eeyore102: sun's coming up.
rooftopvoter: a suspicious road crew.
Mike Chewbacca: Welcome back, everyone.AP is saying they're Russian, from near Chechnya, and have been here 1 year. Who knows if that's true, though.
deadlymonkey: What was the name for the second suspect floating around? Samir something?
Peki: Cpl.D: The Italian Sasquatch: I'm still here. Three cups of coffee and four hours of police scanners in lolLightweight! I'm on four hours and nine cups.Wimps. I've been up since 6 yesterday, and I haven't had any coffee.
libranoelrose: eeyore102: sun's coming up.I TOLD you people this would happen.
The police in the area are telling everybody to stay in their houses until further notice.
THREE DAY WEEKEND biatchES
violentsalvation: So which thread are we using?
taxachucetts: Was talking to my boy Danny who's ex special forces and is now in BPD. I was like who are you the batman. You leave for vacation for a week, and everything goes to shiat.
Tavillion: Enough! Jesus H. Christ this FARKING week!
common sense is an oxymoron: Open door at 102-104 Walnut
heap: rabid raccoon raping a lawnmower on irving street
Peki: *shrug*PTSD is a biatch. I've been fighting panic attacks constantly since Monday. Kinda hard to hold a job if you can't breathe./will likely be calling the doc in the morning. Maybe NOW she can finally get some gorram psych help.
cretinbob: Surrounding a basement
x23: they need a bomb-dog?! i assume that is a dog designed to act as a bomb. finds the suspect. then explodes.i am most likely correct.
Rhino_man: RINO: CNN is showing cops running with ARs.CNN is just as likely to be running stock footage at this point.
FirstNationalBastard: Myria: CNN finally admitted that they were wrong about the naked guy, and said that he was let go.However, CNN also claims that the naked man's detachable penis is the second suspect.
Wyldfire: fark I was going to bed but now I want to know....
retarded: what's a beahcat
you are a puppet: FirstNationalBastard: Jesus, MSNBC's youtube "video" of the firefight is just pitiful.Yeah it was just footage of Willem Dafoe. WTF?
geom_00: doglover: libranoelrose: Dogs are about to be released.HELLS YEAH!Bring in the Beariot too, we might need it!
roflmaonow: CNN has the most apt headline to describe what's going on"Violence erupts on Boston streets "
FizixJunkee: KangTheMad: Sunil TripathiThe missing Brown kid? For realz?
Tatsuma: geom_00: Holy Crap.Just turned on CNN.Thanks for all the infoDon't watch CNN they have just constantly been broadcasting false information
TheManofPA: Any clues where he is?
Owangotang: someone found a handgun magazine?
Mock26: If you are nervous and a bit shaky when operating on the injured suspect I will not hold it against you if yours scalpel slips and nicks the guy's heart.
He hath returned to exact his revenge upon all the cops in this world.Not even fire can melt chocolate rambo.
Shyla: Man Fark crapped out on me.
inert: Since we've been gone the taxi people don't seem to be involved, they may have found the suspects discarded clothes, at least one pipe bomb has been detonated and the raccoon is still at large.
aspAddict: Pro-tip: If you live in Boston, don't go out with a backpack and try to flag down a ride today....
BassChild: "Fairy service is suspended."
KellyKellyKelly: I just woke up and what the fark?Just to be caught up somewhat, suspect #1 is dead, #2 is running around on the loose still, right?
Blue_Blazer: Weaver95: so basically watertown is under martial law.WHO RUNS WATERTOWN???/SORRY
Weaver95: so basically watertown is under martial law.
Peki: KradDrol: Cops confirming that all T services and commuter rail suspended. How does the news station learn this stuff before the cops do?I think someone else had it right: They're watching us.*waves again*
msupf: "Where's Arthur"that just sent me into a laughing fit. I am officially slap-happy tired.
