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2013-04-18 05:24:57 PM  
31 votes:

ariseatex: Suspect 1:  Black Hat
Suspect 2:  White Hat


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2013-04-18 05:46:14 PM  
21 votes:

Epiphany: Damn't, I keep looking at these photos but I can't understand what is happening. Can someone please draw a circle around the backpacks and arrows pointing at the circles?


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2013-04-18 05:16:34 PM  
20 votes:
Ok, suspect coming out
2013-04-18 05:12:53 PM  
19 votes:
CNN is confirming this you guys
2013-04-18 05:51:56 PM  
17 votes:
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2013-04-18 06:03:59 PM  
16 votes:

nekom: timujin: Apparently the FBI is calling them "two white men in their 20's"

If that's true, I see that as good news, from a law enforcement perspective. That would mean they are PROBABLY American and thus PROBABLY went home, where they are likely shiatting their pants about now. This could be over by tomorrow morning if that is indeed the case. If it's Muslim related, then it's a crap shoot of either being home grown or a pair that are already in Yemen sipping their... .whatever the hell people in Yemen drink.


I believe it's called 'yemenade'.
2013-04-18 05:38:48 PM  
16 votes:

stevenboof: They are way too skinny to be Teatards.


I have never accepted the speculation that a Tea Party member planted the bombs, as the crowd density would not have allowed maneuvering of a mobility scooter.
2013-04-18 05:53:06 PM  
15 votes:
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2013-04-18 05:20:38 PM  
15 votes:

HaywoodJablonski: Oh God, please let it be a brown muslin


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2013-04-18 05:13:33 PM  
15 votes:
NY Post: FBI arrests Wolf Blitzer
2013-04-18 05:38:47 PM  
14 votes:
If W was still president, based on those pictures we'd be making plans to invade Norway right about now.
2013-04-18 06:06:44 PM  
12 votes:

kumanoki: So it's Paul Ryan?


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2013-04-18 08:16:33 PM  
9 votes:

KarmicDisaster: Tommy Moo: [i.imgur.com image 850x637]

On the left, by the fire alarm.

There is no EXIF info on that shot, so it is not the original shot. It would be nice to have the original to work with.


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2013-04-18 06:28:39 PM  
9 votes:
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2013-04-18 06:16:22 PM  
9 votes:
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Should've stuck to wearing dresses, Max.
2013-04-18 08:02:04 PM  
8 votes:
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2013-04-18 05:44:28 PM  
8 votes:
Free @nypost headline for tomorrow: BROSAMA BIN LADEN?

- Benjy Sarlin (@BenjySarlin) April 18, 2013
2013-04-18 05:22:24 PM  
8 votes:
"I hope the bomber suspect is made of green screen so we can all project our most feared skin color onto him."
2013-04-18 05:21:15 PM  
8 votes:

ottosmom: [wfxt.images.worldnow.com image 640x360]


So it's Paul Ryan?

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2013-04-18 05:15:03 PM  
8 votes:
They're going to announce that after going over thousands and thousands of photos, they finally found Waldo.
2013-04-18 09:38:09 PM  
7 votes:
OK guys I think I've solved this thing.

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What we know:

Suspects know each other.
One is dark-skinned with facial hair, sort of stocky, bad taste in clothes.
Second is a little fratty, long pointy chin, disrespectful of authority.

Its a grainy black and white but I think these are the guys.

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The crazy part is, the man in the black hat wasn't even supposed to be there that day.
2013-04-18 06:33:02 PM  
7 votes:
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2013-04-18 05:42:19 PM  
7 votes:
what's the douchebag equivalent of a mosque? a bennigans? well, they'd better not build one near boston ground zero!
2013-04-18 05:16:43 PM  
7 votes:

A Midsummer Night's Toker: CNN is confirming this you guys


Ah shiat. I hoped it was real.
2013-04-18 07:41:43 PM  
6 votes:
Seems like these two white guys wanted to start a ..ahem... race war.

2013-04-18 07:02:59 PM  
6 votes:
Those are sexually frustrated Sigma Nu guys.
2013-04-18 05:57:39 PM  
6 votes:

SN1987a goes boom: They look Israeli.


Do you see gold chains? Do you see chest hair? Do you see lots of hair product used? Is he trying to sell you a radio saying 'Trus me, it's very very good, you really want it cahme on! buy it, you really should, I'll give you a better price!' really quickly? Is he wearing a tracksuit?

No, then shut the fark up.
2013-04-18 05:45:52 PM  
6 votes:

ScaryBottles: Have you ever actually seen an individual from the middle east?


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2013-04-18 05:40:35 PM  
6 votes:
I've looked at the pictures pretty close now.  One thing is clear.  These are two people who have never been in my kitchen.  Other than that, not sure.
2013-04-18 05:28:55 PM  
6 votes:
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2013-04-18 05:18:06 PM  
6 votes:

Epiphany: Oh god, I hope that the FBI pictures have red arrows and circles on them.


Paragraph on the back?
2013-04-18 06:35:26 PM  
5 votes:

I_C_Weener: Shostie: I DUB THEE:

THE BOSTON FRAT BOMBERS

Beware Greeks bearing gifts.


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/Q&D
2013-04-18 06:12:04 PM  
5 votes:
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this entire farking thread.
jesus christ guys, i just skimmed it and wtf?  everyone is so farking amped to point fingers to justify their own preconceived notions.  I BELIEVE THE PURPLE PEOPLE EATERS DID IT, OBVIOUS FROM THE PHOTOS AND I HAVE SEEN A FEW PEOPLE IN HATS IN MY DAY.
2013-04-18 05:58:30 PM  
5 votes:
Hmmmm.... they are indeed perfect strangers.

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2013-04-18 05:56:12 PM  
5 votes:
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I think I found him!

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2013-04-18 05:50:18 PM  
5 votes:
If Reddit and the New York Post couldn't identify the bombers, what makes us think the FBI picked out the right guys?

- Binyamin Appelbaum (@BCAppelbaum) April 18, 2013
2013-04-18 05:39:52 PM  
5 votes:
WAIT.4Chan was... WRONG?!/*faints*
2013-04-18 05:37:23 PM  
5 votes:
You know who else looks like these suspects?

