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2013-04-18 05:24:57 PM  
31 votes:

ariseatex: Suspect 1:  Black Hat
Suspect 2:  White Hat


superradnow.files.wordpress.com
2013-04-18 05:46:14 PM  
21 votes:

Epiphany: Damn't, I keep looking at these photos but I can't understand what is happening. Can someone please draw a circle around the backpacks and arrows pointing at the circles?


i.imgur.com
2013-04-18 05:16:34 PM  
20 votes:
Ok, suspect coming out
2013-04-18 05:12:53 PM  
19 votes:
CNN is confirming this you guys
2013-04-18 05:51:56 PM  
17 votes:
i.imgur.com
2013-04-18 06:03:59 PM  
16 votes:

nekom: timujin: Apparently the FBI is calling them "two white men in their 20's"

If that's true, I see that as good news, from a law enforcement perspective. That would mean they are PROBABLY American and thus PROBABLY went home, where they are likely shiatting their pants about now. This could be over by tomorrow morning if that is indeed the case. If it's Muslim related, then it's a crap shoot of either being home grown or a pair that are already in Yemen sipping their... .whatever the hell people in Yemen drink.


I believe it's called 'yemenade'.
2013-04-18 05:38:48 PM  
16 votes:

stevenboof: They are way too skinny to be Teatards.


I have never accepted the speculation that a Tea Party member planted the bombs, as the crowd density would not have allowed maneuvering of a mobility scooter.
2013-04-18 05:53:06 PM  
15 votes:
dl.dropboxusercontent.com
2013-04-18 05:20:38 PM  
15 votes:

HaywoodJablonski: Oh God, please let it be a brown muslin


superspec.com
2013-04-18 05:13:33 PM  
15 votes:
NY Post: FBI arrests Wolf Blitzer
2013-04-18 05:38:47 PM  
14 votes:
If W was still president, based on those pictures we'd be making plans to invade Norway right about now.
2013-04-18 06:06:44 PM  
12 votes:

kumanoki: So it's Paul Ryan?


i88.photobucket.com
2013-04-18 08:16:33 PM  
9 votes:

KarmicDisaster: Tommy Moo: [i.imgur.com image 850x637]

On the left, by the fire alarm.

There is no EXIF info on that shot, so it is not the original shot. It would be nice to have the original to work with.


1.bp.blogspot.com
2013-04-18 06:28:39 PM  
9 votes:
i.imgur.com
2013-04-18 06:16:22 PM  
9 votes:
i735.photobucket.com
3.bp.blogspot.com
Should've stuck to wearing dresses, Max.
2013-04-18 08:02:04 PM  
8 votes:
i.imgur.com
2013-04-18 05:44:28 PM  
8 votes:

Free @nypost headline for tomorrow: BROSAMA BIN LADEN?

- Benjy Sarlin (@BenjySarlin) April 18, 2013
2013-04-18 05:22:24 PM  
8 votes:
"I hope the bomber suspect is made of green screen so we can all project our most feared skin color onto him."
2013-04-18 05:21:15 PM  
8 votes:

ottosmom: [wfxt.images.worldnow.com image 640x360]


So it's Paul Ryan?

img.washingtonpost.com
2013-04-18 05:15:03 PM  
8 votes:
They're going to announce that after going over thousands and thousands of photos, they finally found Waldo.
2013-04-18 09:38:09 PM  
7 votes:
OK guys I think I've solved this thing.

i.i.com.com

What we know:

Suspects know each other.
One is dark-skinned with facial hair, sort of stocky, bad taste in clothes.
Second is a little fratty, long pointy chin, disrespectful of authority.

Its a grainy black and white but I think these are the guys.

hollywoodandwall.com

The crazy part is, the man in the black hat wasn't even supposed to be there that day.
2013-04-18 06:33:02 PM  
7 votes:
25.media.tumblr.com
2013-04-18 05:42:19 PM  
7 votes:
what's the douchebag equivalent of a mosque? a bennigans? well, they'd better not build one near boston ground zero!
2013-04-18 05:16:43 PM  
7 votes:

A Midsummer Night's Toker: CNN is confirming this you guys


Ah shiat. I hoped it was real.
2013-04-18 07:41:43 PM  
6 votes:
Seems like these two white guys wanted to start a ..ahem... race war.
2013-04-18 07:02:59 PM  
6 votes:
Those are sexually frustrated Sigma Nu guys.
2013-04-18 05:57:39 PM  
6 votes:

SN1987a goes boom: They look Israeli.


Do you see gold chains? Do you see chest hair? Do you see lots of hair product used? Is he trying to sell you a radio saying 'Trus me, it's very very good, you really want it cahme on! buy it, you really should, I'll give you a better price!' really quickly? Is he wearing a tracksuit?

No, then shut the fark up.
2013-04-18 05:45:52 PM  
6 votes:

ScaryBottles: Have you ever actually seen an individual from the middle east?


www.almanachdegotha.org
2013-04-18 05:40:35 PM  
6 votes:
I've looked at the pictures pretty close now.  One thing is clear.  These are two people who have never been in my kitchen.  Other than that, not sure.
2013-04-18 05:28:55 PM  
6 votes:
www.movpins.com
2013-04-18 05:18:06 PM  
6 votes:

Epiphany: Oh god, I hope that the FBI pictures have red arrows and circles on them.


Paragraph on the back?
2013-04-18 06:35:26 PM  
5 votes:

I_C_Weener: Shostie: I DUB THEE:

THE BOSTON FRAT BOMBERS

Beware Greeks bearing gifts.


diy.despair.com

/Q&D
2013-04-18 06:12:04 PM  
5 votes:
24.media.tumblr.com
this entire farking thread.
jesus christ guys, i just skimmed it and wtf?  everyone is so farking amped to point fingers to justify their own preconceived notions.  I BELIEVE THE PURPLE PEOPLE EATERS DID IT, OBVIOUS FROM THE PHOTOS AND I HAVE SEEN A FEW PEOPLE IN HATS IN MY DAY.
2013-04-18 05:58:30 PM  
5 votes:
Hmmmm.... they are indeed perfect strangers.

drunkbrad.com
2013-04-18 05:56:12 PM  
5 votes:
i1212.photobucket.com

I think I found him!

cdn01.cdn.justjaredjr.com
2013-04-18 05:50:18 PM  
5 votes:

If Reddit and the New York Post couldn't identify the bombers, what makes us think the FBI picked out the right guys?

- Binyamin Appelbaum (@BCAppelbaum) April 18, 2013
2013-04-18 05:39:52 PM  
5 votes:
WAIT.4Chan was... WRONG?!/*faints*
2013-04-18 05:37:23 PM  
5 votes:
You know who else looks like these suspects?

upload.wikimedia.org
2013-04-18 05:36:45 PM  
5 votes:
wfxt.images.worldnow.com

i.eprci.net
2013-04-18 05:28:31 PM  
5 votes:
Tats was rubbing one out before this started. He probably went limp when he saw the pictures.

/ HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
2013-04-18 05:17:04 PM  
5 votes:
Oh god, I hope that the FBI pictures have red arrows and circles on them.
2013-04-18 09:34:56 PM  
4 votes:
i1212.photobucket.com

pix.epodunk.com
2013-04-18 06:22:46 PM  
4 votes:

ScaryBottles: cman: My first thought: they could be Mexican. My second thought: they could be Italian. My third thought: Nah, they look Arabic. Then my fourth: or they could be white, you racist prick

The reality is that you can't really tell in the pictures what ethnicity they are. They could be Caucasian, Italian, Greek, Semitic, North African or Hispanic. The only thing that can really be said from the photographs is that aren't African or African American.


Yeah, we can say that.

i.i.com.com

"In the case who perpetrated the Boston Marathon bombing....black people...you are SAFE!"
2013-04-18 06:19:20 PM  
4 votes:
ariseatex:
Suspect 1:  Black Hat
Suspect 2:  White Hat


desertpeace.files.wordpress.com

Too soon?
2013-04-18 06:13:58 PM  
4 votes:
i1212.photobucket.com

3.bp.blogspot.com
2013-04-18 06:00:36 PM  
4 votes:
i735.photobucket.com assets.rollingstone.com
2013-04-18 05:55:53 PM  
4 votes:
Holy balls, it's the State!

25.media.tumblr.comsplitsider.com
2013-04-18 05:54:55 PM  
4 votes:
1.bp.blogspot.com

Jager bombs. I said JAGER BOMBS!
2013-04-18 05:47:01 PM  
4 votes:
Sandhonkies
2013-04-18 05:45:37 PM  
4 votes:
therealrevo.com
2013-04-18 05:22:30 PM  
4 votes:
...Suspect 3 is hatless, repeat, hatless!
2013-04-18 05:18:16 PM  
4 votes:
They better hurry, I got a server patch in 26 minutes.
2013-04-19 12:04:38 AM  
3 votes:

jaytkay: mrshowrules: shower_in_my_socks: Wise_Guy: Sorry--picture too big:  http://pbs.twimg.com/media/BILxkW6CMAATztr.png:large


Shrunk the file size for you so it would post. The clearest image I've seen of Mr. White Hat yet.

[imageshack.us image 726x592]

#3 on hat.  This guy is dead or in prison before sunrise.

I imagine the only problem now is there will be an astounding number of idiots calling the FBI with the results of their personal Internet "investigations".

I suppose they write down the names coming in, and see which show up repeatedly.


I've called them 10 times tonight suggesting that they enhance the picture with computer software like photoshop or something.  I do what I can.
2013-04-18 10:19:44 PM  
3 votes:
Some people in this thread seem to have a raging clue:

media.tumblr.com
2013-04-18 09:21:33 PM  
3 votes:
The first time someone drops a bomb in public while wearing a spray on tan, I have no idea how you guys are gonna handle it.
2013-04-18 08:40:38 PM  
3 votes:
CNN says they've arrested suspect #2. John King used his special zooming skills and Anderson Cooper took primary through the door. Wolf Blitzer did nothing, as usual.
2013-04-18 08:05:59 PM  
3 votes:
24.media.tumblr.com
2013-04-18 07:43:19 PM  
3 votes:
wac.450f.edgecastcdn.net
2013-04-18 07:37:13 PM  
3 votes:

Woolwine: Send these guys after them

[4.bp.blogspot.com image 850x637]


this was making the rounds and no matter if you loved the flick or hated it (always seems to be a big polarizer) this is awesome:

sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net
2013-04-18 07:29:41 PM  
3 votes:
thumbs.anyclip.com
"I think they're Iranians."
2013-04-18 07:29:26 PM  
3 votes:
www.freeimagehosting.net
2013-04-18 07:29:24 PM  
3 votes:

SmackLT: Actually, those were high-resolution shots. The two suspects appear to be Blurry Americans, but you don't see me calling for us to bomb Bluria, even if their lack of distinct features makes me feel uneasy.



