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(Pittsburgh Post-Gazette)   Bank VP of computer security charged with child porn, uses the "I learned the search terms from doing investigations", "I was molested", and "my lawyer is so old he calls a 45-year-old a 'young man'" defense   (post-gazette.com) divider line 26
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2013-04-19 01:15:35 AM
The FBI began its investigation in October after receiving a tip that someone using a specific Internet provider address was sharing documents containing file names that may be child porn.

Try again.
 
2013-04-19 01:21:55 AM

UsikFark: The FBI began its investigation in October after receiving a tip that someone using a specific Internet provider address was sharing documents containing file names that may be child porn.

Try again.


Seriously. With that glaring mistake, how can I trust that their interpretation of that other acronym is correct?
 
2013-04-19 01:23:30 AM

UsikFark: The FBI began its investigation in October after receiving a tip that someone using a specific Internet provider address was sharing documents containing file names that may be child porn.

Try again.


This time whip up a GUI in VB to track the Internet Provider address.  And for god's sake, make sure you have two people working on the same keyboard.
 
2013-04-19 01:23:31 AM
Was he black brown or white?
 
2013-04-19 01:27:03 AM

Jclark666: UsikFark: The FBI began its investigation in October after receiving a tip that someone using a specific Internet provider address was sharing documents containing file names that may be child porn.

Try again.

Seriously. With that glaring mistake, how can I trust that their interpretation of that other acronym is correct?


I'm just glad they explained the acronym, because I was curious, but not enough to have it in my search records.
 
2013-04-19 01:38:10 AM

Polyhazard: Jclark666: UsikFark: The FBI began its investigation in October after receiving a tip that someone using a specific Internet provider address was sharing documents containing file names that may be child porn.

Try again.

Seriously. With that glaring mistake, how can I trust that their interpretation of that other acronym is correct?

I'm just glad they explained the acronym, because I was curious, but not enough to have it in my search records.


I wondered what they were on about. I know what a DP is but still unsure what a 'creampie' is. All these sexual perverts terms are hard to get a hang of.
 
2013-04-19 01:45:56 AM
For the record subby many people who victimize children were victimized as children. Yes, it can be an excuse but it only works as an excuse because there is empirical support for it in the social sciences.
 
2013-04-19 02:02:21 AM
This guy made every mistake in the book.  He subconsciously wanted to get caught.

GungFu: I know what a DP is but still unsure what a 'creampie' is. All these sexual perverts terms are hard to get a hang of.


A creampie is a pussy overflowing with semen.  Is the way in which you were conceived a perversion?
 
2013-04-19 02:05:00 AM

TheSwizz:

This time whip up a GUI in VB to track the Internet Provider address.  Blaa blaa durr durr two people working on the same keyboard.


*slaps you with a fifty-pound rancid tuna*

EABOD.
 
2013-04-19 02:19:35 AM

BarkingUnicorn: This guy made every mistake in the book.  He subconsciously wanted to get caught.

GungFu: I know what a DP is but still unsure what a 'creampie' is. All these sexual perverts terms are hard to get a hang of.

A creampie is a pussy overflowing with semen.  Is the way in which you were conceived a perversion?


I somehow doubt that all children conceived were the result of 'creampies'.
I suspect the term means something else a bit more 'pervy'.
 
2013-04-19 02:48:14 AM
So this guy SHOULD know his way around computers, but apparently didn't use his knowledge to better hide his activities and files?  I feel that he probably sucks at his job.
 
2013-04-19 02:50:46 AM

GungFu: BarkingUnicorn: This guy made every mistake in the book.  He subconsciously wanted to get caught.

GungFu: I know what a DP is but still unsure what a 'creampie' is. All these sexual perverts terms are hard to get a hang of.

A creampie is a pussy overflowing with semen.  Is the way in which you were conceived a perversion?

I somehow doubt that all children conceived were the result of 'creampies'.
I suspect the term means something else a bit more 'pervy'.


Nope. That's what it means.
 
