ariseatex: Suspect 1: Black HatSuspect 2: White Hat
Epiphany: Damn't, I keep looking at these photos but I can't understand what is happening. Can someone please draw a circle around the backpacks and arrows pointing at the circles?
nekom: timujin: Apparently the FBI is calling them "two white men in their 20's"If that's true, I see that as good news, from a law enforcement perspective. That would mean they are PROBABLY American and thus PROBABLY went home, where they are likely shiatting their pants about now. This could be over by tomorrow morning if that is indeed the case. If it's Muslim related, then it's a crap shoot of either being home grown or a pair that are already in Yemen sipping their... .whatever the hell people in Yemen drink.
stevenboof: They are way too skinny to be Teatards.
HaywoodJablonski: Oh God, please let it be a brown muslin
kumanoki: So it's Paul Ryan?
KarmicDisaster: Tommy Moo: [i.imgur.com image 850x637]On the left, by the fire alarm.There is no EXIF info on that shot, so it is not the original shot. It would be nice to have the original to work with.
Free @nypost headline for tomorrow: BROSAMA BIN LADEN?- Benjy Sarlin (@BenjySarlin) April 18, 2013
ottosmom: [wfxt.images.worldnow.com image 640x360]
A Midsummer Night's Toker: CNN is confirming this you guys
SN1987a goes boom: They look Israeli.
ScaryBottles: Have you ever actually seen an individual from the middle east?
Epiphany: Oh god, I hope that the FBI pictures have red arrows and circles on them.
I_C_Weener: Shostie: I DUB THEE:THE BOSTON FRAT BOMBERSBeware Greeks bearing gifts.
If Reddit and the New York Post couldn't identify the bombers, what makes us think the FBI picked out the right guys?- Binyamin Appelbaum (@BCAppelbaum) April 18, 2013
ScaryBottles: cman: My first thought: they could be Mexican. My second thought: they could be Italian. My third thought: Nah, they look Arabic. Then my fourth: or they could be white, you racist prickThe reality is that you can't really tell in the pictures what ethnicity they are. They could be Caucasian, Italian, Greek, Semitic, North African or Hispanic. The only thing that can really be said from the photographs is that aren't African or African American.
jaytkay: mrshowrules: shower_in_my_socks: Wise_Guy: Sorry--picture too big: http://pbs.twimg.com/media/BILxkW6CMAATztr.png:largeShrunk the file size for you so it would post. The clearest image I've seen of Mr. White Hat yet.[imageshack.us image 726x592]#3 on hat. This guy is dead or in prison before sunrise.I imagine the only problem now is there will be an astounding number of idiots calling the FBI with the results of their personal Internet "investigations".I suppose they write down the names coming in, and see which show up repeatedly.
Woolwine: Send these guys after them[4.bp.blogspot.com image 850x637]
SmackLT: Actually, those were high-resolution shots. The two suspects appear to be Blurry Americans, but you don't see me calling for us to bomb Bluria, even if their lack of distinct features makes me feel uneasy.
TheShavingofOccam123: JerseyTim: You can argue about their ethnicity all you want, but the real story here is yet another senseless act of violence undertaken by males. How long will we put up with men destroying our world?You've never been to an annual clearance sale, have you?
badLogic: Have we decided who we are going to bomb yet?
Sir Cumference the Flatulent: I_C_Weener: On phone. Can't see the pics. Was it red haired black Jews for Mohamed?It was Frank Zappa.
robsul82: Now I'm gonna be disappointed if White Hat Guy ISN'T on the cover of the Post tomorrow with BROSAMA BIN LADEN written over his head, hahaha.
LarryDan43: atomicmask: somedude210: atomicmask: somedude210: atomicmask: Black hairTan facesmiddle eastern facial featuresI don't think you're looking at the same pics. Black hat looks a little tan. white hat is a pasty white goofy college student.He is not white goofy college student, he has a arab looking nose. Both are clearly semites of some sort. Both clearly middle eastern, light skinned, but middle eastern.I'm sorry, but how does this guy look middle eastern? I think your prejudices are getting the best of you, my friendLight tan face, longer/downward turned nose, angular jaw....IRANIANlight tan face, angular down turned nose, angular jaw, IRANIANBackwards cap indicates romonian or durstian.
Popcorn Johnny: One dude is white, the other middle eastern.
Phoenix_M: atomicmask: wow, look at that, arabs...who would have farking thought.Look at the guy with the big crook nose... that's no "arabs" nose if you know what I'm saying....
nekom: 2 easels are set up and a man said that video would be made available at fbi.gov shortly. This sounds big.
What_Would_Jimi_Do: borg: What_Would_Jimi_Do: Mrbogey: What_Would_Jimi_Do: rachel maddow pretty much sat the law suit of the battery company in motion.How'd she do that?blaming hobbie shops for selling batteries that could be similar.The Battery company is in the San Francisco Bay Area. The FBI and news media was all over them yesterday. The spokes person was almost in tears talking to the media.i agree the company shouldn't be focused on. but rachel maddow did focus on them.