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2013-04-18 05:36:45 PM  
5 votes:
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2013-04-18 05:28:31 PM  
5 votes:
Tats was rubbing one out before this started. He probably went limp when he saw the pictures.

/ HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
2013-04-18 05:17:04 PM  
5 votes:
Oh god, I hope that the FBI pictures have red arrows and circles on them.
2013-04-18 09:34:56 PM  
4 votes:
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2013-04-18 06:22:46 PM  
4 votes:

ScaryBottles: cman: My first thought: they could be Mexican. My second thought: they could be Italian. My third thought: Nah, they look Arabic. Then my fourth: or they could be white, you racist prick

The reality is that you can't really tell in the pictures what ethnicity they are. They could be Caucasian, Italian, Greek, Semitic, North African or Hispanic. The only thing that can really be said from the photographs is that aren't African or African American.


Yeah, we can say that.

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"In the case who perpetrated the Boston Marathon bombing....black people...you are SAFE!"
2013-04-18 06:19:20 PM  
4 votes:
ariseatex:
Suspect 1:  Black Hat
Suspect 2:  White Hat


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Too soon?
2013-04-18 06:13:58 PM  
4 votes:
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2013-04-18 06:00:36 PM  
4 votes:
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2013-04-18 05:55:53 PM  
4 votes:
Holy balls, it's the State!

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2013-04-18 05:54:55 PM  
4 votes:
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Jager bombs. I said JAGER BOMBS!
2013-04-18 05:47:01 PM  
4 votes:
Sandhonkies

2013-04-18 05:45:37 PM  
4 votes:
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2013-04-18 05:22:30 PM  
4 votes:
...Suspect 3 is hatless, repeat, hatless!
2013-04-18 05:18:16 PM  
4 votes:
They better hurry, I got a server patch in 26 minutes.
2013-04-19 12:04:38 AM  
3 votes:

jaytkay: mrshowrules: shower_in_my_socks: Wise_Guy: Sorry--picture too big:  http://pbs.twimg.com/media/BILxkW6CMAATztr.png:large


Shrunk the file size for you so it would post. The clearest image I've seen of Mr. White Hat yet.

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#3 on hat.  This guy is dead or in prison before sunrise.

I imagine the only problem now is there will be an astounding number of idiots calling the FBI with the results of their personal Internet "investigations".

I suppose they write down the names coming in, and see which show up repeatedly.


I've called them 10 times tonight suggesting that they enhance the picture with computer software like photoshop or something.  I do what I can.
2013-04-18 10:19:44 PM  
3 votes:
Some people in this thread seem to have a raging clue:

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2013-04-18 09:21:33 PM  
3 votes:
The first time someone drops a bomb in public while wearing a spray on tan, I have no idea how you guys are gonna handle it.
2013-04-18 08:40:38 PM  
3 votes:
CNN says they've arrested suspect #2. John King used his special zooming skills and Anderson Cooper took primary through the door. Wolf Blitzer did nothing, as usual.
2013-04-18 08:05:59 PM  
3 votes:
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2013-04-18 07:43:19 PM  
3 votes:
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2013-04-18 07:37:13 PM  
3 votes:

Woolwine: Send these guys after them

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this was making the rounds and no matter if you loved the flick or hated it (always seems to be a big polarizer) this is awesome:

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2013-04-18 07:29:41 PM  
3 votes:
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"I think they're Iranians."
2013-04-18 07:29:26 PM  
3 votes:
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2013-04-18 07:29:24 PM  
3 votes:

SmackLT: Actually, those were high-resolution shots. The two suspects appear to be Blurry Americans, but you don't see me calling for us to bomb Bluria, even if their lack of distinct features makes me feel uneasy.



I think Bigfoot is blurry, that's the problem. It's not the photographer's fault. Bigfoot is blurry, and that's extra scary to me. There's a large, out-of-focus monster roaming the countryside.  - Mitch Hedburg
2013-04-18 07:18:36 PM  
3 votes:
FBI released new hi-res pictures of the suspect in white baseball cap.

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2013-04-18 07:18:31 PM  
3 votes:
one of the few who are ruled out by the FBI's photos:

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2013-04-18 07:12:32 PM  
3 votes:

TheShavingofOccam123: JerseyTim: You can argue about their ethnicity all you want, but the real story here is yet another senseless act of violence undertaken by males. How long will we put up with men destroying our world?

You've never been to an annual clearance sale, have you?


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2013-04-18 06:42:07 PM  
3 votes:

badLogic: Have we decided who we are going to bomb yet?


Yeah, the Boston Marathon. Geez dude, you live under a rock or something?
2013-04-18 06:32:17 PM  
3 votes:
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2013-04-18 06:21:22 PM  
3 votes:
If this happened in California the cops would be shooting anyone wearing a cap.
2013-04-18 06:21:16 PM  
3 votes:
I DUB THEE:

THE BOSTON FRAT BOMBERS

2013-04-18 06:20:01 PM  
3 votes:
CNN is interviewing...MITT ROMNEY. Apparently, they've sunk to subterranean levels of irrelevance.
2013-04-18 06:14:40 PM  
3 votes:
Hearing Mitt Romney on CNN out of the blue is like an unsolicited finger shoved into my asshole.
2013-04-18 06:09:23 PM  
3 votes:

Sir Cumference the Flatulent: I_C_Weener: On phone. Can't see the pics. Was it red haired black Jews for Mohamed?

It was Frank Zappa.



Zappa was part French. He'd never use a pressure-cooker.
2013-04-18 06:04:52 PM  
3 votes:
Anyone seen the cast of Jersey Shore lately?
2013-04-18 06:02:29 PM  
3 votes:
You know who else wears their cap backwards...

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just sayin'
2013-04-18 05:55:50 PM  
3 votes:
If one does turn out to be white and the other brown, is it possible protesting the song "Accidental Racist" is the cause of the bombing?  I'm just asking questions.
2013-04-18 05:53:38 PM  
3 votes:

robsul82: Now I'm gonna be disappointed if White Hat Guy ISN'T on the cover of the Post tomorrow with BROSAMA BIN LADEN written over his head, hahaha.


