Steve Zodiac: "Maybe he just needs to stand in an open field"Headline of tomorrow: Runner hit by lightning while standing in open field.
SilentStrider: Stay the f*ck out of Pennsylvania.
bikerbob59: Uh, yeah, the explosion wasn't in Waco.
thisiszombocom: dont stand in an open field, that might invite a meteor impact. do you want an extinction level global catastrophe??
IlGreven: He's still got nothing on Tsutomu Yamaguchi. Y'know, the guy who survived Hiroshima, then went home to tell his boss about it...in Nagasaki? And survived that one, too?
Texmandie: bikerbob59: Uh, yeah, the explosion wasn't in Waco.I've been pointing that out about the Branch Davidians ad nauseum to people ever since I finished high school and left Central Texas.Waco's just the nearest place with TV stations.
JonZoidberg: bikerbob59: Uh, yeah, the explosion wasn't in Waco.And he was in Austin, anyway.
CavalierEternal: SilentStrider: Stay the f*ck out of Pennsylvania.I hear Ann Arbor is nice this time of year...
phyrkrakr: I-35 from Dallas to Austin, which passes right by West, Texas
rnatalie: The town is called "WEST" (almost as dumb as the town we have in Maryland called North East, but not as confusing as the towns of Indiana and California in Pennsylvania).I've been singing the Marty Robbins song all week.
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