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2013-04-18 06:09:15 PM  

GladGirl: For some reason, I was hoping these guys were home-grown anomalies. But - fuzzy as the pics may be - they look a little...not-white to me. As security and surveillance in the U.S. and abroad has improved, Al Qaeda and other terrorist organizations are encouraging followers to break off on their own and kinda crowd-source terrorism. If these guys turn out to be Middle Eastern, they could very well be following that advice. which would also explain why there's no claims of responsibility yet. Lone wolves don't necessarily have PR, and the organizations that spawned them (Al Qaeda, etc) may not even know it was one of their followers.


Cheers

A voice of reason in this thread of insanity.
 
2013-04-18 06:09:22 PM  

Weaver95: LeroyBourne: They're 'leaning' towards a domestic attack? I'm leaning towards bs on that.

i'm not.  the right wing pundits have been praying for a domestic terrorist attack for over two years now.  i'm not saying our local right wing lunatics are behind this but...I wouldn't be surprised if they were involved.


If you're right, then they were told to switch it up, because guns are soooo played out lately.
 
2013-04-18 06:09:23 PM  

Sir Cumference the Flatulent: I_C_Weener: On phone. Can't see the pics. Was it red haired black Jews for Mohamed?

It was Frank Zappa.



Zappa was part French. He'd never use a pressure-cooker.
 
2013-04-18 06:09:25 PM  

Tatsuma: ScaryBottles: Just shut up if not show me anywhere it says Al Qaeda waited a month to claim responsibility.

They denied it for a month until Osama Bin Laden ym'sh admitted it in a video

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Responsibility_for_the_September_11_att ac ks

Apologize now?


Which I never understood. Isn't the whole point of terrorism letting people know WHY you are terrorizing them?
 
2013-04-18 06:09:31 PM  

Phoenix_M: atomicmask: wow, look at that, arabs...who would have farking thought.

Look at the guy with the big crook nose... that's no "arabs" nose if you know what I'm saying....


Persian maybe.
 
2013-04-18 06:09:33 PM  

Tatsuma: Weaver95: have you actually listened to some of those nut jobs?

Yeah and they've never said anything even remotely close to 'we need to start blowing up innocent civilians'


Don't bother.
She is way too biased to have a discussion with.

Odd, no mention from her about OWS nut jobs who do talk about killing, rape women in their camps, throw Molotov cocktails at police, riot and damage property....oh, but the person in the Hover-round must be responsible.
 
2013-04-18 06:09:48 PM  
If the "two white guys in their 20s" thing is accurate, I'm gonna look at the shaggy hair and flipped around hat on the one dude and say "there's a dork who OD'd on Alex Jones nonsense and thought Fight Club was cool for the wrong reasons."
 
2013-04-18 06:09:51 PM  

Popcorn Johnny: Wow, some of you are seriously pissed that they're not white dudes. Why is that?


After the white guy judge/prosecutor killer and the white guy ricin mailer they are disappointed to not get a trifecta.
 
2013-04-18 06:09:52 PM  

gweilo8888: TheShavingofOccam123: Not all Muslims are brown. And some come with feathers.

[litaonfilm.files.wordpress.com image 430x249]

Funnily enough, that film got pulled the other day.


From Netflix and/or Amazon?
 
2013-04-18 06:09:52 PM  

bluorangefyre: So it wasn't the foreigners that /b/ was focusing on who had backpacks one minute and none the next?


Those two were local high school students.
 
2013-04-18 06:10:03 PM  

tenpoundsofcheese: Tatsuma: Weaver95: have you actually listened to some of those nut jobs?

Yeah and they've never said anything even remotely close to 'we need to start blowing up innocent civilians'

Don't bother.
She is way too biased to have a discussion with.

Odd, no mention from her about OWS nut jobs who do talk about killing, rape women in their camps, throw Molotov cocktails at police, riot and damage property....oh, but the person in the Hover-round must be responsible.