A SECOND BROSEF HAS HIT THE TOWER
2013-04-18 05:52:22 PM  
3 votes:

LarryDan43: atomicmask: somedude210: atomicmask: somedude210: atomicmask: Black hair

Tan faces

middle eastern facial features

I don't think you're looking at the same pics. Black hat looks a little tan. white hat is a pasty white goofy college student.

He is not white goofy college student, he has a arab looking nose. Both are clearly semites of some sort. Both clearly middle eastern, light skinned, but middle eastern.

I'm sorry, but how does this guy look middle eastern? I think your prejudices are getting the best of you, my friend

Light tan face, longer/downward turned nose, angular jaw....IRANIAN

light tan face, angular down turned nose, angular jaw, IRANIAN

Backwards cap indicates romonian or durstian.


Both tribes are located in Douchebagistan.
2013-04-18 05:48:55 PM  
3 votes:
Not all Muslims are brown. And some come with feathers.

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2013-04-18 05:47:32 PM  
3 votes:
I found him...  He's in Minnesota
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2013-04-18 05:46:37 PM  
3 votes:
Time to start bro-filing people.
2013-04-18 05:45:48 PM  
3 votes:
For those wondering, Adrian Zmed has never been pictured with a backwards hat
2013-04-18 05:45:25 PM  
3 votes:
It's not news, it's Farcestry.com
2013-04-18 05:43:38 PM  
3 votes:
Suspect 2:
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Typical Iranian:
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IRANIAN!
2013-04-18 05:40:29 PM  
3 votes:
Hmmm, at least kinda white...so they're TWO lone wolves?

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2013-04-18 05:35:58 PM  
3 votes:
They are way too skinny to be Teatards.
2013-04-18 05:33:20 PM  
3 votes:
Remember the old days? When you needed some sort of relatively well known press credential to get into press conferences, and not just a blog about the illuminati?
2013-04-18 05:31:48 PM  
3 votes:
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Suspect #2.
2013-04-18 05:31:03 PM  
3 votes:

Popcorn Johnny: One dude is white, the other middle eastern.


one dude is blurry and one dude is fuzzy
2013-04-18 05:29:47 PM  
3 votes:

Phoenix_M: atomicmask: wow, look at that, arabs...who would have farking thought.

Look at the guy with the big crook nose... that's no "arabs" nose if you know what I'm saying....


*cough*Mossad*cough*
2013-04-18 05:28:00 PM  
3 votes:
Spaniards! I knew it!
2013-04-18 05:25:03 PM  
3 votes:
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2013-04-18 05:20:35 PM  
3 votes:
nekom

2 easels are set up

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2013-04-18 05:14:04 PM  
3 votes:

nekom: 2 easels are set up and a man said that video would be made available at fbi.gov shortly.  This sounds big.


They're going to play Pictionary?
2013-04-18 05:13:01 PM  
3 votes:
Repeat.
2013-04-19 12:35:11 AM  
2 votes:

What_Would_Jimi_Do: borg: What_Would_Jimi_Do: Mrbogey: What_Would_Jimi_Do: rachel maddow pretty much sat the law suit of the battery company in motion.

How'd she do that?

blaming hobbie shops for selling batteries that could be similar.

The Battery company is in the San Francisco Bay Area. The FBI and news media was all over them yesterday.  The spokes person was almost in tears talking to the media.

i agree the company shouldn't be focused on. but rachel maddow did focus on them.


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2013-04-19 12:07:49 AM  
2 votes:

jaytkay: mrshowrules: shower_in_my_socks: Wise_Guy: Sorry--picture too big:  http://pbs.twimg.com/media/BILxkW6CMAATztr.png:large


Shrunk the file size for you so it would post. The clearest image I've seen of Mr. White Hat yet.

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#3 on hat.  This guy is dead or in prison before sunrise.

I imagine the only problem now is there will be an astounding number of idiots calling the FBI with the results of their personal Internet "investigations".

I suppose they write down the names coming in, and see which show up repeatedly.


Sir, this Hugh Jazz character has gotta be our guy.
2013-04-18 10:57:50 PM  
2 votes:

CygnusDarius: Is this the thread where we're discussing whether the perpetrators are either communist islamofascists or ditactorial teatards, or is this the thread where people are wondering what is going on with the survivors and how are they gonna face life from now on, since many had to be amputated?.


No that's the Bieber thread
2013-04-18 10:31:25 PM  
2 votes:
Hold on. I think I found something.

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2013-04-18 09:41:35 PM  
2 votes:

Amos Quito: Who hates Boston? Who hates Catholics?  Who hates the Irish? Who hates St. Patrick? Who hates runners? Who hates beans? Who hates the Kennedys?
Who hates Mitt Romney? Who hates Red Sox?

WHO HATES PRESSURE COOKERS?


The same guy who hates cans.

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2013-04-18 09:28:02 PM  
2 votes:
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So ... can we all agree the only GOOD thing to come out of this will be impunity to beat hipsters to death as a matter of "National Security"?
2013-04-18 09:26:12 PM  
2 votes:

2wolves: Does anyone here have the faintest glimmer of how.long it takes to.be an "adequate" photo interpretator?


You're in as soon as you know how to spell it.
2013-04-18 09:20:59 PM  
2 votes:

Warthog: [i.imgur.com image 500x350]


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They seem to have gone out of their way to dress and look like Americans.  These 'Land's End' purchases should be identified and purchases of similar clothes be searched for.
2013-04-18 09:14:55 PM  
2 votes:
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ENHANCE!

