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(TuneIn) NewsFlash Police car in Boston stolen, reports of grenades, automatic weapons and explosives at scene coming in on the scanner, police ordered to retreat from the scene   (tunein.com) divider line 4037
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2013-04-19 02:44:09 AM

T-Servo: White male, grey hoodie, black curly hair, assault rifle and explosives...


...with a bag of Skittles
 
2013-04-19 02:44:10 AM
White male, black curly hair, hoodie, assault rifle and explosives, per scanner.
 
2013-04-19 02:44:12 AM
Did he make it outside perimeter?
 
2013-04-19 02:44:13 AM
Scanner feed: Light skinned white male, considered armed and dangerous, with possibly an assualt rifle and explosives.
 
2013-04-19 02:44:13 AM
Light skinned white male, curly hair, assault rifle and explosives. ARMED AND DANGEROUS.

Time for Sgt. Fury to fark this suspect up.
 
2013-04-19 02:44:20 AM
stop shiatting the thread with nick fury pictures you farking manchildren idiots this is a pretty farking serious situation and a lot of people are relying on it to get accurate information
 
2013-04-19 02:44:27 AM

Smgth: doglover: Police have released a sketch of the second suspect.

[www.craftster.org image 382x400]

Wrong colored hat.

/Guess if I wear my black Steelers cap backwards now I'm going to get shot buying skittles...


If you have a white steelers hat you should be shot
 
2013-04-19 02:44:35 AM

timujin: Light-skinned white mail, gray hoodie and dark curly hair... sounds like bomber #2.


white mail? Really?

...
 
2013-04-19 02:44:36 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=etYHWZyRSMU">http://www.youtube.com/wa tch?v=etYHWZyRSMU
 
2013-04-19 02:44:52 AM
Ah, er, ignore the previous post.

I keed. Seriously. Really. Dumb joke. Pay no heed.
 
2013-04-19 02:44:55 AM
DESCRIPTION ON SCANNER: White male, grey hoodie, black curly hair, armed with black rifle and explosives.

Uhhh..

imageshack.us
 
2013-04-19 02:44:56 AM
God I wish I knew police codes.  Some of these are contextually impossible to figure out.
 
2013-04-19 02:44:57 AM
Heh. Long pause on the scanner, then a very wry voice says, "Suggestions?"

Seems like an apt statement for the week.
 
2013-04-19 02:44:59 AM

Coco LaFemme: Are we all working under the assumption now that these suspects are the same suspects as Monday's bombing? I'm hearing black hat guy/white hat guy being used to describe people.


Again, I hope so. Otherwise I'm really losing faith in humanity.
 
2013-04-19 02:45:02 AM
 
2013-04-19 02:45:06 AM
pressure cooker bombs!!!

www.hollywoodjesus.com
 
2013-04-19 02:45:07 AM
Brosama Bin Laden is the one on the loose!
 
2013-04-19 02:45:17 AM
#2 does look an awful lot like that missing Brown U. kid Sunil.
 
2013-04-19 02:45:18 AM
Fox news is the best coverage right now
 
2013-04-19 02:45:25 AM

Tavillion: Only one suspect in custody. Reports are currently that the captured suspect has died. That suspect was alledgedly taken to Beth Israel earlier tonight.


Fark! They're going to have to get another suspect.
 
2013-04-19 02:45:26 AM

Tatsuma: stop shiatting the thread with nick fury pictures you farking manchildren idiots this is a pretty farking serious situation and a lot of people are relying on it to get accurate information


Cool it, this is necessary for some people to keep their cool and not go raging all over the place. It's not hurting anything and they're easily scrolled off the screen.
 
2013-04-19 02:45:27 AM

A Fark Handle: Tatsuma: If they are American citizens, treason laws are still on the books, so hopefully we could actually see them hang on a rope

how is being a huge asshole treason?


Would you please stop making others see these idiotic posts?
 
2013-04-19 02:45:29 AM
it's gun time
 
2013-04-19 02:45:30 AM
At least the guy Fox pulled in has the police scanner in one ear and is reporting some of what we're all hearing.  CNN is regurgitating info from 3 hours ago.
 
2013-04-19 02:45:42 AM
shiat. My feed just went down and the weather just went to shiat. Probably one is connected to the other.

Bad time for it to go down, though.
 
2013-04-19 02:45:45 AM

nyrkah1: No logical reason for it, but if we're only gonna get one alive, I want it to be "White Hat."


If Black hat dies it will be a huge blow to the pro poker tourney circuit.
 
2013-04-19 02:45:47 AM
MSNBC talking to @Akitz
 
2013-04-19 02:45:55 AM

ClintonKun: Light skinned white male, curly hair, assault rifle and explosives. ARMED AND DANGEROUS.