'she'?
 
2013-04-18 06:10:10 PM  
My first thought: they could be Mexican. My second thought: they could be Italian. My third thought: Nah, they look Arabic. Then my fourth: or they could be white, you racist prick
 
2013-04-18 06:10:26 PM  
 
2013-04-18 06:10:34 PM  

Great Janitor: but who hates foot races?


Battle of Marathon. Greeks. Persions => Iranians.

Iranians hate shoes, too.
 
2013-04-18 06:10:39 PM  
Just because the FBI says they're "white" means nothing. The American government has an absurd definition of "white." Look at the census. Bin Laden and Mr. Rogers are of the same "race" according to these people, like that's useful...

amazing_live_seamonkeys

Or that Arabs are Semitic.

They are.

Tatsuma

You know, if the one everyone says is a 'white guy' ends up being a white convert to Islam, it's going to be beautiful watch Stormfront and all the other racists being confused as fark about just how much they should hate him

Not really. Half of them will say Islam is just another Jewish-inspired religion that's foreign to Europeans anyway, and the other half love Hitler and follow his lead on the subject. It's been done.

Skyd1v

Species-ists like you make me sick.

:( He's a bad one. I'm one of the good ones.
 
2013-04-18 06:10:42 PM  

Tatsuma: ScaryBottles: Just shut up if not show me anywhere it says Al Qaeda waited a month to claim responsibility.

They denied it for a month until Osama Bin Laden ym'sh admitted it in a video

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Responsibility_for_the_September_11_att ac ks

Apologize now?


Did you apologize for accusing those kids yesterday? LOL
 
2013-04-18 06:11:14 PM  
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2013-04-18 06:11:26 PM  
It's the Lakers Bros.

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2013-04-18 06:11:26 PM  

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Neither of them looks anything like Christopher Dorner...

\so confused
 
2013-04-18 06:11:26 PM  
Those pictures suck. But it shouldn't be long before someone finds better pictures they took on the day of the event. Now that they know who to look for.
 
2013-04-18 06:11:36 PM  

Tatsuma: ScaryBottles: Just shut up if not show me anywhere it says Al Qaeda waited a month to claim responsibility.

They denied it for a month until Osama Bin Laden ym'sh admitted it in a video

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Responsibility_for_the_September_11_att ac ks

Apologize now?


Look, I realize how, like 9-11, it would REALLY work to your advantage to blame Israel's enemies, but are you REALLY going to go there?

Who will it be then? Iranians?
 
2013-04-18 06:11:36 PM  

Popcorn Johnny: Wow, some of you are seriously pissed that they're not white dudes. Why is that?


no.no.no... they are clearly white. clearly. white! AND FARK YOU IF YOU SAY OTHERWISE RACIST!

/too early to tell
 
2013-04-18 06:11:38 PM  

tenpoundsofcheese: Tatsuma: Weaver95: have you actually listened to some of those nut jobs?

Yeah and they've never said anything even remotely close to 'we need to start blowing up innocent civilians'

Don't bother.
She is way too biased to have a discussion with.

Odd, no mention from her about OWS nut jobs who do talk about killing, rape women in their camps, throw Molotov cocktails at police, riot and damage property....oh, but the person in the Hover-round must be responsible.


It's almost like they purposefully believe the opposite of whatever the reality of the situation is.
 
2013-04-18 06:11:42 PM  
So a white guy and an Arab walk into a Marathon....

/okay, I got nothing.
 
2013-04-18 06:12:04 PM  
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this entire farking thread.
jesus christ guys, i just skimmed it and wtf?  everyone is so farking amped to point fingers to justify their own preconceived notions.  I BELIEVE THE PURPLE PEOPLE EATERS DID IT, OBVIOUS FROM THE PHOTOS AND I HAVE SEEN A FEW PEOPLE IN HATS IN MY DAY.
 
2013-04-18 06:12:11 PM  
So now racial profiling is viable?
 
