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(Daily Mail)   Two smoking hot teachers investigated for having sex with some high school athletes. How come this never happened to subby in high school   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 102
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2013-04-18 07:57:53 PM
Meh
 
2013-04-18 07:59:56 PM
29.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-04-18 08:03:12 PM
Sources told The New York Post that the girlfriend of one of the high school students found a text from a teacher on his phone.

The girlfriend then alerted the school's principal, John Dolan, sources said.


Well there you go - looks like the idiot didn't break up with the nutty girlfriend before messing w/the teacher.

Police in Suffolk County have not been contacted, as both students in question are over the age of consent.

Now that's a neat change of pace for these sort of stories.
 
2013-04-18 08:26:16 PM
Subby,
it didn't happen to you in school because you were a fat D&D nerd with acne and an inability to make eye contact.

/obvious?
 
2013-04-18 08:28:05 PM
Anyone know how I can report this headline to the mods as a repeat lament?
 
2013-04-18 08:30:48 PM
Anywhere else in public: 6 & 5
In the classroom: 8 & 6.5
 
2013-04-18 09:12:26 PM
By "smoking hot", you apparently mean "sorta cute".....
 
2013-04-18 09:12:30 PM
Not clicking a Daily Fail link.  Not even for that.
 
2013-04-18 09:50:13 PM
If you're smokin' something they might be.
 
2013-04-18 09:55:24 PM
Molesting children is awesome if the abusers are good looking, if not yikes death penalty
 
2013-04-18 10:13:10 PM
www.reactionface.info
 
2013-04-18 10:19:22 PM

Tatsuma: Molesting children is awesome if the abusers are good looking, if not yikes death penalty


Well, you do have to maintain some standards.
 
2013-04-18 10:50:48 PM
farm3.staticflickr.com

Wow. This thread is like flypaper for STUDMAN69's. Hookin' 'em in like your mom at a truckstop brothel.
 
2013-04-18 10:54:22 PM
Subby, you should have tried having sex with your fellow high school students instead of teachers.  Even you would have stood a better chance.
 
2013-04-18 11:18:55 PM
Probably because OP is a... oh, wait. Wrong nightly site.
 
2013-04-18 11:19:31 PM
Hmm. They're both attractive by normal-people standards. I figured the subby was pulling another Fark Headline bait-and-switch.

Still, I deplore this kind of inappropriate behavior.
 
2013-04-18 11:23:04 PM
What a boring unoriginal headline.
 
2013-04-18 11:23:45 PM
Some of our subbys are masters at the bait-and-switch ....

But seriously, I figured the teachers were going to be male.
 
2013-04-18 11:26:00 PM
Sachem High...
 
2013-04-18 11:27:25 PM
Where do you get smoking hot from? Not ugly by any means but not even sure if they come close to breaking the hot threshold
 
2013-04-18 11:28:49 PM
"My First Sex Teacher" is a fantasy porn site, not a life guideline.
 
2013-04-18 11:29:33 PM
The one on the right make Ann Coulter look feminine.
 
2013-04-18 11:29:55 PM
Chess team doesn't make you an athlete, subby.
 
2013-04-18 11:30:14 PM
it's my fault.  i KNOW that EVERY time the headline says "smoking hot" the girl mentioned is, in fact, NOT smoking hot.
BUT, i keep clicking anyway like some dumbnut who believes that maybe, just maybe, this one aill ACTUALLY BE smoking hot.

you win again subby.  ARG!
 
2013-04-18 11:30:46 PM
I'm guessing subby wasn't an attractive young athlete. And the teachers are meh, but miles ahead of most of my High School's offerings.
 
2013-04-18 11:30:54 PM
Those pictures are twenty years old.
 
2013-04-18 11:31:32 PM
Because you were a fatass
 
2013-04-18 11:31:40 PM
Ha, Sex Ed has a totally different meaning in this era.
 
2013-04-18 11:33:58 PM

ADHD Librarian: Subby,
it didn't happen to you in school because you were a fat D&D nerd with acne and an inability to make eye contact.

/obvious?


beat me to it
 
2013-04-18 11:34:42 PM
Smoking hot? No.

Ugly? No.

Neighbor next door hittable? Yes.
 
2013-04-18 11:34:45 PM
Police in Suffolk County have not been contacted, as both the students in question are over the age of consent

Some hotshot young jocks bagged themselves some cougars, more at 11?

While Fark is, of course, Not News, who at a supposed actual news outlet thought this was news?
 
2013-04-18 11:35:04 PM
Im gonna go Studman69 on this.
 
2013-04-18 11:39:22 PM
The only way they can redeem themselves is to have sex with each other.
 
2013-04-18 11:42:46 PM
Donna Newton-McNally, 41, and Melanie Akerberg, 33, who are both married..

Too each other?

...allegedly carried on with a wrestler and a football player at Sachem High School North...

At the same time?
 
2013-04-18 11:42:55 PM
Would I call them smoking hot? No. If perchance they were both in my bed, would I kick them out? No.
 
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2013-04-18 11:47:29 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-04-18 11:48:35 PM

ADHD Librarian: Subby,
it didn't happen to you in school because you were a fat D&D nerd with acne and an inability to make eye contact.

/obvious?


Came to post same insult, leaving thread satisfied.

/gives subby a swirly for the hell of it
 
2013-04-18 11:49:00 PM
Wow, Fark + smoking hot + daily fail and one of them actually was hot, amazing.
 
2013-04-18 11:50:05 PM

erik-k: Police in Suffolk County have not been contacted, as both the students in question are over the age of consent

Some hotshot young jocks bagged themselves some cougars, more at 11?

While Fark is, of course, Not News, who at a supposed actual news outlet thought this was news?



Ever since "think of the children" became the most important guiding principle of the media, it's practically a capital crime for a teacher to look at themselves naked in a mirror, doubly so when the teacher is male.
 
2013-04-18 11:50:22 PM
Both of the students, who sources say are a wrestler and a football player, both have girlfriends, sources said.

So both of them?  The sources?  Both?
 
2013-04-18 11:52:16 PM
Smoking hot if you're a Brit maybe.
 
2013-04-18 11:54:11 PM
Question: Where were these teachers when I was in high school?
Answer: They were busy farking all the good looking kids, you didn't get any because you're ugly!
 
2013-04-19 12:02:41 AM
How come this never happened to subby in high school

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2013-04-19 12:05:08 AM
It probably did but subby was too busy jacking off to Beverly Crusher porn on his 14.4 baud modem.
 
2013-04-19 12:05:29 AM
one on the left is not too bad looking.
 
2013-04-19 12:07:40 AM
I went to Centereach H.S., but actually lived closer to Sachem. Hated those black and gold jackets.
 
2013-04-19 12:09:07 AM
What trips me out is the fact that this is not new. I banged my 10th grade psychology teacher in 1977, she was 22 I was 16. Still stay in contact via Facebook.....she is still hot
 
2013-04-19 12:10:22 AM
Sounds like both of the athletes were 18 so the Bill Clinton-esque activity wasn't illegal.  Cheating on the girlfriends....that is WRONG, fellas.
 
2013-04-19 12:11:45 AM
I guess they're "teacher hot" I'd hit it. Better than "lunchlady hot"
 
2013-04-19 12:13:14 AM

nick_papagiorgio: Sounds like both of the athletes were 18 so the Bill Clinton-esque activity wasn't illegal.


In some states its still illegal for a teacher to bang a student even if the student is 18+ as long as they're still attending school.
 
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