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(ABC)   Dumbass kid gets lost in Southeastern Oregon emulating dumbass guy from 'Into the wild'. Dumbass tag is for dumbasses. Dumbass   (abcnews.go.com) divider line 10
    More: Dumbass, Oregon Wildernesses, Oregon, Oklahoma, snowdrifts, severe storm, Piedmont  
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2013-04-18 08:20:10 PM
8 votes:
If only there was some sort of trail he could take to get back home....
2013-04-18 09:17:55 PM
5 votes:
He has died of dysentery.
2013-04-18 09:36:18 PM
4 votes:

revrendjim: He ended up in SouthEAST Oregon near Steens Mountain. That is rough, remote country, and it's still winter weather out there. I'm betting he is completely dead.


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2013-04-18 09:27:01 PM
3 votes:
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2013-04-18 09:14:00 PM
2 votes:
Even bigfoot is laughing.
2013-04-18 09:00:12 PM
2 votes:

revrendjim: He ended up in SouthEAST Oregon near Steens Mountain. That is rough, remote country, and it's still winter weather out there. I'm betting he is completely dead.


Unless it's true love...
2013-04-18 10:47:24 PM
1 votes:
Here's one side of the Fields-Denio Road:

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Here's the other side:

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The only way he could be any more farked is if he encountered the Bear Cavalry. The buzzards will dine heartily when the snow melts, and good riddance.
2013-04-18 09:02:49 PM
1 votes:
He probably just watched the movie up to the Kristen Stewart scene and said, 'f this noise, I'd bang that jailbait'...and took off.
2013-04-18 08:27:27 PM
1 votes:
I was told that Harney County has the lowest population density in the US outside of Alaska. It's mostly godforsaken high desert that doesn't have enough vegetation to support cattle. And this doofus is going to live off the land.
2013-04-18 07:58:15 PM
1 votes:
"Into the Wild"

Directed by Sean Penn

Written by Sean Penn (screenplay) and Jon Krakauer (book)

Heavily influenced by Charles Darwin
 
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