hijacked a car with an hostage.
Let the hostage go and the cops caught up with them in Watertown
Firefight, threw grenades and IEDs all over the place
1 suspect down, got in custody, currently at Beth Israel hospital
2nd suspect is still on the run


THE ARISTOCRATS!
2013-04-19 03:22:11 AM
1 votes:
Here you go, folks!

lh3.googleusercontent.com
2013-04-19 03:22:10 AM
1 votes:

zerkalo: The use of unnecessary force in the apprehension of Brosama has been approved


Bean Ladin.
2013-04-19 03:21:46 AM
1 votes:
This is the part where he lures all of Boston's police underground and traps them with a cave-in, right?
2013-04-19 03:21:31 AM
1 votes:

fnordfocus: TWX: If he's uninvolved he'll probably just be let go when they're confident that it's secure.

An Officer's dead.  It's incredibly unlikely that the cops will let this detainee live long enough to find out whether or not he's involved.


This isn't the LAPD we're talking about.
2013-04-19 03:19:07 AM
1 votes:

Name_Omitted: Would someone be willing to provide a recap?


GTA with cheat codes and the developers couldn't add enough wanted stars with hotfixes if they tried.
2013-04-19 03:17:12 AM
1 votes:
Captain Dan:

They killed a cop and a kid.  They're not making it to court.

pjmedia.com
x23
2013-04-19 03:17:08 AM
1 votes:
imagine how crazy it would be if they actually *were* chasing a GHOST!?! :O :O :O
2013-04-19 03:14:50 AM
1 votes:
What if this guy runs into the woods and just lives there for years like Eric Rudolf.
2013-04-19 03:13:18 AM
1 votes:

FizixJunkee: specialk111: The 68 year old woman with asthma was probably watching this thread.  lol

Probably SpentMiles trolling IRL.


I'm a 68 year old woman with asthma and I don't appreciate your snotty attitude.
2013-04-19 03:12:41 AM
1 votes:
I call movie rights
2013-04-19 03:12:08 AM
1 votes:
www.surfingtheapocalypse.net

Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit using glue stick as chapstick....
2013-04-19 03:11:30 AM
1 votes:
I'm sure this all just a ruse to distract us from this country's real problems like pot smokers, gun owners, gay marriage, and atheists.
2013-04-19 03:10:36 AM
1 votes:

Cream of Meat: OMG, this is the craziest night of fark I've ever been involved in.  No way am I sleeping tonight.  Dood's heading to Panera...lol


Meanwhile, on Mars
static.euronews.com
",,,nope"
2013-04-19 03:07:58 AM
1 votes:

Mike Chewbacca: Tatsuma: THE POLICE SCANNER HAS NOT NAMED SUSPECTS, AND THE SUSPECT IN CUSTODY HAS NOT DIED

WCVB: 2ND SUSPECT LEAVING IEDS BEHIND HIM, SLOWING DOWN THE POLICE

I heard it Muluwhatever's name spelled out with my own ears.


Mulligatawny? Delicious.
2013-04-19 03:07:44 AM
1 votes:
CNN showing video of the naked guy getting shoved in a squad car.
2013-04-19 03:05:41 AM
1 votes:
This just keeps getting crazier.
2013-04-19 03:04:40 AM
1 votes:
Wherever the suspect is running to, I hope when he gets to the finish line he blows up
2013-04-19 03:02:16 AM
1 votes:

cman: I know

The Internet actually was right for once


The second suspect is not even in custody and no one else posted what he posted. Most likely a hoax.
2013-04-19 02:59:51 AM
1 votes:

Smgth: CNN is saying they stripped the guy TOTALLY naked and is being grilled by the FBI.

And NOW they said they have a 2nd suspect in custody.


That means that I can reliably conclude that the second suspect has eluded police and that the first suspect has escaped custody and found a complete set of clothing.
2013-04-19 02:57:52 AM
1 votes:

styckx: CNN almost saying a second person has been arrested


god damn it!!  i can't believe they all got away.  they were surrounded.
2013-04-19 02:57:11 AM
1 votes:
Female dispatch on scanner has a sexy voice.
2013-04-19 02:57:09 AM
1 votes:
Oh, if John King is the guy telling the others that the second suspect is in custody...

"No, really, guys!  Seriously!"
2013-04-19 02:56:34 AM
1 votes:

Grobbley: [i.imgur.com image 850x198]


Keep posting the same bullshiat copy/pasta alex jones retarded nonsense over and over again! Yeah that'll do it!
2013-04-19 02:54:29 AM
1 votes:
Well, let's wait a minute here. This IS CNN saying it. Let's wait for actual confirmation.
2013-04-19 02:54:04 AM
1 votes:

evaned: You know who else was "extremely armed and dangerous"?