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I KNEW IT!
2013-04-18 09:02:48 PM  
2 votes:
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I mean, he's practically smiling as he's walking away.
2013-04-18 08:27:48 PM  
2 votes:

godsend12: Too big I guess

http://www.flickr.com/photos/hahatango/8653970482/sizes/o/in/set-721 57 633252445135/


Thanks to that picture and this terrible event, I now realize why an entire generation raised on Where's Waldo feels comfortable living in an age of postmodern security theater. It's just coming naturally. Woe to the evildoer who leaves a scroll, a small dog, or a stack of books in a crowd.
2013-04-18 08:08:39 PM  
2 votes:
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2013-04-18 07:44:21 PM  
2 votes:

mekki: My wild, probably will never happen in a million years but I am going to say it anyway guess? Two white guys who were inspired by The Following. They're trying to start a cult, in this case a True Patriot, anti-government cult. And half the fun for them is seeing everyone trying to figure out who they are. Especially the foreign terrorists who are as confused as everyone one else.


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The Leader.

Holy Fark, what a movie that would make.

/co-producers, bud! Kevin Bacon playing the Kevin bacon part.
2013-04-18 07:30:20 PM  
2 votes:
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2013-04-18 07:28:00 PM  
2 votes:
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Be in the lookout for a man with a backward-hat tan.
2013-04-18 07:26:37 PM  
2 votes:

timujin: Popcorn Johnny: [i48.tinypic.com image 432x288]
Yeah, go ahead and try claiming he's white. Dude even has the weird little Islamic beard thing going on.

Like this one?
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Or this one
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2013-04-18 07:26:20 PM  
2 votes:

nrdgrl: one of the few who are ruled out by the FBI's photos:


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Because he left his friend behind?
2013-04-18 07:25:47 PM  
2 votes:
Actually, those were high-resolution shots. The two suspects appear to be Blurry Americans, but you don't see me calling for us to bomb Bluria, even if their lack of distinct features makes me feel uneasy.
2013-04-18 07:19:56 PM  
2 votes:

Popcorn Johnny: [i48.tinypic.com image 432x288]
Yeah, go ahead and try claiming he's white. Dude even has the weird little Islamic beard thing going on.


Another known Islamic beard wearing terrorist (not just douchey looking frat guy):
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2013-04-18 07:11:11 PM  
2 votes:
These douches are so getting hit with a gredunza...preferably moss covered.
2013-04-18 07:08:12 PM  
2 votes:
Let's get this out of the way:

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Terrorist
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Terror cell
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Deserves to be shot, anyway.
2013-04-18 07:06:08 PM  
2 votes:

jso2897: You people are all so preoccupied with whomever you WANT these guys to be, you don't care who they actually ARE - or even whether they did it.


I read this in Jeff Goldblum's voice.
2013-04-18 07:04:52 PM  
2 votes:
Infowars kooks about to get beatdown by BPD on CNN.
2013-04-18 07:04:45 PM  
2 votes:

CheetahOlivetti: Those are sexually frustrated Sigma Nu guys.


It's time to punt domestic terrorism in the coont!
2013-04-18 06:50:49 PM  
2 votes:
I just read this entire thread and I still don't know who did it.
Mods, please delete all posts above mine.

/thanks
2013-04-18 06:44:19 PM  
2 votes:

badLogic: Have we decided who we are going to bomb yet?


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2013-04-18 06:38:26 PM  
2 votes:
I've run this through the spacial tachyon photo analyzer and without a doubt this is suspect #2.
Clearly an Iranian.


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2013-04-18 06:35:36 PM  
2 votes:

AliasSally: After seeing the video/pics a few times something kinda sticks out to me. Their shoes don't fit their outfits. They kinda look like dress shoes.


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SOMEONE TELL THE FBI THEY'RE IN ZIHUATANEJO, MEXICO!
2013-04-18 06:35:16 PM  
2 votes:
Dear Bad Guys,

  The US Government spent billions, if not trillions of dollars, mountains of military equipment, and millions of man-hours to get Osama Bin Laden.  Now you are in their crosshairs.  They are not going to stop, ever, even if they have to turn the world upside-down to get you.  You are completely and royally screwed.

  Turn yourselves in and save us taxpayers a wad of cash.  Okthxbye.

  GilRuiz1
2013-04-18 06:29:38 PM  
2 votes:

Shostie: I DUB THEE:

THE BOSTON FRAT BOMBERS


Beware Greeks bearing gifts.
2013-04-18 06:25:40 PM  
2 votes:

The_Sponge: Uranus Is Huge!: Last seen leaving the set of The League

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Hey!  Remember the Vegas episode where he said "BCHEEEWWW!!!! Rafi Bomb!"

Case closed.


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Just put the hats on their heads.

This is CLEARLY from a plotting session prior to the Marathon.
2013-04-18 06:24:46 PM  
2 votes:

Weaver95: Satanic_Hamster: Weaver95: 'she'?

Weaver is a chicks name.  Duh.

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2013-04-18 06:24:20 PM  
2 votes:
Suspect #2

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2013-04-18 06:17:28 PM  
2 votes:
Al Qaeda has crossed the line dressing their bombers like douchebags.
2013-04-18 06:13:41 PM  
2 votes:
I have to say, I like the idea of crowdsourcing our witch hunts.
2013-04-18 06:11:26 PM  
2 votes:
It's the Lakers Bros.

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2013-04-18 06:08:57 PM  
2 votes:
The guy with the backwards hat looks like every frat douchebag I went to college with.
2013-04-18 06:04:56 PM  
2 votes:
Are they middle eastern, or are they just over-tanned jersey trash?

Has the FBI located snooki?
2013-04-18 06:03:12 PM  
2 votes:
20 bucks says they are redditors.
2013-04-18 06:00:03 PM  
2 votes:

OtherLittleGuy: luxup: FARKERS.

When you guess about their ethnic background please have the decency to state what yours is please.

I am a white looking hispanic.  Not sure what they are yet.

You sound Belgian.


Never!  I don't waffle.
2013-04-18 05:59:27 PM  
2 votes:
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2013-04-18 05:57:56 PM  
2 votes:
I'm pretty sure committing acts of terror is against the Bro Code.
2013-04-18 05:56:47 PM  
2 votes:

kwame: atomicmask: he has a arab looking nose

atomicmask: he has a arab looking nose

atomicmask: he has a arab looking nose


Idiot.


I'm amused he keeps saying they're obviously Iranian because they look like Arabs
2013-04-18 05:54:44 PM  
2 votes:
Good? What do we have here? So far we've eliminated Jimmy Mullins and Bob Hope.