CygnusDarius: Is this the thread where we're discussing whether the perpetrators are either communist islamofascists or ditactorial teatards, or is this the thread where people are wondering what is going on with the survivors and how are they gonna face life from now on, since many had to be amputated?.
Amos Quito: Who hates Boston? Who hates Catholics? Who hates the Irish? Who hates St. Patrick? Who hates runners? Who hates beans? Who hates the Kennedys?Who hates Mitt Romney? Who hates Red Sox?WHO HATES PRESSURE COOKERS?
2wolves: Does anyone here have the faintest glimmer of how.long it takes to.be an "adequate" photo interpretator?
Warthog: [i.imgur.com image 500x350]
godsend12: Too big I guesshttp://www.flickr.com/photos/hahatango/8653970482/sizes/o/in/set-721 57 633252445135/
mekki: My wild, probably will never happen in a million years but I am going to say it anyway guess? Two white guys who were inspired by The Following. They're trying to start a cult, in this case a True Patriot, anti-government cult. And half the fun for them is seeing everyone trying to figure out who they are. Especially the foreign terrorists who are as confused as everyone one else.
timujin: Popcorn Johnny: [i48.tinypic.com image 432x288]Yeah, go ahead and try claiming he's white. Dude even has the weird little Islamic beard thing going on.Like this one?[www.residentialmarketingblog.com image 266x391]
nrdgrl: one of the few who are ruled out by the FBI's photos:
Popcorn Johnny: [i48.tinypic.com image 432x288]Yeah, go ahead and try claiming he's white. Dude even has the weird little Islamic beard thing going on.
jso2897: You people are all so preoccupied with whomever you WANT these guys to be, you don't care who they actually ARE - or even whether they did it.
CheetahOlivetti: Those are sexually frustrated Sigma Nu guys.
AliasSally: After seeing the video/pics a few times something kinda sticks out to me. Their shoes don't fit their outfits. They kinda look like dress shoes.
Shostie: I DUB THEE:THE BOSTON FRAT BOMBERS
The_Sponge: Uranus Is Huge!: Last seen leaving the set of The League[encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com image 178x283]Hey! Remember the Vegas episode where he said "BCHEEEWWW!!!! Rafi Bomb!"Case closed.
Weaver95: Satanic_Hamster: Weaver95: 'she'?Weaver is a chicks name. Duh.[i268.photobucket.com image 190x205]
OtherLittleGuy: luxup: FARKERS.When you guess about their ethnic background please have the decency to state what yours is please.I am a white looking hispanic. Not sure what they are yet.You sound Belgian.
kwame: atomicmask: he has a arab looking noseatomicmask: he has a arab looking noseatomicmask: he has a arab looking noseIdiot.
Kanemano: Popcorn Johnny: One dude is white, the other middle eastern.one dude is blurry and one dude is fuzzy
robsul82: White hat's gonna be cleared as some random fratbro doofus from BC who lost his bag in a bong resin haze. Book it, done.
deeproy: cameroncrazy1984: atomicmask: Light tan face, longer/downward turned nose, angular jaw....IRANIANOr, you know, greek, bulgarian, italian.Spanish, British, South American...
atomicmask: light tan face, angular down turned nose, angular jaw, IRANIAN
JerseyTim: Surveillance video on FBI YouTube account.
theorellior: WhiteHat looks like the lead actor on NUMB3RS.
atomicmask: somedude210: atomicmask: Black hairTan facesmiddle eastern facial featuresI don't think you're looking at the same pics. Black hat looks a little tan. white hat is a pasty white goofy college student.He is not white goofy college student, he has a arab looking nose. Both are clearly semites of some sort. Both clearly middle eastern, light skinned, but middle eastern.
HaywoodJablonski: WHY ARE YOU PROTECTING YELLOW BALLOON LADY?!
cameroncrazy1984: atomicmask: Tan facesmiddle eastern facial featureswat
somedude210: atomicmask: wow, look at that, arabs...who would have farking thought....they're not
what_now: NY Post: FBI arrests Wolf Blitzer
Radioactive Ass: MustangFive: OK, that's like blaming Rawlings for my car's windshield getting smashed by a baseball the other day./Any of you Fark Lawyer types wanna make a buck off the sporting goods industry?Some truthers claimed that Boeing helped to install remote control gear on the planes (in conjunction with NWO government agents of course which is why the Boeing people never talked) and that they took control of the planes and crashed them into the towers. I wish I was making this shiat up.