2013-04-18 06:12:17 PM  

Radioactive Ass: jonjr215: To me, this is feeling less and less like terrorism, and more and more like Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold.

Pseudo Anarchist types. Mayhem for the sake of mayhem.


i'm going out on a limb here, but that would be a super dick move. at least eric and dylan had to go to school with the people they attacked.  not that they were right to do so.  but damn bombing random ass strangers for no reason. not cool.
 
2013-04-18 06:12:42 PM  
there are some light skinned afghanis, thats my guess for white hat guy.  black hat guy I can't tell a thing about
 
2013-04-18 06:12:42 PM  

theorellior: Tea Party would never condone terrorist actions!" I can only say open your ears and listen to the rhetoric. It's all about fondling guns and blowing people up with rockets but when a liberal has violent thoughts it's time to clutch one's pearls.


Which party authorized blowing up American citizens with rockets?
 
2013-04-18 06:12:43 PM  

shower_in_my_socks: Nadie_AZ: [www.bridgestonegolf.com image 800x800]

That's pretty good.


Quick! Someone create  GUI Interface using Visual Basic to track all the sales of that hat.
 
2013-04-18 06:12:49 PM  
You know right now I'm listening to The Mountain Goats - Transcendental Youth. I think that it's clear how to stop terrorism:

Make them discover the beautiful beautiful John Darnielle. Ideology and politics wouldn't matter, why would you want to kill people and end up dead/in prison when you could be listening to his records instead?
 
2013-04-18 06:12:50 PM  

robsul82: These two guys clearly ALSO know about the plot to steal our organs in hospitals.



They'd better not touch our church organs.
 
2013-04-18 06:12:53 PM  
I saw them board a 747 Tuesday morning.

/not really.
//But they probably did.
 
2013-04-18 06:12:53 PM  

Weaver95: 'she'?


Weaver is a chicks name.  Duh.
 
2013-04-18 06:12:54 PM  

luxup: Amos Quito: luxup: Amos Quito: luxup: Whatever their ethnic background I can safely say that if they had walked by me I would not have batted an eyelash.

Damn, I have to say they look pretty calm for what they are about to do.


If these two actually *did* do it.

Hey, I'll admit I believe that if they didn't do it directly they sure as hell had something to do with it.This isn't from the NY Post or CNN.  This is the FBI.


Well, as the FBI themselves have had "something to do" with most of the "attempted (but foiled) terror attacks" that have taken place on US soil over the past 10 years, you may have a point.


/Can we detain these guys indefinitely without trial or charges until "the end of hostilities"?

Yeah I get it, Government is corrupt.  Not everyone is a bad guy and sometimes they actually do what they are supposed to.

Take off your tin-foil hat and just get out of the way.  Let the big boys play now.


The "big boys" start wars without using critical thinking.

if you consider yourself a big boy, chances are you're just fat.
 
2013-04-18 06:13:08 PM  

somedude210: ScaryBottles: The brown dude looks more Italian than middle eastern. He looks like half of my cousins from the northeast.

that could easily be too


Does this mean we have proof to start the bombing runs on New Jersey and wipe out anyone who was ever involved in the Jersey Shore tv show? See, if that was true, at least some good could come out of this.
 
2013-04-18 06:13:09 PM  

Facetious_Speciest: amazing_live_seamonkeys

Or that Arabs are Semitic.

They are.


derpy.ponychan.net
 
2013-04-18 06:13:14 PM  

tenpoundsofcheese: theorellior: Tea Party would never condone terrorist actions!" I can only say open your ears and listen to the rhetoric. It's all about fondling guns and blowing people up with rockets but when a liberal has violent thoughts it's time to clutch one's pearls.

Which party authorized blowing up American citizens with rockets?


the GOP of course.
 
2013-04-18 06:13:18 PM  

doyner: I guess you're happy that they're not.  Why is that?