Time for Sgt. Fury to fark this suspect up.


Assault trifles and grenades are child's play for Sgt. Fury
 
x23
2013-04-19 02:45:55 AM

timujin: timujin: Light-skinned white mail, gray hoodie and dark curly hair... sounds like bomber #2.

white mail? Really?

...


that guy with the ricin was sending white mail. dun dun dunnnnn!
 
2013-04-19 02:45:59 AM

yukichigai: God I wish I knew police codes.  Some of these are contextually impossible to figure out.


they're not using codes
 
2013-04-19 02:46:04 AM
The fark. So white hat guy is on the loose? The guy they arrested looks darker than the picture but I guess I suck at witness identification, unless he's a third perp.
 
2013-04-19 02:46:10 AM

pedrop357: ClintonKun: Did we just get an alien signal on the scanner?

It's either a failure to demodulate OR encrypted P25.


Sorry.  DECODE, not demodulate.  Their scanner may not have decoded the signal properly and you get that kind of output.
 
2013-04-19 02:46:20 AM

TeddyRooseveltsMustache: They're lookin for a honky with a long gun and some boom booms, copy? Over.


uhhh oscar poppa charlie, mary hartmann, mary hartmann, over.
 
2013-04-19 02:46:23 AM

gibbon1: Tavillion: Only one suspect in custody. Reports are currently that the captured suspect has died. That suspect was alledgedly taken to Beth Israel earlier tonight.

Fark! They're going to have to get another suspect.


Those reports are not currently verified so take them with incorrect until confirmed by named officials.
 
2013-04-19 02:46:55 AM
Scanner: Perp could have IED on his person.
 
2013-04-19 02:46:55 AM
may have explosive devices on him
 
2013-04-19 02:46:56 AM
Could have IED on him, please use extreme caution...
 
2013-04-19 02:47:00 AM

supershaft: k9 search for a person or explosives?


Bacon.
 
2013-04-19 02:47:01 AM
Brighton and Watertown in Cambridge
 
2013-04-19 02:47:02 AM
You know who else was "extremely armed and dangerous"?


i.imgur.com
 
2013-04-19 02:47:03 AM
Warning again that he has 'ieds', so extreme caution advised.
 
2013-04-19 02:47:05 AM

Tavillion: gibbon1: Tavillion: Only one suspect in custody. Reports are currently that the captured suspect has died. That suspect was alledgedly taken to Beth Israel earlier tonight.

Fark! They're going to have to get another suspect.

Those reports are not currently verified so take them as incorrect until confirmed by named officials.


FTFM
 
2013-04-19 02:47:10 AM
Damn, this guy is begin chased by cops and throwing ied's at them.  He is either scared crapless or has a raging hard on!
 
2013-04-19 02:47:10 AM

gibbon1: Tavillion: Only one suspect in custody. Reports are currently that the captured suspect has died. That suspect was alledgedly taken to Beth Israel earlier tonight.

Fark! They're going to have to get another suspect.


Suspect is not dead, but in custody so far, that is what we know. Reporters are guessing because they can't even get close to what is going on.

Suspect could have IED and be in brighton, watertown, cambridge. Sorry for the spelling MA people.
 
2013-04-19 02:47:10 AM

you are a puppet: nyrkah1: No logical reason for it, but if we're only gonna get one alive, I want it to be "White Hat."

If Black hat dies it will be a huge blow to the pro poker tourney circuit.xkcd


FTFY
 
2013-04-19 02:47:12 AM
Furey is a good irish name.
Use extreme caution in brighton watertown and Cambridge, suspect may have ied.
 
2013-04-19 02:47:12 AM
Epic Tweet of the night:


@DLSmooth82
CNN reporting that the North has beaten the South in the Civil War. Still awaiting confirmation from President Lincoln.

/too close to call if you ask me
 
2013-04-19 02:47:14 AM
brighton - watertown - cambridge
 
2013-04-19 02:47:16 AM
The folks in this thread near hysteria are baffling.  You present yourselves as if the suspect is in your neighborhood, about to break down your door.

OMG OMG OGM OMG OMG OMG
FAKR FARK FARK FARK FARK
SHIAT SHIAT SHIAT SHIAT

OMG WHITE MALE, GREY HOODIE


Get a farking hold of yourselves.
 
2013-04-19 02:47:23 AM

gibbon1: Tavillion: Only one suspect in custody. Reports are currently that the captured suspect has died. That suspect was alledgedly taken to Beth Israel earlier tonight.

Fark! They're going to have to get another suspect.


Local station WCVB has not confirmed that, and they've been on the ball so far.  In fact they're saying he's still alive.
 
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