I think Bigfoot is blurry, that's the problem. It's not the photographer's fault. Bigfoot is blurry, and that's extra scary to me. There's a large, out-of-focus monster roaming the countryside.  - Mitch Hedburg
2013-04-18 07:18:36 PM  
3 votes:
FBI released new hi-res pictures of the suspect in white baseball cap.

famezine.net
2013-04-18 07:18:31 PM  
3 votes:
one of the few who are ruled out by the FBI's photos:

www.vh1.com
2013-04-18 07:12:32 PM  
3 votes:

TheShavingofOccam123: JerseyTim: You can argue about their ethnicity all you want, but the real story here is yet another senseless act of violence undertaken by males. How long will we put up with men destroying our world?

You've never been to an annual clearance sale, have you?


i.imgur.com
2013-04-18 06:42:07 PM  
3 votes:

badLogic: Have we decided who we are going to bomb yet?


Yeah, the Boston Marathon. Geez dude, you live under a rock or something?
2013-04-18 06:32:17 PM  
3 votes:
24.media.tumblr.com
2013-04-18 06:21:22 PM  
3 votes:
If this happened in California the cops would be shooting anyone wearing a cap.
2013-04-18 06:21:16 PM  
3 votes:
I DUB THEE:

THE BOSTON FRAT BOMBERS
2013-04-18 06:20:01 PM  
3 votes:
CNN is interviewing...MITT ROMNEY. Apparently, they've sunk to subterranean levels of irrelevance.
2013-04-18 06:14:40 PM  
3 votes:
Hearing Mitt Romney on CNN out of the blue is like an unsolicited finger shoved into my asshole.
2013-04-18 06:09:23 PM  
3 votes:

Sir Cumference the Flatulent: I_C_Weener: On phone. Can't see the pics. Was it red haired black Jews for Mohamed?

It was Frank Zappa.



Zappa was part French. He'd never use a pressure-cooker.
2013-04-18 06:04:52 PM  
3 votes:
Anyone seen the cast of Jersey Shore lately?
2013-04-18 06:02:29 PM  
3 votes:
You know who else wears their cap backwards...

3.bp.blogspot.com

just sayin'
2013-04-18 05:55:50 PM  
3 votes:
If one does turn out to be white and the other brown, is it possible protesting the song "Accidental Racist" is the cause of the bombing?  I'm just asking questions.
2013-04-18 05:53:38 PM  
3 votes:

robsul82: Now I'm gonna be disappointed if White Hat Guy ISN'T on the cover of the Post tomorrow with BROSAMA BIN LADEN written over his head, hahaha.


A SECOND BROSEF HAS HIT THE TOWER
2013-04-18 05:52:22 PM  
3 votes:

LarryDan43: atomicmask: somedude210: atomicmask: somedude210: atomicmask: Black hair

Tan faces

middle eastern facial features

I don't think you're looking at the same pics. Black hat looks a little tan. white hat is a pasty white goofy college student.

He is not white goofy college student, he has a arab looking nose. Both are clearly semites of some sort. Both clearly middle eastern, light skinned, but middle eastern.

I'm sorry, but how does this guy look middle eastern? I think your prejudices are getting the best of you, my friend

Light tan face, longer/downward turned nose, angular jaw....IRANIAN

light tan face, angular down turned nose, angular jaw, IRANIAN

Backwards cap indicates romonian or durstian.


Both tribes are located in Douchebagistan.
2013-04-18 05:48:55 PM  
3 votes:
Not all Muslims are brown. And some come with feathers.

litaonfilm.files.wordpress.com
2013-04-18 05:47:32 PM  
3 votes:
I found him...  He's in Minnesota
i.imgur.com
2013-04-18 05:46:37 PM  
3 votes:
Time to start bro-filing people.
2013-04-18 05:45:48 PM  
3 votes:
For those wondering, Adrian Zmed has never been pictured with a backwards hat
2013-04-18 05:45:25 PM  
3 votes:
It's not news, it's Farcestry.com
2013-04-18 05:43:38 PM  
3 votes:
Suspect 2:
i735.photobucket.com
Typical Iranian:
themovieblog.com

IRANIAN!
2013-04-18 05:40:29 PM  
3 votes:
Hmmm, at least kinda white...so they're TWO lone wolves?

25.media.tumblr.com
2013-04-18 05:35:58 PM  
3 votes:
They are way too skinny to be Teatards.
2013-04-18 05:33:20 PM  
3 votes:
Remember the old days? When you needed some sort of relatively well known press credential to get into press conferences, and not just a blog about the illuminati?
2013-04-18 05:31:48 PM  
3 votes:
michaelimperioli.com

Suspect #2.
2013-04-18 05:31:03 PM  
3 votes:

Popcorn Johnny: One dude is white, the other middle eastern.


one dude is blurry and one dude is fuzzy
2013-04-18 05:29:47 PM  
3 votes:

Phoenix_M: atomicmask: wow, look at that, arabs...who would have farking thought.

Look at the guy with the big crook nose... that's no "arabs" nose if you know what I'm saying....


*cough*Mossad*cough*
2013-04-18 05:28:00 PM  
3 votes:
Spaniards! I knew it!
2013-04-18 05:25:03 PM  
3 votes:
img.gawkerassets.com
2013-04-18 05:20:35 PM  
3 votes:
nekom

2 easels are set up

primility.com
2013-04-18 05:14:04 PM  
3 votes:

nekom: 2 easels are set up and a man said that video would be made available at fbi.gov shortly.  This sounds big.


They're going to play Pictionary?
2013-04-18 05:13:01 PM  
3 votes:
Repeat.
2013-04-19 12:35:11 AM  
2 votes:

What_Would_Jimi_Do: borg: What_Would_Jimi_Do: Mrbogey: What_Would_Jimi_Do: rachel maddow pretty much sat the law suit of the battery company in motion.

How'd she do that?

blaming hobbie shops for selling batteries that could be similar.

The Battery company is in the San Francisco Bay Area. The FBI and news media was all over them yesterday.  The spokes person was almost in tears talking to the media.

i agree the company shouldn't be focused on. but rachel maddow did focus on them.


i18.photobucket.com
2013-04-19 12:07:49 AM  
2 votes:

jaytkay: mrshowrules: shower_in_my_socks: Wise_Guy: Sorry--picture too big:  http://pbs.twimg.com/media/BILxkW6CMAATztr.png:large


Shrunk the file size for you so it would post. The clearest image I've seen of Mr. White Hat yet.

[imageshack.us image 726x592]

#3 on hat.  This guy is dead or in prison before sunrise.

I imagine the only problem now is there will be an astounding number of idiots calling the FBI with the results of their personal Internet "investigations".

I suppose they write down the names coming in, and see which show up repeatedly.


Sir, this Hugh Jazz character has gotta be our guy.
2013-04-18 10:57:50 PM  
2 votes:

CygnusDarius: Is this the thread where we're discussing whether the perpetrators are either communist islamofascists or ditactorial teatards, or is this the thread where people are wondering what is going on with the survivors and how are they gonna face life from now on, since many had to be amputated?.


No that's the Bieber thread
2013-04-18 10:31:25 PM  
2 votes:
Hold on. I think I found something.

img594.imageshack.us
2013-04-18 09:41:35 PM  
2 votes:

Amos Quito: Who hates Boston? Who hates Catholics?  Who hates the Irish? Who hates St. Patrick? Who hates runners? Who hates beans? Who hates the Kennedys?
Who hates Mitt Romney? Who hates Red Sox?

WHO HATES PRESSURE COOKERS?


The same guy who hates cans.

videogum.com
2013-04-18 09:28:02 PM  
2 votes:
i.imgur.com

So ... can we all agree the only GOOD thing to come out of this will be impunity to beat hipsters to death as a matter of "National Security"?
2013-04-18 09:26:12 PM  
2 votes:

2wolves: Does anyone here have the faintest glimmer of how.long it takes to.be an "adequate" photo interpretator?


You're in as soon as you know how to spell it.
2013-04-18 09:20:59 PM  
2 votes:

Warthog: [i.imgur.com image 500x350]


i.imgur.com

They seem to have gone out of their way to dress and look like Americans.  These 'Land's End' purchases should be identified and purchases of similar clothes be searched for.
2013-04-18 09:14:55 PM  
2 votes:
i.imgur.com

ENHANCE!

a.espncdn.com

I KNEW IT!
2013-04-18 09:02:48 PM  
2 votes:
i.imgur.com

I mean, he's practically smiling as he's walking away.
2013-04-18 08:27:48 PM  
2 votes:

godsend12: Too big I guess

http://www.flickr.com/photos/hahatango/8653970482/sizes/o/in/set-721 57 633252445135/


Thanks to that picture and this terrible event, I now realize why an entire generation raised on Where's Waldo feels comfortable living in an age of postmodern security theater. It's just coming naturally. Woe to the evildoer who leaves a scroll, a small dog, or a stack of books in a crowd.
2013-04-18 08:08:39 PM  
2 votes:
userserve-ak.last.fm
2013-04-18 07:44:21 PM  
2 votes:

mekki: My wild, probably will never happen in a million years but I am going to say it anyway guess? Two white guys who were inspired by The Following. They're trying to start a cult, in this case a True Patriot, anti-government cult. And half the fun for them is seeing everyone trying to figure out who they are. Especially the foreign terrorists who are as confused as everyone one else.


static.infowars.com
The Leader.

Holy Fark, what a movie that would make.

/co-producers, bud! Kevin Bacon playing the Kevin bacon part.
2013-04-18 07:30:20 PM  
2 votes:
www.danielmontoyajr.com
2013-04-18 07:28:00 PM  
2 votes:
www.gpsjr.com

Be in the lookout for a man with a backward-hat tan.
2013-04-18 07:26:37 PM  
2 votes:

timujin: Popcorn Johnny: [i48.tinypic.com image 432x288]
Yeah, go ahead and try claiming he's white. Dude even has the weird little Islamic beard thing going on.

Like this one?
[www.residentialmarketingblog.com image 266x391]


Or this one
www2.pictures.zimbio.com
2013-04-18 07:26:20 PM  
2 votes:

nrdgrl: one of the few who are ruled out by the FBI's photos:


www.vh1.com

Because he left his friend behind?
2013-04-18 07:25:47 PM  
2 votes:
Actually, those were high-resolution shots. The two suspects appear to be Blurry Americans, but you don't see me calling for us to bomb Bluria, even if their lack of distinct features makes me feel uneasy.
2013-04-18 07:19:56 PM  
2 votes:

Popcorn Johnny: [i48.tinypic.com image 432x288]
Yeah, go ahead and try claiming he's white. Dude even has the weird little Islamic beard thing going on.


