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(The Sun)   "I dunno who he is, but his face sure rings a bell"   (thesun.co.uk) divider line 48
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2013-04-18 08:02:30 PM  
Did he at least get rid of the symbiote?

/Mousetrap!
 
2013-04-18 08:26:56 PM  
A church's bell ringer passed away. So they posted the position and a man came in with no arms wanting the job. The clergy weren't sure he could do it, but he convinced them to let him try it.
They climbed the bell tower and the guy ran toward the bell and hit it with his head. They gave him the job.
The next day he went to ring the bell, tripped, bounced off the bell and fell to the sidewalk below. Two guys were walking past.
One asked, "Do you know this guy?"
The second guy responded, "No, but his face rings a bell."


The next day, the dead bell ringer's twin brother comes in for the again vacant bell ringer position. He also has no arms. They lead him up to the bell tower, he runs at the bell, trips and falls to the sidewalk below.
The same two guys walk by.
The first asks, "Do you know him?"
The second guy responds, "No, but he's a dead ringer for the guy we saw yesterday."
 
2013-04-18 08:27:59 PM  
Oh silly fleshy carbon sacks.
 
2013-04-18 08:30:02 PM  
karma
 
2013-04-18 08:31:24 PM  
i705.photobucket.com

It's
 
2013-04-18 08:32:03 PM  

Lsherm: A church's bell ringer passed away. So they posted the position and a man came in with no arms wanting the job. The clergy weren't sure he could do it, but he convinced them to let him try it.
They climbed the bell tower and the guy ran toward the bell and hit it with his head. They gave him the job.
The next day he went to ring the bell, tripped, bounced off the bell and fell to the sidewalk below. Two guys were walking past.
One asked, "Do you know this guy?"
The second guy responded, "No, but his face rings a bell."


The next day, the dead bell ringer's twin brother comes in for the again vacant bell ringer position. He also has no arms. They lead him up to the bell tower, he runs at the bell, trips and falls to the sidewalk below.
The same two guys walk by.
The first asks, "Do you know him?"
The second guy responds, "No, but he's a dead ringer for the guy we saw yesterday."


Scotch ale in my nose from that, thank you

/missed the keyboard on the blackberry
 
2013-04-18 08:32:59 PM  
Is it racist that I would have bet good money before I read the name that it was a white American tourist that did it?
 
2013-04-18 08:33:35 PM  
I would have called all the local kids to bring there dads hammers, and let them go to town.
 
2013-04-18 08:34:17 PM  

Lsherm: A church's bell ringer passed away. So they posted the position and a man came in with no arms wanting the job. The clergy weren't sure he could do it, but he convinced them to let him try it.
They climbed the bell tower and the guy ran toward the bell and hit it with his head. They gave him the job.
The next day he went to ring the bell, tripped, bounced off the bell and fell to the sidewalk below. Two guys were walking past.
One asked, "Do you know this guy?"
The second guy responded, "No, but his face rings a bell."


The next day, the dead bell ringer's twin brother comes in for the again vacant bell ringer position. He also has no arms. They lead him up to the bell tower, he runs at the bell, trips and falls to the sidewalk below.
The same two guys walk by.
The first asks, "Do you know him?"
The second guy responds, "No, but he's a dead ringer for the guy we saw yesterday."


Very nice, I got a chuckle.
 
2013-04-18 08:34:23 PM  

PIP_the_TROLL: Is it racist that I would have bet good money before I read the name that it was a white American tourist that did it?


Racist and Jingoist are not the same.

You're in the clear.
 
2013-04-18 08:35:28 PM  
Saved by the bell?
 
2013-04-18 08:37:23 PM  

PIP_the_TROLL: Is it racist that I would have bet good money before I read the name that it was a white American tourist that did it?


My first thought was obnoxious white tourist.
 
2013-04-18 08:37:26 PM  
Me Chinese
Me ring bell
Me put peepee in your Coke.
 
2013-04-18 08:38:42 PM  
"It's a bell, it's supposed to be rung."

"The giant bell is used by monks to summon Buddhist priests to prayer."


Yeah, you're supposed to ring it like a moron whenever you feel like it. Buddhist believe in karma?
 
2013-04-18 08:38:55 PM  
www.biconet.com
He's lucky it was a Buddhist bell.
 
