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(Daily Mail)   Two smoking hot teachers investigated for having sex with some high school athletes. How come this never happened to subby in high school   (dailymail.co.uk ) divider line
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2013-04-18 07:57:53 PM  
Meh
 
2013-04-18 07:59:56 PM  
29.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-04-18 08:03:12 PM  
Sources told The New York Post that the girlfriend of one of the high school students found a text from a teacher on his phone.

The girlfriend then alerted the school's principal, John Dolan, sources said.


Well there you go - looks like the idiot didn't break up with the nutty girlfriend before messing w/the teacher.

Police in Suffolk County have not been contacted, as both students in question are over the age of consent.

Now that's a neat change of pace for these sort of stories.
 
2013-04-18 08:26:16 PM  
Subby,
it didn't happen to you in school because you were a fat D&D nerd with acne and an inability to make eye contact.

/obvious?
 
2013-04-18 08:28:05 PM  
Anyone know how I can report this headline to the mods as a repeat lament?
 
2013-04-18 08:30:48 PM  
Anywhere else in public: 6 & 5
In the classroom: 8 & 6.5
 
2013-04-18 09:12:26 PM  
By "smoking hot", you apparently mean "sorta cute".....
 
2013-04-18 09:12:30 PM  
Not clicking a Daily Fail link.  Not even for that.
 
2013-04-18 09:50:13 PM  
If you're smokin' something they might be.
 
2013-04-18 09:55:24 PM  
Molesting children is awesome if the abusers are good looking, if not yikes death penalty
 
2013-04-18 10:13:10 PM  
www.reactionface.info
 
2013-04-18 10:19:22 PM  

Tatsuma: Molesting children is awesome if the abusers are good looking, if not yikes death penalty


Well, you do have to maintain some standards.
 
2013-04-18 10:50:48 PM  
farm3.staticflickr.com

Wow. This thread is like flypaper for STUDMAN69's. Hookin' 'em in like your mom at a truckstop brothel.
 
2013-04-18 10:54:22 PM  
Subby, you should have tried having sex with your fellow high school students instead of teachers.  Even you would have stood a better chance.
 
2013-04-18 11:18:55 PM  
Probably because OP is a... oh, wait. Wrong nightly site.
 
2013-04-18 11:19:31 PM  
Hmm. They're both attractive by normal-people standards. I figured the subby was pulling another Fark Headline bait-and-switch.

Still, I deplore this kind of inappropriate behavior.
 
2013-04-18 11:23:04 PM  
What a boring unoriginal headline.
 
2013-04-18 11:23:45 PM  
Some of our subbys are masters at the bait-and-switch ....

But seriously, I figured the teachers were going to be male.
 
2013-04-18 11:26:00 PM  
Sachem High...
 
2013-04-18 11:27:25 PM  
Where do you get smoking hot from? Not ugly by any means but not even sure if they come close to breaking the hot threshold
 
2013-04-18 11:28:49 PM  
"My First Sex Teacher" is a fantasy porn site, not a life guideline.
 
2013-04-18 11:29:33 PM  
The one on the right make Ann Coulter look feminine.
 
2013-04-18 11:29:55 PM  
Chess team doesn't make you an athlete, subby.
 
2013-04-18 11:30:14 PM  
it's my fault.  i KNOW that EVERY time the headline says "smoking hot" the girl mentioned is, in fact, NOT smoking hot.
BUT, i keep clicking anyway like some dumbnut who believes that maybe, just maybe, this one aill ACTUALLY BE smoking hot.

you win again subby.  ARG!
 
2013-04-18 11:30:46 PM  
I'm guessing subby wasn't an attractive young athlete. And the teachers are meh, but miles ahead of most of my High School's offerings.
 
2013-04-18 11:30:54 PM  
Those pictures are twenty years old.
 
2013-04-18 11:31:32 PM  
Because you were a fatass
 
2013-04-18 11:31:40 PM  
Ha, Sex Ed has a totally different meaning in this era.
 
2013-04-18 11:33:58 PM  

ADHD Librarian: Subby,
it didn't happen to you in school because you were a fat D&D nerd with acne and an inability to make eye contact.

/obvious?


beat me to it
 
2013-04-18 11:34:42 PM  
Smoking hot? No.

Ugly? No.

Neighbor next door hittable? Yes.
 
2013-04-18 11:34:45 PM  
Police in Suffolk County have not been contacted, as both the students in question are over the age of consent

Some hotshot young jocks bagged themselves some cougars, more at 11?

While Fark is, of course, Not News, who at a supposed actual news outlet thought this was news?
 
2013-04-18 11:35:04 PM  
Im gonna go Studman69 on this.
 
2013-04-18 11:39:22 PM  
The only way they can redeem themselves is to have sex with each other.
 