Another known Islamic beard wearing terrorist (not just douchey looking frat guy):
cdn.c.photoshelter.com
2013-04-18 07:11:11 PM  
2 votes:
These douches are so getting hit with a gredunza...preferably moss covered.
2013-04-18 07:08:12 PM  
2 votes:
Let's get this out of the way:

i.chzbgr.com
Terrorist
3.bp.blogspot.com
Terror cell
cdn01.cdn.thesuperficial.com
Deserves to be shot, anyway.
2013-04-18 07:06:08 PM  
2 votes:

jso2897: You people are all so preoccupied with whomever you WANT these guys to be, you don't care who they actually ARE - or even whether they did it.


I read this in Jeff Goldblum's voice.
2013-04-18 07:04:52 PM  
2 votes:
Infowars kooks about to get beatdown by BPD on CNN.
2013-04-18 07:04:45 PM  
2 votes:

CheetahOlivetti: Those are sexually frustrated Sigma Nu guys.


It's time to punt domestic terrorism in the coont!
2013-04-18 06:50:49 PM  
2 votes:
I just read this entire thread and I still don't know who did it.
Mods, please delete all posts above mine.

/thanks
2013-04-18 06:44:19 PM  
2 votes:

badLogic: Have we decided who we are going to bomb yet?


25.media.tumblr.com
2013-04-18 06:38:26 PM  
2 votes:
I've run this through the spacial tachyon photo analyzer and without a doubt this is suspect #2.
Clearly an Iranian.


i45.photobucket.com
2013-04-18 06:35:36 PM  
2 votes:

AliasSally: After seeing the video/pics a few times something kinda sticks out to me. Their shoes don't fit their outfits. They kinda look like dress shoes.


3.bp.blogspot.com
cdn2.hark.com
moesucks.files.wordpress.com


SOMEONE TELL THE FBI THEY'RE IN ZIHUATANEJO, MEXICO!
2013-04-18 06:35:16 PM  
2 votes:
Dear Bad Guys,

  The US Government spent billions, if not trillions of dollars, mountains of military equipment, and millions of man-hours to get Osama Bin Laden.  Now you are in their crosshairs.  They are not going to stop, ever, even if they have to turn the world upside-down to get you.  You are completely and royally screwed.

  Turn yourselves in and save us taxpayers a wad of cash.  Okthxbye.

  GilRuiz1
2013-04-18 06:29:38 PM  
2 votes:

Shostie: I DUB THEE:

THE BOSTON FRAT BOMBERS


Beware Greeks bearing gifts.
2013-04-18 06:25:40 PM  
2 votes:

The_Sponge: Uranus Is Huge!: Last seen leaving the set of The League

[encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com image 178x283]


Hey!  Remember the Vegas episode where he said "BCHEEEWWW!!!! Rafi Bomb!"

Case closed.


img443.imageshack.us

Just put the hats on their heads.

This is CLEARLY from a plotting session prior to the Marathon.
2013-04-18 06:24:46 PM  
2 votes:

Weaver95: Satanic_Hamster: Weaver95: 'she'?

Weaver is a chicks name.  Duh.

[i268.photobucket.com image 190x205]


encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com
2013-04-18 06:24:20 PM  
2 votes:
Suspect #2

img19.imageshack.us
2013-04-18 06:17:28 PM  
2 votes:
Al Qaeda has crossed the line dressing their bombers like douchebags.
2013-04-18 06:13:41 PM  
2 votes:
I have to say, I like the idea of crowdsourcing our witch hunts.
2013-04-18 06:11:26 PM  
2 votes:
It's the Lakers Bros.

static5.businessinsider.com
2013-04-18 06:08:57 PM  
2 votes:
The guy with the backwards hat looks like every frat douchebag I went to college with.
2013-04-18 06:04:56 PM  
2 votes:
Are they middle eastern, or are they just over-tanned jersey trash?

Has the FBI located snooki?
2013-04-18 06:03:12 PM  
2 votes:
20 bucks says they are redditors.
2013-04-18 06:00:03 PM  
2 votes:

OtherLittleGuy: luxup: FARKERS.

When you guess about their ethnic background please have the decency to state what yours is please.

I am a white looking hispanic.  Not sure what they are yet.

You sound Belgian.


Never!  I don't waffle.
2013-04-18 05:59:27 PM  
2 votes:
www.lolsauce.com
2013-04-18 05:57:56 PM  
2 votes:
I'm pretty sure committing acts of terror is against the Bro Code.
2013-04-18 05:56:47 PM  
2 votes:

kwame: atomicmask: he has a arab looking nose

atomicmask: he has a arab looking nose

atomicmask: he has a arab looking nose


Idiot.


I'm amused he keeps saying they're obviously Iranian because they look like Arabs
2013-04-18 05:54:44 PM  
2 votes:
Good? What do we have here? So far we've eliminated Jimmy Mullins and Bob Hope.

/obscure
2013-04-18 05:53:30 PM  
2 votes:
I'm hoping they'll turn out to be furries so I can feel vindicated about my anti-furry hate.  They don't look comfortable in those clothes, which leads me to suspect that they might feel more inclined to wear fur suits.  You just know those weirdos are going to come after us norms any day now.
2013-04-18 05:53:07 PM  
2 votes:

Kanemano: Popcorn Johnny: One dude is white, the other middle eastern.

one dude is blurry and one dude is fuzzy


To you, it's blurry, and could be a white guy and a brown guy. That's because you're not a journalist.

To CNN, it's "FBI PANDEMONIUM - POSSIBLE TAMIL TIGER MIGHT HAVE ESTABLISHED RELATIONSHIPS WITH IRISH REPUBLICAN ARMY OPERATIVE".

Quick, to the presses!
2013-04-18 05:49:37 PM  
2 votes:
richmerritt.files.wordpress.com

Part 2?  For the lulz?  Because stuff sucks?
2013-04-18 05:48:56 PM  
2 votes:
The white, backwards cap is a rage multiplier.
2013-04-18 05:48:13 PM  
2 votes:
WBZ: "To think that you can come into an event like the Boston Marathon, set down a bomb and walk away without cameras catching you...you'd have to be a complete moron."

I love this station.
2013-04-18 05:47:28 PM  
2 votes:
They both are Israeli Mossad agents. That was too easy.
It is the U.S.S Liberty all over again.
2013-04-18 05:47:25 PM  
2 votes:
Well they don't seem to be fat.  So that rules out quite a percentage of Americans right of to bat.
2013-04-18 05:44:45 PM  
2 votes:

robsul82: White hat's gonna be cleared as some random fratbro doofus from BC who lost his bag in a bong resin haze.  Book it, done.


That's pretty racist, as if every guy in his 20s from Vancouver is a pothea-

Oh.
2013-04-18 05:44:11 PM  
2 votes:

deeproy: cameroncrazy1984: atomicmask: Light tan face, longer/downward turned nose, angular jaw....IRANIAN

Or, you know, greek, bulgarian, italian.

Spanish, British, South American...


Teeth are too straight to be British
2013-04-18 05:42:41 PM  
2 votes:

atomicmask: light tan face, angular down turned nose, angular jaw, IRANIAN


damnit john, just accept that we didn't want you to be the president and move on already!
2013-04-18 05:42:29 PM  
2 votes:
Atomicmask, you'd make the Race and Settlement Office proud.

If these guys turn out to be right wingers, remember: they're lone wolves who in no way represent right wing beliefs.

If they turn out to be Muslim, remember: they're archetypical representatives of Islam.
2013-04-18 05:41:56 PM  
2 votes:

JerseyTim: Surveillance video on FBI YouTube account.


That's a strange thing to read.
2013-04-18 05:41:10 PM  
2 votes:
According to fox, the same middle eastern terrorists that paid off timothy mcveigh hired this guy too.
2013-04-18 05:41:05 PM  
2 votes:
FARKERS.

When you guess about their ethnic background please have the decency to state what yours is please.

I am a white looking hispanic.  Not sure what they are yet.
2013-04-18 05:40:55 PM  
2 votes:

ScaryBottles: Have you ever actually seen an individual from the middle east?


... have you ever seen an individual from the Middle-East? Because from North Africa to Pakistan (greater ME) there is so much difference it's not even funny, from pretty much Seal to pretty much Seal's teeth
2013-04-18 05:40:50 PM  
2 votes:
Great.  We're now in a War On Douchebags.

Actually, imokwiththis.jpg


/why do I have a bad feeling this could just be another Klebold/Harris thing??
2013-04-18 05:39:58 PM  
2 votes:

theorellior: WhiteHat looks like the lead actor on NUMB3RS.


He looks like Chainsaw from Summer School. HOLY SHIAT IS ANYONE PROTECTING MARK HARMON RIGHT NOW?
2013-04-18 05:38:18 PM  
2 votes:
They look like your typical frat boys to me.
2013-04-18 05:37:33 PM  
2 votes:
What has Vegas set the odds for 'Mossad agents setting a false flag'?

/ducks
2013-04-18 05:37:21 PM  
2 votes:
Hey, let's keep spamming the thread with the same pictures over and over. That would be a not-retarded thing to do.
2013-04-18 05:34:07 PM  
2 votes:
Alex Jones's mother and father ought to be ashamed of themselves.
2013-04-18 05:32:28 PM  
2 votes:
Are the suspects brown?  This is important to most people.
2013-04-18 05:30:12 PM  
2 votes:

atomicmask: somedude210: atomicmask: Black hair

Tan faces

middle eastern facial features

I don't think you're looking at the same pics. Black hat looks a little tan. white hat is a pasty white goofy college student.

He is not white goofy college student, he has a arab looking nose. Both are clearly semites of some sort. Both clearly middle eastern, light skinned, but middle eastern.


SWARTHY MEN! Attention all units, suspect is... SWARTHY!
2013-04-18 05:28:14 PM  
2 votes:

ariseatex: Suspect 1:  Black Hat
Suspect 2:  White Hat


www.guerrillageek.com

Damn you Antonio Prohias!
2013-04-18 05:27:12 PM  
2 votes:

HaywoodJablonski: WHY ARE YOU PROTECTING YELLOW BALLOON LADY?!


www.campingroadtrip.com
2013-04-18 05:26:06 PM  
2 votes:

cameroncrazy1984: atomicmask: Tan faces

middle eastern facial features

wat


You must not have the same projection software he does.
2013-04-18 05:26:02 PM  
2 votes:
WHY ARE YOU PROTECTING YELLOW BALLOON LADY?!
2013-04-18 05:25:57 PM  
2 votes:

Bf+: Enhance!


Dammit, Chloe! I need an enhancement!
2013-04-18 05:24:32 PM  
2 votes:

somedude210: atomicmask: wow, look at that, arabs...who would have farking thought.

