x23: sports authority! gonna get all kitted up in there. like in Mr. & Mrs. Smith.
nyrkah1: I've been sitting here for a long damn time and just realized I have not had the least bit of an impulse to turn on one of the 24 hour "news" channels.
Yuri Futanari: Ray44512: It sounds like the shots fired calls on the scanner feed may not be related. Maybe the natives are taking advantage of every cop being tied up and are firing expensive ammo.The guy in the area tweeting has a bullet through his living room.I'd say they're related.https://twitter.com/AKitz
WORKING FEEDSWBZ CBS affiliate, local channel 4WCVB ABC affiliate, local channel 5 (CNN is using their feed)WHDH NBC affiliate, local channel 7Boston area SCANNER
Gyrfalcon: ongbok: nyrkah1: "Long guns" sounds so...quaint.That's what I say. Me and another friend of mine, who happens to be from Texas, always get a giggle when somebody says 'long guns', no matter the situation. We just always laugh when somebody uses that term over riffle or shotgun.Cops always refer to long guns. Because handguns are short, I guess, but every police officer I've known has called them "long guns".
doglover: This is why you sleep with the gun loaded by your bed.
Grand_Moff_Joseph: SUSPECT THAT WAS SHOT HAS DIED, PER NBC
bloobeary: Where is the new thread?
shower_in_my_socks: Next week is going to be SO EFFING BORING.
netweavr: Who steals a Nissan?
TheManofPA: bloobeary: Where is the new thread?Suspect 1 diedNEW THREAD: Link
Ungarlmek: "Long gun" just means "rifles and shotguns" the same way that "hand gun" means "pistols and revolvers."
Canton: Thanks for the links and all! This is one heck of a way to follow the news.
bud jones: Ungarlmek
crypticsatellite: cretinbob: MaudlinMutantMollusk: cretinbob: Tomorrow is the 20th anniversary of the end of the Waco Siege and the 18th of OKC.Sleep Well.And do you know whose birthday it is?That's SaturdaySaturday is tomorrow, at least on the east coast.
somedude210: I've heard that black hat is killed and white hat is in custody? What did I miss since midnight?
NewportBarGuy: MIT? Come on. If they got in there, they are way more sophisticated than this.
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