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2013-04-18 11:00:32 PM  
3 votes:

Pilikia: Pfff. You call that a centipede? THIS is a centipede:

[s1.hubimg.com image 260x274]

THAT'S the kind I used to wake up with on MY face.


I used to work next door to a pet store. One day I picked something up off a shelf. a centipede - brownish thing about four inches long, seemed like a foot at the time, landed right in the collar of my shirt. There were probably a dozen customers in the store at the time, high-end electronics. Apparently, a shirtless, wild-eyed installer running amok, slamming himself into a wall repeatedly, while screaming "KILL IT! KILL IT!" was *not* good for sales, but was considered epic entertainment.
2013-04-19 11:11:20 AM  
2 votes:
Who names their son "Tilda"?

Seriously.
2013-04-19 02:13:06 AM  
2 votes:
That was definitely my weirdest boner for today.
2013-04-19 12:20:55 AM  
1 votes:
Oh, good, so far no one in the thread has claimed her, so she's ALL MINE.

/Call me, Tilda! My wife's okay with it!
2013-04-19 12:09:09 AM  
1 votes:

Pilikia: Pfff. You call that a centipede? THIS is a centipede:

[s1.hubimg.com image 260x274]

THAT'S the kind I used to wake up with on MY face.


Seems your decision to move out of the "Nine Circles of Hell" neighborhood was a good idea
2013-04-18 09:49:01 PM  
1 votes:
Pfff. You call that a centipede? THIS is a centipede:

s1.hubimg.com

THAT'S the kind I used to wake up with on MY face.
2013-04-18 07:59:08 PM  
1 votes:
Chilopoding: The shortest Internet fad ever.
 
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