August11: Not that I want to call it or anything, but one of these days a crucial event will be covered best with a Fark thread, by smart citizen Farkers checking various feeds and checking each other's work. And this event will set the sun on CNN and the like.Most of us have known this would come, but this might be the event where grandma and grandpa, internet outsiders in general, switch off the streaming joke that is cable journalism.Thanks for all the excellent links and updates, Farkers. You guys are great.
cc_rider: Just in: T service shut down to all of Boston! Guess nobody's gonna go to work today
SumoJeb: August11: Not that I want to call it or anything, but one of these days a crucial event will be covered best with a Fark thread, by smart citizen Farkers checking various feeds and checking each other's work. And this event will set the sun on CNN and the like.Most of us have known this would come, but this might be the event where grandma and grandpa, internet outsiders in general, switch off the streaming joke that is cable journalism.Thanks for all the excellent links and updates, Farkers. You guys are great.I'm visiting my parents right now. Within 30 mins of all this going down my dad had muted the tv so he could hear the scanner I was listening to. Last time I checked he had given up on the tv's coverage and was lurking this thread. He was astounded on the accuracy and quickness of the info on here compared to tv. Probably will lurk the site more often now.
ATTENTION: Boston Bomber on the run.Oh the irony!
HotWingAgenda: It's weird how many false alarms they've had tonight. How many shady people are moving around behaving like mass murderers at 3 to 5 am in Boston?
rooftopvoter: a suspicious road crew. Doesn't the city keep track of them
balancing act: rynthetyn: Well, I'm glad I don't have class until 2, I might get some sleep between now and then.I have class in less than 8 hours, and business to attend to prior to that.I really need to drop out of the thread. I can quit any time I want...
rynthetyn: Well, I'm glad I don't have class until 2, I might get some sleep between now and then.
FizixJunkee: rooftopvoter: a suspicious road crew.Maybe because they were actually doing work?
mr lawson: Peki: If that's not terrorism, WTF is your definition of terrorist?anything that can't be link back to his own political view point i'm guessing.
corq: miss diminutive: A bawndawg?assuming 'bomb dawg'.
Kittypie070: *continues to listen to scanner*
Smgth: I wear a black ball cap all the time...I can see being called "Black Hat"...from which my name will never return...Unless I get "Suspect Numbah One".
bluorangefyre: Why is it that I'm still up and its almost 5 AM?
msupf: "Injured officer at command post"did some old lady brain him with a frying pan when he knocked on the door?
dbirchall: ...and your riverfront bicycle commute to work just got much more exciting.
JayCab: This is going to get complicated, Bostonians are starting to wake up.
ekdikeo4: bicycle traffic being shut down.. Looks like they had a big hole in perimeter
bluorangefyre: The Fifth Column @Sohzay.@CNN now reporting that the British are, in fact, coming.
LovesEatingMuff: Cop in press conference 2 min. ago said marathon suspect #1 is dead and #2 is on the loose. So who the hell is the naked guy?
Myria: CNN finally admitted that they were wrong about the naked guy, and said that he was let go.
msupf: and as said, link or STFU. Considering I am watching a high ranking officer giving a statement and he has yet to mention suspect one is dead.
Haliburton Cummings: i'm putting coffee on who wants a cup?
bluorangefyre: [pbs.twimg.com image 850x637]Home they've lit up with spotlights.
Somacandra: Request for flashlights and K9 to Arsenal: Scanner
JayCab: Wow, NBC actually mentioning the motion sensor thing... that's like within 5 minutes of the thread. Pretty impressive.
supershaft: whats a bearcat?
xnewnoisex: My CNN theory on why their credibility is shiat right now. They are trying to scoop the internet.
LikeALeafOnTheWind: where is the suspect died info coming from.. as far as i know there are two suspects one perfectly healthy one in cuffs, naked getting into the back of a police car, and one still at large.. so which one died?
the_celt: Wow! Terrific info in thread and I totally screwed myself here at work by not paying attention.I can't read all the comments fast enough and do my actual job./do not care//worth all the extra work
robsul82: "A white male with dark complexion or a Middle Eastern male with a chahcole gray hoodie."