...they're not


Black hair

Tan faces

middle eastern facial features


NAH THEY WHITE YALL, DONT JUMP TO CONCLUSIONS.
2013-04-18 05:24:05 PM  
2 votes:
ManBearPig?
Bf+
2013-04-18 05:23:01 PM  
2 votes:
Enhance!
2013-04-18 05:22:50 PM  
2 votes:
suspects are hatted--repeat--hatted
Bf+
2013-04-18 05:14:47 PM  
2 votes:

what_now: NY Post: FBI arrests Wolf Blitzer


NY Post Follow-up:  GET HIM!!!
2013-04-19 12:49:39 AM  
1 votes:

Radioactive Ass: MustangFive: OK, that's like blaming Rawlings for my car's windshield getting smashed by a baseball the other day.

/Any of you Fark Lawyer types wanna make a buck off the sporting goods industry?

Some truthers claimed that Boeing helped to install remote control gear on the planes (in conjunction with NWO government agents of course which is why the Boeing people never talked) and that they took control of the planes and crashed them into the towers. I wish I was making this shiat up.


Truthers, Birthers, JFK conspiracists, Paul Kevin Curtis (Ricin/body parts harvesting conspiracy dude), Alex Jones...

Can't swing a dead cat without hitting one of 'em.

/not to mention sportos, motorheads, geeks, sluts, bloods, wasteoids, dweebies, dickheads...
2013-04-19 12:44:20 AM  
1 votes:

Radioactive Ass: Frederick: As a matter of culpability or in regards to investigation?

What exactly is there to investigate? They make a product sold all over the country to "Kids" of all ages. They don't exactly require a background check to buy a battery or a RC Car do they?


When you outlaw batteries, only the outlaws will have working vibrators.
2013-04-19 12:41:32 AM  
1 votes:

sseye: Tats is still an ass.


It's so easy to recognize the anti-Semites on Fark.
2013-04-19 12:12:48 AM  
1 votes:
i301.photobucket.com

OMG ARAB


/I call that the Louisiana stink-eye
2013-04-19 12:03:43 AM  
1 votes:

jaytkay: luxup: I am a liberal New Yorker and even I would be calling for Obama's head if that happened. But you, true American that you believe you are think we would do nothing.

I said we're not going to invade another country based on the acts of two bombers.

And you pretend I said Obama should do "nothing" if another country attacks the US.

You're dishonest and disingenuous.


No no my friend.  Read the thread.  This started with someone saying why they would rather this be a homegrown variety of nut.  Their argument in a nutshell was that we find credible evidence against another country and would invade.

You are the one who kept saying that was fantasy (or something like that) and insulting those who thought otherwise.  You can't just change your argument or keep it vague enough so you can back out, turn around and call someone a dummy face for positing a plausible counter argument.

This one is for you...

http://youtu.be/kQFKtI6gn9Y
2013-04-18 11:57:27 PM  
1 votes:

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Hmm, after looking at the higher-res photos, I'm not so sure that suspect # 2 is Arab. That's clearly a hat, and not a towel, on his head.


He's also not riding a camel, humping a camel, or otherwise doing something with a camel.
2013-04-18 11:55:43 PM  
1 votes:
Hmm, after looking at the higher-res photos, I'm not so sure that suspect # 2 is Arab. That's clearly a hat, and not a towel, on his head.
2013-04-18 11:43:14 PM  
1 votes:

mrshowrules: CNN saying no FBI on site.


...Which means the FBI are on site.
2013-04-18 11:36:15 PM  
1 votes:

muck4doo: sparty: farkingismybusiness: The eight year old who was killed is circled in blue.
[i.imgur.com image 661x960]
Reddit seems to think the girl next to him, not his sister who lost her leg, is the girl in this photo.
[i.imgur.com image 730x548]
She must have left just before it exploded.

That is CERTAINLY the kid who died. Check out his dad and sister in that photo to his right (our left) vs. this older family photo:
[i.imgur.com image 661x960]

[assets.nydailynews.com image 635x709]

The prick saw kids standing there yet still left the bag with a smiling face on himself.


for a true psychopath, none of that would matter
2013-04-18 10:40:32 PM  
1 votes:
Well the side profile pic of white backwards hat has such a huge hooked nose he is obviously a semite. Since Im not aware of Jews bombing us hes a Muslim
2013-04-18 10:17:04 PM  
1 votes:

Altitude5280: You can see white cap guy in this photo moments after the bomb detonates.


OMG WHERE DID YOU FIND THAT PICTURE!??!?! QUICK GET IT TO THE AUTHORITIES!!!

/seriously just scroll through the farking thread one time and see if the picture you just saw on reddit or twitter has been posted 800 times

Did anyone post this yet?

encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com
2013-04-18 09:59:39 PM  
1 votes:
I'm not saying it's them but they do bear a striking resemblance to Patrick Ewing and Peter Dinklage in the photo.
2013-04-18 09:32:08 PM  
1 votes:
media.tumblr.com
2013-04-18 09:29:23 PM  
1 votes:

Purdue_Pete: [sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net image 540x960]

I say "no". but people are blowing up about it on twitter. What do you guys think?



Right now?  Or do you mean the two thousand posts above where we've been chatting about it for the last five goddam hours?
2013-04-18 09:28:33 PM  
1 votes:

WinoRhino: farkplug: Solve your own Boston Marathon bombing case. Really, why should I care. Have fun!

The FBI just released an announcement, everyone. Turns out Farkplug is their  bestprofiler down at Langley and we've pissed him off. He refuses to work on the case until Fark apologizes. They're dead in the water now and have no leads. Now everyone kiss his ass and suck his dick or he won't solve this crime. Oh-- and no spitting.


I have anecdote about saving a lamb as child.  Could I tell him that as sort of a quid pro quo as it were?  Would that appease him?
2013-04-18 09:17:13 PM  
1 votes:
Got the sons-a- biatches...cleaned up one of the images a bit.  You can clearly see the yellow balloons in the background.

cdn.abclocal.go.com
2013-04-18 09:15:52 PM  
1 votes:

Born to Die: <b><a href="http://www.fark.com/comments/7706940/83701211#c83701211" target="_blank">Theory Of Null</a>:</b> <i>I think white hat looks like that one nerdy not well known actor. fark can't think of his name.</i>

Eric Balfour? Adrian Brody?


,  Looks more like David Krumholtz + DJ Qualls = ?
2013-04-18 09:07:47 PM  
1 votes:
i.imgur.com
2013-04-18 09:03:19 PM  
1 votes:
farkplug: Fark all of you who are suggesting I would lie about guessing the profiles of the DC snipers in a farking fark thread. Why would I falsely make that claim? Why now? And I'm not sure if it was luck, semi-civilized person who maybe should not be included in the "fark you" group--I sort of think it was a combo of luck and smarts. I will just say one thing about it: everything I was able to correctly surmise about the perps was based on what I heard on the news about the victims. And that's all you're going to get.

I mean if you'd asked nicely or in a civil way, that's one thing, but you're basically calling me something between a liar (26 minutes to the gym, CSB, put up or shut up) and an idiot, then fark you. Solve your own Boston Marathon bombing case. Really, why should I care. Have fun!


booo hooo!

"i got busted being an AW. booo hoooo"


go watch some more tee vee with your friends from the special snowflake place.


no one is "basically" calling you a liar....
2013-04-18 09:00:07 PM  
1 votes:
i.imgur.com

it was this guy....
2013-04-18 08:54:21 PM  
1 votes:

fisker: [i.imgur.com image 600x977]

got him


Looks like Jake Gyllenhal.
2013-04-18 08:51:05 PM  
1 votes:
i.imgur.com

got him
2013-04-18 08:41:27 PM  
1 votes:
Re: "missing brown kid":

"Sunil Tripathi was last seen wearing a pair of blue jeans, a black Eastern Mountain Sports ski jacket..."

i735.photobucket.com
2013-04-18 08:29:59 PM  
1 votes:
img.youtube.com

Solved, White Hat Guy!
2013-04-18 08:24:34 PM  
1 votes:

thismomentinblackhistory: There is some speculation on the Interwebs that the guy in the white hat might be this young man who disappeared without his wallet or cell phone a month ago.


img2u.info

This guy? No way somebody with that shirt would consider militant activism. Ignore the sportswear, too. That would simply be a red herring.
2013-04-18 08:23:26 PM  
1 votes:

Huck And Molly Ziegler: My new theory is that this was a rehearsal for something worse. They wanted to test logistics, materials, etc.
The question is, were the ones who did it in Boston the same ones who are intending to do "something worse"? Or will they just feed the data to a larger group?

(My previous theory was that the culprit was a junior-level Al-Qaeda operative and this would have been his sole mission.)


Not that I'm going to click on the Inspire link but from what I understand a recent issue of Al Qaeda's Inspire magazine preached this apparent type of attack. Inspire encouraged people not to enlist in AQ, but stay local, learn from the magazine, and do things without coordination from anyone in AQ.

So It may be that Inspire has been successful in encouraging small groups to teach themselves and act independently.
2013-04-18 08:22:37 PM  
1 votes:

vygramul: Apparently, there isn't a raised seal on ANY of these photos, so I call into question the existence of the Boston Marathon. I think this happened in Kenya.


Don't be ridiculous. If it were in Kenya, Obama would have been spotted in one of those pictures. You he can't resist wasting tax payer money and flying to Kenya to mug it up when ever there is a big event there. The ego on that guy.
2013-04-18 08:12:02 PM  
1 votes:
25.media.tumblr.com
2013-04-18 08:11:03 PM  
1 votes:
White hat looks like an Israeli
The other guy looks like Jersey shore or a jock but still a turd

/Oh wait a second. All them peoples from the Middle East look alike in facial features, so the bombing of Israel shall wait a few more minutes.

//Right wing amateurs.
///Thought there may be two of them.
////If the undercovers had been paying a bit more attention it should of been easy to see the drops and slides, unless they only left themselves 15 seconds to get out of the way.
2013-04-18 08:09:48 PM  
1 votes:

farkplug: forever_blowing_bubbles: farkplug

Well you certainly live up to your fark handle!

As do you, bubbles!

PS - For what it's worth, I correctly predicted the "profile" of the DC Snipers within five minutes of hearing about them and before anyone did any profiling. So time may prove me right again, bubbles!


Reflexively yelling "IT WAS BROWN PEOPLE" != FBI Profiling
2013-04-18 08:02:14 PM  
1 votes:
img.photobucket.comStay classy New York Post.
2013-04-18 07:57:38 PM  
1 votes:

Mohammad I'm Hard Bruce Lee: Seems like these two white guys wanted to start a ..ahem... race war.


YEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
2013-04-18 07:55:33 PM  
1 votes:

farkplug: For what it's worth, I correctly predicted the "profile" of the DC Snipers within five minutes of hearing about them and before anyone did any profiling.


And then you made it to the gym in 26 minutes.
2013-04-18 07:54:04 PM  
1 votes:
weblogs.baltimoresun.com3.bp.blogspot.com

So who's seen Phelps and Weiner?
2013-04-18 07:53:39 PM  
1 votes:

Rhypskallion: These pictures are bad enough that there will be many false reports, and possibly violence against lookalikes.


True.   The FBI just arrested an Elvis impersonator.  They are out of control!!!
2013-04-18 07:53:13 PM  
1 votes:
he has some kind of limp. it's keyser soze
2013-04-18 07:52:38 PM  
1 votes:
Actually, they look like angry ex-GOP Libertarians who side with the Democrats on everything now, and hate Christians.
2013-04-18 07:52:02 PM  
1 votes:

Popcorn Johnny: vabeard: RaiderFanMikeP: so who won the race?

A guy in my office said this morning; "You know who's really pissed?  The winner of the race."

Think of all the people who were running their first marathon and close to finishing when all this went down. I can just see somebody crossing the finish line and going nuts trying to get officials to record their finish.


Hell, in the news coverage yesterday people were talking about how after the bombs went off, the race was instantly cancelled/called off.  There were people within sight of the finish line who describe people running back at them (away from the chaos near the bomb site) and obviously realizing something had happened and there WAS no more official line to cross.

Obviously they're not the main victims of the day by any means but that's GOTTA suck, y'know? Particularly people for whom it was their one and only big shot at it, first race, wow, finally finished... well no not really!

serialsuicidebomber: Those are the two whitest North Koreans I've ever seen.  Kim Jong II is playing hardball!


There's a 100% white blond blue-eyed North Korean college kid who was interviewed for some TV program I saw ages ago, he's the kid of one of the US defectors (Dresnok) and a Romanian woman who also lives in NK (disputed if she defected or was kidnapped). He has a brother from the same parents too, so there's two of 'em.

Not relevant to this story AT ALL but just kinda interesting.

Popcorn Johnny: Think of all the people who were running their first marathon and close to finishing when all this went down. I can just see somebody crossing the finish line and going nuts trying to get officials to record their finish.


Exactly.
2013-04-18 07:51:42 PM  
1 votes:

Popcorn Johnny: Can't ait till they're caught and it's announced that they're from some middle eastern shiat hole. Gonna be a lot of crow up in this biatch.


Dude you've nailed it! You have looked at two horribly bad pictures but using your powerful Mentalist-esque powers, have deducted that the two guys are middle-eastern terrorists. I mean, that's a HUGE leap; I was expecting gay, black Jehovah's witnesses or brony midgets. fark bro, we need a CSI Kansas City starring YOU!

// I have no idea (nor care) what color these guys are or what their reason is. Find them, catch them, try them, kill them.
2013-04-18 07:51:20 PM  
1 votes:
i735.photobucket.com

www.wearysloth.com

Obviously the culprit is Steve Rhoades.
2013-04-18 07:50:00 PM  
1 votes:
It's cute to see everyone hanging on every word of the Mass Media as if it were 100% fact and talking about the scruffy looking 'patsies'.. and not talking about the Military guys there wearing similar clothing and back packs.

Can anyone tell me who these guys are.. and why they are not being reported on?

static.prisonplanet.com

At least some of the comments were amusing. Paul Ryan.. hah.
2013-04-18 07:49:15 PM  
1 votes:

farkplug: Also, someone earlier mentioned that they must be middle aged because they carry their backpacks on one shoulder


wat.jpg
2013-04-18 07:46:57 PM  
1 votes:

netweavr: [i.imgur.com image 850x637]


Enhance enhance!
2013-04-18 07:46:40 PM  
1 votes:
Have we ever considered these guys aren't political terrorists, but just really hate organized running events?
Maybe they didn't make the cut for the track team in high school ...
2013-04-18 07:38:45 PM  
1 votes:

Popcorn Johnny: forever_blowing_bubbles: Another known Islamic beard wearing terrorist (not just douchey looking frat guy):

You realize his mother is middle eastern, right?


Ha, are you president of his fan club? How would anyone know what ethnicity Milo from 24's mom is.  I had to look it up to verify because I was so shocked anyone would know it. Imdb says "Balfour was born in Los Angeles, California, the son of Sharon, who works as a marriage and family counselor, and David Balfour, a chiropractor. He has a younger sister, Tori. He has Russia, French, and Native American ancestry." Wiki says he's Jewish so maybe you meant middle eastern from 1000 years back. His mom's name is Sharon Salter. SO PLEASE TELL ME WHAT THE HELL YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT YOU farkING FREAK ARE YOU LYING OR ARE YOU JUST A STALKER OF MILO FROM 24
2013-04-18 07:35:34 PM  
1 votes:

mekki: My wild, probably will never happen in a million years but I am going to say it anyway guess? Two white guys who were inspired by The Following. They're trying to start a cult, in this case a True Patriot, anti-government cult. And half the fun for them is seeing everyone trying to figure out who they are. Especially the foreign terrorists who are as confused as everyone one else.

There's one problem with your theory: the only thing The Following ever inspired was for people to change the channel.
2013-04-18 07:33:32 PM  
1 votes:

Therion: nrdgrl: one of the few who are ruled out by the FBI's photos:

www.vh1.com

Because he left his friend behind?


no because he's all about safety...

/s a f e t y
2013-04-18 07:33:05 PM  
1 votes:
I don't know why people are saying these photos aren't helpful. I know I certainly haven't seen too many people who were that blurry in real life. If I was walking down a street and I saw a guy whose face had a resolution that low, I'd call up the cops straight away.
2013-04-18 07:31:27 PM  
1 votes:
My wild, probably will never happen in a million years but I am going to say it anyway guess? Two white guys who were inspired by The Following. They're trying to start a cult, in this case a True Patriot, anti-government cult. And half the fun for them is seeing everyone trying to figure out who they are. Especially the foreign terrorists who are as confused as everyone one else.
2013-04-18 07:30:05 PM  
1 votes:
What I notice is that they are both wearing the backpacks over their right shoulder.
What I had noticed before this is that people who wear a backpack on one shoulder tend to be my age (40's) and younger people wear them on both shoulders as intended by the manufacturers.

So I am going to say these are middle-aged people.
2013-04-18 07:29:30 PM  
1 votes:
"I think Bigfoot is blurry, that's the problem. It's not the photographer's fault. Bigfoot is blurry, and that's extra scary to me. There's a large, out-of-focus monster roaming the countryside. Run, he's fuzzy, get out of here."

-- RIP, Mitch Hedberg
2013-04-18 07:28:41 PM  
1 votes:

Therion: nrdgrl: one of the few who are ruled out by the FBI's photos:

[www.vh1.com image 320x240]

Because he left his friend behind?


that. and because he is a man without hats.
2013-04-18 07:24:44 PM  
1 votes:

Slackfumasta: Typical Iranian:
[themovieblog.com image 440x230]


That's Brazilian actor  Rodrigo Santoro.

THERE WERE BRAZILIANS OF THEM!!!
2013-04-18 07:22:54 PM  
1 votes:
Golf hats? Definitely middle eastern.
2013-04-18 07:22:24 PM  
1 votes:

Popcorn Johnny: [i48.tinypic.com image 432x288]
Yeah, go ahead and try claiming he's white. Dude even has the weird little Islamic beard thing going on.


Like this one?
www.residentialmarketingblog.com
2013-04-18 07:21:53 PM  
1 votes:
3.bp.blogspot.com

/inevitable
2013-04-18 07:19:30 PM  
1 votes:

Purdue_Pete: [ENHANCE image 766x430]


Like this?
2013-04-18 07:17:33 PM  
1 votes:

Bontesla: Uhm. What did I miss?


Tony Romo and some Muslin dude.
2013-04-18 07:15:45 PM  
1 votes:

RaiderFanMikeP: so who won the race?


A guy in my office said this morning; "You know who's really pissed?  The winner of the race."
2013-04-18 07:11:11 PM  
1 votes:
i48.tinypic.com
Yeah, go ahead and try claiming he's white. Dude even has the weird little Islamic beard thing going on.
2013-04-18 07:09:46 PM  
1 votes:

JerseyTim: You can argue about their ethnicity all you want, but the real story here is yet another senseless act of violence undertaken by males. How long will we put up with men destroying our world?


A bad guy with a penis can only be stopped by a good guy with a penis.
2013-04-18 07:08:22 PM  
1 votes:
You can argue about their ethnicity all you want, but the real story here is yet another senseless act of violence undertaken by males. How long will we put up with men destroying our world?
2013-04-18 07:04:41 PM  
1 votes:

ShadowKamui: The only counter to that is the bombs went off as the Red Sox game was ending not when the Ethopians & Kenyans were crossing the finish line.


Goddammit, I KNEW it was Yankees.
2013-04-18 07:04:35 PM  
1 votes:

that bosnian sniper: that bosnian sniper: The Boston Marathon, for as little notice as it gets here, is a major runners' event globally and draws worldwide participation. It's a huge multicultural event, which means it's a prime choice for a white supremacist, Christian Identity theologist, or militant white nationalist. Especially considering negative stereotypes of marathons and running events being dominated by Africans and folks of African descent, and the heavy participation of Africans and folks of African descent in these events.

And, just to drive this home, in Monday's race  half the top finishers were Ethopians and Kenyans. Not even a third were from the US, only a third were from North America altogether (and let's not forget, to white supremacists Mexico doesn't even count), and just over a third were even from Commonwealth countries  and North America put together.

http://www.baa.org/top-finishers.html

You seriously think this wouldn't be a target for a white supremacist/nationalist?


I find your interest in "half the top finishers" very disturbing, considering what's happened.  Even if they have lost body parts, they are still whole people, ok?
2013-04-18 07:03:43 PM  
1 votes:
Watch Dog The Bounty Hunter catch them.
2013-04-18 07:02:23 PM  
1 votes:
www.steelydan.nl.
2013-04-18 07:01:56 PM  
1 votes:

vabeard: /as far as which race or ethnicity to blame, the actions of any person are their own actions.  Not always as a collective.  Personality disorders and mental illness is across the board for our species.


Race has everything to do with it, it determines the response.

White guys/Americans, not left-wing: Well, sheeit. Guess it wasn't terror after all. Lone nut, isolated incident, go back to your lives.

Left-wing white guys/Americans: TERRORISTS! They probably had ideological ties to an oil-rich Mediterranean or Arabic country. We'd better go free the shiat out of them to be sure.