[i.imgur.com image 300x616]


That's Vishnu, you're thinking of Kali who was the wife of Vishnu.

paganpages.org
2013-04-19 02:54:04 AM
1 votes:

Grobbley: [i.imgur.com image 850x198]


If they turn out to be terrorists from the Middle East, but they bought their weapons legally in the US, some farking heads are going to explode.
2013-04-19 02:53:26 AM
1 votes:
CNN is saying they stripped the guy TOTALLY naked and is being grilled by the FBI.

And NOW they said they have a 2nd suspect in custody.
2013-04-19 02:52:32 AM
1 votes:

danknerd: Why would he still keep a hat on?


maybe he's going bald?
2013-04-19 02:51:59 AM
1 votes:
I really like how everyone seems to hate the guy in the white hat more than the other guy for some reason. myself included.
2013-04-19 02:51:54 AM
1 votes:
For those of you "false flaggers" in the room: The Eagle has landed. The Pearl is in the Chowder. I repeat, the Pearl is in the chowder.

Suspect has died = the government has switched a dead body for the black hatter that had perviously in custody. You'll notice (when you see his pic) that it doesn't quite match the press conference photos of the guy at the marathon.
2013-04-19 02:51:32 AM
1 votes:
suspect is still naked.
2013-04-19 02:49:15 AM
1 votes:
i.imgur.com
2013-04-19 02:48:45 AM
1 votes:
I'd hate to be the person that has to write the police report for this tomorrow.  Going to need two dozen Dunkin Donuts.
2013-04-19 02:48:43 AM
1 votes:

Tatsuma: If they are American citizens, treason laws are still on the books, so hopefully we could actually see them hang on a rope


HA!!!! Evidently you haven't heard about all the tears people are crying over water boarding terrorists, much less hanging them.  There are insane farks that will do this kind of thing regardless of the consequences, but I believe most do this because they expect quarter.  Our troops don't expect quarter, they expect torture and death if captured.  They fight because they expect to win.  These shiat stains expect to lose, their suffering should be farking legendary, this nation should be feared a hell of a lot more than it is.
2013-04-19 02:47:40 AM
1 votes:
You couldn't even get this many stars on GTA with  god mode.
2013-04-19 02:47:10 AM
1 votes:

you are a puppet: nyrkah1: No logical reason for it, but if we're only gonna get one alive, I want it to be "White Hat."

If Black hat dies it will be a huge blow to the pro poker tourney circuit.xkcd


FTFY
2013-04-19 02:46:20 AM
1 votes:

TeddyRooseveltsMustache: They're lookin for a honky with a long gun and some boom booms, copy? Over.


uhhh oscar poppa charlie, mary hartmann, mary hartmann, over.
2013-04-19 02:45:18 AM
1 votes:
Fox news is the best coverage right now
2013-04-19 02:44:09 AM
1 votes:

T-Servo: White male, grey hoodie, black curly hair, assault rifle and explosives...


...with a bag of Skittles
2013-04-19 02:43:27 AM
1 votes:
They're lookin for a honky with a long gun and some boom booms, copy? Over.
2013-04-19 02:42:35 AM
1 votes:

ClintonKun: Did we just get an alien signal on the scanner?


no, the cop had music on
2013-04-19 02:42:15 AM
1 votes:

Infernalist: A Fark Handle: shouldn't they just call in a drone strike?  nuke it from orbit, it's the only way to be sure.

/this can't be related to the simple armed robbery at mit gone wrong, right?

With hand grenades/Explosives?


Some people do bring grenades to an armed robbery...

allthatcomeswithit.com
2013-04-19 02:41:50 AM
1 votes:
images4.wikia.nocookie.net
/hot
2013-04-19 02:39:49 AM
1 votes:
Did someone just refer to Sgt Fury on the scanner?
2013-04-19 02:39:42 AM
1 votes:
SGT FURY???
2013-04-19 02:29:30 AM
1 votes:
In other news, some random guy named Mike is a more responsible journalist than anyone at CNN.
2013-04-19 02:26:32 AM
1 votes:

Abacus9: Tozmo: Imagine being the suspect on the run right now.  I would love to feel that kind of adrenaline, kinda what kids feel when playing paintball but ramped up over 9000

Seriously? Maybe you should get help now before you end up doing something like this.