2013-04-18 08:40:48 PM  
 
2013-04-18 08:41:28 PM  

Lsherm: A church's bell ringer passed away. So they posted the position and a man came in with no arms wanting the job. The clergy weren't sure he could do it, but he convinced them to let him try it.
They climbed the bell tower and the guy ran toward the bell and hit it with his head. They gave him the job.
The next day he went to ring the bell, tripped, bounced off the bell and fell to the sidewalk below. Two guys were walking past.
One asked, "Do you know this guy?"
The second guy responded, "No, but his face rings a bell."


The next day, the dead bell ringer's twin brother comes in for the again vacant bell ringer position. He also has no arms. They lead him up to the bell tower, he runs at the bell, trips and falls to the sidewalk below.
The same two guys walk by.
The first asks, "Do you know him?"
The second guy responds, "No, but he's a dead ringer for the guy we saw yesterday."


My business associates will love this.
 
2013-04-18 08:42:13 PM  
The guy's name was Ding Dong? No way!
 
2013-04-18 08:42:55 PM  

Capo Del Bandito: Oh silly fleshy carbon sacks.


Wasn't it "ugly carbon sacks of mostly water"?

/yeah, I know. Hush.
 
2013-04-18 08:43:21 PM  
He's so lucky that it didn't wring his neck.
 
2013-04-18 08:50:02 PM  

Peki: Wasn't it "ugly carbon sacks of mostly water"?

/yeah, I know. Hush.


Actually I was speaking as a jaded asshole. What are you referencing? I'm intrigued.
 
2013-04-18 08:59:11 PM  

Capo Del Bandito: Peki: Wasn't it "ugly carbon sacks of mostly water"?

/yeah, I know. Hush.

Actually I was speaking as a jaded asshole. What are you referencing? I'm intrigued.


Star Trek: TNG

A digital or crystalline (can't remember which) lifeform was describing humans. Humans couldn't figure that out until Data said, "Well, to a computer, that's what humans would look like."
 
2013-04-18 09:03:25 PM  

Peki: Star Trek: TNG

A digital or crystalline (can't remember which) lifeform was describing humans. Humans couldn't figure that out until Data said, "Well, to a computer, that's what humans would look like."


You have intrigued me.

I was speaking as a jackass who can't stand humans being stupid and ignorant as hell, this should give me many laughs.

Thanks!
 
2013-04-18 09:07:31 PM  
Was his name Norinaga?
www.toplessrobot.com

/not obscure to 90s children
//might be obscure otherwise
 
2013-04-18 09:09:38 PM  

Capo Del Bandito: Peki: Star Trek: TNG

A digital or crystalline (can't remember which) lifeform was describing humans. Humans couldn't figure that out until Data said, "Well, to a computer, that's what humans would look like."

You have intrigued me.

I was speaking as a jackass who can't stand humans being stupid and ignorant as hell, this should give me many laughs.

Thanks!


Enjoy. IIRC, Star Trek was good at poking fun at humans being stupid and ignorant as hell, with the added bonus of being intelligent about it at the same time.
 
2013-04-18 09:15:46 PM  

Ringshadow: Was his name Norinaga?
[www.toplessrobot.com image 550x296]

/not obscure to 90s children
//might be obscure otherwise


That's one of my friend's favorite kid's movies. I don't understand why, I always felt it was the weakest (well besides Michael Bay's new one, that already wins).

It doesn't even have Vanilla Ice!
 
2013-04-18 09:23:51 PM  
Guy sounds like a a ding-a-ling
 
2013-04-18 09:24:38 PM  
Rings a bell like Eddie Casales
 
2013-04-18 09:31:23 PM  
SmithHiller
Guy sounds like a a ding-a-ling


Thanks for the reminder.
 
2013-04-18 09:37:51 PM  

scottydoesntknow: That's one of my friend's favorite kid's movies. I don't understand why, I always felt it was the weakest (well besides Michael Bay's new one, that already wins).

It doesn't even have Vanilla Ice!


Of that trilogy I agree, it is the weakest. Honestly I think they kind of softened with each successive film. The first one was utterly badass.

/"DAMN!"
//Raphael is still my favorite turtle
 
2013-04-18 09:40:56 PM  
Dung.
 