/obscure
2013-04-18 05:53:30 PM  
2 votes:
I'm hoping they'll turn out to be furries so I can feel vindicated about my anti-furry hate.  They don't look comfortable in those clothes, which leads me to suspect that they might feel more inclined to wear fur suits.  You just know those weirdos are going to come after us norms any day now.
2013-04-18 05:53:07 PM  
2 votes:

Kanemano: Popcorn Johnny: One dude is white, the other middle eastern.

one dude is blurry and one dude is fuzzy


To you, it's blurry, and could be a white guy and a brown guy. That's because you're not a journalist.

To CNN, it's "FBI PANDEMONIUM - POSSIBLE TAMIL TIGER MIGHT HAVE ESTABLISHED RELATIONSHIPS WITH IRISH REPUBLICAN ARMY OPERATIVE".

Quick, to the presses!
2013-04-18 05:49:37 PM  
2 votes:
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Part 2?  For the lulz?  Because stuff sucks?
2013-04-18 05:48:56 PM  
2 votes:
The white, backwards cap is a rage multiplier.
2013-04-18 05:48:13 PM  
2 votes:
WBZ: "To think that you can come into an event like the Boston Marathon, set down a bomb and walk away without cameras catching you...you'd have to be a complete moron."

I love this station.
2013-04-18 05:47:28 PM  
2 votes:
They both are Israeli Mossad agents. That was too easy.
It is the U.S.S Liberty all over again.
2013-04-18 05:47:25 PM  
2 votes:
Well they don't seem to be fat.  So that rules out quite a percentage of Americans right of to bat.
2013-04-18 05:44:45 PM  
2 votes:

robsul82: White hat's gonna be cleared as some random fratbro doofus from BC who lost his bag in a bong resin haze.  Book it, done.


That's pretty racist, as if every guy in his 20s from Vancouver is a pothea-

Oh.
2013-04-18 05:44:11 PM  
2 votes:

deeproy: cameroncrazy1984: atomicmask: Light tan face, longer/downward turned nose, angular jaw....IRANIAN

Or, you know, greek, bulgarian, italian.

Spanish, British, South American...


Teeth are too straight to be British
2013-04-18 05:42:41 PM  
2 votes:

atomicmask: light tan face, angular down turned nose, angular jaw, IRANIAN


damnit john, just accept that we didn't want you to be the president and move on already!
2013-04-18 05:42:29 PM  
2 votes:
Atomicmask, you'd make the Race and Settlement Office proud.

If these guys turn out to be right wingers, remember: they're lone wolves who in no way represent right wing beliefs.

If they turn out to be Muslim, remember: they're archetypical representatives of Islam.
2013-04-18 05:41:56 PM  
2 votes:

JerseyTim: Surveillance video on FBI YouTube account.


That's a strange thing to read.
2013-04-18 05:41:10 PM  
2 votes:
According to fox, the same middle eastern terrorists that paid off timothy mcveigh hired this guy too.
2013-04-18 05:41:05 PM  
2 votes:
FARKERS.

When you guess about their ethnic background please have the decency to state what yours is please.

I am a white looking hispanic.  Not sure what they are yet.
2013-04-18 05:40:55 PM  
2 votes:

ScaryBottles: Have you ever actually seen an individual from the middle east?


... have you ever seen an individual from the Middle-East? Because from North Africa to Pakistan (greater ME) there is so much difference it's not even funny, from pretty much Seal to pretty much Seal's teeth
2013-04-18 05:40:50 PM  
2 votes:
Great.  We're now in a War On Douchebags.

Actually, imokwiththis.jpg


/why do I have a bad feeling this could just be another Klebold/Harris thing??
2013-04-18 05:39:58 PM  
2 votes:

theorellior: WhiteHat looks like the lead actor on NUMB3RS.


He looks like Chainsaw from Summer School. HOLY SHIAT IS ANYONE PROTECTING MARK HARMON RIGHT NOW?
2013-04-18 05:38:18 PM  
2 votes:
They look like your typical frat boys to me.
2013-04-18 05:37:33 PM  
2 votes:
What has Vegas set the odds for 'Mossad agents setting a false flag'?

/ducks
2013-04-18 05:37:21 PM  
2 votes:
Hey, let's keep spamming the thread with the same pictures over and over. That would be a not-retarded thing to do.
2013-04-18 05:34:07 PM  
2 votes:
Alex Jones's mother and father ought to be ashamed of themselves.
2013-04-18 05:32:28 PM  
2 votes:
Are the suspects brown?  This is important to most people.
2013-04-18 05:30:12 PM  
2 votes:

atomicmask: somedude210: atomicmask: Black hair

Tan faces

middle eastern facial features

I don't think you're looking at the same pics. Black hat looks a little tan. white hat is a pasty white goofy college student.

He is not white goofy college student, he has a arab looking nose. Both are clearly semites of some sort. Both clearly middle eastern, light skinned, but middle eastern.


SWARTHY MEN! Attention all units, suspect is... SWARTHY!
2013-04-18 05:28:14 PM  
2 votes:

ariseatex: Suspect 1:  Black Hat
Suspect 2:  White Hat


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Damn you Antonio Prohias!
2013-04-18 05:27:12 PM  
2 votes:

HaywoodJablonski: WHY ARE YOU PROTECTING YELLOW BALLOON LADY?!


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2013-04-18 05:26:06 PM  
2 votes:

cameroncrazy1984: atomicmask: Tan faces

middle eastern facial features

wat


You must not have the same projection software he does.
2013-04-18 05:26:02 PM  
2 votes:
WHY ARE YOU PROTECTING YELLOW BALLOON LADY?!
2013-04-18 05:25:57 PM  
2 votes:

Bf+: Enhance!


Dammit, Chloe! I need an enhancement!
2013-04-18 05:24:32 PM  
2 votes:

somedude210: atomicmask: wow, look at that, arabs...who would have farking thought.