He's on Fark, it's like flypaper to ambition.
2013-04-19 02:23:18 AM
1 votes:
Was talking to my boy Danny who's ex special forces and is now in BPD. I was like who are you the batman. You leave for vacation for a week, and everything goes to shiat.
2013-04-19 02:22:16 AM
1 votes:
Someone died of dysentery.
2013-04-19 02:19:29 AM
1 votes:

Pariah.: "Black jacket, white skin, with a hat on" - description with no context given.


img692.imageshack.us

Suspect is hatted.  Repeat:  hatted.
2013-04-19 02:08:39 AM
1 votes:
The downside to the Boston police scanner?

Boston accents
2013-04-19 02:03:56 AM
1 votes:

contrapunctus: Yeah, we're a big ole freak show here in the U.S., but the rest of the world loves us for it. Admit it. We're dysfunctional, but goddammit we're entertaining!!!


But you're hurting yourself, America, and the ones you love. I can't watch you do this to yourself. Why won't you let Canada love you? Why do you push her away and engage in this self destructive behavior?

/just being facetious
//wouldn't have you any other way
2013-04-19 02:02:03 AM
1 votes:

Great Janitor: contrapunctus: J. Frank Parnell: I think someone needs to have a talk with America. Maybe Canada and Britain can stage an intervention.

Oh come on.

Yeah, we're a big ole freak show here in the U.S., but the rest of the world loves us for it. Admit it. We're dysfunctional, but goddammit we're entertaining!!!

Say what you will, we don't do things by halves in the U.S., we go all out.


Yeah. Sleeping Tiger and all that.

/really world? Didn't learn, did you?
2013-04-19 02:00:46 AM
1 votes:

Fjornir: thiefofdreams: http://www1.whdh.com/video/7newslive  (news feed)

Is whdh actually playing anything current? When I shut it off it was just endless loop of their old footage leading up to the guy laying on the ground and the cops backing away.


Try this feed - ABC
2013-04-19 01:56:10 AM
1 votes:

Infernalist: I'm ignoring CNN right now, someone point me to a reliable source of info, please.


nypost.com?
2013-04-19 01:56:05 AM
1 votes:

croesius: TheXerox: Damn, the Onion article about this week wasn't farking around. What the hell is it with this time of year? All the crazy shiat happens from April 14-22 or thereabouts.

Not the least of which is the fact that in 12 hours some fine doctors are gonna be delivering my twins!

Hell of a day to choose for the cesarean!


Hey, April 19 is a perfectly good day for a birthday, I've had it for more than 30 years now! Sure, we've gotten more than our share of shiat over the years, but you just have to celebrate being alive that much harder. Congrats to you and your family, and best of luck. Happy birthday, babies!
2013-04-19 01:55:28 AM
1 votes:
The Ron Paul R3volutionaries are putting in some overtime this week.
2013-04-19 01:52:47 AM
1 votes:
CNN now reports the gunmen may be alien ninjas or possibly vampires since it is night time...
2013-04-19 01:52:26 AM
1 votes:

cman: WTF is going on?

Why did this week have to happen?


Science
2013-04-19 01:52:17 AM
1 votes:
Is it too late to organize a nation wide holding of hands and singing of koom-by-yah tomorrow?
2013-04-19 01:51:50 AM
1 votes:
I think someone needs to have a talk with America. Maybe Canada and Britain can stage an intervention.
2013-04-19 01:51:42 AM
1 votes:

Tavillion: About the person being arrested, one bystander who allegedly knows him said "They just arrested him because he had a backpack on, there was no probably cause or nothing!"


Exclusive.  Call CNN right away
2013-04-19 01:51:05 AM
1 votes:

Tavillion: A person is currently being taken into custody.


If this were LA, the LAPD would have shot two dozen suspects by now.
2013-04-19 01:49:23 AM
1 votes:
Life's fine here on the west coast as usual. All the terrible things happen back east....

/which is a good thing
2013-04-19 01:48:06 AM
1 votes:

retarded: I live and work on a military base in Afghanistan, and I gotta say, things here seem pretty boring this week compared to what's happening back there. Jesus H Christ on a cracker, wtf is going on.


The front has moved. Get your ass to Boston.
2013-04-19 01:48:02 AM
1 votes:

Tavillion: About the person being arrested, one bystander who allegedly knows him said "They just arrested him because he had a backpack on, there was no probably cause or nothing!"


Oh great, now we are going to have people with backpacks crying for equality.
2013-04-19 01:46:52 AM
1 votes:
Somebody sing them "Sweet Caroline" already!
2013-04-19 01:44:54 AM
1 votes:
I suspect the perp will commit suicide by shooting himself hundreds of times in the body right as the cops get there. 

