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2013-04-18 07:59:08 PM  
Chilopoding: The shortest Internet fad ever.
 
2013-04-18 09:11:10 PM  
tilde swiñton
 
2013-04-18 09:48:20 PM  
she was creepy enough as it is
 
2013-04-18 09:49:01 PM  
Pfff. You call that a centipede? THIS is a centipede:

s1.hubimg.com

THAT'S the kind I used to wake up with on MY face.
 
2013-04-18 09:58:35 PM  
Aren't those millipedes?
 
2013-04-18 10:04:43 PM  
She is my constant erection kryptonite when surfing on the internet for hot women.
 
2013-04-18 10:07:28 PM  
Whoa, she's 52!?
 
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2013-04-18 10:08:04 PM  
JohnAnnArbor

I vote millipedes too. Shape and color like the Xystodesmidae of the eastern United States.
 
2013-04-18 10:09:46 PM  

ZAZ: JohnAnnArbor

I vote millipedes too. Shape and color like the Xystodesmidae of the eastern United States.


That and aren't centipedes pretty venomous?
 
2013-04-18 11:00:32 PM  

Pilikia: Pfff. You call that a centipede? THIS is a centipede:

[s1.hubimg.com image 260x274]

THAT'S the kind I used to wake up with on MY face.


I used to work next door to a pet store. One day I picked something up off a shelf. a centipede - brownish thing about four inches long, seemed like a foot at the time, landed right in the collar of my shirt. There were probably a dozen customers in the store at the time, high-end electronics. Apparently, a shirtless, wild-eyed installer running amok, slamming himself into a wall repeatedly, while screaming "KILL IT! KILL IT!" was *not* good for sales, but was considered epic entertainment.
 
2013-04-18 11:09:20 PM  
FreetardoRivera: she was IS creepy enough as it is.

FTFY cuz it's true.
 
2013-04-18 11:20:25 PM  
Pillika

Jesus fark, where the fark did you live?!
 
2013-04-18 11:22:09 PM  
MisterTweak


I used to work next door to a pet store. One day I picked something up off a shelf. a centipede - brownish thing about four inches long, seemed like a foot at the time, landed right in the collar of my shirt. There were probably a dozen customers in the store at the time, high-end electronics. Apparently, a shirtless, wild-eyed installer running amok, slamming himself into a wall repeatedly, while screaming "KILL IT! KILL IT!" was *not* good for sales, but was considered epic entertainment.

Favorited.

That was one funny mental image.
 
2013-04-19 12:04:43 AM  
It Pee Wee Herman! And he's covered in monkeys!
 
2013-04-19 12:09:09 AM  

Pilikia: Pfff. You call that a centipede? THIS is a centipede:

[s1.hubimg.com image 260x274]

THAT'S the kind I used to wake up with on MY face.


Seems your decision to move out of the "Nine Circles of Hell" neighborhood was a good idea
 
2013-04-19 12:20:55 AM  
Oh, good, so far no one in the thread has claimed her, so she's ALL MINE.

/Call me, Tilda! My wife's okay with it!
 
2013-04-19 01:05:18 AM  
Why would anyone name their kid after a little used keyboard character?
 
2013-04-19 01:18:29 AM  

tchau: Whoa, she's 52!?


My same thought.  Jeeeeeeeez.   Which means she was 48 or so when this image happened, from I Am Love:

www.fact.co.uk

I'm a dude and I'd kill for those cheekbones.
 
2013-04-19 02:13:06 AM  
That was definitely my weirdest boner for today.
 
2013-04-19 04:10:46 AM  

theorellior: Oh, good, so far no one in the thread has claimed her, so she's ALL MINE.

/Call me, Tilda! My wife's okay with it!


Damn! Well, send her over to the lesbians when she's done with you.

/likes me some unconventional-looking ladies
 
2013-04-19 08:45:02 AM  
SWINTON (the proper spelling of her name - all caps) is freakishly beautiful... no, handsome. She is a handsome woman.

And I would do things with her that they would need to draft into the Geneva Convention... it doesn't hurt that she has professed to polyamory, so it wouldn't even break up her marriage.
 
2013-04-19 09:59:24 AM  
She rocked it in "Orlando". *swoon*
 
2013-04-19 11:11:20 AM  
Who names their son "Tilda"?

Seriously.
 
2013-04-19 11:42:30 AM  
Looks shooped.

I can tell by some of the carapace, and from seeing quite a few centipedes in my time.

/Not centipedes at all
//You wouldn't be able to get 4 of them to sit still long enough to take that photo unless they were glued to her face.
 
2013-04-19 12:31:04 PM  
That is exactly as likely as I think. And if I had the equipment to get a boner I would  totally get one every time I saw her. She is my flavor of pretty.


www.dvdtalk.com
 
2013-04-19 02:34:55 PM  
Those poor centipedes.  Why would they subject them to such torture?
 
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