...they're not


Black hair

Tan faces

middle eastern facial features


NAH THEY WHITE YALL, DONT JUMP TO CONCLUSIONS.
2013-04-18 05:24:05 PM  
2 votes:
ManBearPig?
Bf+
2013-04-18 05:23:01 PM  
2 votes:
Enhance!
2013-04-18 05:22:50 PM  
2 votes:
suspects are hatted--repeat--hatted
Bf+
2013-04-18 05:14:47 PM  
2 votes:

what_now: NY Post: FBI arrests Wolf Blitzer


NY Post Follow-up:  GET HIM!!!
2013-04-19 12:49:39 AM  
1 vote:

Radioactive Ass: MustangFive: OK, that's like blaming Rawlings for my car's windshield getting smashed by a baseball the other day.

/Any of you Fark Lawyer types wanna make a buck off the sporting goods industry?

Some truthers claimed that Boeing helped to install remote control gear on the planes (in conjunction with NWO government agents of course which is why the Boeing people never talked) and that they took control of the planes and crashed them into the towers. I wish I was making this shiat up.


Truthers, Birthers, JFK conspiracists, Paul Kevin Curtis (Ricin/body parts harvesting conspiracy dude), Alex Jones...

Can't swing a dead cat without hitting one of 'em.

/not to mention sportos, motorheads, geeks, sluts, bloods, wasteoids, dweebies, dickheads...
2013-04-19 12:44:20 AM  
1 vote:

Radioactive Ass: Frederick: As a matter of culpability or in regards to investigation?

What exactly is there to investigate? They make a product sold all over the country to "Kids" of all ages. They don't exactly require a background check to buy a battery or a RC Car do they?


When you outlaw batteries, only the outlaws will have working vibrators.
2013-04-19 12:41:32 AM  
1 vote:

sseye: Tats is still an ass.


It's so easy to recognize the anti-Semites on Fark.
2013-04-19 12:12:48 AM  
1 vote:
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OMG ARAB



/I call that the Louisiana stink-eye
2013-04-19 12:03:43 AM  
1 vote:

jaytkay: luxup: I am a liberal New Yorker and even I would be calling for Obama's head if that happened. But you, true American that you believe you are think we would do nothing.

I said we're not going to invade another country based on the acts of two bombers.

And you pretend I said Obama should do "nothing" if another country attacks the US.

You're dishonest and disingenuous.


No no my friend.  Read the thread.  This started with someone saying why they would rather this be a homegrown variety of nut.  Their argument in a nutshell was that we find credible evidence against another country and would invade.

You are the one who kept saying that was fantasy (or something like that) and insulting those who thought otherwise.  You can't just change your argument or keep it vague enough so you can back out, turn around and call someone a dummy face for positing a plausible counter argument.

This one is for you...

http://youtu.be/kQFKtI6gn9Y
2013-04-18 11:57:27 PM  
1 vote:

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Hmm, after looking at the higher-res photos, I'm not so sure that suspect # 2 is Arab. That's clearly a hat, and not a towel, on his head.


He's also not riding a camel, humping a camel, or otherwise doing something with a camel.
2013-04-18 11:55:43 PM  
1 vote:
Hmm, after looking at the higher-res photos, I'm not so sure that suspect # 2 is Arab. That's clearly a hat, and not a towel, on his head.
2013-04-18 11:43:14 PM  
1 vote:

mrshowrules: CNN saying no FBI on site.


...Which means the FBI are on site.
2013-04-18 11:36:15 PM  
1 vote:

muck4doo: sparty: farkingismybusiness: The eight year old who was killed is circled in blue.
[i.imgur.com image 661x960]
Reddit seems to think the girl next to him, not his sister who lost her leg, is the girl in this photo.
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She must have left just before it exploded.

That is CERTAINLY the kid who died. Check out his dad and sister in that photo to his right (our left) vs. this older family photo:
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The prick saw kids standing there yet still left the bag with a smiling face on himself.


for a true psychopath, none of that would matter
2013-04-18 10:40:32 PM  
1 vote:
Well the side profile pic of white backwards hat has such a huge hooked nose he is obviously a semite. Since Im not aware of Jews bombing us hes a Muslim
2013-04-18 10:17:04 PM  
1 vote:

Altitude5280: You can see white cap guy in this photo moments after the bomb detonates.


OMG WHERE DID YOU FIND THAT PICTURE!??!?! QUICK GET IT TO THE AUTHORITIES!!!

/seriously just scroll through the farking thread one time and see if the picture you just saw on reddit or twitter has been posted 800 times

Did anyone post this yet?

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2013-04-18 09:59:39 PM  
1 vote:
I'm not saying it's them but they do bear a striking resemblance to Patrick Ewing and Peter Dinklage in the photo.
2013-04-18 09:32:08 PM  
1 vote:
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2013-04-18 09:29:23 PM  
1 vote:

Purdue_Pete: [sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net image 540x960]

I say "no". but people are blowing up about it on twitter. What do you guys think?



Right now?  Or do you mean the two thousand posts above where we've been chatting about it for the last five goddam hours?
2013-04-18 09:28:33 PM  
1 vote:

WinoRhino: farkplug: Solve your own Boston Marathon bombing case. Really, why should I care. Have fun!

The FBI just released an announcement, everyone. Turns out Farkplug is their  bestprofiler down at Langley and we've pissed him off. He refuses to work on the case until Fark apologizes. They're dead in the water now and have no leads. Now everyone kiss his ass and suck his dick or he won't solve this crime. Oh-- and no spitting.


I have anecdote about saving a lamb as child.  Could I tell him that as sort of a quid pro quo as it were?  Would that appease him?
2013-04-18 09:17:13 PM  
1 vote:
Got the sons-a- biatches...cleaned up one of the images a bit.  You can clearly see the yellow balloons in the background.

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2013-04-18 09:15:52 PM  
1 vote:

Born to Die: <b><a href="http://www.fark.com/comments/7706940/83701211#c83701211" target="_blank">Theory Of Null</a>:</b> <i>I think white hat looks like that one nerdy not well known actor. fark can't think of his name.</i>

Eric Balfour? Adrian Brody?