Pariah.: Abacus9: Pariah.: Abacus9: doglover: geom_00: Just got home from work. Holy SHIAT what have I missed?!Just a normal day in Detroit: gun fight, police killed, carjacking, grenades, hostages, etc.Only today's Detroit Tuesday happened in Boston and appears directly related to the Bombing.If it were Detroit, the police wouldn't have bothered to get involved.Go fark yourself.I live in the area, they really don't care anymore.I've lived within the city itself all my live. You're full of shiat.
mcnguyen: I guess we can forget 1-31-07 now
I"M OUT OF POPCORN!
log_jammin: shower_in_my_socks: Believe this was posted by someone who lives near the original shootout. Or could be an office on MIT's campus. Probably glad they weren't sitting at their desk at the time.[pbs.twimg.com image 768x1024]when WoW goes horribly wrong.
x23: Grand_Moff_Joseph: GreatGlavinsGhost: Grand_Moff_Joseph: Here you go, folks![lh3.googleusercontent.com image 360x350]Don't forget the first thread!Done![lh6.googleusercontent.com image 360x350]excellent!needs to mention Sergeant Fury and the GHOSTS! and also maybe the part about getting a fresh dog out of the box of dogs they have.
Grand_Moff_Joseph: GreatGlavinsGhost: Grand_Moff_Joseph: Here you go, folks![lh3.googleusercontent.com image 360x350]Don't forget the first thread!Done![lh6.googleusercontent.com image 360x350]
doglover: Tatsuma: Name_Omitted: Would someone be willing to provide a recap?Robbery at 7/112 suspects went to MITShootout with MIT cop, he was shot 7 times and died in the hospitalThey stole his gun and then hijacked a car with an hostage.Let the hostage go and the cops caught up with them in WatertownFirefight, threw grenades and IEDs all over the place1 suspect down, got in custody, currently at Beth Israel hospital2nd suspect is still on the runTHE ARISTOCRATS!
Infernalist: T-Servo: Pharacyde: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wSlRHJv1nnA&feature=youtu.beHoly fark!Definitely black-powder rifles./crapWhat's the relevance of black-powder rifles?
x23: Sergeant Fury *and* ghosts?! the movie version of this is going to be so awesome.
SnakeLee: Why is everyone saying Reddit is right? At least two people's lives are ruined because of those idiots, they practically named half of Boston
Almost Everybody Poops: POLICE: Hey guyz, don't forget there are other parts of the city.
shower_in_my_socks: This is the part where he lures all of Boston's police underground and traps them with a cave-in, right?
Tatsuma: Name_Omitted: Would someone be willing to provide a recap?Robbery at 7/112 suspects went to MITShootout with MIT cop, he was shot 7 times and died in the hospitalThey stole his gun and then hijacked a car with an hostage.Let the hostage go and the cops caught up with them in WatertownFirefight, threw grenades and IEDs all over the place1 suspect down, got in custody, currently at Beth Israel hospital2nd suspect is still on the run
zerkalo: The use of unnecessary force in the apprehension of Brosama has been approved
fnordfocus: TWX: If he's uninvolved he'll probably just be let go when they're confident that it's secure.An Officer's dead. It's incredibly unlikely that the cops will let this detainee live long enough to find out whether or not he's involved.
Name_Omitted: Would someone be willing to provide a recap?
FizixJunkee: specialk111: The 68 year old woman with asthma was probably watching this thread. lolProbably SpentMiles trolling IRL.
Cream of Meat: OMG, this is the craziest night of fark I've ever been involved in. No way am I sleeping tonight. Dood's heading to Panera...lol
Mike Chewbacca: Tatsuma: THE POLICE SCANNER HAS NOT NAMED SUSPECTS, AND THE SUSPECT IN CUSTODY HAS NOT DIEDWCVB: 2ND SUSPECT LEAVING IEDS BEHIND HIM, SLOWING DOWN THE POLICEI heard it Muluwhatever's name spelled out with my own ears.
cman: I knowThe Internet actually was right for once
Smgth: CNN is saying they stripped the guy TOTALLY naked and is being grilled by the FBI.And NOW they said they have a 2nd suspect in custody.
styckx: CNN almost saying a second person has been arrested
Grobbley: [i.imgur.com image 850x198]
evaned: You know who else was "extremely armed and dangerous"?[i.imgur.com image 300x616]
danknerd: Why would he still keep a hat on?