2013-04-18 09:42:14 PM  

Lsherm: A church's bell ringer passed away. So they posted the position and a man came in with no arms wanting the job. The clergy weren't sure he could do it, but he convinced them to let him try it.
They climbed the bell tower and the guy ran toward the bell and hit it with his head. They gave him the job.
The next day he went to ring the bell, tripped, bounced off the bell and fell to the sidewalk below. Two guys were walking past.
One asked, "Do you know this guy?"
The second guy responded, "No, but his face rings a bell."


The next day, the dead bell ringer's twin brother comes in for the again vacant bell ringer position. He also has no arms. They lead him up to the bell tower, he runs at the bell, trips and falls to the sidewalk below.
The same two guys walk by.
The first asks, "Do you know him?"
The second guy responds, "No, but he's a dead ringer for the guy we saw yesterday."


No one has done the joke better
 
2013-04-18 09:52:07 PM  
24.media.tumblr.com
wanted for questioning
 
2013-04-18 09:52:53 PM  
Pavlov?
 
2013-04-18 09:53:48 PM  

Ringshadow: Was his name Norinaga?
[www.toplessrobot.com image 550x296]

/not obscure to 90s children
//might be obscure otherwise


I have no idea who Norinaga is, but I know I don't want to be reminded of "Turtles in Time"
 
dh2
2013-04-18 09:57:08 PM  
educar.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-04-18 10:26:33 PM  
BIG MARIE!
img219.imageshack.us
/why was I not made of stone like thee
 
2013-04-18 10:31:47 PM  
Richard Widmark and Sidney Poitier sympathize.
media.screened.com
 
2013-04-18 10:33:09 PM  

Lsherm: A church's bell ringer passed away. So they posted the position and a man came in with no arms wanting the job. The clergy weren't sure he could do it, but he convinced them to let him try it.
They climbed the bell tower and the guy ran toward the bell and hit it with his head. They gave him the job.
The next day he went to ring the bell, tripped, bounced off the bell and fell to the sidewalk below. Two guys were walking past.
One asked, "Do you know this guy?"
The second guy responded, "No, but his face rings a bell."


The next day, the dead bell ringer's twin brother comes in for the again vacant bell ringer position. He also has no arms. They lead him up to the bell tower, he runs at the bell, trips and falls to the sidewalk below.
The same two guys walk by.
The first asks, "Do you know him?"
The second guy responds, "No, but he's a dead ringer for the guy we saw yesterday."


I love that joke, except I heard it with Quasimodo.

/a priest told the joke at the beginning of a sermon.
 
2013-04-18 11:13:46 PM  

mr lawson: No one has done the joke better


Debeo Summa Credo: I love that joke, except I heard it with Quasimodo.

/a priest told the joke at the beginning of a sermon.


My aunt, an 82 year-old nun, first told me that joke in the late 1970's.  Which means it's been around since at least the 50's.

It's a good joke, though.  Clean and can be told in mixed company.
 
2013-04-19 12:16:40 AM  

Peki: Capo Del Bandito: Peki: Wasn't it "ugly carbon sacks of mostly water"?

/yeah, I know. Hush.

Actually I was speaking as a jaded asshole. What are you referencing? I'm intrigued.

Star Trek: TNG

A digital or crystalline (can't remember which) lifeform was describing humans. Humans couldn't figure that out until Data said, "Well, to a computer, that's what humans would look like."


http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0708730/

Star Trek: The Next Generation, Season 1, Episode 18, "Home Soil"
 
2013-04-19 12:27:25 AM  
 
2013-04-19 12:31:07 AM  

stuffy: I would have called all the local kids to bring there dads hammers, and let them go to town.


Bingo
 
2013-04-19 12:35:18 AM  
That was some bong hit.
 
2013-04-19 12:37:52 AM  
Some times things are built to codes.  Some times the idea of codes is just laughed at.
 
2013-04-19 01:15:41 AM  
Came for the Dragons Daughter, leaving disappointed.
 
2013-04-19 09:09:52 AM  
I'm surprised he wasn't turning the crank causing the boot to kick the bucket sending the marble down the stairs to knock the other marble off its perch into the bathtub launching the diver into the air causing the bell to fall.

upload.wikimedia.org
 
2013-04-19 03:08:37 PM  
This is a chance to learn a great lesson from the Chinese.  In America this guy would be suing for millions in damages for his suffering.  In China the tell him he should not have farked with the bell and to GTFO.

In this case I like their system better.
 
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