shower_in_my_socks: balki1867: What's this church they keep talking about on the scanner?I think it's being used as a command center.
cameroncrazy1984: What is it with all these civilian people down there. Who in their right mind goes "hey there's shooting and grenades! I want to go to there!"
Tatsuma: HOLY shiat was that an explosion again?
cc_rider: CNN saying "two suspects in custody"Shall we believe them this time?
Fecal Conservative: Hey guys. What's new?
cc_rider: Shall we believe them this time?
bluorangefyre: OK, upgrade that from disable and keep alive to SHOOT EVERY FARKING BULLET YOU'VE GOT INTO HIM!!!
Tatsuma: Tatsuma: HOLY shiat was that an explosion again?Other explosion confirmed
netweavr: Now That's What I Call a Taco!: EVERYONE TURN ON CNN RIGHT NOW. MAN SPRAWLED ON STREETWho needs CNN?http://i.imgur.com/g6z4XxL.jpg
Hillbilly Jim: So a third suspect still on the loose? IS one of the two in custody the carjacker?
Cuthbert Allgood: This farking week, seriously...
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