2013-04-18 11:42:46 PM  
Donna Newton-McNally, 41, and Melanie Akerberg, 33, who are both married..

Too each other?

...allegedly carried on with a wrestler and a football player at Sachem High School North...

At the same time?
 
2013-04-18 11:42:55 PM  
Would I call them smoking hot? No. If perchance they were both in my bed, would I kick them out? No.
 
pc
2013-04-18 11:47:29 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-04-18 11:48:35 PM  

ADHD Librarian: Subby,
it didn't happen to you in school because you were a fat D&D nerd with acne and an inability to make eye contact.

/obvious?


Came to post same insult, leaving thread satisfied.

/gives subby a swirly for the hell of it
 
2013-04-18 11:49:00 PM  
Wow, Fark + smoking hot + daily fail and one of them actually was hot, amazing.
 
2013-04-18 11:50:05 PM  

erik-k: Police in Suffolk County have not been contacted, as both the students in question are over the age of consent

Some hotshot young jocks bagged themselves some cougars, more at 11?

While Fark is, of course, Not News, who at a supposed actual news outlet thought this was news?



Ever since "think of the children" became the most important guiding principle of the media, it's practically a capital crime for a teacher to look at themselves naked in a mirror, doubly so when the teacher is male.
 
2013-04-18 11:50:22 PM  
Both of the students, who sources say are a wrestler and a football player, both have girlfriends, sources said.

So both of them?  The sources?  Both?
 
2013-04-18 11:52:16 PM  
Smoking hot if you're a Brit maybe.
 
2013-04-18 11:54:11 PM  
Question: Where were these teachers when I was in high school?
Answer: They were busy farking all the good looking kids, you didn't get any because you're ugly!
 
2013-04-19 12:02:41 AM  
How come this never happened to subby in high school

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2013-04-19 12:05:08 AM  
It probably did but subby was too busy jacking off to Beverly Crusher porn on his 14.4 baud modem.
 
2013-04-19 12:05:29 AM  
one on the left is not too bad looking.
 
2013-04-19 12:07:40 AM  
I went to Centereach H.S., but actually lived closer to Sachem. Hated those black and gold jackets.
 
2013-04-19 12:09:07 AM  
What trips me out is the fact that this is not new. I banged my 10th grade psychology teacher in 1977, she was 22 I was 16. Still stay in contact via Facebook.....she is still hot
 
2013-04-19 12:10:22 AM  
Sounds like both of the athletes were 18 so the Bill Clinton-esque activity wasn't illegal.  Cheating on the girlfriends....that is WRONG, fellas.
 
2013-04-19 12:11:45 AM  
I guess they're "teacher hot" I'd hit it. Better than "lunchlady hot"
 
2013-04-19 12:13:14 AM  

nick_papagiorgio: Sounds like both of the athletes were 18 so the Bill Clinton-esque activity wasn't illegal.


In some states its still illegal for a teacher to bang a student even if the student is 18+ as long as they're still attending school.
 
2013-04-19 12:13:52 AM  
because you have no game?

Sofa_king_kewl: What trips me out is the fact that this is not new. I banged my 10th grade psychology teacher in 1977, she was 22 I was 16. Still stay in contact via Facebook.....she is still hot


hot at 68?

i'm sorry, but you just disqualified yourself as a judge.

maybe hot for 68?

<shivers>
 
2013-04-19 12:14:06 AM  

Sofa_king_kewl: What trips me out is the fact that this is not new. I banged my 10th grade psychology teacher in 1977, she was 22 I was 16. Still stay in contact via Facebook.....she is still hot


OK spentmiles.
 
2013-04-19 12:15:24 AM  

ADHD Librarian: Subby,
it didn't happen to you in school because you were a fat D&D nerd with acne and an inability to make eye contact.


That, plus the one young attractive teacher got bagged by another teacher 12 years her senior within months of her arrival.

/and there was a 3:2 guy:girl ratio in my grade because all the smart girls went to a different school, so there wasn't a lot of hope in the student population
//not subby
 
2013-04-19 12:15:32 AM  
s15.postimg.org
 
2013-04-19 12:15:54 AM  

SuperNinjaToad: one on the left is not too bad looking.


For 41, she's not bad.  The other one, that's a rough 33.
 
2013-04-19 12:16:18 AM  

Spanky_McFarksalot: nick_papagiorgio: Sounds like both of the athletes were 18 so the Bill Clinton-esque activity wasn't illegal.

In some states its still illegal for a teacher to bang a student even if the student is 18+ as long as they're still attending school.


True.
 
2013-04-19 12:16:19 AM  
Submitter: Two smoking hot teachers investigated for having sex with some high school athletes. How come this never happened to subby in high school

Subby, being treasury secretary of the chess club doesn't make you an athlete.
 