,  Looks more like David Krumholtz + DJ Qualls = ?
2013-04-18 09:07:47 PM  
1 vote:
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2013-04-18 09:03:19 PM  
1 vote:
farkplug: Fark all of you who are suggesting I would lie about guessing the profiles of the DC snipers in a farking fark thread. Why would I falsely make that claim? Why now? And I'm not sure if it was luck, semi-civilized person who maybe should not be included in the "fark you" group--I sort of think it was a combo of luck and smarts. I will just say one thing about it: everything I was able to correctly surmise about the perps was based on what I heard on the news about the victims. And that's all you're going to get.

I mean if you'd asked nicely or in a civil way, that's one thing, but you're basically calling me something between a liar (26 minutes to the gym, CSB, put up or shut up) and an idiot, then fark you. Solve your own Boston Marathon bombing case. Really, why should I care. Have fun!


booo hooo!

"i got busted being an AW. booo hoooo"


go watch some more tee vee with your friends from the special snowflake place.


no one is "basically" calling you a liar....
2013-04-18 09:00:07 PM  
1 vote:
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it was this guy....

2013-04-18 08:54:21 PM  
1 vote:

fisker: [i.imgur.com image 600x977]

got him


Looks like Jake Gyllenhal.
2013-04-18 08:51:05 PM  
1 vote:
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got him
2013-04-18 08:41:27 PM  
1 vote:
Re: "missing brown kid":

"Sunil Tripathi was last seen wearing a pair of blue jeans, a black Eastern Mountain Sports ski jacket..."

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2013-04-18 08:29:59 PM  
1 vote:
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Solved, White Hat Guy!
2013-04-18 08:24:34 PM  
1 vote:

thismomentinblackhistory: There is some speculation on the Interwebs that the guy in the white hat might be this young man who disappeared without his wallet or cell phone a month ago.


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This guy? No way somebody with that shirt would consider militant activism. Ignore the sportswear, too. That would simply be a red herring.
2013-04-18 08:23:26 PM  
1 vote:

Huck And Molly Ziegler: My new theory is that this was a rehearsal for something worse. They wanted to test logistics, materials, etc.
The question is, were the ones who did it in Boston the same ones who are intending to do "something worse"? Or will they just feed the data to a larger group?

(My previous theory was that the culprit was a junior-level Al-Qaeda operative and this would have been his sole mission.)


Not that I'm going to click on the Inspire link but from what I understand a recent issue of Al Qaeda's Inspire magazine preached this apparent type of attack. Inspire encouraged people not to enlist in AQ, but stay local, learn from the magazine, and do things without coordination from anyone in AQ.

So It may be that Inspire has been successful in encouraging small groups to teach themselves and act independently.
2013-04-18 08:22:37 PM  
1 vote:

vygramul: Apparently, there isn't a raised seal on ANY of these photos, so I call into question the existence of the Boston Marathon. I think this happened in Kenya.


Don't be ridiculous. If it were in Kenya, Obama would have been spotted in one of those pictures. You he can't resist wasting tax payer money and flying to Kenya to mug it up when ever there is a big event there. The ego on that guy.
2013-04-18 08:12:02 PM  
1 vote:
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2013-04-18 08:11:03 PM  
1 vote:
White hat looks like an Israeli
The other guy looks like Jersey shore or a jock but still a turd

/Oh wait a second. All them peoples from the Middle East look alike in facial features, so the bombing of Israel shall wait a few more minutes.

//Right wing amateurs.
///Thought there may be two of them.
////If the undercovers had been paying a bit more attention it should of been easy to see the drops and slides, unless they only left themselves 15 seconds to get out of the way.
2013-04-18 08:09:48 PM  
1 vote:

farkplug: forever_blowing_bubbles: farkplug

Well you certainly live up to your fark handle!

As do you, bubbles!

PS - For what it's worth, I correctly predicted the "profile" of the DC Snipers within five minutes of hearing about them and before anyone did any profiling. So time may prove me right again, bubbles!


Reflexively yelling "IT WAS BROWN PEOPLE" != FBI Profiling
2013-04-18 08:02:14 PM  
1 vote:
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Stay classy New York Post.
2013-04-18 07:57:38 PM  
1 vote:

Mohammad I'm Hard Bruce Lee: Seems like these two white guys wanted to start a ..ahem... race war.


YEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
2013-04-18 07:55:33 PM  
1 vote:

farkplug: For what it's worth, I correctly predicted the "profile" of the DC Snipers within five minutes of hearing about them and before anyone did any profiling.


And then you made it to the gym in 26 minutes.
2013-04-18 07:54:04 PM  
1 vote:
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So who's seen Phelps and Weiner?
2013-04-18 07:53:39 PM  
1 vote:

Rhypskallion: These pictures are bad enough that there will be many false reports, and possibly violence against lookalikes.


True.   The FBI just arrested an Elvis impersonator.  They are out of control!!!
2013-04-18 07:53:13 PM  
1 vote:
he has some kind of limp. it's keyser soze
2013-04-18 07:52:38 PM  
1 vote:
Actually, they look like angry ex-GOP Libertarians who side with the Democrats on everything now, and hate Christians.
2013-04-18 07:52:02 PM  
1 vote:

Popcorn Johnny: vabeard: RaiderFanMikeP: so who won the race?

A guy in my office said this morning; "You know who's really pissed?  The winner of the race."

Think of all the people who were running their first marathon and close to finishing when all this went down. I can just see somebody crossing the finish line and going nuts trying to get officials to record their finish.


Hell, in the news coverage yesterday people were talking about how after the bombs went off, the race was instantly cancelled/called off.  There were people within sight of the finish line who describe people running back at them (away from the chaos near the bomb site) and obviously realizing something had happened and there WAS no more official line to cross.

Obviously they're not the main victims of the day by any means but that's GOTTA suck, y'know? Particularly people for whom it was their one and only big shot at it, first race, wow, finally finished... well no not really!

serialsuicidebomber: Those are the two whitest North Koreans I've ever seen.  Kim Jong II is playing hardball!


There's a 100% white blond blue-eyed North Korean college kid who was interviewed for some TV program I saw ages ago, he's the kid of one of the US defectors (Dresnok) and a Romanian woman who also lives in NK (disputed if she defected or was kidnapped). He has a brother from the same parents too, so there's two of 'em.