2013-04-19 02:54:47 AM
 
2013-04-19 02:56:09 AM

ExtremeFajita: GungFu: BarkingUnicorn: This guy made every mistake in the book.  He subconsciously wanted to get caught.

GungFu: I know what a DP is but still unsure what a 'creampie' is. All these sexual perverts terms are hard to get a hang of.

A creampie is a pussy overflowing with semen.  Is the way in which you were conceived a perversion?

I somehow doubt that all children conceived were the result of 'creampies'.
I suspect the term means something else a bit more 'pervy'.

Nope. That's what it means.


Now, can you describe an "Extreme Fajita" to the jury?
 
2013-04-19 03:19:24 AM

UsikFark: Kittypie070: GUI in VB to

this serves an educational purpose in demonstrating computer illiteracy


I would seriously listen to a solid HOUR of Star Trek Voyager technogibberish rather than endure that wretched turdling ever again.
 
2013-04-19 03:33:24 AM

GungFu: BarkingUnicorn: This guy made every mistake in the book.  He subconsciously wanted to get caught.

GungFu: I know what a DP is but still unsure what a 'creampie' is. All these sexual perverts terms are hard to get a hang of.

A creampie is a pussy overflowing with semen.  Is the way in which you were conceived a perversion?

I somehow doubt that all children conceived were the result of 'creampies'.
I suspect the term means something else a bit more 'pervy'.


Some people like the look, feel, and/or taste of creampies.  There are also anal creampies.

If you were conceived in a test tube, I apologize for my mistake.
 
2013-04-19 03:41:17 AM
"I learned the search terms from doing investigations"  aka the Pete Townsend defense.
 
2013-04-19 03:44:40 AM
*thinks over re-Farkying Barking Unicorn...*
 
2013-04-19 04:38:40 AM

BarkingUnicorn: GungFu: BarkingUnicorn: This guy made every mistake in the book.  He subconsciously wanted to get caught.

GungFu: I know what a DP is but still unsure what a 'creampie' is. All these sexual perverts terms are hard to get a hang of.

A creampie is a pussy overflowing with semen.  Is the way in which you were conceived a perversion?

I somehow doubt that all children conceived were the result of 'creampies'.
I suspect the term means something else a bit more 'pervy'.

Some people like the look, feel, and/or taste of creampies.  There are also anal creampies.

If you were conceived in a test tube, I apologize for my mistake.


Has there been many children borne of anal creampies?
 
2013-04-19 05:42:04 AM

GungFu: BarkingUnicorn: GungFu: BarkingUnicorn: This guy made every mistake in the book.  He subconsciously wanted to get caught.

GungFu: I know what a DP is but still unsure what a 'creampie' is. All these sexual perverts terms are hard to get a hang of.

A creampie is a pussy overflowing with semen.  Is the way in which you were conceived a perversion?

I somehow doubt that all children conceived were the result of 'creampies'.
I suspect the term means something else a bit more 'pervy'.

Some people like the look, feel, and/or taste of creampies.  There are also anal creampies.

If you were conceived in a test tube, I apologize for my mistake.

Has there been many children borne of anal creampies?


The only one that comes to mind is Rick Santorum.
 
2013-04-19 05:42:43 AM

Kittypie070: *thinks over re-Farkying Barking Unicorn...*


Should I be afraid, dear?
 
2013-04-19 09:30:22 AM
And here's the magic word he used to make the internet spit out child porn. BUT NOBODY SAY IT. It's this.
 
2013-04-19 10:10:14 AM
He'll do much better with the "I'm rich" defense.
 
2013-04-19 12:42:43 PM
To be fair, you get accused of something like this, whether rightly or wrongly...expect a certain amount of legal flailing.

Odds are you'll be convicted, and won't enjoy your stay in prison, so...throw everything at the wall, see what sticks.
 
2013-04-19 01:14:16 PM
Don't the tried and true "It must have been a computer virus".
 
2013-04-19 03:29:37 PM

lilbjorn: He'll do much better with the "I'm rich" defense.


images.nymag.com

Nods head.
 
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