I can only hope they get the satisfaction before he shoots himself in the head.
2013-04-19 01:44:08 AM
1 votes:

mediablitz: "Out thoughts are with the police officers family. Now, at the scene, what are you hearing?"

That shiat disgusts me.


991.com

/hot
//might get pulled if this thread goes wild
2013-04-19 01:43:49 AM
1 votes:

Tozmo: Imagine being the suspect on the run right now.  I would love to feel that kind of adrenaline, kinda what kids feel when playing paintball but ramped up over 9000


We can give you that with a car battery, jumper cables, and your nuts.

-)
2013-04-19 01:41:01 AM
1 votes:

gibbon1: Mock26: If you are nervous and a bit shaky when operating on the injured suspect I will not hold it against you if yours scalpel slips and nicks the guy's heart.

You misspelled balls.


He'd have to be really very shaky for his balls to slip and nick the guy's heart
2013-04-19 01:40:50 AM
1 votes:

Dimensio: On Sunday, April 14, 2013, I purchased a new pair of shorts at Old Navy. When doing so, I left my backpack locked with my bicycle outside of the mall.

I suspect that such an action, after recent events, would result in me finding the area around my bicycle cordoned off and a bomb squad called to the scene.


In 2007 or 2008, I went running Central Park.  It is common for runners to stash a water bottle along their route to loop back around to and it will still be there.  I wanted to stash a backpack, so I got a Pacsafe open-mesh security bag thing and locked my backpack to a bench.  When I got back around, there were three squad cars there and they were considering calling the bomb squad.  farkers.  They were not happy with me.
2013-04-19 01:40:09 AM
1 votes:
Things will calm down when the perp finally goes bowling with Roman.
2013-04-19 01:38:04 AM
1 votes:
I live and work on a military base in Afghanistan, and I gotta say, things here seem pretty boring this week compared to what's happening back there. Jesus H Christ on a cracker, wtf is going on.
2013-04-19 01:34:54 AM
1 votes:
Cue prof Farnsworth and not wanting to live on this planet anymore.
2013-04-19 01:33:19 AM
1 votes:
Dear Doctor,

If you are nervous and a bit shaky when operating on the injured suspect I will not hold it against you if yours scalpel slips and nicks the guy's heart.
2013-04-19 01:31:26 AM
1 votes:

Captain Dan: Great Janitor: If these are the same people responsible for Monday's bombing, that is going to be an epic list of charges that will be read when they go to court.

They killed a cop and a kid.  They're not making it to court.


They will burn to death in a cabin?
2013-04-19 01:31:26 AM
1 votes:

cretinbob: "Anyone who discarged get up here"

There must have been a firefight.
shiat this is what happens when I walk the dog, I miss the good shiat.


There was a FIREFIGHT!!!!!!


/sorry... bit overwhelmed at the moment to offer anything other than a Boston applicable movie quote.
2013-04-19 01:30:34 AM
1 votes:

cretinbob: Oh fark.........

active shooter in (unintelligible) hospital.......


Seriously?  Wait, do you work for CNN?  I have to check that before I jump to any conclusions here.
2013-04-19 01:28:13 AM
1 votes:

Dimensio: I am a resident of Louisville, Kentucky. Starting this Saturday, events related to the upcoming Kentucky Derby will occur throughout the city.

On Sunday, April 14, 2013, I purchased a new pair of shorts at Old Navy. When doing so, I left my backpack locked with my bicycle outside of the mall.

I suspect that such an action, after recent events, would result in me finding the area around my bicycle cordoned off and a bomb squad called to the scene.


It definitely changes the dynamics of asking a stranger to watch your bag while you run to the restroom, when out in public.
2013-04-19 01:27:08 AM
1 votes:
Sigh...I was just logging off...
2013-04-19 01:25:57 AM
1 votes:
I am a resident of Louisville, Kentucky. Starting this Saturday, events related to the upcoming Kentucky Derby will occur throughout the city.

On Sunday, April 14, 2013, I purchased a new pair of shorts at Old Navy. When doing so, I left my backpack locked with my bicycle outside of the mall.

I suspect that such an action, after recent events, would result in me finding the area around my bicycle cordoned off and a bomb squad called to the scene.
2013-04-19 01:24:47 AM
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god damnit CJ
2013-04-19 01:24:17 AM
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What in the frakkin world of Michael Bay is going on Boston?
2013-04-19 01:23:07 AM
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So, Boston is just the real life version of Gotham City?
2013-04-19 01:20:33 AM
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www.jasonlefkowitz.net

Now they have moved back to channel 1....second suspect in custody
2013-04-19 01:20:17 AM
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So I play Hotline Miami for a couple hours and look what I miss...GTA2
 
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