American minority: Well, they weren't terrorists per se, but they were still criminals. Better ramp up racial profiling and increase drug enforcement to be sure. If they came from  an oil-rich Mediterranean or Arabic country we should probably go free them to be sure.

European/African/Asian: Wait, what? No, that can't be right, clearly they were from an oil-rich Mediterranean or Arabic country, and we'd better go free them to be sure. NO SHUT UP IT MAKES SENSE IN CONTEXT.

From an oil-rich Mediterranean or Arabic Country: JACKPOT!
2013-04-18 07:01:51 PM  
1 votes:

netweavr: Someone on Reddit claims to have seen them check into a Motel 6 in Mass


I saw a guy who vaguely resembled one of them at Tim Horton's, but what really clinched it is they were eating a Boston Creme donut. They looked like they were really enjoying it, too. Almost too much.
2013-04-18 07:00:50 PM  
1 votes:

namegoeshere: *cringe* The problem is, these are not unique looking men. I really hope no innocents get the shiat kicked out of them for wearing a white cap on backwards and looking other than blond haired, blue eyed, lily white


I'm torn between being against vigilante justice and being for dudes getting the shiat kicked out of them for being over the age of 6 and wearing their hats backwards.
2013-04-18 07:00:01 PM  
1 votes:

rocinante721: Steven Bognar@BogsWBZ
BREAKING: Sources tell CBS News investigators have possible names of the men seen in the video #bostonmarathon


www.philipcoppens.com

And you KNOW they both have three names!
2013-04-18 06:54:34 PM  
1 votes:
I don't wanna sound racist or nothin', but it's pretty obvious that they're both pterodactyls and I really want to know how long that we as Americans are gonna put up with this shiat from the got-damn pterodactyl community before we say ENOUGH
2013-04-18 06:52:55 PM  
1 votes:
It's weird that these guys are, pretty clearly, wearing a golfing hat and a Ralph Lauren hat. I just don't picture terrorists as being the golfing, Ralph Lauren types.
2013-04-18 06:50:41 PM  
1 votes:

highendmighty: raatz01: I hope these are the right guys and it's not a wild goose-chase, but I'm not holding my breath.
Also WTF is Romney on CNN?? Go away.

Really?  You wouldn't expect the famous ex-Governor of Massachusetts, and a politician, to speak on the attack in Boston?  You should probably start reading books or something.


My God... HE'S STILL RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT!!!
2013-04-18 06:50:32 PM  
1 votes:
whataboutmichaelemerson.files.wordpress.com



Anyone call these dudes?
2013-04-18 06:49:59 PM  
1 votes:

hardinparamedic: badLogic: Maybe the are members of an anarcho-syndicalist commune.  Has anyone checked the local filth piles?



SUPREME EXECUTIVE POWER DOES NOT COME FROM A WATERY TART THROWING YOU A SWORD!


Bloody peasant.
2013-04-18 06:48:03 PM  
1 votes:

TheAnvil: Pretty sure suspect # 2 is an attacking midfielder for Everton.


Dude looks like Fellaini
2013-04-18 06:47:49 PM  
1 votes:

badLogic: Maybe the are members of an anarcho-syndicalist commune.  Has anyone checked the local filth piles?


i.cr3ation.co.uk

SUPREME EXECUTIVE POWER DOES NOT COME FROM A WATERY TART THROWING YOU A SWORD!
2013-04-18 06:46:22 PM  
1 votes:
Pretty sure suspect # 2 is an attacking midfielder for Everton.
2013-04-18 06:45:52 PM  
1 votes:

ShadowKamui: Tatsuma: Weaver95: that's what we HOPE they're doing. But if they've got a plan and manage to dodge the initial stages of the manhunt...a well motivated and decently supplied team could hit at least one more target before they got caught. plenty of places to hide in this country, if you're willing to go off grid for a while and set things up ahead of time.

Well we know how well that worked out for Dorner.

ShadowKamui: The most likely people responsible are in no particular order
White Power (big international event), Anti-Government group (was Patriots Day), anarchists/psycho, AQ or AQ sympathizers

I still don't think that the first two are even remotely likely as suspect:

White Supremacist: They bombed a crowd in Boston and they would have known they'd injure lots of white people. They usually prefer stuff like bombing synagogues and MLK parades

Anti-Government: They usually restrict their attacks on Federal organizations, I can't recall them ever attacking regular citizens

You can at least stretch it enough for either of those 2 scum bags to do it
  White Supremacists hate foreigners and Papists don't count as white people
  Anti-Government it was technically a parade for Patriots day, though yeah the post office would have made more sense

Real AQ would of probably had better bombs or at least more of them, plus there would have probably been some sort of chatter beforehand.

The last 2 are the most like though, local anarchists/psycho in it for the body count or AQ sympathizers following the manual.


Maybe the are members of an anarcho-syndicalist commune.  Has anyone checked the local filth piles?
2013-04-18 06:45:05 PM  
1 votes:

tenpoundsofcheese: Cobataiwan: Occupy Wall Street.

They tried to bomb a bridge in Cleveland too.

The golf hats are just a disguise touch - "we'll wear the symbolic head gear of the bourgeoisie 1%!"


Forgot about that attempted bombing.


So, let's get this right now.

Okay to jump to conclusions on: It's an Arab, Iranian Terrorist Plot, Occupy Wall Street
Not Okay to Jump to Conclusions on:Right-Winged Domestic Terrorist, Tea Partier, Paranoid Gun Nut, Christian Extremist Terrorist
2013-04-18 06:41:48 PM  
1 votes:
Their clothing indicates that they originated from the Republic of Doushbaggerstan. The Republic of Doushbaggerstan is a small, war torn country in the Middle East. They were invaded by the Soviets in 1983 after declaring that communism "is gay as hell bro". The main export of Doushbaggerstan is pure, uncut annoyance, and its main import is hatred. The suspects may belong to the radical Al-Kerda group, which believes westerners are "cramping our style bro" and were behind the infamous 2006 London mass Humvee attacks and the 2003 rash of spray-painted genitals in New York City.
2013-04-18 06:40:39 PM  
1 votes:
I'm going to jump waaay out on yet another shaky limb here, and guess that Cheech and Chong have been probably been eliminated as possible "persons of interest."

/despite the facial hair

//and swarthy skin tones
2013-04-18 06:40:33 PM  
1 votes:

Weaver95: badLogic: Weaver95: MyRandomName: Weaver95: I honestly don't know if I'd prefer this to be a foreign terrorist attack or done by some of our local right wing nutballs....

God you are a pathetic man. The left has as much experience with bombs as right wing groups. But you need a political effigy to burn. What a sad boy you are.

wait, when did I become 'the left'?

The Circle is now complete.

i'm having a Darth Vader moment for some reason.


Force Choke the biatch
2013-04-18 06:39:55 PM  
1 votes:
Have we decided who we are going to bomb yet?
2013-04-18 06:36:46 PM  
1 votes:
Suspect #2 looks like he is wearing a Duke hat.
2013-04-18 06:36:16 PM  
1 votes:

Pilikia: (I'm Scots-Irish and Samoan).


THAT's a CONTRADICTION!
2013-04-18 06:35:49 PM  
1 votes:

ariseatex: Suspect 1:  Black Hat
Suspect 2:  White Hat



Proves half of all hollywood westerns wrong.
2013-04-18 06:33:58 PM  
1 votes:
It's obvious from the pictures that this is the work of Myposian extremists.

www.latelatebreakfastshow.com
2013-04-18 06:32:58 PM  
1 votes:
walkingtowardsthelight.org

/Hot like a bomb to Dez
2013-04-18 06:32:34 PM  
1 votes:

Weaver95: tenpoundsofcheese: theorellior: Tea Party would never condone terrorist actions!" I can only say open your ears and listen to the rhetoric. It's all about fondling guns and blowing people up with rockets but when a liberal has violent thoughts it's time to clutch one's pearls.

Which party authorized blowing up American citizens with rockets?

the GOP of course.


Killing US citizens with drones is not the GOP.
Guess again, I will give you one more chance to guess which President did that and which party he belongs to.
2013-04-18 06:31:53 PM  
1 votes:
Send these guys after them

4.bp.blogspot.com
2013-04-18 06:29:33 PM  
1 votes:
Look like ICP fans to me.
2013-04-18 06:26:02 PM  
1 votes:
They look human to me. What a bunch of evil bastards those humans are.
2013-04-18 06:24:51 PM  
1 votes:
They're obviously Tongan
2013-04-18 06:23:55 PM  
1 votes:
i.imgur.com
TED MOSBY!!!!!!
2013-04-18 06:22:11 PM  
1 votes:
Is this the thread when all the people on the left say, "yep, they're white" and the people on the right say, "one of em was tan, had a big nose, and curly hair! See, we were right! They're Ay-Rabs, Obama goes to jail and Sarah Palin is President for life! We're not the racist ones, you are for jumping to conclusions and assuming they were white!"?
2013-04-18 06:21:51 PM  
1 votes:

ongbok: On MSNBC before the FBI presser they were talking to a terrorism specialist and he explained that the government has a database of over 80 million pictures of people that have visit this country from over seas, basically everybody that comes here from a different country has a digital picture and finger prints on file. He said if they had a picture it would have been ran against this database immediately. So I think we can be fairly certain that these guys are Americans.


for anyone entering the US on a visa we collect retinal scans, finger prince are for looney tones.
2013-04-18 06:21:40 PM  
1 votes:
It's obvious who they are.  They're hitmen with the Amish Mafia
2013-04-18 06:21:17 PM  
1 votes:

cman: My first thought: they could be Mexican. My second thought: they could be Italian. My third thought: Nah, they look Arabic. Then my fourth: or they could be white, you racist prick


How about asshole? Is asshole a race? Because that's what they look like to me...
2013-04-18 06:19:32 PM  
1 votes:

machoprogrammer: They do look like they are middle eastern


They do? That one kkid is wghite as fark, and the dude in the black hat might just be tan. Of course, maybe you used some 80's movie tech "video enhancing" that the FBI hasn't discovered yet.
2013-04-18 06:18:37 PM  
1 votes:
These guys are clearly Muslims and we need to ban Muslims now
2013-04-18 06:16:45 PM  
1 votes:
I liked Andy Levy's tweet

AAAAAGH I CAN'T TELL WHAT ETHNICITIES THE SUSPECTS ARE SO I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO THINK

(Caps his, not mine).
2013-04-18 06:15:52 PM  
1 votes:
amazing_live_seamonkeys

Thank you for your understanding. There's so much derp my derp herped.
2013-04-18 06:15:04 PM  
1 votes:

ScaryBottles: ivan: Cytokine Storm: I don't want to offend anyone and I know it may be insensitive to say this, but honestly they really do look like bipedal humanoids to me.

