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(TMZ)   Taylor Swift flirts with Rhode Island. She'll soon contract a new STD, break up with Lil' Rhody and infect us all with a horrible new song about it   (tmz.com) divider line 25
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2013-04-19 01:14:34 AM  
I knew you were trouble Providence.
 
2013-04-19 01:59:08 AM  
Sideways, backwards, and upside down - Taylor Swift doesn't have a bad angle to her.
 
2013-04-19 04:34:40 AM  
Taylor Swift VS Lindsay Lohan. Begun the STD wars have.


Also John Mayer.
 
2013-04-19 04:56:38 AM  
Is she to the naked part of her career yet?
/will check back later
 
2013-04-19 04:59:34 AM  

Kurmudgeon: Is she to the naked part of her career yet?
/will check back later


Welp, she's been naked with countless men so far.


What I'm saying is that she's a giant whore.

Do you especially like leftovers?
 
2013-04-19 07:25:34 AM  

robohobo: Kurmudgeon: Is she to the naked part of her career yet?
/will check back later

Welp, she's been naked with countless men so far.


What I'm saying is that she's a giant whore.

Do you especially like leftovers?


the prefered nomenclature is "friendly."
 
2013-04-19 07:57:49 AM  

Mentat: I knew you were trouble Providence.


You should be sorry.
You're not sorry.
 
2013-04-19 08:58:05 AM  
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2013-04-19 09:11:26 AM  
I don't think I've seen it proven that she isn't, herself, a STD.

-frequently found amongst those with multiple partners
-able to deceptively hide it's hideous nature until unleashed on the victim
-leaves any that interact with permanent feelings of betrayal, dread and regret
-can sometimes be treated with antibiotics, wait.... scratch that one. Well, maybe.
 
2013-04-19 09:24:22 AM  
Curt Schilling hurt Rhode Island pretty bad. I don' t think they're ready for another celebrity relationship.
 
2013-04-19 09:49:57 AM  
media.tumblr.com
 
2013-04-19 10:16:04 AM  
Wow, girls suck at multiple sexual relationships
 
2013-04-19 10:30:32 AM  
In before "She looks like an alien"
 
2013-04-19 10:38:56 AM  
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Wow, that's quite the boob job.

/Really was my first thought
 
2013-04-19 10:43:10 AM  
You have to actually be having sex to get an STD...and pretty sure she doesn't put out
 
2013-04-19 11:12:15 AM  
I'd put my Del's in her stuffies.

I'd let her Nibbles my Woodaway.
news.wbru.com

I'd What Cheer! on her Netop.
 
2013-04-19 12:03:39 PM  

robohobo: Do you especially like leftovers?


Life is not a car lot, girls don't come with a Carfax report.
 
2013-04-19 12:16:23 PM  

puckrock2000: I'd put my Del's in her stuffies.

I'd let her Nibbles my Woodaway.
[news.wbru.com image 500x333]

I'd What Cheer! on her Netop.


no mention of hot wieners or coffee milk?
 
2013-04-19 12:17:44 PM  
I read somewhere the reason she keeps getting dumped is because she won't put out.

Anyways, I would stick it so far in her whosoever pulls me out will be crowned King of the Seven Kingdoms.
 
2013-04-19 12:52:59 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-04-19 02:28:59 PM  
images.sodahead.com

The award for most Fark threads goes to...
 
2013-04-19 02:34:27 PM  
Taylor Swift forces a young fan to perform the sexual act known as "motorboating".

i.imgur.com
 
2013-04-19 02:50:00 PM  
www.tagroom.com

These two trucks never ever ever ever, got back together.
 
2013-04-19 02:54:29 PM  

bulok: I read somewhere the reason she keeps getting dumped is because she won't put out.

Anyways, I would stick it so far in her whosoever pulls me out will be crowned King of the Seven Kingdoms.


On internets maybe? Just a wild guess
 
2013-04-19 05:52:34 PM  

Jackpot777: [www.tagroom.com image 700x442]

These two trucks never ever ever ever, got back together.


Came for the Taylor Swift trucks, leaving satisfied.
 
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