2013-04-19 12:19:44 AM  

dropdfun: Where do you get smoking hot from? Not ugly by any means but not even sure if they come close to breaking the hot threshold


It was a Daily Fail link. At least they weren't "British smoking hot."
 
2013-04-19 12:21:00 AM  

andychrist420: SuperNinjaToad: one on the left is not too bad looking.

For 41, she's not bad.  The other one, that's a rough 33.


Yah 33 year old is as rough as a fast moving grinding wheel between butt checks.
 
2013-04-19 12:21:26 AM  

Popular Opinion: because you have no game?

Sofa_king_kewl: What trips me out is the fact that this is not new. I banged my 10th grade psychology teacher in 1977, she was 22 I was 16. Still stay in contact via Facebook.....she is still hot

hot at 68?

i'm sorry, but you just disqualified yourself as a judge.

maybe hot for 68?

<shivers>


58. You fail at math. And to a 52-year-old, maybe she is?
 
2013-04-19 12:23:03 AM  

The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves: The only way they can redeem themselves is to have sex with each other.


A Kickstarter campaign is in order!
 
2013-04-19 12:25:01 AM  
The younger one is pretty cute.
 
2013-04-19 12:30:43 AM  

NobleHam: Popular Opinion: because you have no game?

Sofa_king_kewl: What trips me out is the fact that this is not new. I banged my 10th grade psychology teacher in 1977, she was 22 I was 16. Still stay in contact via Facebook.....she is still hot

hot at 68?

i'm sorry, but you just disqualified yourself as a judge.

maybe hot for 68?

<shivers>

58. You fail at math. And to a 52-year-old, maybe she is?


220, 221...whatever it takes.

i'm so old, when i fart, dust comes out.
but beautiful older women are not hot.
jmo
 
2013-04-19 12:38:00 AM  

WTF_Are_You_Looking_At: Question: Where were these teachers when I was in high school?
Answer: They were busy farking all the good looking kids, you didn't get any because you're ugly!


The teachers that were farking the students at my school were NOT good looking. They were both fat, one looked like Honey-Boo-boo's mom, the other was albino and fat. And they were farking the "good looking kids."

With almost every story I see about this stuff, It makes me more and more glad I didn't peak in highschool.
 
2013-04-19 12:38:59 AM  
Nice wool.
 
2013-04-19 12:43:55 AM  
The left one is hittable until you remember she's from Long Island.
 
2013-04-19 12:48:15 AM  
phooey, with a little make up and a couple of beers most farkers would be ecstatic to be bumped into by either one.

 you'd be drillin' it

www.electricdrill-reviews.com
 
2013-04-19 12:49:00 AM  
I'm fat, old, and busted... don't see them as hot in any way.  I'm glad there is someone (subby) more sad than me.
 
2013-04-19 12:51:03 AM  
So can we please stop assuming that men are the only ones who think with their genitals? Because with the number of female teachers getting busted for doing TRULY stupid things for a piece of ass, it seems like the evidence that women do it too-- and in colossally life-ruining ways-- is in.
 
2013-04-19 12:52:32 AM  
i.dailymail.co.uk

That is a dude!
 
2013-04-19 12:54:34 AM  

pc: [i.imgur.com image 600x1114]


that's a keeper
 
2013-04-19 12:54:35 AM  

ZeroCorpse: So can we please stop assuming that men are the only ones who think with their genitals? Because with the number of female teachers getting busted for doing TRULY stupid things for a piece of ass, it seems like the evidence that women do it too-- and in colossally life-ruining ways-- is in.


Quit screwing up the premise for gonzo porn.
 
2013-04-19 12:56:21 AM  
first one is kinda meh, second one has a good cougar vibe going.
 
2013-04-19 01:10:55 AM  
Subby,
it didn't happen to you in school because you were a fat D&D nerd with acne and an inability to make eye contact.

/obvious?



THIS. Also - any Farkers in their late 30s or older didn't have cell phones or the Internet in high school so while shenanigans DID happen, they just didn't get broadcast as easily.
 
2013-04-19 01:13:57 AM  
Ah, the old "every boys dream" headline, followed by a bunch of testosterone posts.

SUCH a surprise!
 
2013-04-19 01:14:46 AM  
i.dailymail.co.ukimages.enstarz.com
 
2013-04-19 01:17:16 AM  
cause subby was fat, ugly, out of shape and didn't play sports?
 
2013-04-19 01:17:31 AM  
i'd beat
 
2013-04-19 01:31:10 AM  
Because, subby, you were the kid who was always just a bit too big for his age and always smelled like peanut butter and sour milk. Surely you remember that.
 
