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(WVVA Beckley)   He then drove to his brother's home and later shot himself under the chin -- however, his dentures deflected the bullet, saving his life. With mugshot goodness   (wvva.com) divider line 27
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2013-04-18 08:07:50 PM
What the hell was he using, a .22?

/DNRTFA
 
2013-04-18 08:08:30 PM
What was her Fark handle?
 
2013-04-18 08:08:32 PM
Are we sure his beard didn't just come to life and entangle the bullet?
 
2013-04-18 08:11:32 PM
If he was trying to shoot himself, is it really "saving" his life?  More like inflicting more life upon him, I'd think.
 
2013-04-18 08:14:02 PM
No honest man could convict him. I'm all for counseling, discussions, pros/cons, 'agreeing to disagree', et al...

...but at a certain point, a guy can just take SO much and has to be true to our species and TCOB. It's an uncomfortable and hard-to-discuss/debate' topic - but it is a fact. Anyone that says different to themselves is blowing smoke up their own arses...
 
2013-04-18 08:14:17 PM
People not knowing how to kill themselves is a double edged sword.
 
2013-04-18 08:14:36 PM
What an O'Toole man may look like

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2013-04-18 08:14:50 PM

devine: What the hell was he using, a .22?

/DNRTFA


must have been.

also, idk why but I was expecting that mugshot to have a hole shot in it.
 
2013-04-18 08:16:28 PM
His wife just met him at a very strange time in his life
 
2013-04-18 08:16:30 PM
The logical sentence here is to put him in a locked room with a bigger gun and let him try again.
 
2013-04-18 08:23:36 PM

Jument: The logical sentence here is to put him in a locked room with a bigger gun and let him try again.


Well I'd offer him a nice poison drink honestly. It's far easier to clean up afterwards. That's the only gripe I have about suicides; majority of them leave someone having to clean up a real mess or other problem (bridges blocked during traffic, having to rope off areas or fish bodies out of waterways).  As long as it is relatively non impacting to others and they made arrangements for cleanup and body disposal I have no other objections.
 
2013-04-18 08:26:05 PM
Use a powerful enough gun. You've only got one shot at it and you REALLY don't want to fark it up.
 
2013-04-18 08:26:58 PM
I apologize in advance. This is what the NRA wants.
 
2013-04-18 08:32:51 PM
In West Virginia, that's known as "having a retirement plan".
 
2013-04-18 08:34:01 PM
If ya are gonna blow your brains out do it like this guy NSFW and maybe lunch

/for backstory google "Ricardo Alfonso Cerna"
 
2013-04-18 08:36:20 PM

Ed Grubermann: Use a powerful enough gun. You've only got one shot at it and you REALLY don't want to fark it up.


Arseface agrees.

/wasn't sure linking the pic would be wise, google 'Vertigo Arseface'
 
2013-04-18 08:39:48 PM
"Yeah, yeah,... under the chin's good too!!!..."
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2013-04-18 09:02:04 PM
Pistol goes in the mouth, shotgun goes under the chin. This is Suicide 101, people.

/Or if you're hardcore, pistol to the eyeball. No mistakes that way.
 
2013-04-18 09:05:40 PM
Gun suicdes are for the weak. Real men use their own two hands and just pull their head off and throw it at their enemies.
 
2013-04-18 09:15:44 PM
These were his dentures:

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2013-04-18 09:20:54 PM

xaldin: Jument: The logical sentence here is to put him in a locked room with a bigger gun and let him try again.

Well I'd offer him a nice poison drink honestly. It's far easier to clean up afterwards. That's the only gripe I have about suicides; majority of them leave someone having to clean up a real mess or other problem (bridges blocked during traffic, having to rope off areas or fish bodies out of waterways).  As long as it is relatively non impacting to others and they made arrangements for cleanup and body disposal I have no other objections.


Easier access to Nembutal would help matters.
 
2013-04-18 09:28:09 PM
That guy's got a face like an arse!
 
2013-04-18 09:33:42 PM
Yeah, never through the chin.  Apparently it's not uncommon for the round to deflect, causing non-fatal damage.

Nobody wants to be arse-face.
 
2013-04-18 09:37:44 PM

m053486: Yeah, never through the chin.  Apparently it's not uncommon for the round to deflect, causing non-fatal damage.

Nobody wants to be arse-face.


There seems to be far too many ways to have it go wrong, and the aftermath of when it does go wrong is so horrific, that I just will not consider using a gun an option in committing suicide.
 
2013-04-18 09:57:58 PM
"Bob Johnson. Oh...wait."
 
2013-04-18 11:33:54 PM

czetie: Pistol goes in the mouth, shotgun goes under the chin. This is Suicide 101, people.

/Or if you're hardcore, pistol to the eyeball. No mistakes that way.


You Crazy??.. You'll put your eye out!
 
2013-04-19 03:23:21 PM
Willford Brimley has sure gone downhill these last few years.

/Diabeetus
 
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