Of course I'm happy that our own people aren't responsible. Just another reason to scrap immigration and lock the country down.
 
2013-04-18 06:13:23 PM  

Amos Quito: luxup: Yeah I get it, Government is corrupt. Not everyone is a bad guy and sometimes they actually do what they are supposed to.


No, you don't "get it".

Most of the "foiled terror attacks" were honeypots - fabricated "FBI stings".


Yes I am sure they were.  And I will believe you because you are sooo technologically superior and such a research wizard that you have undeniable proof.  That must be what your on the internet saying this stuff on a farking message board.

You realize that when they put those specials on the TV that talk about conspiracies and the Aliens they they do it for ratings right.  When they hand you the pamphlets that detail how the Gubment pulled a fast one that they are nuts right.

You do realize that we all know the FBI, CIA and other agencies do illegal crap all the time and you know what, we don't care.  The can do whatever and I mean wahtever they want to get these guys.  They crossed a line and I for one am willing for my Gov't to cross it as well to get them.

Thing is, and this is why I still love this country, they will at least try not to first.

Oh yeah, nobody and I mean nobody can talk me into doing anything with a bomb to hurt anyone period.  If they do it, and I'm sure they have then good.  I saw runners get blown up on tv and I've had the pleasure of watching a tower go down in person so STFU and be a boy someplace else.
 
2013-04-18 06:13:31 PM  

TheShavingofOccam123: From Netflix and/or Amazon?


No, from TV in the UK, because of the proximity to the Boston attack.
 
2013-04-18 06:13:32 PM  

Lollipop165: Tatsuma: ScaryBottles: Just shut up if not show me anywhere it says Al Qaeda waited a month to claim responsibility.

They denied it for a month until Osama Bin Laden ym'sh admitted it in a video

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Responsibility_for_the_September_11_att ac ks

Apologize now?

Which I never understood. Isn't the whole point of terrorism letting people know WHY you are terrorizing them?


Strictly speaking, the point of terrorism is just to induce terror.  It's just that most groups can leverage that terror as a means to promote their agenda.

If your agenda IS terror, however, then not saying anything actually benefits it more.
 
2013-04-18 06:13:35 PM  

Not sure what race/nationality these guys are, what they stand for, what the point was. No idea... but now I know what a coward looks like. They killed a little boy and two young women and maimed a lot of people to incite terror. What a couple complete shiatbags. Waterboarding wouldn't be controversial (to me) if we used it on these guys...


Listen kid, I'm not gonna bullshiat you, all right? I don't give a good fark what you know, or don't know, but I'm gonna torture you anyway, regardless. Not to get information. It's amusing, to me, to torture a terrorist. You can say anything you want cause I've heard it all before. All you can do is pray for a quick death, which you ain't gonna get.


I know we should be better than that, and we will be. But I wouldn't protest. Just sayin.

 
2013-04-18 06:13:41 PM  
I have to say, I like the idea of crowdsourcing our witch hunts.
 
2013-04-18 06:13:44 PM  
I'm not going to lie, I'm betting that these guys are already dead or no where near New England right now
 
2013-04-18 06:13:57 PM  
Inb4 someone biatches about Romney on CNN
 
2013-04-18 06:13:58 PM  
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2013-04-18 06:13:59 PM  

badLogic: violentsalvation: I hope they are caught before they bomb again.

Midnight is fast approaching....


I said yeah baby, yeah
 
2013-04-18 06:14:08 PM  

Satanic_Hamster: Weaver95: 'she'?

Weaver is a chicks name.  Duh.


i268.photobucket.com
 
2013-04-18 06:14:12 PM  

Amos Quito: Who hates Boston? Who hates Catholics?  Who hates the Irish? Who hates St. Patrick? Who hates runners? Who hates beans? Who hates the Kennedys?
Who hates Mitt Romney? Who hates Red Sox?

WHO HATES PRESSURE COOKERS?


I Do!!!
 
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