Not relevant to this story AT ALL but just kinda interesting.

Popcorn Johnny: Think of all the people who were running their first marathon and close to finishing when all this went down. I can just see somebody crossing the finish line and going nuts trying to get officials to record their finish.


Exactly.
2013-04-18 07:51:42 PM  
1 vote:

Popcorn Johnny: Can't ait till they're caught and it's announced that they're from some middle eastern shiat hole. Gonna be a lot of crow up in this biatch.


Dude you've nailed it! You have looked at two horribly bad pictures but using your powerful Mentalist-esque powers, have deducted that the two guys are middle-eastern terrorists. I mean, that's a HUGE leap; I was expecting gay, black Jehovah's witnesses or brony midgets. fark bro, we need a CSI Kansas City starring YOU!

// I have no idea (nor care) what color these guys are or what their reason is. Find them, catch them, try them, kill them.
2013-04-18 07:51:20 PM  
1 vote:
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Obviously the culprit is Steve Rhoades.
2013-04-18 07:50:00 PM  
1 vote:
It's cute to see everyone hanging on every word of the Mass Media as if it were 100% fact and talking about the scruffy looking 'patsies'.. and not talking about the Military guys there wearing similar clothing and back packs.

Can anyone tell me who these guys are.. and why they are not being reported on?

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At least some of the comments were amusing. Paul Ryan.. hah.
2013-04-18 07:49:15 PM  
1 vote:

farkplug: Also, someone earlier mentioned that they must be middle aged because they carry their backpacks on one shoulder


wat.jpg
2013-04-18 07:46:57 PM  
1 vote:

netweavr: [i.imgur.com image 850x637]


Enhance enhance!
2013-04-18 07:46:40 PM  
1 vote:
Have we ever considered these guys aren't political terrorists, but just really hate organized running events?
Maybe they didn't make the cut for the track team in high school ...
2013-04-18 07:38:45 PM  
1 vote:

Popcorn Johnny: forever_blowing_bubbles: Another known Islamic beard wearing terrorist (not just douchey looking frat guy):

You realize his mother is middle eastern, right?


Ha, are you president of his fan club? How would anyone know what ethnicity Milo from 24's mom is.  I had to look it up to verify because I was so shocked anyone would know it. Imdb says "Balfour was born in Los Angeles, California, the son of Sharon, who works as a marriage and family counselor, and David Balfour, a chiropractor. He has a younger sister, Tori. He has Russia, French, and Native American ancestry." Wiki says he's Jewish so maybe you meant middle eastern from 1000 years back. His mom's name is Sharon Salter. SO PLEASE TELL ME WHAT THE HELL YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT YOU farkING FREAK ARE YOU LYING OR ARE YOU JUST A STALKER OF MILO FROM 24
2013-04-18 07:35:34 PM  
1 vote:

mekki: My wild, probably will never happen in a million years but I am going to say it anyway guess? Two white guys who were inspired by The Following. They're trying to start a cult, in this case a True Patriot, anti-government cult. And half the fun for them is seeing everyone trying to figure out who they are. Especially the foreign terrorists who are as confused as everyone one else.


There's one problem with your theory: the only thing The Following ever inspired was for people to change the channel.
2013-04-18 07:33:32 PM  
1 vote:

Therion: nrdgrl: one of the few who are ruled out by the FBI's photos:

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Because he left his friend behind?


no because he's all about safety...

/s a f e t y
2013-04-18 07:33:05 PM  
1 vote:
I don't know why people are saying these photos aren't helpful. I know I certainly haven't seen too many people who were that blurry in real life. If I was walking down a street and I saw a guy whose face had a resolution that low, I'd call up the cops straight away.
2013-04-18 07:31:27 PM  
1 vote:
My wild, probably will never happen in a million years but I am going to say it anyway guess? Two white guys who were inspired by The Following. They're trying to start a cult, in this case a True Patriot, anti-government cult. And half the fun for them is seeing everyone trying to figure out who they are. Especially the foreign terrorists who are as confused as everyone one else.
2013-04-18 07:30:05 PM  
1 vote:
What I notice is that they are both wearing the backpacks over their right shoulder.
What I had noticed before this is that people who wear a backpack on one shoulder tend to be my age (40's) and younger people wear them on both shoulders as intended by the manufacturers.

So I am going to say these are middle-aged people.
2013-04-18 07:29:30 PM  
1 vote:
"I think Bigfoot is blurry, that's the problem. It's not the photographer's fault. Bigfoot is blurry, and that's extra scary to me. There's a large, out-of-focus monster roaming the countryside. Run, he's fuzzy, get out of here."

-- RIP, Mitch Hedberg
2013-04-18 07:28:41 PM  
1 vote:

Therion: nrdgrl: one of the few who are ruled out by the FBI's photos:

[www.vh1.com image 320x240]

Because he left his friend behind?


that. and because he is a man without hats.
2013-04-18 07:24:44 PM  
1 vote:

Slackfumasta: Typical Iranian:
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That's Brazilian actor  Rodrigo Santoro.

THERE WERE BRAZILIANS OF THEM!!!
2013-04-18 07:22:54 PM  
1 vote:
Golf hats? Definitely middle eastern.
2013-04-18 07:22:24 PM  
1 vote:

Popcorn Johnny: [i48.tinypic.com image 432x288]
Yeah, go ahead and try claiming he's white. Dude even has the weird little Islamic beard thing going on.


Like this one?
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2013-04-18 07:21:53 PM  
1 vote:
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/inevitable
2013-04-18 07:19:30 PM  
1 vote:

Purdue_Pete: [ENHANCE image 766x430]


Like this?
2013-04-18 07:17:33 PM  
1 vote:

Bontesla: Uhm. What did I miss?


Tony Romo and some Muslin dude.
2013-04-18 07:15:45 PM  
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RaiderFanMikeP: so who won the race?


A guy in my office said this morning; "You know who's really pissed?  The winner of the race."
2013-04-18 07:11:11 PM