2013-04-19 01:33:59 AM  
FTFA: Busted: Donna Newton-McNally, left, and Melanie Akerberg, right, both married, were pulled out of class earlier this week for having 'inappropriate relationships' with student athletes

Yes. I agree. The relationships would have been appropriate if the teachers weren't married. Adultery is a bad example to set for the kids.
 
2013-04-19 02:49:12 AM  

7th Son of a 7th Son: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 306x423][images.enstarz.com image 500x500]


Well, I'd bang the one on the right, but I wouldn't hit it with her butch lesbian sister.
 
2013-04-19 03:32:26 AM  

farkingismybusiness: What a boring unoriginal headline.


Your innovative, intriguing response has piqued my curiosity.
 
2013-04-19 03:46:31 AM  
A wrestler? With a girlfriend?
 
2013-04-19 05:35:46 AM  
I can't imagine where Athletes get the idea that all women want to sleep with them and that they can simply make a move on anyone they want...

... Except that ... you know ... most of them look like what we see advertised as the male ideal...

... which is why, subby, this kind of thing didn't happen to you as a kid.

http://youtu.be/gBVuAGFcGKY
 
2013-04-19 05:45:32 AM  
'It's just hard to believe this stuff goes on,' one student tweeted. 'I'm really hoping that there isn't anything and it's chatter.'

I guess that person never read Fark.
 
2013-04-19 07:43:02 AM  
Note to teachers: Do not send texts to students you are farking:
 
2013-04-19 08:01:55 AM  
Getting serious mileage out of this lately

static.neatoshop.com
 
2013-04-19 09:00:09 AM  
Am I the only one who never had sex with a teacher by now?
 
2013-04-19 09:29:41 AM  
Went to high school on Long Island. Plenty of student/teacher flirting. One teacher basically devoted his class to it. Music teachers were the worst, of course. One of them would start propositioning girls right after they graduated. I heard he got fired after they caught him in his car with a non-graduated one.
 
2013-04-19 10:18:03 AM  

farkingismybusiness: What a boring unoriginal headline.


That's my big complaint.

"HAHAHA, where we these teachers when I was a kid, right guys?! Right?!"

Isn't one of the pre-reqs for a Fark headline that it be funny or interesting?
 
2013-04-19 10:36:02 AM  
FTA: "Donna Newton-McNally, 41, and Melanie Akerberg, 33, who are both married...

What does it matter if they're married?
 
2013-04-19 10:38:37 AM  

spamky: FTA: "Donna Newton-McNally, 41, and Melanie Akerberg, 33, who are both married...

What does it matter if they're married?


I'm guessing it matters to their spouses.
 
2013-04-19 10:43:26 AM  

orbister: A wrestler? With a girlfriend?


Good, good, the hate will flow through!
 
2013-04-19 12:01:14 PM  

LordZorch: By "smoking hot", you apparently mean "sorta cute".....


Meh, I'd give 'em both a pearl necklace.
 
2013-04-19 12:34:54 PM  

ADHD Librarian: Subby,
it didn't happen to you in school because you were a fat D&D nerd with acne and an inability to make eye contact.
/obvious?

-=-
Haaaaa Haaaa Ha, that was hilar.... Hey, wait just a damn minute. I could make eye contact.
 
2013-04-19 12:35:46 PM  
(Not the subby, just the nerd.)
 
2013-04-19 01:01:53 PM  
ADHD Librarian:

Subby,
it didn't happen to you in school because you were a fat D&D nerd with acne and an inability to make eye contact.


It didn't happen to me either and I was a thin, socially brazen, rockin'-&-rollin' Pink Floyd fan.

I did get to feel up a Special Ed teacher in 8th grade in math class once: her legs ached and she needed them massaged. To this day I have a thing for dark-haired dark-eyed size 8-10 Jewish chicks. (EIP! I'll even give up bacon cheeseburgers!)
 
2013-04-19 01:12:15 PM  

Tatsuma: children

Police in Suffolk County have not been contacted, as both the students in question are over the age of consent.

Or, y'know... not children.
 
2013-04-19 01:18:52 PM  
This has happened so often I've run out of snark.
 
2013-04-19 01:21:06 PM  

spamky: FTA: "Donna Newton-McNally, 41, and Melanie Akerberg, 33, who are both married...

What does it matter if they're married?


Sluts can't shame themselves.
 
2013-04-19 03:32:29 PM  
This is socially salutary if it keeps the jocks from opening up cans of rapety rape on fellow students.
 
2013-04-19 03:52:02 PM  
What has changed is not the amount of sex student and teachers are having, but unlike Boomers or X-ers kids today can't seem to shut up. They boast, they post, and then are surprised when they get caught.
 
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