I was really hoping they would turn out to be Venusian-grown terrorists, but I fear you are right.

Me personally I was hoping these were the first shots fired in the glorious cat revolution. We need secure our border from the Persians!


You're opening a can of worms there. The moment we go up against the Persians, we'll be dealing with hoards of Abyssinians, Bengals and Siberians. Not mention Munchkins.
2013-04-18 06:13:59 PM  
1 votes:

badLogic: violentsalvation: I hope they are caught before they bomb again.

Midnight is fast approaching....


I said yeah baby, yeah
2013-04-18 06:13:09 PM  
1 votes:

Facetious_Speciest: amazing_live_seamonkeys

Or that Arabs are Semitic.

They are.


derpy.ponychan.net
2013-04-18 06:12:53 PM  
1 votes:

Weaver95: 'she'?


Weaver is a chicks name.  Duh.
2013-04-18 06:12:43 PM  
1 votes:

shower_in_my_socks: Nadie_AZ: [www.bridgestonegolf.com image 800x800]

That's pretty good.


Quick! Someone create  GUI Interface using Visual Basic to track all the sales of that hat.
2013-04-18 06:12:11 PM  
1 votes:
So now racial profiling is viable?
2013-04-18 06:10:39 PM  
1 votes:
Just because the FBI says they're "white" means nothing. The American government has an absurd definition of "white." Look at the census. Bin Laden and Mr. Rogers are of the same "race" according to these people, like that's useful...

amazing_live_seamonkeys

Or that Arabs are Semitic.

They are.

Tatsuma

You know, if the one everyone says is a 'white guy' ends up being a white convert to Islam, it's going to be beautiful watch Stormfront and all the other racists being confused as fark about just how much they should hate him

Not really. Half of them will say Islam is just another Jewish-inspired religion that's foreign to Europeans anyway, and the other half love Hitler and follow his lead on the subject. It's been done.

Skyd1v

Species-ists like you make me sick.

:( He's a bad one. I'm one of the good ones.
2013-04-18 06:10:10 PM  
1 votes:
My first thought: they could be Mexican. My second thought: they could be Italian. My third thought: Nah, they look Arabic. Then my fourth: or they could be white, you racist prick
2013-04-18 06:09:51 PM  
1 votes:

Popcorn Johnny: Wow, some of you are seriously pissed that they're not white dudes. Why is that?


After the white guy judge/prosecutor killer and the white guy ricin mailer they are disappointed to not get a trifecta.
2013-04-18 06:08:06 PM  
1 votes:
I'm throwing my hat in for Paulite college students.
2013-04-18 06:06:24 PM  
1 votes:
It's revenge for those Dish Network Hopper commercials. They hate Boston 'cause of the accents.
2013-04-18 06:05:38 PM  
1 votes:

I_C_Weener: On phone. Can't see the pics. Was it red haired black Jews for Mohamed?


I don't know what all these folks are going on about, they both clearly look North Korean to me.
2013-04-18 06:04:49 PM  
1 votes:

atomicmask: He is not white goofy college student, he has a arab looking nose. Both are clearly semites of some sort. Both clearly middle eastern, light skinned, but middle eastern.


I found the suspect.

images.politico.com
2013-04-18 06:04:29 PM  
1 votes:

what_now: I feel like Black Hat guy is the brains of the operation. White Hat Guy isn't even smart enough to have his hat cover his face.


You know who else would be dumb enough to practically smile for the cameras?

A home grown teenage to twenty-something that''s who.

I blame rap music!!!

Oh yeah and video games.
2013-04-18 06:04:28 PM  
1 votes:
upload.wikimedia.org
2013-04-18 06:03:27 PM  
1 votes:

I_C_Weener: On phone. Can't see the pics. Was it red haired black Jews for Mohamed?


It was Frank Zappa.
2013-04-18 06:02:31 PM  
1 votes:
i.imgur.com
2013-04-18 06:01:18 PM  
1 votes:
I feel like Black Hat guy is the brains of the operation. White Hat Guy isn't even smart enough to have his hat cover his face.
2013-04-18 06:00:21 PM  
1 votes:
I don't want to offend anyone and I know it may be insensitive to say this, but honestly they really do look like bipedal humanoids to me.
2013-04-18 05:59:33 PM  
1 votes:
Apparently the FBI is calling them "two white men in their 20's"
2013-04-18 05:59:20 PM  
1 votes:

WTF Indeed: I'm pretty sure committing acts of terror is against the Bro Code.


I dunno. Axe is like a chemical weapon of sorts.
2013-04-18 05:59:17 PM  
1 votes:

Tatsuma: Weaver95: have you actually listened to some of those nut jobs?

Yeah and they've never said anything even remotely close to 'we need to start blowing up innocent civilians'


so you haven't actually listened to any of those nut jobs then....
2013-04-18 05:58:59 PM  
1 votes:

SN1987a goes boom: They look Israeli.


they do seem to want us to bomb iran for them....
2013-04-18 05:58:47 PM  
1 votes:

luxup: FARKERS.

When you guess about their ethnic background please have the decency to state what yours is please.

I am a white looking hispanic.  Not sure what they are yet.


You sound Belgian.
2013-04-18 05:58:10 PM  
1 votes:

BigBooper: Anthracite: So everyone knows here that middle eastern people are considered white right.

Yea, right. And the next thing you'll try to tell me is that Iranians are Aryan!


*snort*

Or that Arabs are Semitic.
2013-04-18 05:57:58 PM  
1 votes:
My official bet - neither of them did it!  More whoopsie daisy shenanigans!
2013-04-18 05:57:46 PM  
1 votes:

timujin: kwame: atomicmask: he has a arab looking nose

atomicmask: he has a arab looking nose

atomicmask: he has a arab looking nose


Idiot.

I'm amused he keeps saying they're obviously Iranian because they look like Arabs


forget it; he's rolling.
2013-04-18 05:57:25 PM  
1 votes:

Nadie_AZ: [

www.bridgestonegolf.com ]

Nailed it.


/sorry, poor choice of words
2013-04-18 05:55:39 PM  
1 votes:

Tatsuma: skullkrusher: lolwut?

Because Weaver has gone so far the deep end that he thinks the Tea Party would be supportive of terrorist attacks in the middle of crowds in America.


He's not saying it was right wing lunatics... but it was right wing lunatics
2013-04-18 05:54:46 PM  
1 votes:

OnlyM3: Purdue_Pete

Let's not blame groups of people now - let's figure who these guys are and arrest them. ROTFL


Liberal talking points: Crime is committed,
1) Blame tea-party
2) No way to link to tea-party change to "Let's not blame groups of people now - let's figure who these guys are and arrest them."


Someone has a hurty butt. Sounds like the kind of guy who would plant a bomb to "get libs," too.
2013-04-18 05:54:41 PM  
1 votes:
They look Israeli.
2013-04-18 05:53:18 PM  
1 votes:

skullkrusher: lolwut?


Because Weaver has gone so far the deep end that he thinks the Tea Party would be supportive of terrorist attacks in the middle of crowds in America.
2013-04-18 05:52:38 PM  
1 votes:

Anthracite: So everyone knows here that middle eastern people are considered white right.


Yea, right. And the next thing you'll try to tell me is that Iranians are Aryan!
2013-04-18 05:52:12 PM  
1 votes:

HaywoodJablonski: For those wondering, Adrian Zmed has never been pictured with a backwards hat


Marty? Marty Short, is that you?

/Parts of this thread I really like. Other parts I don't like at all.
2013-04-18 05:51:36 PM  
1 votes:
Maybe 4chan can redeem itself by finding these guys in one of the much clearer pictures, rather than these low-definition CCTV videos.
2013-04-18 05:51:35 PM  
1 votes:

amazing_live_seamonkeys: Sandhonkies


keyboard, owe me, newsletter subscribe etc...
2013-04-18 05:49:45 PM  
1 votes:

atomicmask: somedude210: atomicmask: somedude210: atomicmask: Black hair

Tan faces

middle eastern facial features

I don't think you're looking at the same pics. Black hat looks a little tan. white hat is a pasty white goofy college student.

He is not white goofy college student, he has a arab looking nose. Both are clearly semites of some sort. Both clearly middle eastern, light skinned, but middle eastern.

I'm sorry, but how does this guy look middle eastern? I think your prejudices are getting the best of you, my friend

Light tan face, longer/downward turned nose, angular jaw....IRANIAN

light tan face, angular down turned nose, angular jaw, IRANIAN


Backwards cap indicates romonian or durstian.
2013-04-18 05:48:57 PM  
1 votes:

serial_crusher: "as you can see the quality of the photos is quite good"
No, they're kind of blurry.  Click the "enhance" button


They never click anything. It's all done by keyboard. You need to say something like 'enhance the image inside the grid', which will be followed by deafening typing and maybe some whirring sounds.
2013-04-18 05:48:55 PM  
1 votes:

CarnySaur: shastacola: They both look like they might be of italian heritage to me.

You mean this is just the first strike in a North End/South End war?


And Mattapan/Roxbury is supplying pressure cookers to both sides.
2013-04-18 05:48:49 PM  
1 votes:

Weaver95: tenpoundsofcheese: theorellior: Weaver95: its going to be a f*cking mess either way. I think it would be a different flavor of bad if this turns out that the teahaddists are behind it.

Maybe I'm being vindictive, but I would hope it would force a lot of Hoverround Warriors to take a deep long look at themselves and their retarded philosophy.

yes, you are being vindictive.
There is nothing in their philosophy about blowing up people.

[media.comicvine.com image 479x356]


For once the troll is right. The tea party is all about entitlement. They couldn't be behind this because a pressure cooker and BBs costs like $40 total at Walmart and that's too generous for their blood.
2013-04-18 05:48:34 PM  
1 votes:

Coach_J: The guy with the white hat on backwards does not IMO look like your run of the mill white kid...he looks Middle Eastern/Arab/Eastern European to me.

Now, anyone who draws conclusions about the other guy is a nutter...you can't tell jackshiat from those photos.

And BTW, #1 (if he is the bomber) is an idiot...try disguising yourself a bit better like #2 dumbass.  Looks like he wants to get caught.


really? he looks middle eastern? He's whiter than I am. And I'm farking IRISH
2013-04-18 05:48:31 PM  
1 votes:

rufus-t-firefly: Tatsuma: They couldn't post pictures with better resolution than that? For fark's sake.

They should have just enhanced them, right?

Protip: a photo's resolution is limited to the original. You can't make up details that aren't there.


Something tells me you shouldn't have said that here.  I know what you mean, but this is fark.
2013-04-18 05:48:08 PM  
1 votes:

Nina_Hartley's_Ass: CBS mentioned backwards hat guy yesterday during the big CNN mess but I forget in what context.