Tatsuma: If they are American citizens, treason laws are still on the books, so hopefully we could actually see them hang on a rope
you are a puppet: nyrkah1: No logical reason for it, but if we're only gonna get one alive, I want it to be "White Hat."If Black hat dies it will be a huge blow to the pro poker tourney circuit.xkcd
TeddyRooseveltsMustache: They're lookin for a honky with a long gun and some boom booms, copy? Over.
T-Servo: White male, grey hoodie, black curly hair, assault rifle and explosives...
ClintonKun: Did we just get an alien signal on the scanner?
Infernalist: A Fark Handle: shouldn't they just call in a drone strike? nuke it from orbit, it's the only way to be sure./this can't be related to the simple armed robbery at mit gone wrong, right?With hand grenades/Explosives?
Abacus9: Tozmo: Imagine being the suspect on the run right now. I would love to feel that kind of adrenaline, kinda what kids feel when playing paintball but ramped up over 9000Seriously? Maybe you should get help now before you end up doing something like this.
Pariah.: "Black jacket, white skin, with a hat on" - description with no context given.
contrapunctus: Yeah, we're a big ole freak show here in the U.S., but the rest of the world loves us for it. Admit it. We're dysfunctional, but goddammit we're entertaining!!!
Great Janitor: contrapunctus: J. Frank Parnell: I think someone needs to have a talk with America. Maybe Canada and Britain can stage an intervention.Oh come on.Yeah, we're a big ole freak show here in the U.S., but the rest of the world loves us for it. Admit it. We're dysfunctional, but goddammit we're entertaining!!!Say what you will, we don't do things by halves in the U.S., we go all out.
Fjornir: thiefofdreams: http://www1.whdh.com/video/7newslive (news feed)Is whdh actually playing anything current? When I shut it off it was just endless loop of their old footage leading up to the guy laying on the ground and the cops backing away.
Infernalist: I'm ignoring CNN right now, someone point me to a reliable source of info, please.
croesius: TheXerox: Damn, the Onion article about this week wasn't farking around. What the hell is it with this time of year? All the crazy shiat happens from April 14-22 or thereabouts.Not the least of which is the fact that in 12 hours some fine doctors are gonna be delivering my twins!Hell of a day to choose for the cesarean!
cman: WTF is going on?Why did this week have to happen?
Tavillion: About the person being arrested, one bystander who allegedly knows him said "They just arrested him because he had a backpack on, there was no probably cause or nothing!"
Tavillion: A person is currently being taken into custody.
retarded: I live and work on a military base in Afghanistan, and I gotta say, things here seem pretty boring this week compared to what's happening back there. Jesus H Christ on a cracker, wtf is going on.
mediablitz: "Out thoughts are with the police officers family. Now, at the scene, what are you hearing?"That shiat disgusts me.
Tozmo: Imagine being the suspect on the run right now. I would love to feel that kind of adrenaline, kinda what kids feel when playing paintball but ramped up over 9000
gibbon1: Mock26: If you are nervous and a bit shaky when operating on the injured suspect I will not hold it against you if yours scalpel slips and nicks the guy's heart.You misspelled balls.
Dimensio: On Sunday, April 14, 2013, I purchased a new pair of shorts at Old Navy. When doing so, I left my backpack locked with my bicycle outside of the mall.I suspect that such an action, after recent events, would result in me finding the area around my bicycle cordoned off and a bomb squad called to the scene.
Captain Dan: Great Janitor: If these are the same people responsible for Monday's bombing, that is going to be an epic list of charges that will be read when they go to court.They killed a cop and a kid. They're not making it to court.
cretinbob: "Anyone who discarged get up here"There must have been a firefight.shiat this is what happens when I walk the dog, I miss the good shiat.
cretinbob: Oh fark.........active shooter in (unintelligible) hospital.......
Dimensio: I am a resident of Louisville, Kentucky. Starting this Saturday, events related to the upcoming Kentucky Derby will occur throughout the city.On Sunday, April 14, 2013, I purchased a new pair of shorts at Old Navy. When doing so, I left my backpack locked with my bicycle outside of the mall.I suspect that such an action, after recent events, would result in me finding the area around my bicycle cordoned off and a bomb squad called to the scene.
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