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(Jalopnik)   How be a douche in 2007: ghost ride the whip. How to be a more dangerous douche in 2013: drive without a steering wheel   ( ) divider line 12
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9903 clicks; posted to Main » on 18 Apr 2013 at 9:14 PM (2 years ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-04-18 09:52:00 PM  
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DoomPaul: As someone who's hobby is modding cars, this is a disgrace. I will never understand why people, if you decide to mod your car, spend money for visual modifications before performance mods.

What are you talking about? This mod makes the car corner in a completely different manner.
2013-04-18 09:49:07 PM  
3 votes:
Heh, back in high school one of my Buds had a 65 Impala, and he got this idea to put one of those foam rimmed steering wheels on it. So, we took the nut off and spent about an hour farting around trying to get it off, bashing it with a rubber mallet and shiat. It wouldn't budge. So he called another dude we knew who's Pop had a auto parts store/machine shop and that guy told us to drive it down there and they'd pop it off with a steering wheel puller. We got about 5 blocks and were on the main drag, and it comes off in my friends hands, and we were doing about 40 or so. So instead of jamming the brakes and stopping, Bud spends about 30 terrifying seconds trying to jam the wheel back down on the spline. He got it stuck down enough to get pulled over to the side of the road so he could bash it back down with the mallet.

That was 32 years ago, and I still remind him of that whenever I see him.

Good times, good times.
2013-04-18 09:25:29 PM  
3 votes:
Any concerned citizen who spots this activity on the road should immediately text about it to the authorities even as they drive.  It's their civic duty.

/Darwin two for one deal.
2013-04-18 09:50:52 PM  
2 votes:
Jesus take the wheel day?
2013-04-18 09:46:53 PM  
2 votes:

OHDUDENESS: In a perfect world, every time someone sees a douche doing this the automatic (and legal) reaction would be to give them a gentle nudge to the back corner of their bumper. Pretty sure that would nip the stupidity in the bud.

Just have your passenger snatch it from his hand, then speed off.
2013-04-18 09:18:12 PM  
2 votes:
Seems like a self correcting problem.
2013-04-19 12:33:08 AM  
1 vote:

Psycoholic_Slag: Seems like a self correcting problem.
2013-04-18 11:13:00 PM  
1 vote:

Skyd1v: Stepson has some Japanese performance car - Mitsubishi I think - that was built with right hand drive.  He will neither confirm nor deny that he has been driving around with the passenger (in the "drivers" seat) flailing around a spare steering wheel.

Also fun with an old postal Jeep and a Mastiff in the right-hand seat.
2013-04-18 09:51:54 PM  
1 vote:
Not as cool as having a boomerang for a steering wheel, taking it off, throwing it out the window, catching it and placing it back on the steering column as you scramble for your dropped inhaler on the passenger seat floor and crash into a sign and die like Bobby Baccalieri, Sr.
2013-04-18 09:45:01 PM  
1 vote:

/For the modmintard that greened this POS headline
//Ban me; you're still not getting laid this century.
2013-04-18 09:32:38 PM  
1 vote:

darthdrafter: Any concerned citizen who spots this activity on the road should immediately text about it to the authorities even as they driverun the dumbass off the road into a ditch.  It's their civic duty.

FTFY.  It's not like they can do anything about it without a steering wheel.
2013-04-18 09:23:28 PM  
1 vote:
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