Knowing CNN, they probably said he had nothing to do with it.
2013-04-18 05:47:22 PM  
1 votes:

Bonanza Jellybean: I'm disgusted, not just at the sliminess of the media, but by all of the folks (here and elsewhere) on the internet who are desperate to have their personal bias confirmed.

2013-04-18 05:47:16 PM  
1 votes:
Brosama bin Laden. That is funny.
2013-04-18 05:46:44 PM  
1 votes:

Anthracite: So everyone knows here that middle eastern people are considered white right.


www.moustachemarch.com
2013-04-18 05:44:59 PM  
1 votes:
Is it me, or is the WCVB 5 logo look a lot like the Babylon 5 logo?
2013-04-18 05:44:44 PM  
1 votes:
5-4-3-Nose-1
2013-04-18 05:44:20 PM  
1 votes:
I sure wish someone would post the pictures in this thread. I didn't get a good look the first, second, or fifth time I scrolled by them.
2013-04-18 05:42:56 PM  
1 votes:
White hat's gonna be cleared as some random fratbro doofus from BC who lost his bag in a bong resin haze.  Book it, done.
2013-04-18 05:42:46 PM  
1 votes:
This thread is f'n embarrassing.  There's some grade A derp in here.
2013-04-18 05:42:27 PM  
1 votes:

Tatsuma: atomicmask: .IRANIAN

I hope not, because well if a terrorist group with ties to Iran did that, that pretty much means war.


If the best Iran can muster in a Pearl Harbor or a 9/11- level of preemptive strike is two guys with a pressure cooker, I think I like our chances in an all-out full convo war.
2013-04-18 05:42:11 PM  
1 votes:
The NY Post totally identified these guys YESTERDAY:

img.gawkerassets.com
2013-04-18 05:41:56 PM  
1 votes:

Nadie_AZ: So 2 guys who look sorta white. No idea on nationality or anything else. Ok, if you know nothing, then let's let them get back to work.


Suspect 1 looks like a white dude to me. Suspect 2 looks middle eastern.

So I'm thinking a Teahadist teamed up with a Jihadist.
2013-04-18 05:41:30 PM  
1 votes:
Suspect #1 looks way more guilty than suspect #2. I can't put my finger on the reason why, though. Just a guy feeling
2013-04-18 05:40:27 PM  
1 votes:
white hat looks like a dbag with the hat on backwards.  His partner must be thinking "why did I agree to do this with this moron?  we're going to get caught because everyone can see his face"
2013-04-18 05:39:38 PM  
1 votes:
Wow. This nose talk is really letting me farkie some dumbfarks. Keep it up, nosewads.
2013-04-18 05:39:33 PM  
1 votes:
Kind of looks like a one is a white dude and one a brown dude.

/Darn, now I don't know what group to generalize and hate.
2013-04-18 05:39:31 PM  
1 votes:

x23: FARK in FL: Charlie Chingas: Can we just blame a right wing extremist/librul/christian/muslim/illegal/your mom???

Can we get Bill Ayers' view on this matter. I'm curious if he feels enough devastation has been caused by this event, or does he think a few more should occur to drive the point home.


timely 40 year old reference. the weather underground was well known for targeting highly populated sporting events too.

derp.


If the right wing is only 40 years behind then it means they've caught up by a hundred years.
2013-04-18 05:39:16 PM  
1 votes:

TheDumbBlonde: Look like Teatards, Totally.


They thought they could avoid detection by ditching their Hoverounds.
2013-04-18 05:39:14 PM  
1 votes:

atomicmask: Purdue_Pete: Popcorn Johnny: One dude is white, the other middle eastern.

Middle Easterners such as many Iranians... are "white/caucasian ". so.. yeah. Let's not blame groups of people now - let's figure who these guys are and arrest them.

I am guessing they are both iranian. The looks of them are iranian/middle eastern. Black hair, arab features (nose, chin, jaw) both semi tan/light tan.


Keep beating that "War with Iran" drum man.
2013-04-18 05:38:57 PM  
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atomicmask: somedude210: atomicmask: somedude210: atomicmask: Black hair

Tan faces

middle eastern facial features

I don't think you're looking at the same pics. Black hat looks a little tan. white hat is a pasty white goofy college student.

He is not white goofy college student, he has a arab looking nose. Both are clearly semites of some sort. Both clearly middle eastern, light skinned, but middle eastern.

I'm sorry, but how does this guy look middle eastern? I think your prejudices are getting the best of you, my friend

[encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com image 277x182] Light tan face, longer/downward turned nose, angular jaw....IRANIAN

[pbs.twimg.com image 493x500]light tan face, angular down turned nose, angular jaw, IRANIAN


Have you ever actually seen an individual from the middle east?
2013-04-18 05:38:35 PM  
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atomicmask: he has a arab looking nose.


9/10

short, simple. the grammatical error was a nice touch.
2013-04-18 05:36:44 PM  
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serial_crusher: who keeps letting the infowars guys into these things?


Was kinda wondering that too. I've only heard that guy on the radio, but he sounds really fat.
2013-04-18 05:36:32 PM  
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atomicmask: he has a arab looking nose


atomicmask: he has a arab looking nose


atomicmask: he has a arab looking nose



Idiot.
2013-04-18 05:35:02 PM  
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berylman: Suspect #2 seems pretty relaxed and casual to be carrying a bomb around... one strap on the shoulder and all.


OH SHIAT

collider.com
2013-04-18 05:34:56 PM  
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self_made_hell: somedude210: hmm....will 4chan be right....will we summon the gods for destruction if they are?

The guys 4chan picked out are apparently undercover law enforcement agents.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/hahatango/8653970482/sizes/o/in/set-721 57 633252445135/


IT'S A FALSE FLAG -- TEH AGENTS SET US UP TEH BOMBS.  BUY MOAR GOLDS NOW.
2013-04-18 05:34:36 PM  
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Weaver95: I honestly don't know if I'd prefer this to be a foreign terrorist attack or done by some of our local right wing nutballs....


The fact you want to blame it on a particular group shows what a bigot you are. shiat like that is how data gets twisted to support conclusions.
2013-04-18 05:34:22 PM  
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so sick of jeopardy getting preempted. it's trivial.
2013-04-18 05:33:11 PM  
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Popcorn Johnny: I'd totally bang sign language girl.


The sign is both hands making the two finger peace sign, and then clapping those together.

Good luck, be brave!
2013-04-18 05:32:55 PM  
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Glendale: Ah yes, can't forget the truther nutter screaming a "question".


His question is a false flag
2013-04-18 05:31:35 PM  
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cameroncrazy1984: Agarista: OK, how long before anonymous finds 'em?

Ten minutes, if by "them" you mean two guys who look nothing like them and are wearing completely different clothes!


Well, I WOULD hope they'd have changed by now.
2013-04-18 05:31:22 PM  
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From those pics they don't look any darker than me and there's no whole wheat in my Wonderbread woodpile AFAIK.
2013-04-18 05:31:15 PM  
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NBC 4 in DC. "As you can see the pictures are clear, it's just difficult to make out their faces".

New definition of clear.
2013-04-18 05:30:28 PM  
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Agarista: OK, how long before anonymous finds 'em?


Ten minutes, if by "them" you mean two guys who look nothing like them and are wearing completely different clothes!
2013-04-18 05:30:27 PM  
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Solved in 12 minutes using Google image match.
2013-04-18 05:30:07 PM  
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gweilo8888: White people can be muslims too.


Point taken.

/honestly don't care, just want the farkers found.  Maybe even droned.
2013-04-18 05:29:29 PM  
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http://www.charlock.org/~tengu/pics/bmwestbomb.jpg
2013-04-18 05:29:19 PM  
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OK, how long before anonymous finds 'em?
2013-04-18 05:28:52 PM  
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thismomentinblackhistory: Anybody else hear the guy screaming about pictures on InfoWars? How'd he get in the presser?


He walked in.

Or Hoverrounded in.
2013-04-18 05:28:40 PM  
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Alright guys, we're going to create a GUI interface with visual basic to track these mother farkers down
2013-04-18 05:28:20 PM  
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Ah yes, can't forget the truther nutter screaming a "question".
2013-04-18 05:27:29 PM  
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Was someone just attention whoring their website in the press conference?

NEXT QUESTION PLEASE! NEXT QUESTION PLEASE!
2013-04-18 05:27:23 PM  
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I think I saw them at a Fark Party.
2013-04-18 05:27:17 PM  
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INFOWARS!

NEXT

/idjuts
2013-04-18 05:27:14 PM  
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haha inforwars.com

...next question please.
2013-04-18 05:25:23 PM  
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kumanoki: ottosmom: [wfxt.images.worldnow.com image 640x360]

So it's Paul Ryan?

[img.washingtonpost.com image 228x341]


Frank Stallone? Sylvester's rocking sibling?

i47.photobucket.com
2013-04-18 05:24:51 PM  
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The white hat guy looks like the douchebag from Wicked Tuna.
2013-04-18 05:24:40 PM  
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My God, it's two guys from the 4Chan thread...
2013-04-18 05:23:21 PM  
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So... not the people 4chan and tatsuma were hyping up, eh?
2013-04-18 05:23:10 PM  
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"as you can see the quality of the photos is quite good"
No, they're kind of blurry.  Click the "enhance" button
2013-04-18 05:22:45 PM  
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Suspect 2 is Paul Ryan!
2013-04-18 05:20:48 PM  
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what_now: NY Post: FBI arrests Wolf Blitzer


Crimes against journalism! They are cuffing him now!
2013-04-18 05:20:34 PM  
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Incontinent_dog_and_monkey_rodeo: They're going to announce that after going over thousands and thousands of photos, they finally found Waldo.


Finally, the master war criminal will be brought to justice. His actions during the Soviet invasion of Afghanistan and his treatment of prisoners of war during the Vietnam war should demand the death penalty. That doesn't address his actions after the fall of the Iron Curtain.

/Next they better find where in the world Carmen Sandiego is.
2013-04-18 05:19:58 PM  
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evilmonito.com
Is this the 'smoking gun' they will reveal?
2013-04-18 05:19:53 PM  
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cdn.wl.uproxx.com

exploding paint can?
2013-04-18 05:19:52 PM  
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m1ke: A press conference at the Sheraton?  Classy.


Waffle House was already booked.
2013-04-18 05:19:42 PM  
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Oh God, please let it be a brown muslin
2013-04-18 05:18:42 PM  
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Pleas. Someone with PS skills post one of the widely circulated pics with Drews head on the *suspected* perp.
2013-04-18 05:18:28 PM  
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So when are they going to start? I have stuff I have to do, like eat and buy beer.
No, I don't have to be at the gym.
 
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