Radioactive Ass: Frederick: As a matter of culpability or in regards to investigation?What exactly is there to investigate? They make a product sold all over the country to "Kids" of all ages. They don't exactly require a background check to buy a battery or a RC Car do they?
sseye: Tats is still an ass.
jaytkay: luxup: I am a liberal New Yorker and even I would be calling for Obama's head if that happened. But you, true American that you believe you are think we would do nothing.I said we're not going to invade another country based on the acts of two bombers.And you pretend I said Obama should do "nothing" if another country attacks the US.You're dishonest and disingenuous.
Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Hmm, after looking at the higher-res photos, I'm not so sure that suspect # 2 is Arab. That's clearly a hat, and not a towel, on his head.
mrshowrules: CNN saying no FBI on site.
muck4doo: sparty: farkingismybusiness: The eight year old who was killed is circled in blue.[i.imgur.com image 661x960]Reddit seems to think the girl next to him, not his sister who lost her leg, is the girl in this photo.[i.imgur.com image 730x548]She must have left just before it exploded.That is CERTAINLY the kid who died. Check out his dad and sister in that photo to his right (our left) vs. this older family photo:[i.imgur.com image 661x960][assets.nydailynews.com image 635x709]The prick saw kids standing there yet still left the bag with a smiling face on himself.
Altitude5280: You can see white cap guy in this photo moments after the bomb detonates.
Purdue_Pete: [sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net image 540x960]I say "no". but people are blowing up about it on twitter. What do you guys think?
WinoRhino: farkplug: Solve your own Boston Marathon bombing case. Really, why should I care. Have fun!The FBI just released an announcement, everyone. Turns out Farkplug is their bestprofiler down at Langley and we've pissed him off. He refuses to work on the case until Fark apologizes. They're dead in the water now and have no leads. Now everyone kiss his ass and suck his dick or he won't solve this crime. Oh-- and no spitting.
Born to Die: <b><a href="http://www.fark.com/comments/7706940/83701211#c83701211" target="_blank">Theory Of Null</a>:</b> <i>I think white hat looks like that one nerdy not well known actor. fark can't think of his name.</i>Eric Balfour? Adrian Brody?
fisker: [i.imgur.com image 600x977]got him
thismomentinblackhistory: There is some speculation on the Interwebs that the guy in the white hat might be this young man who disappeared without his wallet or cell phone a month ago.
Huck And Molly Ziegler: My new theory is that this was a rehearsal for something worse. They wanted to test logistics, materials, etc.The question is, were the ones who did it in Boston the same ones who are intending to do "something worse"? Or will they just feed the data to a larger group?(My previous theory was that the culprit was a junior-level Al-Qaeda operative and this would have been his sole mission.)
vygramul: Apparently, there isn't a raised seal on ANY of these photos, so I call into question the existence of the Boston Marathon. I think this happened in Kenya.
farkplug: forever_blowing_bubbles: farkplugWell you certainly live up to your fark handle!As do you, bubbles!PS - For what it's worth, I correctly predicted the "profile" of the DC Snipers within five minutes of hearing about them and before anyone did any profiling. So time may prove me right again, bubbles!
Mohammad I'm Hard Bruce Lee: Seems like these two white guys wanted to start a ..ahem... race war.
farkplug: For what it's worth, I correctly predicted the "profile" of the DC Snipers within five minutes of hearing about them and before anyone did any profiling.
Rhypskallion: These pictures are bad enough that there will be many false reports, and possibly violence against lookalikes.
Popcorn Johnny: vabeard: RaiderFanMikeP: so who won the race?A guy in my office said this morning; "You know who's really pissed? The winner of the race."Think of all the people who were running their first marathon and close to finishing when all this went down. I can just see somebody crossing the finish line and going nuts trying to get officials to record their finish.
serialsuicidebomber: Those are the two whitest North Koreans I've ever seen. Kim Jong II is playing hardball!
Popcorn Johnny: Think of all the people who were running their first marathon and close to finishing when all this went down. I can just see somebody crossing the finish line and going nuts trying to get officials to record their finish.
Popcorn Johnny: Can't ait till they're caught and it's announced that they're from some middle eastern shiat hole. Gonna be a lot of crow up in this biatch.
farkplug: Also, someone earlier mentioned that they must be middle aged because they carry their backpacks on one shoulder
netweavr: [i.imgur.com image 850x637]
Popcorn Johnny: forever_blowing_bubbles: Another known Islamic beard wearing terrorist (not just douchey looking frat guy):You realize his mother is middle eastern, right?
Therion: nrdgrl: one of the few who are ruled out by the FBI's photos:Because he left his friend behind?
Therion: nrdgrl: one of the few who are ruled out by the FBI's photos:[www.vh1.com image 320x240]Because he left his friend behind?
Slackfumasta: Typical Iranian:[themovieblog.com image 440x230]
Purdue_Pete: [ENHANCE image 766x430]
Bontesla: Uhm. What did I miss?
RaiderFanMikeP: so who won the race?